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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #2 Help Me Lie To My Wife · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: We have reached number two of the top phone taps
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  Speaker 3: of the year. In our countdown of the top ten
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  Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas, I get.
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  Speaker 2: So excited to hear what they are because I don't
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  Speaker 2: know yet. We all voted yeap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gods.
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  Speaker 3: This is number two.
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  Speaker 5: Who is featured today.
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  Speaker 3: It's our own Jose Bolano, who's putting bro code to
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  Speaker 3: the ultimate test when he calls the best man of
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  Speaker 3: a wedding to see how far he's willing to go
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  Speaker 3: to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party.
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  Speaker 5: So much, especially because it's a guy that he's never
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  Speaker 5: met before. And I still can't believe what Jose got
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  Speaker 5: this best man to do during the call. It's your
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  Speaker 5: number two phone tap of the year right now.
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  Speaker 6: Is Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas?
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  Speaker 7: Number two?
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, this is Paul.
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  Speaker 3: Uh Yeah, hey.
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  Speaker 8: Me, My name's Keith. Look, I know we haven't met.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Nate's best man, and I'm supposed to call you
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  Speaker 8: about setting up his bachelor party. Yeah man, Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Hold on, Look dude, I'm in some serious right now
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  Speaker 8: and I need your help.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Look, my wife she thinks I'm messing around on her
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  Speaker 8: and I think she's either like tracked my car or
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  Speaker 8: my phone or something. But I just saw her pull
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  Speaker 8: up right now outside, and I am I'm screwed.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're like, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 8: I'm at a massage parlor, you know, like not one
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  Speaker 8: of those credited ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Bro, I don't think you understand how serious this is.
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  Speaker 8: This is my third strike with her. She's gonna be pissed.
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  Speaker 8: I need you to vouch for me, please, Like, what
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  Speaker 8: can I do, dude? Like, I'm I'm on the phone
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  Speaker 8: with you. I told her that I was meeting up
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  Speaker 8: with an old college friend from Australia. His name is Jack.
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  Speaker 8: When she comes in here, I need you to be Jack.
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  Speaker 3: You can't do it in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Please, she's walking in the door. Are you doing hey, babe?
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  Speaker 2: How they don't Babe?
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  Speaker 8: Don't the phone man doing.
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  Speaker 2: It in this disgusting massage parlor?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, honey, I was pranked? What Jack pranked me?
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  Speaker 4: What you have my Australian friend? He gave me the
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  Speaker 4: wrong address that he set me up. I don't even
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  Speaker 4: know where I am.
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  Speaker 2: You think I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 6: Seriously, I'm on the phone with him right now, Jack me, Jack, dude,
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  Speaker 6: you got me so much trouble man.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Jack? Is this Jack? How do you know my.
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  Speaker 1: Husband from college from?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Buddy?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Great? And what college did you go to? Jack?
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  Speaker 7: You know, like you mean the one down under?
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  Speaker 6: See, I told you I studied abroad in Australia that
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  Speaker 6: one semester.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound real desperate right now, Jack. This isn't the.
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  Speaker 7: First time I've caught Keith with pants down, if you
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  Speaker 7: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this was my.
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  Speaker 6: Pants aren't down though, I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Just okay, shut it, Keith, just shut it, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Two other times? What time with my cousin? Do you
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  Speaker 7: know how that makes me feel?
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  Speaker 3: You don't know what you say about that?
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  Speaker 8: One.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian. I've
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  Speaker 7: never met one of those jack joking ry.
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  Speaker 2: Huh huh. I didn't even understand what you said. What
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  Speaker 2: you are saying, doesn't even had you seen that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we always joked around. Coach.
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  Speaker 2: He jokes around by sleeping around.
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  Speaker 6: You're a prankster.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, funny, that's Jack.
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  Speaker 6: If I ever remember Jack, it's me.
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  Speaker 7: So you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked
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  Speaker 7: my husband and sent him to one of these filthy
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  Speaker 7: massage parlors.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it would be funny, my by a funny Okay.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing funny about this place. It's dark.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's CD.
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  Speaker 3: It won't be doing that again.
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  Speaker 2: What was that?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it won't be doing that again.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, you're starting this out a little irish.
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  Speaker 1: I did have a few drinks this morning, and every
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  Speaker 1: time I drink, I send a bit.
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  Speaker 7: Oh he's funny, and now you.
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  Speaker 5: See where we're friends.
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  Speaker 2: Let's babe, let's get out of here. You and me,
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  Speaker 2: let's go let's go home. Can you say something else
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  Speaker 2: in that accent?
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  Speaker 7: Though?
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  Speaker 6: Come on, honey, he's already done enough. Let's let's leave
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  Speaker 6: him alone.
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  Speaker 2: Like what you know, just maybe something hot.
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  Speaker 8: Honestly, it's bedded in the hame scene which can kick
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  Speaker 8: up the baks.
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  Speaker 7: Like okay, I don't know what the hell that means.
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  Speaker 2: A go, like could go somewhere, go where there?
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  Speaker 7: We said we want drank, you know, having to go.
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  Speaker 7: Oh well, that's perfect because we're having to go with
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  Speaker 7: you as in this is a go because it's a
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  Speaker 7: prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you. It's Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah, okay, you can.
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  Speaker 6: Drop the accent now, bro it was so bad, it
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  Speaker 6: was so mad.
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  Speaker 7: Put me on the spot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't even thinking I know how to
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  Speaker 3: do it Australian accent.
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  Speaker 2: But you had my.
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  Speaker 6: Back though, and you're a great guy. I can see
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  Speaker 6: why you're the best man. You're amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,