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Phone Tap: Lunchable Thief · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. It's PTT what
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  Speaker 1: phone tap? Time you down a little PTT right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to start it anyway. Today we call a
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  Speaker 1: guy at work. Apparently a ridiculous situation happened last week
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  Speaker 1: where someone's package of lunchables was taken out of the office.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is he was actually accused of it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he didn't know the entire time that one
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  Speaker 1: of his co workers was actually playing a prank on
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. And he even had to meet with
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  Speaker 1: hr Yes hr In on this joke. They take prink seriously,
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  Speaker 1: they do, yep. So how are they going to put
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  Speaker 1: the finishing touches on it? By having our own Jose
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  Speaker 1: Bolano's call as a member of building security, once and
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  Speaker 1: for all, finally bring this lunch to justice. It's happening
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Hi, this is Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 1: this is Alan Graybill in the security office. Security office. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: security for the building. We handle private security for all
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  Speaker 1: of the offices in this complex. Oh yeah, what's going on? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you may have heard that a food item was stolen
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  Speaker 1: recently from your break room refrigerator. Yeah, the lunchable. You're
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  Speaker 1: calling about, the great lunchable mystery of last week. Your
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  Speaker 1: company takes theft, even on a small scale, very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most ridiculous thing. Well, we've actually been
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  Speaker 1: working on it for a few days already. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really consider this a joke. Okay, I'm assuming you didn't
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  Speaker 1: know this, But there is surveillance video in the breakroom.
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  Speaker 1: No there's not. Okay, maybe there's not, but let's say
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  Speaker 1: there was. What's going on here? What's going on is
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  Speaker 1: I bet I would see your greasy little fingers all
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  Speaker 1: over those tiny crackers if we had video surveillance. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't touch anybody's food. You want to know how
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  Speaker 1: much salt is one of those things? Anyway, I never
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  Speaker 1: touched one of those. I highly doubt salt has ever
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  Speaker 1: stopped a criminal from stealing anything before. Well, it would.
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  Speaker 1: I stay away from salt. Everyone knows that it's a
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  Speaker 1: health think Come on, Okay, well, how come you were
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  Speaker 1: the only person to go into the breakroom refrigerator between
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  Speaker 1: eleven thirty am and eleven forty five am with multiple
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  Speaker 1: witnesses confirming. You need to stop accusing me of this
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  Speaker 1: and realize that we're talking about a damn lunchable. Whoever
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  Speaker 1: saw it from Alex? Did Alice the favorite? Because like
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  Speaker 1: I said, with all that, he's gonna die of high
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  Speaker 1: blood pressure. Oh okay, you want Alex dead. You're being ridiculous,
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  Speaker 1: So now I'm hanging up. I'm not being ridiculous. Hello, Hello, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 1: this is Alan and Security again. Look, I just got
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  Speaker 1: off the phone with a witness who's willing to testify
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  Speaker 1: they saw lunchable rapper in your waist baskets? Okay, who
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  Speaker 1: said that? Normally I don't reveal my sources, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you Teresa, why would he even say that? It's
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  Speaker 1: not even true? Well, maybe she's afraid you might treat
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  Speaker 1: her like you're treating me, very aggressively treating you. You're
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  Speaker 1: using me of something I didn't do. How would you
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  Speaker 1: feel if somebody stole your lunch out of the company?
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  Speaker 1: Fredgeop punk. I wouldn't be happy, but then exactly over it.
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  Speaker 1: I certainly wouldn't contact a FBI about it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's a freaking lunchable. Okay, buddy, last chance. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying that to you because that, to remember, is a
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  Speaker 1: fireable offense. She's a serious investigation for the last time.
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  Speaker 1: Open your ears. I didn't take the lunchable. Well then,
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  Speaker 1: why did Teresa escalate this incident all the way to
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  Speaker 1: the top? I have no idea to me. She's a liar.
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  Speaker 1: She look at what she's talking about. Did you make
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  Speaker 1: her angry? Recently? I mess with her sometimes, like I
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  Speaker 1: hit her keys a couple of months I forgot where
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  Speaker 1: I put them. She was kind of pissed about that.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, oh, like a prank. Huh, not very funny.
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  Speaker 1: One you ever think she would maybe return the favor? Idiot?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up that little brain's work, And isn't it punk? Yeah? Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: just prank you? Really she did, and she did a
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  Speaker 1: damn good job on the ad. Who who is this?
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  Speaker 1: How did you get roped into this? This is Jose
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  Speaker 1: for Radio Joe Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And
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  Speaker 1: this is what we call a phone trap. Actually it's
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap, but I trapped you, so that's called
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  Speaker 1: improv I just you got trapped. Oh man, freaking lunchable.
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  Speaker 1: Come up, we'll leave everyone else's food alone. Bro. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: now that it's just you and me, be honest. You
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  Speaker 1: took it, right, I didn't take it? Oh really? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm glad because I'm actually the one that took
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  Speaker 1: it and it was delicious. The ham and the fake cheddar.
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  Speaker 1: That's the best part. Bro. Yeah, listen, man, I think
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  Speaker 1: you got some issues with lunchables. You got to work
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  Speaker 1: out for yourself. Oh I do. I'm on a high
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  Speaker 1: salt diet. My doctor hates me. That's all I eat
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  Speaker 1: his lunchables. You got to watch out for the salt
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  Speaker 1: man weak up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the Twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning