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Phone Tap: Wacker Tracker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call it's phone tap time. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna completely undersell this one, so you all have
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  Speaker 1: low expectations and hopefully it makes me look better or
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  Speaker 1: just won't be any good anyway. Today I call a
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  Speaker 1: guy who did a very noble thing. Okay, his brother's
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  Speaker 1: been hounding him to become an organ donor, so he
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  Speaker 1: finally did it. He signed up. Yeah, except I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he knows what kind of company he's dealing with. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because we do things a little differently, and you're about
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  Speaker 1: to find out how different in your phone tap right
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  Speaker 1: after this on the twenties, Hello, may I speak to
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  Speaker 1: Sean please? Yeah? This isn't sim name Noah from the
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  Speaker 1: organ donor network. Oh, hey, what's up? The reason I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling is I see here that you've registered to donate
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  Speaker 1: your organs. Yeah, my brother finally convinced me that it's
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  Speaker 1: the right thing to do. I guess I've been slacking
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  Speaker 1: on that. Well, that's great to hear. As you know,
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  Speaker 1: over thirty thousand life saving organ transplants happen every year,
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  Speaker 1: so it goes without saying that. We're very grateful, thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. Of course. Also, when you registered, we
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  Speaker 1: took down your information like your birthday and your blood type.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm seeing here we do need to get just
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  Speaker 1: a few more questions answered on your donor bio in
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  Speaker 1: order to make it official. Is that okay? Yeah, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: all right, and before we start, your honesty is really
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  Speaker 1: important here because it affects the accuracy of our data.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, that makes sense. Great. So first question,
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  Speaker 1: how many times per week are you with yourself? What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean with myself? You know, if you're alone
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  Speaker 1: with just you there and you wanted to have a
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  Speaker 1: little fun with your own body, how many times would
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  Speaker 1: you say that happens per week? How do you have
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  Speaker 1: anything to do with the organ donation? Well, because a
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  Speaker 1: healthy body releases toxins and other things, and we just
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  Speaker 1: want to know how many times per week you're quote
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  Speaker 1: unquote healthy. I honestly don't even know I want to
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  Speaker 1: answer that question. I just I don't get how this
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  Speaker 1: equates to that. You know, just the other day we
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  Speaker 1: helped a young boy get a new liver because of
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  Speaker 1: someone who's healthy with themselves, hopefully like you are. So
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  Speaker 1: we only need to have like two or so of
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  Speaker 1: these questions answered. We just really need to know. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't know why an organ donation place would need
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  Speaker 1: this information. Okay, well, I think I've explained that. What
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  Speaker 1: are we saying here? Like? Are we talking once twice?
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen times in a week? Fifteen? Where are you at?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I do have a girlfriend. That doesn't change anything, Sean.
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  Speaker 1: I need to know, not you and your girlfriend, just
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  Speaker 1: you and yourself, and remember your answer could save lives.
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  Speaker 1: This is really important. Okay three times sometimes four? Oh? Really,
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  Speaker 1: that's interesting. Why did your voice change? Why being weird? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being weird, Sean. I'm just wondering, are you
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  Speaker 1: a stallion or you a show pony? Which way you
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  Speaker 1: lean inh Okay? I feel like this is very unprofessional.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I want my orchans a
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  Speaker 1: place that hires people like you. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: get an accurate measurement here. If we send you a
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  Speaker 1: notebook would you be able to log the times and
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  Speaker 1: the dates in there for us? Oh, come on, just
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  Speaker 1: for accuracy. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to do
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  Speaker 1: that for you. But Sean, this is what's going to
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  Speaker 1: help us approve you officially in order to save lives. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe I don't want to save lives anymore, Sean,
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  Speaker 1: you don't really mean that. Okay, let us just send
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  Speaker 1: you out the Whacker tracker. You can give it a try. So,
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  Speaker 1: the Whacker tracker, that's what we call the device that
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  Speaker 1: monitors this cannot be a real thing. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: receive one in the next week from us, and then
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  Speaker 1: make sure that when you're filling that out, we all
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  Speaker 1: send me that. What if my girlfriend finds it, tell
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  Speaker 1: her you're doing it to save lives. She'll understand. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she would. Is that what you tell your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend or wife? Oh, hey, I'm just doing this to
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  Speaker 1: save live I do. I'm in there saving lives five, six,
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  Speaker 1: seven times a day, sometimes all right day. Yeah. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: I was saving a life five minutes before I got
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  Speaker 1: on the phone with you. Oh okay, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know that information that. Do not send me this notebook.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to say the name because that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: It's called the whacker Tracker Sean. Plus, we need to
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  Speaker 1: know who you're thinking of while it's happening. Who I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking of? What does that matter? I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: it's not the information that we technically use, but the
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  Speaker 1: research guys just get a big kick out of reading
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  Speaker 1: the answers, you know. Now, Okay, this is I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to talk to my brother and be like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you sent me to referred me to to
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  Speaker 1: donate because this does not make any sense at all. Well, Sean,
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  Speaker 1: I already talked to your brother. What the hell are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Who do you think came with the
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  Speaker 1: whacker tracker idea? Not me? He's the sicker. He doesn't
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  Speaker 1: work for the organ donation network. Yeah, and neither do I.
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  Speaker 1: I actually work on a radio show called Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on you. Man. This is real. Nope, this is
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap, man, dude. I'm sorry. Man, Your brother
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  Speaker 1: Kyle set you up for the phone tap. He said
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  Speaker 1: that he's been encouraging you to register as an organ
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  Speaker 1: donor forever, and he wanted us to mess with you
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  Speaker 1: about it. I'm like the whacker tracker. We need it
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  Speaker 1: to save lives. Sean. Oh, I'm exactly. Every time you
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  Speaker 1: go in the bathroom, there's a little boy or girl
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  Speaker 1: out there who's given hope. Now I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: if I can go on the back. Oh, come on, Sean,
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  Speaker 1: do it for the kids. It's too much wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.