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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. In today's
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  Speaker 1: phone tap, have you ever been frustrated with the city?
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me rephrase that. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been frustrated with the city in the last ten minutes? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because depending on where you live, it can feel like
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  Speaker 1: you're paying taxes on everything and they're just shutting down
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  Speaker 1: the bridge that goes to your house. Or no, I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna say, nothing gets done, or things take forever,
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  Speaker 1: like a certain questionable bridge. Yeah. Anyway, today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just wants a simple fix for a
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  Speaker 1: pothole that's been there on his street. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: time for the Well, he's emailed the city of at it,
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  Speaker 1: even left a few angry voicemails, and now finally he
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  Speaker 1: is going to get a response. Oh that response is
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  Speaker 1: Jose pranking him. I'll teach you to ask for improvements
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  Speaker 1: in this town. It's your phone tap right now the twenties. Hello. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that's when I shouted back, dude, those aren't gummy bears,
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  Speaker 1: those are live bees. Hello. Hello, oh hi? Sorry is
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  Speaker 1: this Joshwood? Yes? This is Josh. Shoot. Who's this? Hey Josh.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Travis. I work in road maintenance for the city,
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  Speaker 1: and I see here you file the complaint about a pothole.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, thank god, somebody's finally called me back. It's
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  Speaker 1: like been three to four weeks since I filed that complaint.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, on ten Street near the intersection of Evergreen. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: that we saw it. We saw that so well you
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  Speaker 1: saw it. Are you going to fix it? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: because not just me has been complained about this well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not to make an excuse, but the city's
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  Speaker 1: budget has been really cut and I'm literally the only
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  Speaker 1: guy who laughed on staff for fixing pod holes. So
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  Speaker 1: I am which so sorry. It's taken so long, man,
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  Speaker 1: what are you telling me? You're you actually the guy
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  Speaker 1: that goes in and fills in these poddles. You're the
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  Speaker 1: only one. It's just me, so low numero o. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. The economy, you know, inflation or more like
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  Speaker 1: deflation because pot holes, right, they can deflate your your tires.
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  Speaker 1: You probably don't think that's that funny. Not really, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well how long is what's the time frame then?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have some kind of an eta I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being able to fix this or what totally? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: would say like probably in the next few, um, like
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  Speaker 1: weeks or months hopefully. No, no, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: I mean so basically this is a call just to
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  Speaker 1: tell me that this isn't gonna happen. Am I Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct? No, you're not correct, because I'm actually calling
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  Speaker 1: wondering there's a change that you could fix it? Mean,
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  Speaker 1: I could fix it. I'm not gonna help because I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even know the first thing about fixing the pothole.
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  Speaker 1: I actually have a few YouTube links that I found,
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  Speaker 1: and I can send you some tools and supplies. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you can get it done quite quicker than the
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  Speaker 1: city will. I think you need to look at how
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  Speaker 1: you were hired, because this is really your your freaking job, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my responsibility. Yeah, yeah, I mean what I
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  Speaker 1: pay taxes for sure, but look, it's kind of complicated.
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  Speaker 1: It's not complicing. You're still in a hole. Well kind
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  Speaker 1: of have an issue though. I was recently diagnosed with
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  Speaker 1: the fear of holes. Oh my god, I'm just I'm paranoid.
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  Speaker 1: I freeze up, I get antsy. And this sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a really big pothole, and so that that's even more scary.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me Okay, I just have to get
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  Speaker 1: this straight. I just so I hear the words coming
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  Speaker 1: out of my mouth. Okay, the guy who is hired
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  Speaker 1: to fix potholes is afraid of holes. Well, that is
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  Speaker 1: kind of silly. It's kind of ironic. I guess when
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  Speaker 1: you say it like that, I didn't. This is the
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  Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Well, I mean, you've
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  Speaker 1: heard a lion tamers being scared of lions, right, or
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  Speaker 1: like magicians being afraid of cards. I feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: just making the sup so you don't have to do
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  Speaker 1: anything work. That's what it sounds like to me. Oh work,
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  Speaker 1: forgot to tell you. Um, that's another thing I was
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  Speaker 1: diagnosed with. And you're not gonna believe what. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna believe that. You're right, I'm scared of work. You
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  Speaker 1: don't even I don't even. Yeah, it's a personal fear.
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  Speaker 1: Of work or manual labor either or yeah, So again
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, but if you could just find it in
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  Speaker 1: your heart to be kind and help here, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna help. I'm not gonna help. If you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it, I'm gonna call your boss and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get fired, all right, I mean that's bottom all. Please
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. Yeah, no, that sounds like I really
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  Speaker 1: need this job. Just give me your name, because you
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  Speaker 1: said it the start that I would tell you. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm also afraid of name. Yeah. Obviously you think this
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  Speaker 1: is really funny, but it's just not. I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: is kind funny because you absolutely fell for every single
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  Speaker 1: joke that I've said so far, and you still think
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  Speaker 1: this is a real phone call. So even though I'm
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  Speaker 1: scared of phones, this it's a breakbone call. Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Sorry, my name's jose Radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on you right now. Man. You were set up
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  Speaker 1: by your wife, Chloe. Yeah. Man, she said that you
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  Speaker 1: were complaining about this pothole outside your house for weeks
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  Speaker 1: and nothing's been happening, so she knew you would be
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  Speaker 1: vulnerable and ready to go. Yeah, she got me open. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think we got you too. By the way, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to send you those links on YouTube. Pretty helpful. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all you need is a jackhammer and about fifty pounds
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  Speaker 1: of cement. No problem, I got that good. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: send you forty other potholes. You can fix two because
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  Speaker 1: I am scared of them. Every morning, he was on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.