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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sergeant Soup Sandwiches · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving eighty two point five. Hello, how's
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  Speaker 1: it going? Maggot? Hello, I said, how's it going? Maggot?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number. Actually
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  Speaker 1: I do not have the wrong number private, or at
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  Speaker 1: least I don't think so. Is this David, Yes, it is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's nice to meet you, grunt. My name is Gunner,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just hired to be your new manager.
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  Speaker 1: My manager, Yes, at the restaurant. Oh okay, I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I will have you know. I'm a retired four star
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  Speaker 1: general in the good old US Army. You know, the
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  Speaker 1: one that protected your freedom while you sat at home
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  Speaker 1: on your keys to playing video games sucking on your
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  Speaker 1: mom's teeth. Well, sir, thank you for your service. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you're calling me. Did I do something
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  Speaker 1: wrong at work. I'm calling you to give you some
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  Speaker 1: orders before your shift tonight. I saw you on the
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  Speaker 1: schedule and I want three things done. Pants pressed, shoes,
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  Speaker 1: gleaming in. Your haircut needed to be high and tight.
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  Speaker 1: Is that clear? Yes, sir? Are we clear? If you
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  Speaker 1: just stop yelling at me? And my hair's already short?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you want yelling? You haven't heard yelling yet. Maggot
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  Speaker 1: shot up to work with your hair not high and tight,
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  Speaker 1: and then you will hear some yelling. I'm really kind
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  Speaker 1: of confused. What what's happening. I'm just a waiter at
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  Speaker 1: a burger joint. I have some respect for yourself. You
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  Speaker 1: are not just a burger at a waiter joint. You
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  Speaker 1: are a burger at my waiter joint. Meggott, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a burger at You're very confused, sir. You are
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  Speaker 1: a waiter at my burger establishment. Yes, I'm a waiter
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  Speaker 1: at the burger joint. Yes, mine, sir. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to criticize you, but I have to be honest. I
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  Speaker 1: really don't respond well to hostile language. Oh, I think
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  Speaker 1: I see you want me to be a little more
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  Speaker 1: quiet with you. Would you like that speak to you
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  Speaker 1: with a little more respect. Well, yeah, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: bet you'd like that. And it's not what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get from me. You're gonna get to work, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Have her hair hind tight. Who I can't even understand
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. I said, whoa oh oh oh whoh oh. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I get it again. Don't correct me, damn it. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't correcting you. It's just trying to be respectful. You
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  Speaker 1: do not get to speak to me that way. What way?
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  Speaker 1: What are we serving for dinner? What do we got
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  Speaker 1: super sandwiches from the mess hall? No, we have a
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  Speaker 1: whole Maybe we have a super sandwiches from the mess hall.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't even make any sense to me. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I ate every day when I was captured behind enemy lines.
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  Speaker 1: Listen here, grunt, I don't want any lip from you.
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  Speaker 1: Super sandwiches from the mess hall. Okay, Um, I just
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  Speaker 1: gotta say that it's gonna be really difficult for me
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  Speaker 1: to work for you. Oh, it's gonna be real difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Why should you call your mom right now? You don't
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  Speaker 1: know what difficult is difficult? It's sitting in pig poop
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  Speaker 1: for a week stalk in your prey. You were sitting
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  Speaker 1: big poop for a week. I did it. Did you
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  Speaker 1: just come back from some really weird situation? Because you
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  Speaker 1: seem really agitated. I will have you know that's all classified.
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  Speaker 1: But as far as you know, I am training thick
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  Speaker 1: skinned burger warriors, not a bunch of sissies like they
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  Speaker 1: have at the burger place across the street. You understand me.
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  Speaker 1: Burger warriors I am talking about. You are a wall.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a wall signimal house. I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to work tonight. You are phone tapped, soup sandwiches,
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  Speaker 1: mess hall ay wall, damn it. I don't think you
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  Speaker 1: should be working in a restaurant or any business, So
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  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't sound okay. That is a very
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  Speaker 1: good point, Private, and that's why I'm trying to let
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  Speaker 1: you know. This is a prank phone call. What Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your girlfriend Cassandra
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Wait, you gotta kidding me. She said
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  Speaker 1: you were concerned that your new boss would be a jerk. So,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, what I was afraid he was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a jerk, but I didn't. Really, he's gonna be just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Retired art general Super Sandwich is from a mezzle week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with jugle phone taps weekday mornings. On
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five