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Episode 1220 - Macklemore Keeps It REAL · Ross Patterson Revolution!

• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rocks.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is the revolution.
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Y'all, you hear the tickling of those ivory's coop, and you know what kind of day it is.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know what kind of day it is.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a Ross Patterson Uncertain Day God Dammit's, putting that skin back on my dick.
• 0:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: We all know that I was forced into that.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: And nobody saved it.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: The doctor didn't save any of the dick skin from my circumcision and I want it back.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, I got to fight the governments.
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: I got to fight gas prices every day.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to have to fight the hospital that I was born into just to get my dick skin back.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, now.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Jessie's not here today, okay?
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: School called in, child appears to be about, there's a breakout of something, a breakout of what?
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: She break dancing, did she break out cardboard on the floor and start doing windmills?
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: If so, I will be there, okay, I will be there.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: But if it's just something else here, then that's gonna be Jesse.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: James is gonna head on down the Bonnie Trail.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's gonna get out of here, she wants to pick up the child so you got me here today, and let's face it, thank you, thank you, I needed it, I needed it, I needed it, let's face it, guys, this is a show that is bigger than me today, it's bigger than Ed Sheeran, it's bigger than Macklemore, it is bigger than Robert Kraft and the more than likely,
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: sex-trafficked Asian that gave my hand job in Florida hours before he played a game to go to the Super Bowl against the Kansas City Chiefs that I was at.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: He did look real acts that day though.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can tell you that.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's none or no.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is about world peace.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Today's show is about world peace.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where does it come from?
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who starts a revolution like this?
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: If I'd great people in the past, Martin Luther King, Gloria Steinem, and now Maclamor.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maclamor enters the conversation here, and he did it.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: He solved it.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: He solved the crisis in the Middle East.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: I ran, not a prayer, not one goddamn prayer.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm talking about Israel, Gaza, and all of us forgot about it.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: No one has cared about that in at least seven months.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was unaware that it was still going on.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: But one man said, no, no, no, don't you fucking go anywhere.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't care.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I wrote a song called The Thrift Shop, and guess what?
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: All of them have been blown off the face of the earth over in Gaza.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: They don't have any thrift stores over there.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Or shops or anything else, just a pile of rubble.
• 4:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, when the new cycle moves on, which it will, don't move with it.
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I want you to drink that in today.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know where you're listening to this show.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Could be in your car on the way to work.
• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: You could be on the hospital, about to give birth, could be having anal sex for the first time.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Could be in the parking lot of an olive garden and it's just not open yet.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know, it's 11.30 sharp.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you want to get in there for lunch, I don't want to open the doors earlier just because you're wearing a business suit.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Y'all fuck.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: But he did it.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: He reminded all of us of all the things that we've forgotten about is real and Palestine.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: And the best place to do that would be taking the stage for the very famous, some say worldwide, famous Ed Sheeran, our favorite ginger bush there is on screen, look at that.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: And he said, you know what?
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm on my way and do the fuck whatever he says in that song, kids love Ed Sheeran.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ladies love Ed Sheeran, your grandmother loves Ed Sheeran.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Macomor does not.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Macomor said, you know what Ed, thanks for having me on this tour.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thanks for letting me open it up for you.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: But this isn't about you.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not about me.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's about the world.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: So before you come on stage in front of 80,000 people, sold out football stadiums all over America, I need to stop my show and give you an 8 minute lecture about the genocide happening in Casa.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Did he wrap himself up in one of those scarves, too?
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is that real?
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who's that AI?
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even care if it is real.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's, I don't think it's during a show, maybe, but... Sure, maybe it is.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: It could be that.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ah, my feet.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: That looks like it was taken on stage.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: It might be there.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's the show that that is at the center of this.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, Luke.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't just one, friends.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it wasn't just one.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was, too.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: He said, you know what, fuck, I got another show.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: That went over so well with everybody on social media and everything else.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let me do it one more time.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let me play the hit one more time and get out there and do it.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: It goes out there as the same thing and he wrote a song about it.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Free and Palestine, everything else and the message and the word and I've got to use my platform to get out there and tell the people, tell these eight-year-olds, what the fuck he's going on in Gaza and Israel?
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay?
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, you!
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Henry, you're eight.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: You enjoying yourself?
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: By some of that merch of mine?
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Or maybe Ed Sheeran?
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck off.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: What do you know about Gaza and Palestine?
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Tell me right now, you son of a bitch.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Or I'll tell you.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then he did.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Then he went out there and did.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: He told everybody, he showed every eight year old inside that stadium.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: What was going on in Gaza and Palestine?
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Some called bravery.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna call it heroes don'ts always wear capes a lot of people called Fagotry like myself but you can call whatever you want he was educating these eight-year-olds they were in school all day long and second grade and he said you know what not good enough I got a history lesson for you it's a new one you're not gonna read this in any textbook
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's a genocide in Gaza.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know you want to hear Ed Sheeran and the Taylor Swift song and all his other bullshit but hang the fuck on dude.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let me tell you about Gaza and what's going on over there.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, same guy who wore this fun Jew costume.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do we even know what that was for?
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: This keeps popping up.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: What was that floor?
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was, I know, that was just for fun.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: And he just said, hey, there's a fun little game.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, the Humpty Dance was big.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe I can do it, and I can play this fun, Jew character with a dick nose, and all that other stuff, good for him.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Have some fun out there, have some laughs.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And we all know there's nothing funnier than Gaza right now.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Kids love Gaza.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, damn it, man.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: It gets my eight-year-old every time.
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Every time.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: When he finishes football practice, he's like, how did I do?
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: You did great.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: But let me tell you about Gaza.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, I know you run and cover two back there for Saturday's game, but let me tell you about Gaza and the whole right, right home.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let me, let me boost up your spirits there and talk about fucking Gaza.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dad, why are you doing this?
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: You said a two-hour practice.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sweaty, I need some gatorade, I don't know.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Those kids can't drink a drop of anything over there.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: You won't either.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shut the fuck up and let me tell you about Gaza.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay?
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Here's what's going on, all right?
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: People were getting bombed, looking great, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: those kids at the concert didn't want to hear about this shit the parents certainly didn't want to hear about this shit all I can think of if if I was there and I had paid 450 for lowers
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: which boy at an Ed Sheeran concert, that my kids would really have to take care of me when I'm older.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm talking about old man shit breaking bad, where I can only ring a fucking bell.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: You'd have to put me in a room with the rest of your family for 10 to 12 years to pay me back for getting a fucking floor seats to Ed Sheeran and making me listen to Ed Sheeran, and Mac one more for Christ 6.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: But I digress, I digress.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Having no explain that on the right home.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: And what it is and why is this happening?
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why is there an eight minute break?
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: All that other shits.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: We don't need that right now.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: We don't need it.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: I told you the top of the show, gas.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Everything's through through.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're trying to escape the last thing you want to hear.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: is this fucking guy, Malcolm, or lecturing you in your children about geopolitics.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Don't care.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't care which side you're on, okay?
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shit, I had a conversation, I won't spill the beans with who was with last night, friend of mine, and I said, look, you can nuke out the whole fucking Middle East and I don't care.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: is really included.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't give a shit, bring the gas prices down to $1.98, blow up whoever you need to blow up.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm never going to see him, and I'm not going to pretend to care.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not at the end of the day.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's sleep like a fucking midget on quailutes.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: If that whole thing got new, and I woke up, and then I $1.98 from my wife's truck.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, for the SUV.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: What happened?
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh man, it was tragic.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was a nuclear bomb wiped out the Middle East, uh, I think three, four hundred million people barished.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: But those, those, this gas prices are, there are, there's a dollar, there's a dollar in the East.
• 11:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can stay that way for a while, or are we going to wait and on something now, would not give a baker's fuck.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry about it.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I would not fucking care.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why Mackle Morris taking up this cause now?
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: 15 years after his hit.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: When was thrift store?
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: When was that a thing for the world?
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was that two thousand eleven I want to say?
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe twelve.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Might have been root.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: That sounds right.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like two thousand eleven or twelve.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's my guess.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'll find out.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, what do we got?
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Twelve.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, damn it, I'm good.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Always within three.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't have to hear her today.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Bits you about that.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're not right on the money, would you?
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sir, you're fucking loser.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm within three.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, I can still look at the circus.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Christ 6, knowing that hasn't crossed my mind.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: After, how good I've been on this show.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: What would I do with a podcast?
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I go travel with a fucking circus and guess everybody's weight correctly.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they'd be fucked.
• 13:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: No one would leave with a stuffed fozi bear.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: At that point, uh, but Macklemore, 15 years later, Locky.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Locky.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: To be on stage with Ed Sheeran.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, fuck you.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's about me and I'm gonna take my moments and do my shits and everything else.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, you might say to yourself, would that be selfish if somebody did then?
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I should be the opener and you did it without their permission and you bitched about it and everybody quit the band.
• 13:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Everybody's quit Ed Sheeran's band by the way now.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go on.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're going over this.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I can't believe it's.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can't believe it.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't want to use his platform like this.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: One of a bunch of fucking kids.
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: This isn't rage against the machine.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is Ed It Sheeran.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: His whole band quits Billy Irish.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Eilish.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Irish, whatever.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Her brother.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Finius.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm out of here too, I can't stand this, I'm not gonna be opening it up for you.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck off.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: And Billy leave a statement?
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: She did.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Very proud of my brother, Phineas, and other artists that took this step.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: We must not be silenced, and we must speak up for the oppressed.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Round of applause for Billy, Ilish.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh god, I hate that woman.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: I, it's, man, it is like Pelosi with me.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where it's just, you're blinded by the heavies.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: And you look past all the stupid shit she said.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Even the Tourette's would be fun in bed.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Da, da, da, da, a blowjob here and there where you're just, you're kinda tricked and you're like, oh shit, when is she gonna bite down or do something?
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, how fast do I have to finish?
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's my fun little game.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, she was also the one who said, uh, get rid of all your shit, tax the billionaires, uh, on stage.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Meanwhile, she's living in a $14 million mansion.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: One of four, by the way.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I say good for you.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I say good for you.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: But it isn't.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: It isn't good enough for any of these fucking people.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: They want to go to the fucking extreme.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, Billy, I wish I will say, didn't do anything.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: She did nothing.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: She made a fun little story with, uh,
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not enough people you sand scritz and I know it's not that it's it's definitely a script font of some sort It's not sand script.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I don't tell you that.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know a fucking sand skirt any time I see it.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, it's not sand scritz Now Billy didn't move out of her house shouldn't change anything after the Grammy speech
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: She just kept living her life and everybody forgot because it's law-sangeless.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, she'd already done her part at that point.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: She did.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: She raised awareness.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, Mclimore, on the other hand, actually did something.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: He gave away all of his fucking money this morning, all of it, to Gaza.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Every single scent that he had.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can see that on the screen, McLemore pledges a million dollars in tour earnings to palestinian groups.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what you're thinking, hey, Ross, that's just as torn as this time.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: You think a guy like McLemore actually was fucking smart with his money?
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's way to come back out right at fucking palestine song and then go on stage to get some fucking cash going through, but he did it.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: He put his money where his mouth was, his money where his Gaza strip was, and he said, hey, I'll give you everything I got.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck him, fuck him, an Ed Sheeran, poor Ed Sheeran dude, nice to sky in the world, shy.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't know what to do with himself, hairs on camps.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nobody really knows a lot about that fucking guy.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's just sitting there in the middle that's going, what the fuck did I get?
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is he British?
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Irish.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't feel used to yours.
• 17:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that was brilliant.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: That was British off the cuff there.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll switch to Irish.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, what the fuck did I do?
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: With me, me like a charms.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm a glamour.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: What did I do?
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: You didn't do anything, dude.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: You didn't do anything.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was probably a sit-and-max stage.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Chillin' out, having a fucking fanta.
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then he looks over on the screen, it put screens back there so you can watch, you know, with the opening action doing everything else and like all right.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wait.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why the fuck is he stopping?
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's he saying up there?
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, crust.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's going to pass and go.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, what are you saying?
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: What goes on, you know?
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Alright, maybe this is the one of my- Maybe it's the one of my- It wasn't.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Came back into the next night.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, if he speaks with an Irish accent now, it's cultural appropriation, because Ireland doesn't want that chair anymore.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: What?
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, look at the headline.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you!
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are you joking me?
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ireland disoins Ed Sheeran over Macom Worshaw Oh god, there's come a godless coward Son of a bitch Son of a bitch You don't call Ed Sheeran that you can call him a lot of things Godless coward isn't one of them All right Tom, uh you can call him a mid-tier musician if you want to
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, you can say he got real lucky.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Some famous friends and whatnot.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: But that's not the biggest one to come out, guys.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not, it's Ms. Rachel.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, Ms. Rachel came out.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nice.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: For a second, I thought that should Mitch, Miss Rachel for titties.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: For titties.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, it would have been great.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've never seen her tits, but it's Ms. Rachel for little.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: She is a very popular YouTube channel here.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: What is she saying here?
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: She says I will match back a Moore's donation, and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match whites.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Why do you say white white?
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: White and Gaza.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Every white celebrity, so she doesn't want any black money whatsoever.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ten zelwashing ten fuck you.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: What is she saying?
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Michael B. Jordan fuck you.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: She thinks their money is dirty, because that's a vibe I'm getting.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Vivek A.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fox.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: No thank you.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Pink, pink also said something.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: She, um, pink was on the other side.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's stay on Ms. Rachel here because she's writing more over 20,000 precious Palestinian children be killed and continue to be killed every.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: You don't know, Ms. Rachel.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're not there.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: We have a moral obligation to use our privilege and platform to protect children human rights.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go over there, then, Ms. Rachel.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go over there.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Pop, pop, pop a picture of her and her fucking overalls and
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know what happened?
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: It raped her and threw off a fucking roof.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's exactly what happened to Ms. Rachel over there.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that would be her pose on the way down from the roof.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ahhhh... Splat.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that's it.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: None of these people will go over there.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: None.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: They'll tell you what to do.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: They'll tell you what to do.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's going to match it though.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: She said she's going to give a million dollars.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Good for you.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: In fact, you have a child's channel on YouTube and you have over a million dollars just to give away to Hamas.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's the face of that ain't going to the kids, Miss Rachel?
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's going for some rocket launchers, okay?
• 20:38
  [UNKNOWN]: Shh.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's fine, look.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: You put your money where your mouth was.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: And you gave a million dollars.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was that raised in a real video with Mundani?
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look, get the two of them.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: These fucks, dude.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, Mr. Hachel, let's see.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Pop on down there.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll be happy to pay for that flight.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'll do it first class for the show, too.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: That way, you can live as expected, since you have over a million dollars, and just tell me how good it is.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Take a camera and your kids.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Don't wrap up in a heat job or anything else.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then just put that on your YouTube, tell me how fun it is, all right?
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: But add, add stock now, okay?
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because the stadium owner said, hey, we need to get rid of all this is Robert Crafts, Robert Crafts, voted for Trump.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a big no-no and says Ed Sheeran saw 2 million in aid donation from him amid the fracus over Maccomoran's Palestine comments.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now if he has that email or that text message and he releases that, then that will probably be the end of it.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Does that sound like blackmailing?
• 21:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's me.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, sir, I'll play your stadium, but I'm going to need you to donate 2 million dollars of your own money.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And if you cared, I know you got it.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know you got it, you donate some money of your own, but I don't think you'd do.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I actually stand by Ed Sheeran on this one, all right?
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: I stand with you, Ed.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know you didn't give a fuck.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know you're gonna play the childhood hits and everything else.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then you're waking up in the middle of this shit storm, wondering who's asshole it's coming from, and the shit's coming from everywhere.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ed.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, it's not just Macomor's asshole anymore.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's everyone else's.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: And now everybody's forced to make a statement here, Robert Craf, made his statements.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Always say he cold me and asked me to commit either way, you could sue for the fees and correct on that.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: So,
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Ed now playing Street Shout to other venue owners and everything else, some blah, blah, it's too late, Ed.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: I love you.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: I love you.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: But the Hollywood Woke Machine is taking over in your Fox.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can no longer play anymore.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: There'll be disruptions during the concert.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: There'll be people fucking showing up trying to rush the stage and the Palestinian bullshit and everything else.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's not going to be fun for kids.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Parents don't want to take their kids because of what might happen.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: 75% for the rest of Ed's tour, he has no backup banner anymore, nobody to open form.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I think the only thing that is probably going to happen is going to get canceled.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: How many shows does he have left?
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is it safe?
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, we're looking to set a curiosity out there, though.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's usually in a situation like this.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: You say, hey, we're going to dial things back.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: 14.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: 14.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: This.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a lot.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it could be worse, I guess.
• 23:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ed was making a lot of money.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's going to cause Ed's sharing.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Guys, this is going to cause him probably.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll go five a show.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, 70.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd say 70 and a million.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've had a minimum.
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Excuse me.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: 70 million dollars in a minimum.
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: 75.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: to 80 at a tight and then merch sales.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what those merch sales are.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Taylor Swift's are massive.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure his were massive.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh and all, you're probably looking at a missed out 125 for Ed Sheeran.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: As long as his merch looks better than his tattoos do, I think it'll be fine.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's on his way.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, he's on his way to get in the rest of those sleeves.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: So give him a chance on that.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: But he lost 125 million dollars.
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: because an opening act went rogue and just decided to fucking do this in the middle of a goddamn concert.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow, dude.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is fucking hard to wrap my mind around.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Macle more.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: cost somebody a hundred and twenty five million dollars screwed himself at all that money too well because he was going to be getting paid for all those shows if he got a million for the first two shows i mean there's probably going to have a million a pop right so yeah if he was going to play the rest i think he was mixed up though with uh... i wish his brother and then some other people so i mean i don't want other opener yeah and they all canceled all of them canceled across the board every single opening act canceled
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what he's gonna do.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: What would I do?
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: He plays in acoustic guitar, okay?
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd say, fuck you guys, I'm that cheering, I'm still one of the best, show goes on.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even back up people, I don't need Jack shit, but a stool, a microphone, and my acoustic guitar and you're gonna get the best goddamn show of your life.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: For 14 shows, I would go full Taylor Swift and play three and a half hours of show.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: and say, hey, it's just me now.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Back's up against the wall.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not gonna leave you, you're not gonna leave me.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm gonna show you how fucking great I am.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is as much as I make fun of me as a good musician.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's actually the perfect musician to do something like that.
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I agree.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: As he uses the looping pedal, he's literally a one-man band.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Correct how he started.
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I thought about that.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I didn't even know if he needed a band.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was like a whole gimmick.
• 26:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck him is what I would say.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Cool, you guys want a bounce bounce.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, I got this on my own, dude, and we'll sell it out.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I would start my concert by saying this.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hi, everybody.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thanks for coming.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm Ed Sheeran.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I appreciate it.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now you heard a lot of crazy shit out there, including the guy who's saying thrift shop, who fucked up my entire life.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: But I'm gonna give you the greatest goddamn show your life tonight.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Here's three and a half hours.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just meaning it to our dude.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's it, dude.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go tell your friends.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go pop up, there's a grab your cell phones, record all of it, post it on social media, everything else.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna give you the best that I got.
• 26:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: for the next 14 shows.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's not bad.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not like you're canceling 60s, 70 shows, something like that, 14.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: And just give it to him, Ed.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's the only thing you can do.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, what do I think he's gonna do?
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Cancel.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna cancel.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: A guy like this doesn't ever, ever have any smoke on him or backlash or anything like that.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: And now, he's got to deal with,
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: One of the hardest things of his life because of fucking maclamore.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is my head.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sure you listen to the show, okay?
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is my suggestion to you.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Play out the 14.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Play the hits, go three, three and a half hours.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: And at the end of it, just have one screen behind you.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Have maclamore on screen, have got us on screen.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: and then drop a bomb on the screen and have them both explode at the end of the show.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Walk off the stage, smash the guitar dude and say fuck you dude, I think that would be great.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it would be great.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd buy tickets, I'd come down there and bring my kids front row.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you could promise me that, dude, be awesome.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Then I could explain it to him.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, dad, the end of the show.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're Ed Sheeran blew up Maclamore with a J-Damn
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Freedom.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Freedom son.
• 28:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: You got a whole fucking tall glass of freedom tonight.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's what we saw.
• 28:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: We saw a guy who didn't give a fuck tonight.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: We saw a guy that you can actually look up to.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's exactly what we saw.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Great.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Can you explain the whole Gaza?
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is real conflict to me?
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: No.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because you're eight.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: You don't even know about any of that bullshit.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do you like the show?
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just like that Jean Jack and I bought you that was bewildered.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: But dazzled.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're at to school tomorrow, okay?
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can tell them that story, and then I'll tell you the other story in 10 fucking years if you actually care.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you actually care, because let's face it.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: None of us have heard about this war.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Since the Iran thing started, I haven't heard one fucking single lick about it for Christ six.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I don't really care.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's not my war.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought Israel was focusing on Lebanon.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea that that's how little I care.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Gas.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: food here, American shit.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's all I care about.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's all I fucking care about here, and having one of these conversations and all this other shit don't care.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't care.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, there is a story that I do care about very, very deeply here.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm need you to go to TMZ for this one because you just popped up here.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll read you the headline and know that we're gonna get into this, boys and girls.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want you to strap up, literally.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want you to literally strap up, find a dildo right now, strap up.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe it's for yourself, maybe it's for a friend, maybe you're pegging.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Your husband or your lover for the first time.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Or your gay girlfriend.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't care.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's a floor to incest case that's going on right now.
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: at sex over a hundred times.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know you're thinking, how old is the sun?
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is fucked up, Ross.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Show that picture there.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: This guy is fucking 28 years old dude.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe older?
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even, it just appears as if this was out of boredom.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: boredom here.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Or it's like, what are you doing?
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nothing.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can you afford to do anything today?
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, you mean either.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: What a fuck.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: But just fuck.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I guess, no, I guess.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't know shit to do today.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: That mom doesn't look nearly as ashamed as she should.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, he broke his arm.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Neither did she.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know what I mean?
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Neither did she.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Neither of them look as shamed.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Might be a no harm, no foul, sit sheer.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Please report, I gotta read this cause it's breaking news.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: uh... lays out all the dirty little details of shane clemen's ancestral relationship with his mom christina clemen's before they were arrested back in august after police were called to the home during a heated argument between the two greaty jud got him what was that argument greaty jud yet and you know who greaty jud looks like all sagging yeah sure does rp yeah all you should he does are a
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: You zoom in on that picture on the right.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is about a second.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it looks like a lot like Bob's hat.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, that's crazy, really.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shit.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe he's still alive and he's just one of them become a sheriff.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why not?
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why not at this point?
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: According to the cops, Shane told officers, he was tired of having sex with his mom in various rooms inside their poke County, Florida House.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: So that's what the argument was about.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't about the incest or he was forced into it or whatever.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was tired of going from room to room to room.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: We all are, you know, let's face it.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: You start a new relationship.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: You try things that are new, but then you settle a new groove and you're like, you know what?
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: It kind of just preferred mission, the bedroom right now.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: She was like, no, no.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Poor shit, we're going to the kitchen, bring out the fucking egg beaters.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's get wet today.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: We don't have anything to do down here in Florida, and it's 108 with this humidity.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's gonna be one, 26.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're not doing anything.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: But cranking up the box fans and having some fucking sex in the kitchen, okay?
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Grab something.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you think I'm joking, I'm not.
• 32:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Going to the cops, say Christina.
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Mom.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want you to think that was his name, okay?
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to switch that on your shane and Christina.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: That would be weird.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's one of the dot-mise and cross-matees on this one.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Cops say Christina told them she had sex with Shane, around a hundred times in the reports, and said, sometimes, it involves a purple strap-on dildo.
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now that I've read that fun fact,
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I might want to change my tune.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: It seems like Shane was tired of getting pegged by his mom in different rooms, okay?
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was like my asshole is super sore.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: We have to keep doing that over and over again.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can we just have normal sex?
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's been a hundred times at this point.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can we just make sure that I am not getting fucked in the ass at the end of this again?
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because that's not the ending I want.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's not the happy ending.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was promised to your mom.
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe she was trying to get her steps and it is hot across the country.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: The South is going through a fucking heat wave and yeah dude, maybe she had her Apple watch on which was like, look, now I'm sorry.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: I probably got about 18 more minutes of this and I'm going to have to fucking ask for also I'm not going to get these numbers up.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, I'm just not.
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you want me to stop fucking you in the ass, I gotta walk a lot and meet a real man, so I gotta kind of stay in shape here.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now here's where it gets even crazier.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Comp say cameras in the living room and bedroom recorded the interactions, which they said began four years ago.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow, four years.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is a long time, guys, a long time.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you're wondering to yourself why everybody cares about the economy, this is it right here.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: When you ain't got nothing, can't leave, can't go anywhere.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can't buy nothing.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: You start doing weird shit like fucking your mom for four years, you know?
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then you're trapped in that whole situation.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: You don't know how to get out of it.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Since it is four years, that's gonna lead to toys.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then those next toys are gonna lead to fucking strap-ons.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: That strap-ons gonna lead to you getting fucked over and over and over again.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm sorry, Shane, but you knew what you signed up for, okay, brother?
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so that's great.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: With that house at any time, he wasn't shamed down to the bed for four years.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: How long have they been in the sexual relationship for four years?
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: He is 22.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's 22 now?
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's started 18.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, if you wait until it was the convenient aides to start, right?
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Boy, it's all in same.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Happy birthday to you!
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, right after he blew out that candle, they were fucking.
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just ex-go and give it to you, style dude.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where is Polk County to, Florida?
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where is that?
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sure, but shot in the dark, I'm gonna say it's somewhere near Orlando.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ah, I'm gonna, I mean, if I gotta go aside, I'm gonna send you the Gulf of America.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, yeah, right in central Tampa there you go.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, Tampa would have been my second So then if it's in central Florida guys I've spent a lot of time in Florida.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's kind of in between Orlando and Tampa right's and there is nothing To fucking do there and there is nothing but heat humidity Alligators cocaine and car crashes Then you have a safer than playing with the alligator it is it is
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: The report said that Shane was in jail.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why did Shane go to jail?
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: What kind of sheriff?
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Great idea.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Great idea.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who we just showed you there.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: That Shane and Christina were charged with incest.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: And Christina was also slapped with an adultery charge.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Whoa!
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: So was she married to Jeff, husband, and was it her?
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's not a tree at illegal.
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently, it isn't Florida, but yeah, it said in one of the articles that the dad was in the house, the son approached the dad and said, hey, Dad, I'm tired.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just like you, I'm tired of fucking mom.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Stop it.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you didn't say it just like that, but yeah, that's what it said in one of the articles is that he approached his dad about it.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was he all hooked up?
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was he in a wheelchair?
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was he in a fucking wheelchair this guy?
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Something must be going on.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: My God, dude.
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: After four years, after four years though, you finally go to Dear Old Dad's today.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm exhausted.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: My asshole is taking a pounding.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can you tell mom to stop fucking me and be great?
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: It'd be fucking awesome, dude.
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was just trying to tag his dad in.
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I was like, oh, shit.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: That, yeah, yeah, I didn't know you were tired of it.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I thought he was, no, I feel bad, shit, sorry.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: So Christina Clemman's call authorities after accusing Shane Clemman's the character son of battering her at their home.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: So maybe the sex got rough and she had to call the police.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: It got dim.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sure what did get rough?
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: When a strap-on's involved, it gets rough.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I hate to tell ya.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: When it's a man and a woman, and the woman's wearing a strap-on, it's always gonna get rough.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's not just for appearances, okay?
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not just to feel a dick on your tummy while the other one's inside you there, that is for use.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: During the discussion, Christina Leslie has shane.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: If he wanted to stop doing what we do,
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, he said, but you need to tell Terry that you're a liar and you only said that because you were mad, seem to be implying that Shane informed his dad Terry about the relationships and his name is Terry back up, Terry.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, back up, Terry.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Terry might have been in the wheelchair.
• 38:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: He might have been in the black guy in the wheelchair, in the firework, he said.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Kapsek Christina went on to say that once she picked Shane up from the pokey, she went to pick him up.
• 39:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Come on guys, what are we doing?
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, there's a lot of floor to man's shit here, but one would think, if you're charged with the incest, and your son's in jail, you know what's going on here, at cameras in the living room in the bedroom, you probably watched him, just for detective purposes, you probably would have checked her off the list of emergency contacts for who should come and pick you up at jail.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Man,
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: So apparently, he would have to hand over his phone to her, so she could delete all the evidence.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that was the deal.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll come get you from jail.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna need you to hand me over that vanilla envelope there.
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: But we need a look.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna take your phone, I'm gonna delete all the evidence, and we're gonna just move on with our lives.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've got lasagna in the oven.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: and we'll just kind of move on with our lives here.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let me take that phone and delete it.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is it in people magazine?
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, man, this is people.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: The people of Florida, sure is my god, man.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, look, desperate times call for desperate measures.
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know they were that bad.
• 40:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's scoop.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's hard out there for a pen.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, again, the mug shots, she.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Scott is, just as source of pride.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: She have a face tattoo like Post Malone, too, on the side.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: What is that?
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it looks like she's got a face tattoo in like a little piece of jewelry in the center of it.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, probably handcuffs.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, she probably likes to get cuffed up.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Time to time and then Terry, kind of a...
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Kind of a mix there, odd bag of a chain, sorry.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Chain the the sun, they're kind of a kind of a kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, really, if you look at him, it shows his mind.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've been got a haircut, he's not a good looking dude.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know, could play free safety for an all-white high score or something.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, look at this absolute Foxy managed to grab, you know, of course.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, look, you know, the ass is there, he came home and there's just like, all right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's bragging to his friends that he's banging the teacher, but he forgets to tell him that he's home school.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: I get a girlfriend, where are you at?
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Niagara Falls area, nope, my mom.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: She lives nearby.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: My mom, yeah, she's close to me.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's close to me.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: My mom likes how I dress.
• 41:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Did they get a prom together?
• 41:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, she's this Christ.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: You never have to worry about your mom fighting with your girlfriend though.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, you sure don't, dude.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: You sure don't.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is dark.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, absolutely, they're both relatively attractive, I guess.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, I don't know, do we have a shot of Terry, the dad?
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, see what we can find.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm, man, this is off the top here, guys.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: So you're going to have to go with me.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to say, parah, not a full fucking quad, but I'm going to say, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah, parah
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: a fucking wheelchair dude so he couldn't get away and uh... yeah i was probably deaf i would imagine it's a smaller house or a trailer i mean he must get here the noise is coming out of the other room
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, if it's his wife, he knows what she sounds like during sex for Christ's sex, so.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: So we only have these two photos of them because it was released by the police department.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we have the husband because he was not arrested.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we'll have to wait for the Netflix documentary to come up, give it an hour.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: My God, don't give this a fucking hour and this will be out.
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I don't even know where to go with this.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not only that, but she picked him up.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, are they back home?
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: What are they doing today?
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, reverse cowgirl.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, it's not like he really has the means to get a place on his own or else I think he would be living on his own.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's three o'clock in the afternoon.
• 43:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: We have reverse cowgirl scenes about right right now.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Terry's all chained up.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Probably drugged him up with some oxies, you know?
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: God knows what he's seen in his life.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: So people says she's being held on 5,250 dollar bond.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not a lot, not a lot.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not a lot.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's getting out, for sure.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's only 46.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: OK. Yep, she's only 46.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Her son, 22 year old Shane Clems was charged with one kind of incest and one kind of domestic violence, battery, touch or strike, and being held without bond.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I touched or strike.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was touched.
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was touched.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's for sure.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Probably struck.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's probably thunder struck.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Again, to you, there was some ACDC going on in that bed.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: This struck by a little bit.
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's for sure.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's for sure.
• 44:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Man, dude.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Polk County Sheriff Grady Judson and a video shared on social media.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there's a video.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Click that.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Click the link.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: What a day to be alive on Patreon, huh?
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was not expecting any of this today.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Here we are.
• 44:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Click the link in the video there he is.
• 44:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's Bob Sagitt, go full screen with board and brief and.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: And listen, I hope you have your favorite condom.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Coffee, but you're probably going to choke on it this morning.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're not going to be sure what we're about to talk about.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: But anyway, I have a request.
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: My cap is South Marion chapter 85 of this Abel American veterans.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Marion County.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sheriff Billy Woods is my buddy and there's a great sheriff.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's the sheriff there, but I appreciate them sending me this historic cup.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we're not going to have the merch here, Sheriff.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's this guy.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's getting to the facts.
• 45:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's selling merch before he goes into an incest story.
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, his mother-in-law really does.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: No social being.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to believe this.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is Christina Clemens.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's 46 years old.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: And she's five.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: And she's married to her husband.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is Shane Clemens.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's 22 from Lakeland.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he is the son of Christina.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: So apparently they had a little kerfuffle at their house.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: And play the audio.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: She calls the sheriff's office to be called.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're by Christina complain, because Shane Clemens apparently battered his mother in a domestic violence event.
• 45:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shane, you ought not to ever lay a hand on your mama.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: for a lot of reasons but you have one more reason why you shouldn't.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he I've mad because she called and we arrested him for hitting Mama and then he said well I'll tell you what I've been having sex with my mama since I was 18 years old.
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get a grip.
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: We said say that again.
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: He said, I've been having sex with my mama since I was 18 years old.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: So we asked Mama, have you been having sex with your son since he was 18?
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: She says, only about 100 times.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't stutter, that's why she told us.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: So our deputy said to himself, self I need to get a detective involved in this.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: So we put the case together and we asked Christine, does husband, are y'all happily married and living together?
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: He said, oh, y'all, were you aware that your wife was having sex with her son?
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: He said, no, I absolutely was not.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I think I am a little suspicious that they used to go on the master bedroom in the door.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: come on in.
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: What else can you say?
• 47:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think Terry's special.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's nasty.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's nasty.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's nasty.
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's illegal.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: They got charged with incest.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: She got charged with adultery.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's still on the boat.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know?
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Have a good day.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hello everyone.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's time for morning break.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look at him.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Give him a round of applause.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, here's why, pretty jokes the best.
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Here's why, okay?
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is seizing and opening, is what we like to call it here, the straight of Hormuz and the entertainment biz.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Judge Judy just retired yesterday.
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Looks like, uh, there's the greaty looking for himself for a fucking job.
• 48:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm all in, by the way.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm all in.
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I liked her for her sassy, you know, New York, no nonsense attitude.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Give me a Southern, huh?
• 48:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not afraid to give it to you.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Straight.
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: And give you the facts, and let you judge on your own.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you, I'd watch that in the middle of the afternoon.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know who else would watch that?
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Christina and Shane right after they boneed.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I heard that Christina Clemens calls her pussy the straight of hormones.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, same same.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Only she's she's the one with the power to open it.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's yeah, no, she's the only one there.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can throw as many rocks and rockets at it as you want, but whenever she decides to open it's when.
• 48:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: She calls Shane's good guy aren't she seeing.
• 48:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let him throw dude Let my people come inside of me Is I'm 46 and I'm going to do a pair of Mary and do a fucking pair of Holy shit dude Was not expecting that today was not expecting that today
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, sometimes we do a segments called no duh or breaking news.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: What do we decide on for that?
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you think so, we were actually just talking about that after Crancourt or the other night.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's breaking news.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: No duh.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Breaking news?
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: No.
• 49:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, perfect.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Perfect.
• 49:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because this next one is breaking news, no duh.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I don't know how you're shocked by this Nancy.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is Nancy Mace.
• 49:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: just brought her up a couple weeks ago to show about our favorite heavies.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Alright, Pete Dolly, Barton?
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: And we did a show with politicians, actresses, athletes, musicians, all that stuff, an anti-mace made our list of heaviest there.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's one of the six attractive people in Congress there.
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's on her way out, guys.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's on her way out of South Carolina.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, if you don't remember,
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: We showed a picture of her, blue.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you can find it, please, she's in a bikini.
• 50:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll tatted up now.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: She got the whole contact sheet.
• 50:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: She just walked in and they were like, oh, what do you want?
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's like a Dave Matthews band dancing, dancing woman, a fire woman or something like that.
• 50:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nah, she's gonna be the whole fucking contact sheet.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Give me the atom of the vein from the Super Bowl.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's what I once, as she is.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: So she posts this on Instagram,
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Guns out, suns out, some glasses, live in her life there, divorced, and really fucking going for it.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Really thirsty.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not as thirsty as a Maclimore Gosa kids, but thirsty, okay?
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Those kids are very thirsty, very thirsty.
• 51:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, she's claiming that some, you know, ever since she's been posting this, ton of dudes.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: of all political beliefs, not just Republicans, okay?
• 51:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Democrats as well, have been blasting her with dick pics, inner DMs, and she is fucking had it.
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: She is fed up with it.
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, apparently on Instagram, when you post pictures in a bikini, after being recently divorced, you're surprised at the amount of dick pics
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: No duh, she's this Christ.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: She talked about it right here.
• 51:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Play this clip.
• 51:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Would you have a date of Democrat?
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, although I just turned one day.
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just turned one day.
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had a lot of suitors when the tattoo story came out.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, including some dinner crats.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I turned all of them down.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just said no.
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: You said you turned them down because they damaged everybody down.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why?
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just, I don't know.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 52:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: You might never date again.
• 52:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You might never date again.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 52:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're young?
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because everything I've been through, I just don't really see it's tough.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so are you happy to stay single and like not have a partner ever again the rest of your life?
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I have more people wouldn't be out.
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it is lonely, but I don't have any friends up here What is it really matter?
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I stole myself into my work and I work really hard and It's it's fine.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it is one of it.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm almost 50 my kids are brown You know, do you think like happy?
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to do what I want to do
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think some guys might be a little intimidated or put off by some of the more outlandish things you say?
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think what I say is outlandish?
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really?
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I think I just speak the truth and speak common sense.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think anything I say is outlandish.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I think that some guys are like, oh, I don't know if that seems danger.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do think that men are intimidated by strong.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do think that some men are intimidated by me.
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely 100%.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why.
• 53:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 53:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Would you have a tone down the rhetoric in order to...
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's too...
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm having too much fun.
• 53:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's really... You know, last night, I'm going toe to toe with Kevin Rettington over the Lindsey Clancy case.
• 53:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I enjoy that.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to give that up.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do enjoy that because there are so many dumbasses in the world.
• 53:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes, somebody just has to put them in their place, even when I'm a dumbass.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine, and I enjoy it, and it is what it is, and that's probably why I'll be single the rest of my life.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you ever think you'll change your mind, no, like, you know, when you go home, what do you do?
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're poised of glass of wine, sit on the couch.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have my two dogs in a cat.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're two dogs in a cat.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And a glass of red wine?
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's good enough for you.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And nobody bitching at me when I get home.
• 53:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody complaining.
• 53:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Except for, you know, you got kids there.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they're grown up now.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I can nobody nags me when I come home.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's lonely.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't recommend a horse.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I recommend to my friends stay married.
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is it because of your divorce that you now?
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, it's with everything that happened after.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's just, I just...
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I went through some tough times.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tough times.
• 54:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I do politics while I do business as well.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't do the personal thing.
• 54:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just been a struggle.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I just, you know.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is what I've got a church I pray about it, and I don't, yeah.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe someone will see this and feed you up at the DMs.
• 54:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I turn every man down, but that's not when you laugh.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 54:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not all of them, yeah.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you guys think you like, you know, explicit imagery and stuff?
• 54:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, sometimes, and that's nasty.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I won't do that.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't send me f**k. There you go.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Definitely don't.
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't send me any f**k, that's gross.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, thank you, Nancy.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll catch you around.
• 54:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll see you Charlie.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll see you Charlie.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it, bye.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sender is Psalm.
• 54:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sender of fucking saw them and see if she responds, okay?
• 54:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Nance, we'll talk about it in the box now.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, yes, yeah, now she does.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was sent 63 messages, but Sender is saw him and just say, look, Nance, I know you're going through some tough times on we all are, all right?
• 55:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry, men are blasting you with fucking dick pics gross.
• 55:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not one of them, here's John 319, okay?
• 55:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, would you like to hold hands, inner class fingers, and go to a Bible study with me?
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think that would be delightful.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: We don't have to do anything.
• 55:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not gonna ask you for anal on the first dates.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not gonna get hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings and ask to finger you later.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not gonna do any of that stuff.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, this is a healthy,
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: honest relationship we're just gonna go to church together that's it all right that's it now Sure if you ask me to drill a hole through the Bible put my penis through that and fuck you from behind I will Because you do seem fucking crazy and when I see a video like this coupe it literally reminds me of every single woman on crime corner Every single just a hint of crazy in the eyes where it's just like
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't do any of that, I don't just kind of don't care what I'm saying, I don't even know what I'm saying, I don't do any of that, I don't just kind of don't care what I'm saying, I don't even know what I'm saying, I don't do any of that, I don't just kind of don't care what I'm saying, I don't just don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't just kind of don't care what I'm saying, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of that, I don't do any of
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: She calls for Syro-Killer mom and Lizzie Clancy to be publicly executed.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Good.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Good.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we watched that.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ah, good.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Has I think we found a man for, okay?
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think we found a man for.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is Breaking News here.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Breaking News.
• 56:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Cooper.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Crime corner.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: You guys just did a Lindsay Clancy case last night.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's out, it's out on Spotify.
• 57:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Video, everything else, download it, rate and review it, give it a five star, love it, leave it, have fun with it, everything else.
• 57:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I knew it was a matter of time.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was supposed to be tomorrow.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Apparently they moved this up a day, and we have the black chair.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: We have them.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: We have an interview with the black juror.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: I saw the stories coming out last night.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: it's out dude go to TMZs on there the clip is on there now he sat down for an interview with fugitive tv i'm not subscribed to that and i don't know where to find it's uh and i'm actually never heard of it's
• 57:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: but they must have paid him a lot of fucking money to be the first interview.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's my guess.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: My guess is that it's a friend of his, and he knows that he's gonna give him a huge boost to his YouTube channel.
• 57:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's the opposite.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think he got paid for this.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, no like whoop.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is one you dish out the money for.
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I knew he was gonna be making money from it somehow.
• 58:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now real quick, and I hate to, it's a Chris Cross show here, but I'm going to.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: We made a joke.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: on the show that when this gets released he would get docks uh... he'd be in order to punch and decide to come out on his own and i think it was you who said i hope he's same old jackson that's what i i hope he's like same old jackson whatever my godman he looks like same old jackson i haven't seen what he looks like uh... play this clip there if you can
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I had my conversation with him, doesn't sound like him.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said that based off all the evidence that he's seen, everything that he heard, he felt that she was guilty and felt that at the time she was not, or should say, not guilty for a reason of insanity.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: He felt that she was sane when she did it, and that's exactly what he told me.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to put other drills on blast.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's enough of that going on right now.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, he did say things got heated in a jewelry room and once he speaks, I'll let him, you know, confirm more of this.
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: But, um, he said things got heated in a jewelry room and, you know, um, drawers were not a green, some a green, some not a green.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he said, from day one,
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: that he always felt that she was guilty, and he never displayed or said anything about reasonable doubt.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was one of the reasons why he put the water bottle on the table with the string attached to it.
• 59:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And to tell them, hey, this is what she probably did to her children.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, now, if you can zoom in on its face for the audience here, it really looks like Samuel Jackson
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: It really does, the famous black actor, Samuel El Jackson here, and you guys nailed it.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, you guys are absolutely fucking nailed it, dude.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want these snakes off these motherfucking brains.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want these babies out of this motherfucking out.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, that's not him, right?
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's the other guy.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is the actual juror.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the guy that we're talking is the host of fugitive TV.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's the host of fugitive TV.
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he looks exactly like Samuel El Jackson from the Kingsman.
• 1:00:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, from the Kinsey specific, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: So true.
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit.
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: But it's this guy who, to me, it looks like most of it.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's that guy.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, most of it.
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: He, boy, that those are two different wildly different, but so the black guy sat down with, so okay, all right, let's back up here.
• 1:00:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: You sell this interview to the black guy.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: this black host.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: He then goes on another host show to give the interview about the interview that he's about to give.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's all I've seen so far is that the guy I'm doing this all wrong.
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mass circular content farming.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's brilliant actually.
• 1:01:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I want you to watch tomorrow's podcast, but I'm going to go on another podcast to tell you about tomorrow's podcast and the guests that I'm talking to about that podcast.
• 1:01:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Would you like to see that this podcast or my podcast about the actual thing?
• 1:01:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: What the fuck is going on dude?
• 1:01:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Wow, I'm sorry tomorrow while we talk about what we're going to be talking about next week.
• 1:01:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, all right So the kid in the middle the dude in the middle.
• 1:01:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's weird cuz you got two different photos One looks like he's 18 the other one looks like she's 45 Which one is it?
• 1:01:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is that both is that the same person?
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep same guy different haircut.
• 1:01:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, all right
• 1:01:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Looks like a God-fearing man, you know, that kind of, I guess, makes sense to me.
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: The host, imagine, listen to that voice for an hour.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, man, I don't think, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: The money to pay for that first interview has show must be doing well.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're independently wealthy.
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, what is the fucking deal, dude?
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ray Marcel, look him up.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Says fugitive TV?
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, how could you afford that?
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not the movie, the fugitive, Luke, okay?
• 1:02:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Terrence and Fort.
• 1:02:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's some Ford did not do this, although he probably would go in black face for Netflix and play.
• 1:02:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: This 100% this has to be a buddy of his that he's helping out.
• 1:02:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: This guy's got 41,000 subscribers.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: No way.
• 1:02:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Any lawyers, peace should.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna get a lot of money this guy is fucking sure.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Unbelievable, yeah, it's got to be a buddy.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is the only thing that there is no other explanation for that.
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because I mean, it's hard to get interviews like this.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: It really is like, I'll put it to this way.
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: They, yes, done lemon.
• 1:03:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Don lemon would have backed up the truck for this.
• 1:03:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like that every Mexican Kelly, everybody, yes.
• 1:03:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're gonna be seeing a lot of this guy.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: in the next week.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was enough proof that she exactly knew what she was doing and planned.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are from the words of him and that is what he texted me actually last night.
• 1:03:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, I made this a point.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whether you agree with him or not.
• 1:03:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's this Christ.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're all good on that.
• 1:03:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're all good on that fugitive TV on YouTube.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: You guys called it.
• 1:03:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: When I treated you like shit, I'm sorry about that.
• 1:03:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: I fucked you guys today.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like a mom and central floor, and I fucked you.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm really sorry.
• 1:04:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, I wanna pull the strap on out of both your asses and apologize to you.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Don't take me to prison today.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've got shit to do.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Gotta coach a fuckin' child's game tonight, all right?
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Please, don't take me to prison out of fucking you as in the ass, okay?
• 1:04:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry, I apologize to both of you.
• 1:04:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: You were right, this is a YouTube channel.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Man!
• 1:04:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: What a fucking world we live in, isn't it?
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: I have a bitch.
• 1:04:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: You probably got more views than I was to be honest with you.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are YouTube fucking socks?
• 1:04:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, yeah.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was looking through his channel hoping to find that he just started this channel like a couple of weeks ago when the case started blowing up, but no, it looks like he's had it for at least a year.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, it probably got the 41,000 overnight to be honest.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I would imagine so.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: What was this first video there four years ago?
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Four years ago.
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, four years ago.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: True crime.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: How many of these?
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: One point four, okay?
• 1:05:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: But still, like he's right up there with us.
• 1:05:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: We got 300,000 subscribers for Chris X. I'm not gonna knock him.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I got our shit on fucking lock.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: God damn it, dude.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
• 1:05:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Most of these are less than a thousand though.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd still, you know, that's not for long.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're not for long dude.
• 1:05:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's how the shit works, bro.
• 1:05:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: And now he's going on every fucking outlet.
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: He can't quomo, Megan Callie, everybody else is having this guy on to talk about the juror that he was texting with and having on, I mean, what are we doing here?
• 1:05:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Everybody's reposting clips of his interviews, too.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's everywhere.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's fucking, that led me to believe that was the guy.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it was like, all right, cool, man, like, way to beat the system.
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was actually about to fucking praise him.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: This isn't Caesar here trying to bury him.
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was gonna praise him and say, hey, wait a go.
• 1:05:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Your name is gonna get dropped tomorrow.
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: So everybody in the world who knew you're gonna do, beat him to the punch, do all the fucking interviews, collect all the money, do all the shit, get a fucking lawyer, and then sue the rest of these assholes who are gonna come after you here.
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: My cod man, what a time to be alive.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: What a time to be alive.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: You guys covered this last night.
• 1:06:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: What did you say about the black chair?
• 1:06:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: At that point, when we were covering the case, we only knew that there was one whole voucher.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: We didn't have any more information than that.
• 1:06:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: You knew we had a black though, right?
• 1:06:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no.
• 1:06:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: We didn't win at the time that we recorded the show.
• 1:06:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's right.
• 1:06:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: You guys could use your recorded Patreon and events.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: So you didn't know he was African-American.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, we didn't know at that point.
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: But we at least sign a eye-praised him during the show.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: OK. Raceless, you still praise him?
• 1:06:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're going to do this and I will still praise them.
• 1:06:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:06:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know what color he is.
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm proud of you.
• 1:06:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Usually flip on things like that, but it's good to see you're on the price myself.
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: The white side of things.
• 1:06:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, to add to add to.
• 1:06:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, if we get out of here today, I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about one of our favorite stories in the last few weeks here.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Finally got some answers for Christ's Sakes.
• 1:07:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that's the guy who got duct taped on the plane.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, hero, hero, that was a lot of duct tape that it took to hold him down there.
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: And, uh, of us the guy on the American area is right there, look at him, dude.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look at him.
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's fucking jacked, actually.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's a lot of duct tape in first class.
• 1:07:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: They put a fucking bag over the window to try to break the window.
• 1:07:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is that what that is?
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, never noticed that.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, that's just the reflection.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: It makes it look like there's a bag over the window.
• 1:07:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Really?
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but you can, if you look closely, you can see the reflection was armed there.
• 1:07:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh shit, okay.
• 1:07:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, so the American Airlines passenger who is duct tape to his seat after the in flight meltdown is finally speaking out about the incidents.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's saying, I don't remember any of it.
• 1:08:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: You don't say.
• 1:08:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: You don't fucking say, dude.
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's pretty convenient.
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, 9000 is a cleansing.
• 1:08:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no.
• 1:08:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, for two different reasons.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, for two different reasons.
• 1:08:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, for two different reasons.
• 1:08:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're okay.
• 1:08:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: This guy would for reserve.
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Her?
• 1:08:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Exercise bands.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, that's two different ways to just kind of block that out of your mind there.
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Would for reserve all, although, allow this guy, uh, while appearing in courts, lane, Arthur, London, three names treating like a serial killer, huh?
• 1:08:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that is serial killer treatment.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, lane with a Y too.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, told the district court commissioner, I don't remember any of what happened according to the Baltimore banner.
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shit.
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do I still have my subscription to the Baltimore banner?
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Check that blue.
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Check and see if I still have my subscription on the Baltimore banner.
• 1:08:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: If not, I'll re-op after the show.
• 1:09:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't want to miss this.
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, I'll all kind of re-subscribe there.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry about that Baltimore banner.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: When his charges were brought up, London responded, I assaulted a police officer.
• 1:09:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: The question mark, is that what it says?
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't have glasses.
• 1:09:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, perfect response.
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't have glasses.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, when it went on further, I have to the court went into the nitty gritty of the allegations, including him shouting anti-gay remarks and hurling the N word.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: over and over again, it's black flight attendants.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: They really like saying, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl, hurl,
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: He had a couple of screwdrivers before the incident.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just a couple.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ah, we've all been there.
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I had a couple of screwdrivers before the incident.
• 1:10:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's charged with second degree of salt and disorderly conduct, boy, two, boy.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: They said he was sloring everything and everybody.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: A man of the people.
• 1:10:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's a good line.
• 1:10:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, look, we had a mom and a son who were boning.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Got Nancy Mace, it doesn't want to date again.
• 1:10:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Got the black juror who's talking to another black guy, who's now speaking for this black guy, and yet the hero of the day is the guy who had a couple screwdrivers and air quotes.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm no foul.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I say, you know?
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: No harm, no foul there.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's being charged with secondary assault and disorderly conduct.
• 1:11:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what sentence that carries, Coupe.
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can't imagine it carries a sentence at all.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: I would think that's maybe a slap on the wrist.
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Slap on the dog?
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: No.
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would, uh, well, I guess, you know, if what he did gotten the way of people getting off the plane, I say life in prison.
• 1:11:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: If what he did got in the way of people getting off, I'd say life in prison like it's, let's face it, you know?
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Somebody's probably having a quick jerk in the bathroom there and, uh, yeah, it would be alarming if I kept here in the end word over and over again.
• 1:11:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Would it help make me come faster, sure, but, um, you know, we've all got our things.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Obviously, mine's a reverse slave and a situation.
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: you did this and you know I'm a lot of blackface a lot of makeup you like being called the inward I look that is a thing and it's you know it is what it is I'm working on with a therapist she's black which makes it makes it hard to kind of go through my life decisions and everything that I'm thinking about but we're going to figure this out together that's my favorite shot right there well and with this today look at that
• 1:12:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just sleep in it off, duct tapes in first class.
• 1:12:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: At least isn't first.
• 1:12:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can I say that?
• 1:12:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you wasn't coach, and had to go through this bullshit, new, in first though, but you were laxing flights.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Way to go.
• 1:12:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Way to go.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Already had a couple screwdrivers.
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: That probably just helped make them sleep better.
• 1:12:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the thing when you're sleeping on a plane.
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't care if it's first door coach.
• 1:12:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was kinda moving your head around there.
• 1:12:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's kinda...
• 1:12:58
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• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, they leave the comments on yours?
• 1:13:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: The comments is where we get the majority of our case suggestions, a comment saying on Instagram.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, but yeah, the episode just came out last night, so I'm given it a minute about a day to fill up on the comments and I'm gonna go through and sort of throw them.
• 1:13:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I think we're gonna have some good ones.
• 1:13:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, cool, Mel.
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm looking forward to looking forward to it.
• 1:13:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think you guys will be on the right side of history on this one.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think so too.
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: And now, if you would have interviewed me during the middle of the O.J.
• 1:13:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Semison case, what does it say to you?
• 1:13:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Innocence.
• 1:13:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: There wasn't a podcast back then so don't have that tape but download that episode now Rate and review that show a five star and leave a quick review Also rate and review this show a five star and leave a quick review Just to be back on Tuesday I did get a text the daughter's fine.
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's fine.
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: There was no allergic reaction or anything like that Teaches freak out, man, you know, and it is what it is to Papa bear was here
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: God damn it, did he give you a shot?
• 1:14:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't hate to pat myself on the back but sometimes you have to.
• 1:14:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sometimes you have to, all right?
• 1:14:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Even though she's not here for Jesse, Wiseman, Inc. A, the jables, I'm Ross Batterson.
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is unsearched.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Good night, everyone.