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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Haunted RV Park · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know, more than ever this year, people want to
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  Speaker 1: get out and find some quality entertainment. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to escape from all the craziness that's been happening in
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  Speaker 1: the world. And what better place to do that than
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  Speaker 1: by going to a haunted house.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's like almost fun. I almost said it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared of him, but I get it. So today
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who's booked reservations and one of
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  Speaker 1: the more popular ones in the area. But unfortunately we
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  Speaker 1: need to let him know it's not going to work out.
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  Speaker 1: He's still in luck, though, because we're opening a secret,
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  Speaker 1: even scarier experience right behind it. It's called the Haunted
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  Speaker 1: RV Park Treating Growing Up, And actually it's not really haunted,
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  Speaker 1: it's just full of abandoned RV's, So hopefully he likes it.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: It's another well, well, hello, he heard of there is
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  Speaker 2: this Jason? Please? Yes, who'say? Oh? Well, I'm my name? Hello,
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  Speaker 2: my I myself is a big rick calling from boot
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  Speaker 2: Street fright Factory. How are you today? Friend? Good? Well,
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  Speaker 2: that is magnet. That is a magnificant That is a
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  Speaker 2: wonderful sir. It looks here like you booked your ticket
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  Speaker 2: online with us for a party of six tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: Yes to me and my friends?
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  Speaker 1: Is everything?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that is why I'm giving you a hall of
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  Speaker 2: my friend because we are over booked. Oh okay, but
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  Speaker 2: but look at looking listen here, because we care about
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  Speaker 2: you and your spooky experience, we are going to transfer
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  Speaker 2: your reservation into an even better inscuria haulted experience. Ain't
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  Speaker 2: that right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't, I don't know if are you
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  Speaker 1: talking to me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know if that well, I sure,
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  Speaker 2: remember this isn't mister Jason. But but but mister Jason.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what I said. Listen. You know where
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  Speaker 2: we're located, right for end? Yeah, yeah, just have the
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  Speaker 2: freeway exactly. So when you get here, you skip the
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  Speaker 2: big light up signs and you go right, you go
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  Speaker 2: right right and take a left down to the end
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  Speaker 2: of the road where it's dark.
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  Speaker 1: What's down there?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's all very own entrance to the Haunted Harvey Park.
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  Speaker 1: Park.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so good, I'll say.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is there anyone who could just do the
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  Speaker 1: regular freight experience that book?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you mean to cry baby? It sits a pants one.
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  Speaker 2: You know, my Avvy park has real life abandon abandon novies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, thanks for no thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I ain't even told you about the safety waiver
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  Speaker 2: you gotta sign for legal legal purposes, my friend, What.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: A safety waiver? Well, just in case you're run up
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  Speaker 2: on some high hypodermic needles. What or if you smell
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  Speaker 2: that ammonia A lot of chemicals. Ever, wehear you may
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  Speaker 2: fall into one of them. Stretch a sketch of trash bags.
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  Speaker 1: Ammonia and sketchy trash bags. It sounds like an old
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  Speaker 1: meth lab.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Big Ricks, Mysterious meth Lab. Bow, howdie, that's
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  Speaker 2: a good name for it. I like it. I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was a haunted RV park. Well right, but the
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  Speaker 2: mysterious meth lab is our top attraction. Hell, you might
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  Speaker 2: even have a run in with Crackhead Carl. Crackhead Carl, Well, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 2: I mean he's not really a zombib, but he sure
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  Speaker 2: heck looks like one, if you know, because of the
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  Speaker 2: because of the math. I t'd like two hundred dollars
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  Speaker 2: for the other haunted house for six people.
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  Speaker 1: And now you're trying to send me to some old
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  Speaker 1: myth trailer where you have.
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  Speaker 2: I am not trying to hold nothing, but I will
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  Speaker 2: warn you. Crack and carl my sneak a poon. You're
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  Speaker 2: trying to pull your teeth. He ain't got none left
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  Speaker 2: of his own. He don't buy it, but he may
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  Speaker 2: gum you a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: You get it because he got you don't got no taste.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because of the mass and the crack. So are
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  Speaker 2: you going ahead? Rick? Yeah? Howdy big Rick here.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, I'd like to cancel my ticket and
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  Speaker 1: get my money back.
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  Speaker 2: So who do I talk to you about that? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna tap to talk to that sill as Sally Reggie.
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  Speaker 2: I believe you know him. He's he says he's your
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  Speaker 2: number one friend. You Reggie, Yeah, Reggie dude. Sorry, this
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  Speaker 2: is actually Jose for the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. Wait, what we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 2: on you? You're gonna have to talk to Reggie friend
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  Speaker 2: because he'll send you up. Bro. When I got a
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  Speaker 2: call from some guy Big Rick, and he's had you
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  Speaker 2: need to go to his aunted RV part. Oh oh
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  Speaker 2: it's a scary, scary park. I will be honest, friend,
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe it is haunted, but you can find
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  Speaker 2: crackhead Carl. Okay, and he does that. Okay, Hell, I
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  Speaker 2: look out for crackhead Carl. Hold on to your teeth, friend.
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  Speaker 2: Halloween wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning