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Phone Tap: Thanks For Your Intestines · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's prank call,
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  Speaker 1: a guy went to a wedding last weekend and drank
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  Speaker 1: way too much, as you do. He remembers ubering home
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  Speaker 1: barely and partying with a bunch of people that he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know. Well, we're gonna call him as one of
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  Speaker 1: those mystery party guests and said, hey, you made a
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  Speaker 1: promise to me that night and you had better keep
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  Speaker 1: it in your phone. Tap right now, Hello, Jimbo. What's up? Dude?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you kill me? What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: It's Brandon Brandon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon from the wedding last weekend. Dude, you feel
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  Speaker 1: you're feeling okay? Because I know you were pretty late.
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  Speaker 2: I got pretty twitch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it was. I So I'm right there
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  Speaker 1: with you. Does your hand hurt like mine?
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  Speaker 2: My hand? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't high five that much since I hooked up
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  Speaker 1: with that librarian in high school. Remember that story. I
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  Speaker 1: told you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember a whole lot. It's no dude, I
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  Speaker 2: get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, I know you're probably pretty busy right now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, back to real life, back to the grind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm back at work right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, sorry, I don't want to like interrupt
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  Speaker 1: too much, but I'm just letting you know. The appointment
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  Speaker 1: is this Friday. It's three fifteen. They said be there
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes early, if.
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  Speaker 2: You can excuse me. Three fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because they got to put the dye
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  Speaker 1: in you and get you prepped. What I guess, it's
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  Speaker 1: more serious than I thought it was going to be.
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  Speaker 1: But man, you're such a good guy for doing this.
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  Speaker 2: I am. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, who meets a rando at a wedding
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  Speaker 1: and agrees to donate part of their intestine to a
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  Speaker 1: total stranger. You're awesome, dude. My whole family appreciates it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, Like, my mom even made you
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  Speaker 1: a cake for after the operation, and it's crazy because
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  Speaker 1: she's allergic to butter and sugar, so she took a
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  Speaker 1: pretty big risk making it. She's that thankful.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, I need to I
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  Speaker 2: need to clarify something here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, but I didn't even get to the best part yet.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't want to blow the surprise
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  Speaker 1: for you anything, but they're gonna be running an article
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  Speaker 1: in the paper about you.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like you being recognized for basically being
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  Speaker 1: a hero, because I just got off the phone with
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  Speaker 1: a reporter and even he was crying when he heard
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  Speaker 1: what you were doing for us. Man, Like, holy yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm tearing up already too. Man, you're a real
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  Speaker 1: life angel.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I appreciate that. But they're not quite sure
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  Speaker 3: about this.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you were really sure the other night though.
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  Speaker 2: Okay to me, favorite, what exactly did we talk about again?
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  Speaker 1: We talked about how my dog, how he couldn't eat
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  Speaker 1: cheese until you agreed to donate part of your intestine
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  Speaker 1: to them. I've been like spinning out ever since.
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  Speaker 2: This is this Wait, so my human intestine to a dog?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean obviously not all of it, just like
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  Speaker 1: three feet. Apparently our bodies have a lot, so we
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  Speaker 1: could spare some.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't sound right to me.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm probably not explaining it great, So
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  Speaker 1: they'll probably just go over all the details at the
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  Speaker 1: vet on Friday. Cool the vet right for the surgery
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  Speaker 1: at the pet hospital.
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  Speaker 2: A veterinarian doing surgery on me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't done a human operation yet. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the first one for them, that's what they said.
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  Speaker 1: But you were cool with that.
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  Speaker 2: Remember, I don't remember that at all.
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  Speaker 1: Are you hurting messling with me again?
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  Speaker 2: I am not messing with you. I don't remember any
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  Speaker 2: of this. I remember a lot of drinking, but I
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  Speaker 2: do not remember promising my intestine to some dog. I
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  Speaker 2: am There's no way I'm doing this.
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  Speaker 1: You're not. Oh what about the newspaper article in my
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  Speaker 1: mom's cake that she made?
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  Speaker 3: Send your mom my apologies, But we were wasted. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't mean any of this.
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  Speaker 2: That's just trunk talk.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. This is gonna like devastate my family.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But answer is still no.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a no on the dog in testine surgery.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a big no on the dog in testing surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, if that's how you feel, then maybe would you
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  Speaker 1: be open to donating to my family's ferret getting a
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  Speaker 1: nose job? Are you giving five hundred bucks because he's
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  Speaker 1: really self conscious about him?
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  Speaker 2: All right, dude, know enough enough, that's ridiculous. There's no
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  Speaker 2: such thing as knows jobs for fair. There's got to
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  Speaker 2: be some kind of a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, This was a stupid prank call idea. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so playing your brother will for telling.
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  Speaker 2: Me to do it. I should have known. Man, she
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  Speaker 2: sounds like something stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a stupid thing we do on the
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is
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  Speaker 1: jeff Man. It's a phone tab. It's because your brother
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  Speaker 1: will listen to our show. And he said, you got
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  Speaker 1: tanked at a wedding last week and started drinking with
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  Speaker 1: all these people you didn't know they became your best friends.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I cannot believe you use that against me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not willing to donate your intestines
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  Speaker 1: to a sweet little dog.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be the first one to do it in the country.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well someone else can take that title.
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