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Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Influencer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who has big dreams for her son to be the
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  Speaker 1: next big social media influencer. Okay, all right, mom, every
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  Speaker 1: kid in the world, you mean, yeah, But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: He's only one year old. Oh my gosh, this mom.
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  Speaker 1: And when her husband had a dinner party recently, someone
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  Speaker 1: from a marketing agency made a comment saying he's like
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  Speaker 1: the grumpy cat for babies. I don't know. Well, according
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  Speaker 1: to him, Mom heard that and saw dollar signs. All right, mom,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. So she's already reached out to a
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  Speaker 1: couple of different agencies, sent out a few videos, and
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  Speaker 1: she's waiting for her baby's big break. It's gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: right now. It is going to happen. I'm just not
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  Speaker 1: sure if she's going to be thrilled with his endorsement choices.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know if you should mess with
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  Speaker 1: the backstage that well, too late, because it hap find
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  Speaker 1: out in your brand new phone. Tap right now on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties five. Hello. Hi, my name's Landon. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: to speak with Elizabeth, who's the Instagram account point person
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  Speaker 1: for Fussy Baby Bobby. It's me, I'm his mom. Hi Elizabeth,
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got your number from the crew over at Marketing.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm doing great. How about you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm great too. So, like I said, I'm Landing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a scout for Influencer Marketing. Okay, Basically my job is
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  Speaker 1: to watch hundreds of Instagram accounts looking for the next
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  Speaker 1: big influencer. Right and I think Fussy Baby Bobby could
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  Speaker 1: be a big deal someday. Oh wow, yeah that would
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  Speaker 1: be fabulous. I mean little Bobby. He just cracks me up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, I just got done watching that clip where
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  Speaker 1: he threw the cupcake. Yeah, there's a lot of good
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  Speaker 1: stuff on it. Oh yeah, I always made me wet
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  Speaker 1: my pants. We've had a lot of fun with it.
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  Speaker 1: So the other part of my job is to match
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  Speaker 1: influencers like your son with different products that might work
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  Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, what have you got in mine? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So there is a company that's come up offering good
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  Speaker 1: money for a few product placement spots, and I think
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  Speaker 1: fussy baby Bobby would be perfect for it. Oh what
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  Speaker 1: is it? Okay? So here's what I need you to do, Elizabeth. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: close your eyes and picture this. I'm listening your son
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  Speaker 1: Bobby in front of a blank white background, in a
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  Speaker 1: full suit, matching handkerchief. Hey, okay, And in his hand,
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  Speaker 1: in his little baby hand, he's holding you wait for it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a can of dose Ecky's non alcoholic baby formula. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he's baby formula. That's right, you're serious. Yeah. And then
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  Speaker 1: your son will mumble something and then below text will
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  Speaker 1: come in and it says stay thirsty my baby friends.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, So it's just like a joke. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, I'm serious. That's what he's doing. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to be the most interesting baby in the world. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't want my baby like promoting alcohol or
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  Speaker 1: being like a spokesperson for like, yeah, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but no, it's a nonalcoholic beverage I know, but it
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  Speaker 1: still comes off as like beer for babies. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's what makes it fun. I don't know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's really appropriate, Okay. I mean I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were going to say, like some Fisher priced toy or
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  Speaker 1: you know, or some formula. I don't know, but that's
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  Speaker 1: boring stuff. That stuff from the nineties. We're moving into
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  Speaker 1: the next generation here. I do have one other product
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  Speaker 1: that's going to be really hot. You know, maybe it
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  Speaker 1: would fit for fussy baby Bobby, anything other than him
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  Speaker 1: like drinking beer. I mean, I'm open to listening to
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  Speaker 1: what you have to say. But I have the other product.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Jewel Venile. That's Jewel with two youths. Jewel Venile. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a nicotineless vaporizer. It gets babies into vaping. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're not serious. No, I am serious. It helps babies
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  Speaker 1: with their coughs. Vaping babies. That's a big thing right now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like the beer. It's getting them started
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  Speaker 1: when they're still in the crib. I mean, well, if
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  Speaker 1: I saw that, I think, damn, that's a pretty cool baby.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be like that baby. No, you know,
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  Speaker 1: this is not exactly what I had in mind. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand how many other babies would want to get
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  Speaker 1: hooked on nicotineless vaporizers after they saw baby Bobby doing it,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be a star. Yeah, exactly, that's why. I you know, listen,
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  Speaker 1: you're really making this hard for me. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: turn your son into the next big thing. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't think I'm interested in. Hold on before you go.
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  Speaker 1: How about a prison baby tattoo? Kid? Yeah, No, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's temporary tattoos that you stick on and
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  Speaker 1: then you poke it. I really don't think I'm interested in.
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  Speaker 1: What about one more product Baby's first fist fight clip?
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  Speaker 1: You know, enough crap, I'm done. Hold on before you go.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to tell you then that this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Wait, this is a prank. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who's pranking me? Technically your husband, Peter's pranking you. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm talking about My name is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Your
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  Speaker 1: husband set you up because he said you've been posting
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  Speaker 1: a lot of baby pictures on Instagram lately. You wanted
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  Speaker 1: fussy baby Bobby to blow up that baby come in
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  Speaker 1: this is just too out. I'm telling you, Liz, it's
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  Speaker 1: the hot thing right now. I can see them coming
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  Speaker 1: out with something like I mean, I was going to
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  Speaker 1: pitch you about Cupid Secret Baby Lingerie, but it sounded
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  Speaker 1: like you weren't into it. But it was heading that way. Yeah,
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