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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy away.
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  Speaker 3: If you ever lived high up in an apartment building,
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  Speaker 3: you've probably had the experience of looking out your window
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  Speaker 3: and seeing someone in a different unit or in a
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  Speaker 3: building across the street. My thinking apartment, Oh they're cute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no way.
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  Speaker 1: Then you count the floors and you're like, wait, how
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  Speaker 1: many windows in?
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  Speaker 2: Is it? I think I can find where he is.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that happened to a guy recently, except he pulled
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  Speaker 3: out his binoculars to get.
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  Speaker 2: A better look nikes and situation. He made the mistake
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  Speaker 2: of telling his friend about this. Oh my god, there's
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  Speaker 2: a hot.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, his friend told us, and also said that this
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  Speaker 3: guy never answers his phone, which is why we had
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  Speaker 3: to call him seven times. Whoa or He finally answered,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: As on the twenties, yo, who is this? Who keeps
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  Speaker 2: calling me. Oh hello, Hi, this is Greg from the
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  Speaker 2: front office at Quick Apartments. Oh yeah, we've been calling
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  Speaker 2: you a bunch and you haven't been responding. Todd.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man.
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  Speaker 2: I you know I didn't recognize the number.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to risk it, didn't know who.
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  Speaker 2: Was That's okay, understandable. Look, I'm one of the managers
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  Speaker 2: here at the building, and we know what you've been
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  Speaker 2: doing and we need you to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Wait. Wait, I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 2: What are you insinuating? No, you know that thing you're
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  Speaker 2: doing in your apartment with the windows.
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  Speaker 3: No, Greg, I don't know what thing I'm doing in
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  Speaker 3: my apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Don't make me say it. Okay, I think we both
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  Speaker 2: know what you've been doing.
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  Speaker 1: No, I really don't. Look, I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 2: We've had some complaints from people in apartments across from you,
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  Speaker 2: saying that you've been, you know, spying on them with binoculars.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, what are you talking before
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  Speaker 3: you say no?
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  Speaker 2: So quickly? Look, I personally know that you are doing this.
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  Speaker 1: You personally know, Yes, something happened that didn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: I actually live in the building across the street, and
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching you with my binoculars. What I'll prove
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  Speaker 2: it to you. Why don't you grab your binoculars right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the fourth floor across the way, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: not wearing any pants, so you should spot me. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, yeah, I dare.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to look at you without your
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  Speaker 1: pants on.
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  Speaker 2: No, at least you'll know who I am. No, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to decline. I'm waving right now without my hands, dude, gross,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm winking. Look. I don't know what you're trying
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  Speaker 2: to prove here. Man.
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  Speaker 1: All I do is I watch trees like a bird.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you want to, don't. I don't make a habit
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  Speaker 1: of looking at people's apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you slacked because you don't always do it.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that because I stayed here without pants
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  Speaker 2: on for two hours, almost six pm to eight pm
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  Speaker 2: last night and you didn't even ogle at me. Grows
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  Speaker 2: you freaking weirdo. Look, we're human. I like to look.
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  Speaker 2: You like to look. No, we don't know. Okay, how
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  Speaker 2: about this, let's create like a buddy system. I have
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  Speaker 2: not your look at each other with binoculars from time
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  Speaker 2: to time. No, what is this. We're not getting in
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  Speaker 2: any trouble with other residents. It's just you and me
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of a staring contest pantsless.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of perby stuff you're into,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you don't want to be banochy buddies nose, I'm
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  Speaker 2: into it. Every Tuesday and Thursday five point thirty. I'll
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  Speaker 2: meet you there right by the way.
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  Speaker 1: No, you have times and dates for this, Well.
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  Speaker 2: There's an issue. I am already doing this with another
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  Speaker 2: guy on the sixth floor, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: make him jealous. So what he's Monday and Wednesdays at seven.
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  Speaker 2: So as long as we can do Tuesday Thursdays, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to go. But knock you buddy, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: what is this? What is this? It's a phone tap?
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  Speaker 2: What is that? It's a prank? Call your buddy Tony
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  Speaker 2: set you up. He said you told him you saw
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  Speaker 2: some hotgirld binoculars across the way last week, so he
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  Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you. It was one time. It
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  Speaker 2: was oh yeah, this could be one time every Tuesday
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  Speaker 2: and Thursday five thirty, maybe forty five minutes each time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you're very attractive. Well, thank you. I actually
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  Speaker 2: am currently Pencilson Studio. I'm looking at myself in the mirror.
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  Speaker 2: I have a microscope because I need help seeing it.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You're not supposed to laugh
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  Speaker 2: at that part.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I mean, be proud, brother, Be proud. Wake Up
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