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Phone Tap: Picky Eater · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. Today. Alexis calls a
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  Speaker 1: guy because he was set up with someone through a
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  Speaker 1: dating site, and so she's going to pressure him to
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  Speaker 1: pick out a good restaurant because he's simple. If you
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  Speaker 1: know anything about our little Alexis, we know she could
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  Speaker 1: be kind of low income, but but she has very
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  Speaker 1: high end tastes. Okay, Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 1: I like rich things. I think that low income as
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  Speaker 1: an insult. Just an FYI, I didn't. I didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: it as an insult. That's just the facts. Anyway, it's
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. It's another tap Mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties to I'm hello, Hi? Is this James? Isn't he? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: This is Melanie. We've been talking on how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? I'm doing? Okay, I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: to see you. This weekend. Yeah, yeah, me too, me too.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny is your your voice? Actually it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't match up the picture. I don't know why because
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  Speaker 1: I'm expecting like a different voice or I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of a random thing to say. Oh sorry, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I just popped into
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  Speaker 1: my head. It's okay. So what do you want to
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  Speaker 1: do when we hang out? I mean, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: Maybe just like get a bite to eat somewhere and
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  Speaker 1: just walk around. You know that sound good? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: are you thinking? Do you have a place in mind? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: I know this really good Italian restaurant on a street.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you like Italian food? Oh? I
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  Speaker 1: do love Italian food? But I know that place. Do
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  Speaker 1: you like it? I think I would like it if
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  Speaker 1: it was the eighties? What come on? The decort in
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  Speaker 1: that place looks like my grandma's drapes. I just threw out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, God. In that one painting they have above
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  Speaker 1: the bar, I don't know if it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: a painting of their food or a dog just throwing up. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So you know a lot about that restaurant? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of consider myself a foodie, so I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of places, but I'm sure there's somewhere else we
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  Speaker 1: can go that's better than that one. Oh, okay, how
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  Speaker 1: about some Chinese? Oh I love Chinese? Awesome? Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too, totally so um, there's actually this awesome place downtown.
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  Speaker 1: It's like really authentic, it's amazing. I totally know the
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  Speaker 1: one you're talking about. You know which place I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: The Last time I was in there, I found a
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  Speaker 1: hair in my food, and not like hair is in
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  Speaker 1: on my head, like hair h r Like a whole
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  Speaker 1: rabbit was in my nile? Did you order a rabbit? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Is it off the menure? They just put a whole rabbit? Like,
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  Speaker 1: are you listening what? I ordered a completely separate dish
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  Speaker 1: and it showed up with a rabbit on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on with that kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe I shouldn't suggest any more places then, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: of course you should just be a man and pick
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  Speaker 1: something better. Sorry, Sorry, I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: like this. I'm sorry if I trashed on your places before.
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  Speaker 1: I was just grossed out thinking about that hair. Sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean obviously I would be traumatized too, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure the next one you pick will be fine. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I feel like I'm just pick pick another place.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want to sleep with me? What will you
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  Speaker 1: just pick? I feel like I'm gonna pick like poorly,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not gonna go. Well, there's a million restaurants
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  Speaker 1: in this city. I'm sure you can think of one
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  Speaker 1: that won't make me puke. Okay, there's one that I know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like really highly rated. It's kind of expensive, so
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  Speaker 1: it gotta be good. It's been featured on the Food Channel,
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  Speaker 1: but like it's casual. They serve diner style food. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that sounds good. Where is it? You know where Pine
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  Speaker 1: Street is? Unfortunately, I do you know which one that is?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you? Hm? What's wrong with that one? Nothing? It's fine,
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  Speaker 1: we'll just go there. Okay, Fine, then if you're good
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  Speaker 1: with it, we're going to the diner. Yeah, we'll go.
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  Speaker 1: But when we get there, I just need to make
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  Speaker 1: sure I talk to the waiter about the meatloaf. What
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  Speaker 1: about the meatlo I heard they had to DNA test
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  Speaker 1: it because the animal they were using there is an
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  Speaker 1: unknown species. Oh my god. So I'd like to know
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  Speaker 1: the results first before I eat it. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pack. Okay, I'm not gonna know. You ruined
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  Speaker 1: all three of my favorite restaurants. Okay, number one, number two,
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  Speaker 1: and number three. I can't go back there anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: can't go back. Look, it's not my fault that you
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  Speaker 1: picked crappy restaurants. They get flagged for health code violations.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's also not my fault that your
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  Speaker 1: friend Vance set you up for a phone tap. What
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  Speaker 1: my name is, Alexis. I work on a radio show
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  Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What. Yeah, your buddy Vance set you
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  Speaker 1: up because you're meeting some girl from Match soon. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm like talking, I'm like, and your boys
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  Speaker 1: sounded so weird. I was like, oh, yeah, you mean
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  Speaker 1: my voice sounds like I'm in high school. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: get that a lot every morning.