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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stuck in Skinny Jeans · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI,
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. He's another Jubiles phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving nine point Thank you for calling me.
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  Speaker 1: This is Carol. How may I help you? Hey, Carol,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Darvin. Um. I have a situation going
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  Speaker 1: on that I think maybe you can help me with. Yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: of course. Um, how canna help you? Are you looking
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  Speaker 1: for a certain size of something or a color? Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's funny to say size and color. Um, I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: in one of your dressing rooms right now. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know if you work in the men's department, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the men's department dressing room. Oh hey, I
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  Speaker 1: don't work in the men's department. But how can I
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Um? Okay, Well let's see
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  Speaker 1: how you can help me. Um. So earlier I took
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things, Okay, okay, Um, what thing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I took a viagra earlier today because I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna have a date, but that fell through. Um
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  Speaker 1: um yeah. And then I decided to go shopping and
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  Speaker 1: then I went into the dressing room and I tried
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  Speaker 1: on a pair of jeans and I'm stuck. Um okay,
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  Speaker 1: um yeah. Is this a joke? Oh man, I wish
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  Speaker 1: it was. I feel like I feel like it is
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  Speaker 1: a joke on me at this point. I've I've tried
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  Speaker 1: everything all right. Now I'm on my back with my
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  Speaker 1: legs in the air. One patent leg is stuck to
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  Speaker 1: the hook on the door, so I kind of can't move.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, you're telling me. Okay, so let me
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  Speaker 1: get this straight. You you took a pill, yeah, viagra.
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  Speaker 1: You took two of them. Wow. Yeah, I was really
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  Speaker 1: excited about this date. Big mistakes. Don't take viagra and
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  Speaker 1: then go try on skinny jeans. Oh boy, So okay,
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  Speaker 1: you put some jeans on and yeah, now you are
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  Speaker 1: stuck in the dressing room. Yeah, and you know, pretty
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  Speaker 1: much stuck in the jeans still. Yeah, starting to hurt
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I am probably just going to call them
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  Speaker 1: all security. I think that would be the best. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so that would be really embarrassing. Can
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  Speaker 1: you just help me out for a second, keep it
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  Speaker 1: between us and try to talk me through this? Please? Like?
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  Speaker 1: How is how is that going to help you? Right now? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm thinking is if you could just help get
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  Speaker 1: my mind somewhere else, maybe it would help. Oh my god? Like,
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  Speaker 1: can you talk about like kittens or waterfalls or like
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  Speaker 1: a fake when you would visit your grandparents? Grandparents usually
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  Speaker 1: do the trick, you know, something like that. You know
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  Speaker 1: it's to be honest, It's feel really weird doing that,
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  Speaker 1: Like this is ours my job description. I know, I know,
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  Speaker 1: and I promise if I can get out of these
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  Speaker 1: genes without anybody knowing, I will definitely make it worth
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  Speaker 1: your while. I'll find you. You don't have to do
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  Speaker 1: anything for me, okay. I just I want you to
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  Speaker 1: be able to get out of your gene. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to help you anything. Just talk about
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  Speaker 1: something other than what I'm thinking about. Okay, I'll say
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  Speaker 1: at one time and that's it, and then I hope
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  Speaker 1: to give back to his work. Okay, thank you so much. Sure? Um,
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  Speaker 1: so my grandma's really old. I don't know about yours.
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  Speaker 1: M whoa, she has been a home and it's gross
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  Speaker 1: in there? No that wh why are you saying? Whoa?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like this is working. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: it's doing the opposite. Well, I actually talk about something
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  Speaker 1: that could take my mind off of that kind of stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and instead you did the opposite. That is really gross. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to you about my grandmother in a home.
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  Speaker 1: Who oh, whoa. I am definitely calling mall security. So okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know it's a prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: then before you do that. What this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Your co worker Elizabeth set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. She told me that work has been
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  Speaker 1: really boring lately and why don't you have a little fun.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go do that. Oh my gosh, the
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  Speaker 1: who Let's talk