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Phone Tap: Alien Invasion EAS · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: y away?
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  Speaker 2: It's time for your phone tapp. And today we got
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  Speaker 2: an email from a guy who wanted us to prank
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  Speaker 2: his friend. Okay, and he told us his buddy is
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  Speaker 2: a really nice guy, but is very gullible. He tends
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  Speaker 2: to believe things really really quickly, even outrageous things.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man.
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  Speaker 2: And so we thought, how can we trick him into
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  Speaker 2: believing something is happening that's not real? And we came
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  Speaker 2: up with the perfect opportunity when he got the wrong
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  Speaker 2: ladder from a hardware store. You're gonna hear it in
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  Speaker 2: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's another.
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  Speaker 3: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, this is Marge from Home Depot. I'm looking
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  Speaker 4: for Harry All.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hey, this is he great.
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  Speaker 4: I see that you emailed asking about returning an item.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I got the wrong size ladder and I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: if I should bring it in or like I ship
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  Speaker 1: it back or.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, ladder problems. That's not in my wheelhouse. I do
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  Speaker 4: need to check with my supervisor real quick. Can I
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  Speaker 4: put you on hold? So sorry?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, I explained this in the email.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you sure did. Still need to check with my
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  Speaker 4: supervisor though, hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and good morning. We have an MVT and especially
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  Speaker 5: report me of breaking news coming from the UIST. This
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  Speaker 5: critical message is being delivered by the Emergency Alert System.
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  Speaker 5: The US government has issued a national emergency for the
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  Speaker 5: continental United States. The following message has transmitted at the
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  Speaker 5: request of the US Department of Homeland Security. There have
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  Speaker 5: been multiple sightings of more than a dozen unidentified objects
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  Speaker 5: of unknown motive and origin.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Harry, did you did you hear the great news?
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  Speaker 4: I tracked down my supervisors out in the plumbing section
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  Speaker 4: the announcement.
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  Speaker 5: Are you hearing it?
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  Speaker 4: I work at home depot constant announcements around here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, but the emergency aler seems.
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  Speaker 4: To be a problem in the electrical department.
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  Speaker 1: No, not those announcements.
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  Speaker 4: The emergency alerty different outlets. Can there be just a
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  Speaker 4: big one? You know? Though? I did notice that your
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  Speaker 4: order is misnumbered, so I do need to go check inventory. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry about this, but no plod.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Critical message is being delivered by the emergency ALERTNCY.
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  Speaker 3: They not turn the TV on.
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  Speaker 5: Suspended objects are around one four hundred feet long, saying
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  Speaker 5: don't like material of unknown nature like that of the
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  Speaker 5: black oval stone. Look outside, you witness any strange vehicles
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  Speaker 5: or objects, you must leave the place immediately.
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  Speaker 4: There's an emergency.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this be happening.
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  Speaker 4: You're very great news. I'm back.
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  Speaker 5: Are you looking out the window?
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  Speaker 4: I wor go home? Deepo, we don't have windows here?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll go outside.
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  Speaker 4: Want to buy one? Because aile twenty.
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  Speaker 1: You're not listening to me the whole music, the radio
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  Speaker 1: on your whole music. There's a national emergency emergency?
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  Speaker 4: What's it about the invasion? Don't we had a toilet paper? Again?
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  Speaker 4: Remember that that was a national emergency. Nobody knew why
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  Speaker 4: their beehinds. No, I'm talking about man. You should have
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  Speaker 4: seen the run on this store.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, aliens?
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  Speaker 5: There's aliens?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Is alien green in your color? Because I was going
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  Speaker 4: to ask you about that. I saw yellow.
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  Speaker 3: You're not listening.
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  Speaker 2: There's an alien invasion the radio.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's happening right now.
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  Speaker 4: Are you one of those conspiracy guys? We see a
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  Speaker 4: lot of you. If you need the ladder to climb
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  Speaker 4: out of your bunker, No, it's fine, No judge, what's.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong with you? Just listen?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Harry, how many rungs did you say yet? Ladder? Was?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about the ladder?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you something's wrong. You know what?
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  Speaker 4: I got to talk to my manager about that. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: No, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration NASA have determined
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  Speaker 3: that these objects are hostile. They belong to it the
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  Speaker 3: text interrestrial Civilization.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Hey, Harry.
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  Speaker 3: You're this thing?
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  Speaker 4: I just got a note from my manager that says
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  Speaker 4: there's aliens here to say, Why did you tell me sooner?
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty wild.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even want to be on the phone with you.
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  Speaker 5: Lady.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you stayed on so I can tell
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  Speaker 4: you that this is a prank phone call. What this
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  Speaker 4: is actually brug from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the morning, not from home depot at all. What's
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  Speaker 4: a PreK phone call?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: No? I'm not kidding you this time. It's all a joke. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: this is actually a phone tap. Oh my god. You know,
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  Speaker 4: us radio folk, we've been doing those alien pranks since
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  Speaker 4: I think the nineteen thirties. Oh, very funny, very very funny.
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  Speaker 4: Just so you know, I think the reason your wife
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  Speaker 4: isn't answering news because she was in on it too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're laughing right now, but I myself, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: I actually feel bad wake up. Every morning was phone
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  Speaker 4: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the morning