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Phone Tap: Peter Pianist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 3: When two people have a kid, and Brooke knows this,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta communicate with each other as parents to be
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  Speaker 3: on the same page.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely sure, and today kids will take over, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, today we call a lady who's furious at
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  Speaker 3: her husband because he found a flyer on some random
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  Speaker 3: telephone poll that said piano lessons. He didn't think, he
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  Speaker 3: didn't ask any permission, He just signed their daughter up
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  Speaker 3: and shelled out four hundred bucks to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Now, at least that's what he told his wife he did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so obviously she freaked out and emailed the instructor
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  Speaker 3: and she's finally going to get her questions answered. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: or will she because it is a phone tap after all?
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  Speaker 2: We're doing it right now. Another Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: is this Jamie I'm speaking who says this is Peter
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  Speaker 2: Penist I'm scheduled to teach your daughter Addison a little
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  Speaker 2: beginner piano on Thursday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you emailed me, remember, yes, my husband just
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  Speaker 4: I guess he saw your You had a flyer up
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  Speaker 4: on a street sign or something.
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  Speaker 2: And that's me all over the city.
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  Speaker 4: He just he didn't check with me first, and he
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  Speaker 4: should have, and so I just had some questions.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead and shoot whatever questions you have, Peter Penis
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  Speaker 2: will answer for you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, thank you. So i'd like to know a little
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  Speaker 4: bit about your background. Are you wait a minute, excuse me?
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, I just need to excuse me, sir, Peter.
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  Speaker 2: What I just need to finish this bar?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 4: Are you teaching someone right now?
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  Speaker 2: No? Listen, No, I'm actually hold on. Sorry. Do you
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  Speaker 2: get distracted easily?
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  Speaker 4: None? You get distracted. This is distracting. Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I am a nice okay, sorry. As an artist, it's
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  Speaker 2: always playing in my head. I just had to get
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  Speaker 2: it out. Let the music flow through me, right through
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  Speaker 2: my fingers.
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  Speaker 4: Listen. I would appreciate it if you don't do that again.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just have a very quick conversation. I let me
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  Speaker 4: just ask the questions and then you can answer and
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  Speaker 4: then that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you have my complete attention, my apologies.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm
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  Speaker 4: being serious right now. This isn't funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not playing then, Okay, I am, but hold on,
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  Speaker 2: I'm almost done.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I got you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to rub you. But do you hear how
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  Speaker 2: fast my fingers are moving and I'm talking?
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  Speaker 4: That's fine. I really want to know about you. Are
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  Speaker 4: you classically trained? I want to know about your background,
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  Speaker 4: how long you've studied?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing's as classic as Chopsticks? Did that answer your question? No?
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  Speaker 4: It does it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear any applause or you know, you know
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  Speaker 2: that's very typical in an orchestra or a symphony, to
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  Speaker 2: applause after a performance.
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  Speaker 4: You expect me to applaud you when you've interrupted our
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  Speaker 4: conversation with while I.
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  Speaker 2: Was playing a perfect rendition of Chopsticks. I mean, your
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  Speaker 2: daughter's in great hands, or I guess you could say
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  Speaker 2: great fingers to.
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  Speaker 4: Me right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's a piano joke from a professional penist.
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  Speaker 4: That was rude, It was inconsiderate, and I never want
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  Speaker 4: to hear that song again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I definitely no more chopsticks. I agree, you're
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  Speaker 2: probably looking for something more contemporary. How's this huh? Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god? No, I sell Ray way better than chopsticks.
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  Speaker 2: Up man, This takes me back to community college when
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  Speaker 2: I used to play the keyboard in the parking lot
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  Speaker 2: for spare change. Right now, first time I got an
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  Speaker 2: STD actually many sins, but thankfully all curable. All right.
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  Speaker 4: I would hang up on you, but my husband already
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  Speaker 4: paid you, So let's just figure this out.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, no refunds, Sorry, no refunds. Never refund Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: it's part of the song.
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  Speaker 4: You are an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on? Did you want to request something else?
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  Speaker 2: Is that's the problem. I wasn't paying attention.
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  Speaker 4: My god, I's not gonna study with you.
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  Speaker 2: No, she's not. Because I'm a radio personality. This is
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  Speaker 2: a prank phone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. I get it. Your you're multi challenged. No,
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  Speaker 4: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: No. I'm Jose for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, and you're on the show show right now.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: I was playing or recording the whole time. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: even buying a piano. I'm in the studio. Your husband
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  Speaker 2: set you up. You had been so up. Hey, you
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  Speaker 2: sound a little uptight, Okay, Jamie, and I know the
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  Speaker 2: solution to that. Peter Penis on the piano. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: how you get out up to smile. Here's the raffle dabble.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like you want. You're just jealous because I'm better. Okay, Fine,
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  Speaker 2: I'll go back to chopsticks from now on. How's that? No?
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  Speaker 4: No, I never want to hear chopsticks again for the
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  Speaker 4: rest of my life.
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