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Phone Tap: The Fake Malfoy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: now people know what cameo is. Oh yeah, yeah, Brooken
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  Speaker 1: Eye were certain members of this show are on it. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: you can pay any pseudo celebrity to record a video
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  Speaker 1: message for a friend or for yourself if you're feeling extra.
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  Speaker 1: Sid also was a pseudo part of Stablist. Are we
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  Speaker 1: just gonna go with that? I could have said washed
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  Speaker 1: up people to think they were real celebrities, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say that. Yeah, but for some of the people,
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  Speaker 1: like the really high profile ones, they can charge hundreds,
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  Speaker 1: if not thousands of dollars. Yeah. And recently, a woman
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  Speaker 1: for her friend's birthday paid for a famous Harry Potter
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  Speaker 1: actor to do a cameo. Oh, not Harry himself, not
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  Speaker 1: Ron or Hermione or anything, but someone that was still
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  Speaker 1: pretty notable in the Harry Potter films. So we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make sure she gets what she paid for. At least
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  Speaker 1: that's what we try to convince her. In your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now the tent. Hello, Hi is this meghn? Meghan? Meghan? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's an age in your it's a silent age. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hey, you ordered a cameo the other day
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  Speaker 1: from a friend of yours. Right, yeah, it's for Rachel's birthday. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: big birthday? Awesome? Well, I see you ordered Tom Felton
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  Speaker 1: Malfoy from Harry Potter. Correct, m Yes, Well how does
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  Speaker 1: day sound? I maufoy? Yes, say this widow wound oy.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't you every porter? What are you doing? Sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still working on I'm just trying to find my voice,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to find my h what's it
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  Speaker 1: called voice? I said that already. Well you a second.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really confused. So are you Tom Felton like from
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  Speaker 1: Harry Potter? Are you the actual Tom Felton? Like? It
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tell the difference, could you? That happens all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so lost right now, Like, what what are you talking?
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain. I am personally not Tom, but I
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  Speaker 1: do fill in for him every once in a while
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  Speaker 1: when he's busy. I don't want that I paid for
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  Speaker 1: Tom Felton to do a cameo for my friend, not
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  Speaker 1: somebody impersonating him. I'm sure, but like I said, he's
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  Speaker 1: super busy. I mean I think he's like with a
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  Speaker 1: supermodel in a room by right now. So it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter it's for boys, dipping his wand somewhere else. You know,
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  Speaker 1: what does that have to do with anything? That doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to do with the fact that I paid for
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  Speaker 1: Tom Felton. Well what that minds again is oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna fill in for him. Sorry, catching my voice just
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  Speaker 1: saying about that. Bloy me severy snipe and dumbledoll. You
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  Speaker 1: need to shut up. I mean you're just rambling on
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  Speaker 1: with like a really bad British accent. It doesn't even
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  Speaker 1: sound believable at this point. Well I'm a professional. I
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  Speaker 1: think you found Australian right now. Well good, No, that's
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  Speaker 1: not what Harry Potter. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: need my money back immediately because this is both this
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  Speaker 1: is not what I paid for, this is not what
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  Speaker 1: I asked for anything. I've never gotten a complaint like that.
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  Speaker 1: Usually people want to ask how much they can tip me.
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  Speaker 1: I highly doubt that. I mean, people pay for what
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  Speaker 1: they want, not some surprise fake person. Why don't I
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  Speaker 1: give you a little two for one? Two for one?
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  Speaker 1: I don't do you have a horrible fake accent occur
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  Speaker 1: who you are either, because right now I'm walking through
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  Speaker 1: the tougheration of independence. It's at Liberty. That's Nicolas Cage.
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  Speaker 1: Spot on Nicolas Cage. It actually sounded like the old
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  Speaker 1: guy from Mottun Family with having a stroke. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it sounded like. So I agree on me family. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that this was gonna be a legit thing, and
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  Speaker 1: it's clearly not. Okay, I hear you're upset. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: am upset. Obviously clearly I am upset because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being like, this isn't what I paid for. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: something that's not even real, that's not even it's fake.
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  Speaker 1: And sure I didn't pay fake money. So I want
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  Speaker 1: my real money back, let me just otherwise, I want
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  Speaker 1: the real thing. I don't want this fake Tom Felton
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  Speaker 1: that sounds like an Australian guy, okay, sporadically and maybe
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  Speaker 1: a little bit British, like you know what, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: realize it was going to get to this point. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to actually transfer you to the customer service department. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea. Okay, one second, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, another crazy voice that sounds like a dog's
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  Speaker 1: caught in one mower or something like. I don't even understand.
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  Speaker 1: You were the worst impressionist I've ever heard. How did
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  Speaker 1: you even get it? Do you not speak Wookie? Because
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  Speaker 1: I simply said that this is a prank. What do
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  Speaker 1: I have to do? Who do I have to call?
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  Speaker 1: And who do I have to email? What are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Agan, Meghan, be quiet. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to Megan. Oh sorry, Megan, this is a prank. Phone
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  Speaker 1: called Chewbacca was just trying to tell you that this
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  Speaker 1: is all a prank. And you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: This is a joke. Rachel set you up. You're actually
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  Speaker 1: on Brickan Jeffrey in the morning. My name is jose
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  Speaker 1: I'm a radio personality. Why hold on, let me I
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  Speaker 1: need a moment. What yeah, Rachel, Rachel set me up. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Rachel said that the real Malfoy already did her birthday
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  Speaker 1: request early and said it to her, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you and act like something went wrong,
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  Speaker 1: but she got it and she loved it. Okay, she
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  Speaker 1: loved it. Was real, real, right except for this. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, A mean. My name's Megan and I just
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  Speaker 1: caught phone taps and I'm gonna hang off now. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm done with this conversation. Goodbye bye. Wake Up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings all the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,