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Phone Tap PODCAST: Twerking Chicken · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Today we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who had a gore Mate chicken dinner
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  Speaker 1: delivered to his house a few days ago. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: during the meal with his family, he mentioned that something
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  Speaker 1: tasted kind of weird. No one else thought that, just him,
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  Speaker 1: And for the past few days he hasn't been able
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  Speaker 1: to let it go, which is why his wife wanted
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  Speaker 1: Brooke to call and tell him. You were right. Something
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  Speaker 1: was off with the chicken, more off than you could
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  Speaker 1: ever imagine. You'll find out exactly what it is with
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone. Tap right now the twenties to
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving point five. Hello, Hi, it's just In there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is him, Hi, Justin. This is Anita, owner of
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  Speaker 1: the Chicken Cloth Shack. How are you today? I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Well? I guess you ordered from us
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago and we delivered it to you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask how is the meal. Well, to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it tasted kind of funny. I thought my
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  Speaker 1: wife kept saying it was fine. So nobody fell ill
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  Speaker 1: or anything after eating the chicken. No, is there something
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  Speaker 1: I need to be aware of? Well, the reason I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling is that before we delivered your chicken the other night,
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  Speaker 1: I was made aware of a situation in our kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: and just so you know, the employee in question was
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  Speaker 1: terminated immediately. WHOA, Okay, now what happened. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: there was no food board illness. Okay, no salmonilla or
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  Speaker 1: e coal i or anything like that. Okay, Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you an air high five for that. That's
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  Speaker 1: good news, right, No, equal I I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: that depends on what you're going to say next. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say that our chicken is fried at
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty degrees. It's such a quick process
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  Speaker 1: that any bacteria killed instantly. Yeah, I mean, I get it,
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  Speaker 1: But just tell me what happened. Did it drop on
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  Speaker 1: the ground and get cooked? Yes, yeah, you got it.
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  Speaker 1: Why it dropped on the ground, But immediately it was
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  Speaker 1: put in the fryar. So that's not where the concern lies. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so the chicken my family ate from your restaurant was
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  Speaker 1: dropped on a filthy kitchen floor, and that's not the
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  Speaker 1: big deal. That's not what you're most concerned about. If
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  Speaker 1: any consolation, the cook did exercise the five second rule.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he picked it up pretty quickly. I looked
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  Speaker 1: back at the security cameras and we think it was
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  Speaker 1: four and a half seconds at most kinds on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Four and a half seconds is a long time for
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  Speaker 1: a chicken to be on the ground if you're working
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  Speaker 1: with it. I didn't even think about that when we
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  Speaker 1: tie it one two s are you? Are you seriously
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  Speaker 1: counting right now? Yeah? That felt like a bit it did?
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  Speaker 1: I get your side of things? I do, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to tell you the whole story. But there's more
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  Speaker 1: to the story than just dropping it on the ground. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I just need to know, like you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to like file a lawsuit or crucify us on Yelp
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  Speaker 1: or something. Well, I'm not going to promise you think
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  Speaker 1: tell me what happened to the chicken? Wow? You really
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  Speaker 1: want to know, don't you? Huh, Yes, I do. How
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  Speaker 1: about this, I'd like to offer you and your family
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  Speaker 1: a free dinner this week. You do you really think
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  Speaker 1: I'm ever gonna eat from your restaurant again? Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 1: You did hear me that we fired the guy, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you, So just tell me what he did.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say this. He made
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  Speaker 1: your chicken twerk. What. Yeah, he pretended that soup ladle
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  Speaker 1: was a pole, and then he pretended that the chicken
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  Speaker 1: was twerking on it. Okay, now you're joking, Yeah, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: It just went viral on TikTok. That's why we wanted
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  Speaker 1: to call you really funny video but inappropriate course for
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  Speaker 1: your meal. So he apologies my family and I ate
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  Speaker 1: it working chicken. Oh well, he also made the chicken
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  Speaker 1: spank itself. Why you'll probably see that too, But I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted you to know that if anything tasted funny,
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  Speaker 1: it's because it had bruises on its buttocks from the spanking. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hard spanking. So my chicken was made to twerk for
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  Speaker 1: a video, and then the cook had it spank itself. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and just you know, for good men, it fell
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  Speaker 1: on the floor also, so well, apparently that was part
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  Speaker 1: of the routine. You know, it was dropping a low
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  Speaker 1: fell off the counter after it did the splits. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you seem to really be enjoying this. I mean I
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  Speaker 1: thought this was an apology. Oh is this how you
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  Speaker 1: apologize to people? I am incredibly sorry and it will
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  Speaker 1: never happen again. You're right, it's never gonna happen again.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't even mention this to my wife. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna freak out. Actually, you're wrong. Your wife, Jasmine is
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  Speaker 1: totally okay with it all. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one that told us you'd fall for this.
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  Speaker 1: It's a break call. This is actually from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, and we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh you're messed up? What? Oh no, not
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  Speaker 1: just us, Your wife also messed up. She helped us
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  Speaker 1: come up with a turkey chicken story. What she said
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  Speaker 1: that you just wouldn't stop talking about how your chicken
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  Speaker 1: order tasted funky? I cannot. She sent me up working
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  Speaker 1: chicken that also does a split. So extra talented, dirty bird,
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  Speaker 1: Dirty Bird, Dirty Bird wake up every morning with phone
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