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Episode 1197 - Don't Street Fight Elliot Page · Ross Patterson Revolution!

• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rock.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: That is the revolution.
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, J-B-E-Zah!
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: J-B-E-M-L-E-K-Nah!
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that nice?
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: It just seems everybody gets a cool nickname.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: J-B-E-M-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L-E-K-N-L
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I don't care about that.
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want you to just be a hot lady.
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Reading stuff.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not get your penis and balls chopped off.
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like another lady we know if you read too many things, uh-huh.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: You start thinking about chopping it up.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm chopping it off.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Here's what happens.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: You read so many things.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: that you think it's the same world that we're living in, okay?
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I woke up this morning and number one trending thing, I'm gonna get ready for the shows today was Title IX.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Title IX, dudes can't play in girl sports.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Supreme court said, hey, you can't do that and then we're all done.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: month 15 minutes later.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Elliott page drops a boxing video that makes Chuck Norris look like a homosexual in a wheelchair.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and this is a lot to take in guys because what you're going to see is a 15-year-old
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you saw Elliott Page boxing in a gym, you'd be like, look at that little scrawny 14, 15 year old.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good for them.
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're taking a stand against bullies.
• 2:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're ready to go into a teen movie.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, it looks like a montage from a teen movie, where you're like, oh, you're training to beat the bully.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, you're getting ready in karate kit or never back down or something like that.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: And show this footage here.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at Elliott Page.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Are those crew idols?
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is there pool noodles?
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: If you can bite a pool noodle like in the air.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: That is like karate kid style fly.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: It is.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's training for the next time a bunch of like middle schoolers bully him at the water park.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: It looks like yeah.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's treat this like a boxing match.
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: And in this corner, Elliott Page!
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's the height and weights of Elliott Page?
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I gotta know these stats here.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: If God forbid,
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: We get new a tussle, a dust up, a mix up.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: At some event somewhere, an Elliott page says to me, may I fuck you, grabs his dick in balls and says, fuck you, dude.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dyslow, my foe, foe, make sure all your kids don't grow.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's the height and weight that I need to be concerned about?
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Where am I at here, weight class wise?
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: In that situation, you are going to be dealing with five feet, one inches, and a hundred and six pounds of fury.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry, that last one, 106.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: 106.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Smaller than me.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: 106. shorter and smaller.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: 5106.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: I've got some work to do.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you?
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: or do you, uh, you got a dick to put that much muscle and it's one of things.
• 4:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's probably I bet that numbers out dated because this is some substantial muscle here.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, guys.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: That hurts the knee.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Here's why it said 14, 15 years old.
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Every 14 or 15 year looks kind of jacked.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's like, yeah.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, but they're like so little.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: But you weigh like a hundred and five pounds like that's it.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, this all makes sense to me.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would guess this isn't even a weight
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: 115 now, 10 pounds of muscle, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: So in fifth grade, I weighed 105.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not kidding fifth grade fifth grade.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: So me and Elliot page were the same heights in weight and fifth grade.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Actually, I might have been two inches taller.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think I was in fifth grade.
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it was five, three, one, and five.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: And show that pick afterwards.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: This is the trainer, pool noodle trainer.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK. And then it's he didn't call him the Newtler.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, so if not, it's the best opportunity.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: The Newtler, the Newtler, to train when he does.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: He deals in Newtles.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's your Newtler?
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who do you noodle with?
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are you out there canoeing?
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Instead of rolling, I think now you call it Newtle.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to go noodle.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to go Newtle.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Newtle with the guy.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I know that's like a catfish thing.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, look at that dude.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, borrower.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, how tiny is he?
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck?
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: That.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the most looks like the face is photoshopped onto the body.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't be surprised if he was also a train.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, wait, that's A-I, right?
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you know what it does come up with that.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think it was me.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: It is.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: The picture is not, but making it into a video is.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: This picture is real.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's real right there.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 6:01
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ellie, it mother fucking page on that ass.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: May you get a problem.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll solve it.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mother fucking Ellie page.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what I let's the voice I want to hear come out of that mouth.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Unfortunately, it isn't.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Have you heard the actual voice?
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: Girl!
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, Luke played that clip.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Luke played this a couple weeks ago.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is girl.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Play the interview and just play the last let's call it 30 seconds for Jesse.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's got to know with this voice sounds like because it ain't that, friend.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: It ain't that.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: You got to start doing the Michael Jackson thing we put on a fake voice.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh hi.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I, it's okay for children to sleep in my bed and then when black people come up next to you like yo man get the fuck away from Yeah, Michael Jackson's the most beautiful thing in the world, but it's the most beautiful thing in the world that you can do.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so Elliot Page is on a podcast, blue.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Blue.
• 7:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was on a podcast and By if you pop up that video that little interview there, just play Jesse the last like 30 seconds
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, one second, Twitter's not a place where you should find this one.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Twitter's not the place.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: What are you talking about now?
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Not for that video.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's to the inner recent for the inner view.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Dog.
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: There's some some places that are better for a podcast clip.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: What was it on the basis?
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it was.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it was.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're like, yeah.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: So go skip to Maloo.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: So how long is this clip?
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is a 30, this is the whole podcast.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm sorry for the voice we can, which is, we just play a couple of ways, God.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Getting to a place of being able to share who I am and no longer considering those noise, that noise, you know, external and internal, that was causing me so much harm.
• 8:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, finally getting to that kind of place in my life and I think it made me,
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: able to engage more with the world in so many ways, and I think because of the amount of privilege I've had, the access to resources, and regards to the care I've received, and thinking of individuals who are just not in that position, and to me, it just feels like a very
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: feels very like natural and organic and just a part of what it means to to be alive.
• 8:45
  [UNKNOWN]: You know.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then nice.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: What a fun hang.
• 8:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is definitely the strong, confident delivery.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: A powerful, bad man.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: I am, I feel much better now.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: the top comment is I can literally smell the antidepressants in this interview.
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I mean, what a what a fun hang.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Just want to relax and throw on a couple of Brooklyn gals.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Be inspired to get out there.
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm down on my knees, dude, and I'm gonna take you there.
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what Elliott Pages is getting.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Those are the vibes that I'm getting here.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: And it is a, you know, a subthread on reels or wherever of these girls being like, and I am finally confident.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, God.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know?
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: My happiness, crying, your eyes out.
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, crying on in a camera.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're not happy about anything in your life.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's not supposed to be like that to finally be happy.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think maybe it is.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: But what I told the audience and drinking bros was if you could guarantee me this, a scene in the Odyssey, where Elliot Page rips off.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: The fucking medieval garb and it is full dick and balls running slow mode towards the enemy with a sword and I could see that dick and balls just kind of double tap against the abdomen like that like against the chest.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would pay any amount of money and I will be there on opening nights.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to see it in I max.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want the Dolby surround sound.
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to hear the Dick and Ball slap.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: You want the Fordy theater experience.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I want the fucking theater.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: We want the chairs to shake every time that it hits the chest.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to order food to my seats and have them bring a pearl necklace like in a pretty woman where they just snap it.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, oh, oh.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to be that surprised and enjoy it and then laugh.
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to be able to laugh just like a school boy again like I've got a kite on my finger and it's the first time I'm seeing it take off in the air, you know, just some Chinese box kite going up in the air.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what I want to see with with Elliott page in the Odyssey.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: And if I can't get that, then I'm not going to go see the goddamn movie.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, so if you're out there and you happen to go see this movie, opening weekend, I'm not going to be one of them.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And last, you can guarantee me there's a fucking D&B double tap against the skin of the abs that I'm all in.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I need to hear it.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I need to be a part of it and I need to live it.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I need that and fucking 4k and Dolby.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Dolby.
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what it was meant for.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I bet I don't know who Jonathan Dolby is, the guy who invented Dolby, I don't even know if that's his name, but I've I've heard to the grapevine that a lot of people have said the only reason I created this
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: So that when the girl from Juno turns into a dude one day and goes full buck naked, screaming like fucking Spartacus and tries to stab somebody, you can hear that double tap of the Dick and Balls against her fake abs.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what he created all of this for.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: And if he doesn't get it in this movie, he's going to die.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: is the guy who created that still live there is right there.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep, that looks like a guy who wants to see you some D and B. Dick, show everyone to see.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at him.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's, he's even looking at the film to the thing.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Richard, don't hit his dick and balls in this.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then how can I make that sound better?
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ray Dolby is his name.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ray, he's got there so close to see a lot of his Ray Dolby still alive.
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are the Dolby brothers still alive?
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a great name for a band that Dolby Brothers.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: But Dolby Brothers is really good.
• 13:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's really good.
• 13:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: They make surround sound versions of Dolby Brothers songs.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, could you imagine?
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you imagine?
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's Ray Dolby's still alive.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: And no, he died in 2013.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: He didn't even get to see this transbull shit didn't get to live long.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, he paved the way.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's a visioner.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Probably not.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think he wants to be alive for this bullshit.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ray Dolby walked so Elliot Page could run with the cockout.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's almost like detectives that saved the DNA back in the day, not even knowing what would happen with it, right?
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: But they were like, some day, there's going to be a technology that can test this.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: So they would save this.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Why?
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Why?
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: There's no way to even tell.
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now you can't.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what he was doing.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: He was setting up the empty structure.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: What a visioner for someone else to you.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: For just a trans dish.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: True love against some skin, dude.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Truly, but, um, by the way, if you're out there and you're saying,
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ross, you don't really mean this.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: You don't want this to happen.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, you're in correct.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I definitely do.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nothing would make me laugh harder and I would go as soon as you hit me up.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to need some form of pick for evidence, obviously, but proof of dick.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and that'll lead us to the next story here.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why would we still send a dickpicks in today's day and age with your married?
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can't get away.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can't get away with a DM for Christ 6.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: It wasn't sent, I don't think.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so how did it feel in this story of Phil Nicholson?
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you know, sorry?
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just saw that he resigned from the Country Club, which means...
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: that it happens.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, we don't do it unless it doesn't happen.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: But the story is, I guess, you know the other golfer, Pat Perez.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: So, Pat Perez, and this is one live, they're on live together.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, but this was in, I think 20 is a 2015.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: So, a lot of times, on tournaments, I guess, or anything, the even competitors will sort of stay together,
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is that correct in some sort of place, whatever.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it was like the families were staying together during some kind of out of town.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're friends in real life, sometimes you rent these massive houses.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then everybody stays there, right?
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: And if you lose, you're kind of out of there.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: We watch the Netflix talk together.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, the families stay together.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: They cook out together.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: They have some fun, some drinks, some laughs.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, yes.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: So while they were staying at, um, I guess, Nicholson's villa for the PGA tour.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: 2015.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're all hanging out partying.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: We know Nicholson.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: He parties.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: He parties.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're drinking the wives are there.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Whatever.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: I guess Perez gets up and goes to the bathroom.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: And while he's gone, Phil pulls out his phone, shows it to Perez's wife, and it's just a full-body buck naked picture of him with an erect penis, and he says, what do you think of this?
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe you come like I'm gonna leave my door open.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, we're all partying.
• 16:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is this a swing or situation?
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: So this went.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: We have a picture of the way.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: This went unreported because it's like, all right.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I don't want to mess up the tour.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to tell my husband to have him get it, you know, all in his head.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: This is the wife, Ashley Perez.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK, with a fake tattoo?
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I'm correct.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, and, and boy, that's, that's a whole different layer than I thought.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: So this is them to get there.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, he's drinking right there.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know what I mean?
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: They party.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's red head.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's thick and fun.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Whatever it may be, but it was.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was almost like they were, they had party together before they knew each other, you know, Phil felt like he was getting some vibes.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, still can't do it, your buddy's wife.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: He definitely can't.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: But anyway, she didn't say anything until recently her and Pat got divorced.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: And now... She didn't give fuck.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, let's hear...
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm just going to read her statement about this incident at the house, okay?
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is this her talking about it?
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: I will rise up and stand next to the millions of women who have been silenced to protect the evil and darkness that lurks among us.
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: And now in this picture that you have on screen, is that a playboy logo on her tits?
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's speaking out right there, I think.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK. Is that a playboy logo on her tits, because it's a tattoo?
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if it's a tattoo, it may be like, is it?
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: A tits tattoo is pretty intense.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that's not what we've seen in other pictures.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was a tattoo.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: A woman who parties.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: You don't just get a tits tattoo.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, they party like they all party and that's what I'm saying is like, you definitely can't do it, but Phil loves to fill.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: He loves to fill, doesn't he?
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: He behind the scenes the piece of shit.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: He loves to mickles.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's endless fucking stories about film Nicholson and some of them are so unbelievable that
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: You just, you can't make it.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, look, the whole reason he joined Liv was because allegedly, he was 25 million in the hole for gambling.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: The feds were investigating him for insider trading.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: He took some money from like a senator or something else.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I mean, there is crazy fucking film and cool stories to it.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's one of those things that... His nickname was Fig Jam on the tour.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which stands for Fuckham Good, just ask me.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he would tell everybody how great he is.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which is fine.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he was went in and he's a champion.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he was one of those guys who was able to...
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Turn it on when the cameras are on and just seem like the most charming, loving father and husband, his wife's name is Amy and she had cancer and some other things and then they fought it together and all that other stuff and my surprise that he pulled out a picture of his rock hard dick when it said maybe you want to
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: pop on in the bedroom later on so it happens no no not no it's not 10 years later that's just this is just a fucking grab of clicks and likes and all that other shit she did you were really a brave bold survivor you would have done it that night and said hey dude your buddy just showed me a picture of his dick i'd be pretty pissed off if you didn't tell me about that yeah
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, no, at least right after the tournament, do you know what I mean?
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe not right before because you're going to be fricking pissed in your head.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're going to lose, right?
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, yeah, golf is a month.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: So I would have at least been like, hey, okay.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Didn't tell you then this is why, but this is what happened.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then you could run over you guys are done with the tournament, punch them in the face, whatever you want to do.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: But um,
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's the point?
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's the point other than...
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Clicks and cash.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I never know.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I do.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can tell you.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's for that.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: What's trying to get?
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's because they got... All these fucking people.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: All these fucking people.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Because she just got divorced.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And she wants to fucking... Like, he's still playing on the live tour with Phil.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: She wants to poison the well and just say, hey, cool, and, you know, he's going to ask him about it.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: I guess they... Not Perez.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: is a guy that doesn't look like you fucks around that much as far as like hey dude that's not cool to do with my wife yeah but yeah so I guess they did talk about it a little bit after but Phil was just kind of like like two pat um it was kind of like I even remember dude I was wasted like I'm really sorry I don't know if I did you know like not really admitting okay and talked about it
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: But you know, it was one of those things that like, it's a nothing, nothing at this point.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now, when it happened, sure.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: But at this point, it's like, Phil was black out.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and then Phil, we showed that same pick a million times for people, you know?
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it probably wasn't a recent picture of us.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was his go-to.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and I don't, like at that point in his career he lost a bunch of weight.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: He got access to like the Ozen pick and all that other cool ship for everybody else did.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he's probably feeling confident about his bone her.
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: And which is like, you know what, I'm gonna grease it up and I'm gonna take a nice black and white, a tasteful black and white of it.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then hey, if you're down, come and knock on knock on my room upstairs and if you're not, what apps, you know, just kind of leaving it out there for you?
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just pop the blue to you, see what happens?
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Did he want her?
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: to tell him and to get in his head and for him to win.
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, I don't know with Phil.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pap Perez was never that great.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: Never that great.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: So he was never going to win.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was never on a film necklace and level.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: So okay.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: But it's strange.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: All these years later, this just feels like to do it just to do it, which man, you know, what was it?
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: 13, 14?
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: when it happened 15.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, 15.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: 15.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're in the hideous social media.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: You don't let other shit back then.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it feels a fucking dirt bag at the end of the day.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what their story is.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really don't because I'll put it this way.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: You, I love Urban Mugger, right?
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Everybody knows that?
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see, Coach of Ohio State, one of the national championship level.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: We had heard the stories and seen the videos
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: after losing his NFL game and went and put his fingers in that girl's asshole.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to be it's my best friend's bar.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jones the bar.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he told me the story and all that other shits and he was just like, look, man, he came in at 9 a.m. for the early games.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: right.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was on a fucking heater all day and they they try to get them out of there get them in Uber and everything else news is like, I don't know it's good.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's like nope.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's 4 million camera phones that are here and I wonder what is wife thought about that because you got wife and kids and then you and I met his wife and I was like, she part is maybe they have an agreement.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe not an agreement but maybe like they go out and get blackout.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe they start out together.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 23:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe one, you know, whatever it is.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: He didn't seem to be drinking that night or did he?
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Did you have a drink with him?
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay.
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: So he was he was drinking but not flopping.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she was drinking the wife was drinking wine and was in a goblet.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: You were handed, you handed her glass.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: The Bart, she just ordered one for the bartender and you had handed it to her.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was a game of thrones goblet that you handed his wife.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I was just like,
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Whoa, dude.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen a glass of wine that big.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was a full Johnny Depp, a pint of wine.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a pun of wine.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's Phil.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's Phil and his wife.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's why I put there.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: But my point is this.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think, you know, going through all that turmoil is kind of confused is like, I was a relationship like, and then you made him and you're like, yeah, maybe they both just fucking party and it's just like, hey, dude.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: As long as nothing is sloppy and it's not, you know, not a control here who fucking cares, I guess.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't have those same feelings about you where I'd be cool with that, you know?
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, no.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: But there is a lot of people to do and God bless them.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: They've been together for, I want to say 30 something years, fill in his wife.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, I don't think anything's going to happen with this.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: But what a bizarre story to tell 12 years later.
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just, you know, fucking it.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, not really sure again what the point of it was she did get an outpouring of support.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure I'm sure it's all out of it.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: I will tell you, I've never gotten it because I've never put anything out.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: I bet an outpouring of support really feels good.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think it does.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, it would.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean my gosh.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Can I give you an example?
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, happy birthday post on Facebook.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Was there anything more annoying when 5,000 friends who maybe you know 15 of them just say happy birthday all fucking day and you feel like you have to answer them.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Father's Day a couple of weeks ago, I got 60 text messages.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I happy Father's Day, and they're all generic like that.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, man, I mean, yeah, I mean, we're all dads.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: And all this says, I can't possibly answer that many people.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think you need to.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't answer anybody.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think it's really just a time to reach out, you know?
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Every chance to me on another day, man, I'm fine.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like when I'm on a non-busier day.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: picking off holiday.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know what happened to me on Friday?
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nothing.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: No one reached out to me for Juneteenth.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: No one.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, wow.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's fucking amazing.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: That kind of.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Got apparently my friends hate black people.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I found that out about all my friends.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Relatives and everything else, but yeah dude, I didn't get one fucking text then have Fabi father's day.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, you need You need reparations Yeah, father's reparations for sure nickname today
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: uh... repreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprepreprep
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that him and his wife aiming right there?
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Younger days.
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Younger days.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Definitely younger days.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, I just, when you hear stories like this, you're like, why, why, why?
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't really get it.
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't really get it.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, the fucking other thing I wanted to chat with you about, because you saw this movie, I did not see it.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thankfully, you and I usually split up what movies we have to go see with the kids and you got tasks to go see fucking super girl, which I was like, oh, thank you so much.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is this girl is weird looking on screen as she appeared in all these fucking photos and shit?
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, she's, I mean,
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think she's interesting looking cute and is really good.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: So...
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Play that part.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now, should she be super girl?
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know, but like, she's good and cute and it looks interesting and real on screen.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's all I'm saying.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, press play on this.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see her talk.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: I've many queer friends.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: So honestly, I'm kind of honest.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm honest, but that's happening.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: But I think because she doesn't live inside the binary of what we think a woman should be, that is what makes her so special and so exciting and so new.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: So everybody's saying this was a Snow White set where she kept giving interviews like this beforehand and they were like, hey, dude, can you kind of whatever, what country is she from?
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, I think she's Australian, which is fitting because she looks like the Feral kid from Mad Man.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'd say exactly what I thought, like a little fucking dude, like a little scrappy dude there and the movie tank, it tanks, it made $37 million, $38 million, that will be the last of Supergirl and the studio's on track to lose about 120 million off of this movie.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's not great.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now you saw it, how was it?
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's an honest opinion this fucking thing?
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: My honest opinion, like I said, I know, that's it.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: But like I said, I liked her take on it.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: I liked, I mean, it's, they said straight from comic books where she was sort of like a drunk like, you know, not a girly girl and like had to kind of be,
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: super girl or whatever.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: So that was really realistic.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: She was really good.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: I just think they halfway through, they just sort of lost the lost everything.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: It just was like, what?
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: What?
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: What's happening?
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Who's that?
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Huh?
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Her storyline had it gotten like a very
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: a longer origin story type thing would have been good.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's interesting to watch.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's really good.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's not like, she doesn't look.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think with AI, like you're saying, you do have to get people that you can tell are real.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're just real people.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're not who you would like draw and like, you know, right.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, after this movie, you'll never see her get anyways, but um, I guess.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: You see her in other things probably because she was very good.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's very good, but you know,
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, she was in Hustle's drag and I really liked her in that.
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's a good actress, so get other stuff.
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: It just maybe won't be multimillion dollar franchises like this, which I think is fine.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think not everyone thrives in that world.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: So this movie is, I think it's like one of the first superhero movies that was solely based on like one comic.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's not like just the character's based on like, oh, yes, the character.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so this, it did, like you were saying, if that's how the comic was, like they did all of that.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: They went.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but maybe you just didn't translate well into a movie.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think maybe should have been a show
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, maybe a cool story without all of the ill-placed crazy CGI and AI fight scenes out of nowhere.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: But I guess that's what you got to do.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not, I mean, look, you got to grab their attention.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've stopped caring about all this shit that I see from Iron Man 2.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think is when I was all done with it.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but it bombed, I guess.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean,
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: They were pointing to their interviews.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I guess she actually posed with the Snow White girl.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of like a fuck you nod on Instagram and you were just like, okay.
• 32:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my way.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, before the movie started, and people were just like, man, did we not learn anything from that whole disaster?
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: And the answer is no.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: The answer is no.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Are they friends?
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I guess so.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, they were in the same photo together.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuckin' weird.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's like we need some fucking heroes like like party of five again, you know, that's all we need.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now you got a sign in before every show got a sign in slow authentication issue figure Oh, who is who is this dude?
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean You know we don't know who the guy is a little bit of a rock star Yes, you talking probably
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, she's Australian right.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I feel like she's got a fucking she wrote it in a book.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she drove up to the premiere in a kangaroo.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's kangaroo with the cigarette and her mouth.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm trying out of the pouch and get on the on the red carpet and on the other stuff to me.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was kind of like casting Avril Levine is super girl.
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you're like, all right, I'm a skater chick.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck you.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: And now was the car desire though.
• 33:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, maybe it shouldn't have been made.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, you know, I think she should be another thing.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like I think she's really good and kind of cool and interesting.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: But we'll see.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: We'll see.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hate that she fits those like those apocalypse movies where it's like, hey, yeah, 100.
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: There's one girl right at that.
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's one girl left on earth and and she's got a dog that's kind of, like, yes, you go.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yes, some other shit.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like,
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: By the way, make it, try it.
• 34:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, well, that's kind of what the first part of it was.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, okay, no, no, let's go.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you'll never see another one of these against it.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're all good on that.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Meanwhile, fucking Nev Campbell is having a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: five minutes, the ending.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hated the ending of it.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: The rest of the movie was was lovely and all that other stuff.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's pairing up with the creators of Party of Five to do another show.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jessie and I this would get you amped up today called the Shore.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: and it's giving me on this on Maine.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gonna be a Maine on the shore.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: That nice, yeah.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gonna be on HBO, another coming of age drama.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh my gosh, party of five.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was unaware.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you know they did turn remake part of five?
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: With a Mexican family?
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and it didn't work.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Big shock.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it just wasn't as surprising, I think, for, like, the large Mexican family to live together without the fact that it was that it was only five, you know, if it was.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so it's kind of like, what are we doing?
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right, it was more surprising for the party of.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: five.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Only a few kids in San Francisco in that huge house without the parents.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: That was a lot.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh-huh.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, but yes, she's back and then she's doing, which I didn't know because I don't watch this show.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, but she's doing that Lincoln lawyer too on Netflix.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's on its fifth season.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: People love the goddamn thing.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: They've heard good things.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 36:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: But Nav Campbell's everywhere.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is it based on that McConaughey vehicle?
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Everywhere, yeah, that's it.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: OK.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, so it was a book.
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: A book.
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's like a book originally now.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a TV series and good for her.
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: But it's Taylor Sheridan's world here.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: And we're all just fucking living in it.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: God man, that guy is literally just telling everybody to fuck off in interviews and he's like I just don't care I can do it.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: He I think he just said I can do whatever I want and they can't stop me.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was great to see.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: I like that and There's a fucking series for a young child in the south growing up But I thought I was like you can't remake this.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't let's let's kind of leave leave it alone here Little house in the prairie
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're going to remake it, make it fucking gangster do it.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: And, you know, that little house, you know, have a lot of little guns in it.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dude, they're going to be killing a lot of little fucking engines and fucking shit up to it.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: So I never watched low house.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Really?
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Michael Landon?
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did, I did love Landon.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't sound like it.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't sound like you love the screen actors guilty either because
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's a Gilbert was our president.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I did like, um, and on that trial in New Mexico.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did like land in, um, in the, the heaven one.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was that touched by an angel that he didn't know?
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Was there like stairway to heaven or something?
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was something heaven.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: He was some alcoholic angel.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, um, looked up to clearly.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Michael land in heaven series.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, but anyway,
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: So real quick to win the high way to have a high way to have a high way to have a so real quick since it was your era and you loved it.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: What what is like the original premise the original pitch.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: What is it?
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Family.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: you know, one house on a river and, you know, you got a cook for yourself, clean for yourself.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Parents are around.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Parents are, obviously they got nowhere else to go, something like there are an iPads.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Took place in, I wouldn't say party if I had to.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: And they weren't there, but yeah.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's say it took place in like the, okay.
• 38:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: 1800s, 1900s somewhere in there.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, and it was about the trials and tribulations of living on this, this prairie and then they had this house.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: That was on the prairie and they all lived in the little house.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: They all lived in the little house.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: How many?
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pull up a pick.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to say five.
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to say it was five of them.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
• 38:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, you got it on news.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: God dammit, I'm good.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, and so it was just like Come like watch us try and deal.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, with the time and the all the shit And then how to be a good person and everything else life lessons.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, good and I have a feeling No, there's gonna be a killing spray in this one and I'm fucking ants about it because they didn't do that in the original very often
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: We'll have some tassels.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: There were some dust ups and mixups for sure.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Have you seen a pearl before?
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Pearl.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Pearl.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's just one person, but it's like, you know what I mean?
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: That pearl.
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is it around that?
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, I've seen previous for this movie before.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've never heard of this movie.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: It just reminds me of this.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: It has a similar vibe, but yeah, it's like a horror movie.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Highly recommend.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: A similar vibe to Little House on the Prairie.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: That looks like that chicken strange things.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's not her.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's not.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's um.
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can see what you're saying.
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she doesn't really look.
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's a shy as X. Yeah.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: So they made, it's a trilogy, and this first movie takes place, and then the next movie is like 20 years later, and then the next movie is like 50 years after that.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: And really good, really good trilogy, the first, the first and second movies are definitely better than the third.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: So Taylor shared, and was doing that with a series essentially, right?
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: It had 18, what was it, 42, then 1892, and then 1928, or 1930s, whatever the fuck it was.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I understand that model and it's cool to see I just think there's been this rise in television with westerns in particular and family stories and shit like this that's uh yeah they're going to they're going to remake this into a little shootemop dude where he's got to take care of his family and probably get rid of the immigrants aka the Indians you know something like that.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, it will be the same era, it'll be the same.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're in the jacket out of Wolf jacket.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think it'll be a little bit of like dances with wolves, a little bit of, you know, 1826, a little bit of little house.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: A little bit of land and real life mixed in there.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Nobody knows.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Michael.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know anything about Michael Landon.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I already partied, but that was a partied.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: And you know, he was just a regular dude.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: We would probably now by today's standards call him an alcoholic back then.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was just a dude doing, I mean, a dude of a certain age with some money in his pocket.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just trying to get through.
• 41:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: And some time off, really.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now we call that full blown alcoholism, but
• 41:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: So let me read the synops for you here, the O.G.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Of the O.G.
• 41:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Set in 1868.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: So right after slavery ended.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Boo!
• 41:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: So they had to start changing.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Change that!
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: They had to start doing their work themselves.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Set that back four years, you know?
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's put them in the throes of it.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Put them in the throes of slavery.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Add a little mix them up there, you know?
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: See if the dad's race is pronounced.
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: see where that goes, see where that story line goes, you know?
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I just came over here for the conference, just shoes, and then see how the new Michael Landon reacts to that.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know how it's going to go in the way of the other, but that would be a fun little storyline for one of the shows.
• 42:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's all I'm saying.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I was in that right or something like showing him over the for the Sheridan.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, for the for the showing him like finally having to do some work on it.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's not and getting like super pissed.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's doing it.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's CBS in Paramount Plus, which obviously now they have a model, right?
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's going to be these westerns.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: But it's not going to be Sheridan.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to be Sheridan.
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, but you gotta make it like that because the other series are doing so goddamn well.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: That doesn't ranch as it like 18 million, it's fucking not stupid.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know who else tried to do a shared-in without shared-in?
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who?
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: Costner.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: And how did that work out?
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, he did a fucking, you know, you know, movies.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know, I know.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, the family lives in the crowded big woods of Wisconsin and a covered wagon traveling through the Midwest to settle in the unpopulated prairie of Kansas.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which is the Osage Indian Territory.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: We all saw this.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was a law cabin.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK. And the draw.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: The family faces malaria.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pre-refires intentions with the local engine aka Osage people.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: The climax in the rise of the revolution is just as the farm begins to flourish.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: The government rules that the white settlers are trespassing on Indian Territory.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: to avoid being forced out by soldiers, Paul packs up the wagon and the family sets off on a new journey.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay?
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, in this one, I would like to see Paul.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pack up is a little shotgun there and then just blow all these people away over and over and over and over again.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I think that'd be great.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then the wife and the kids are all kind of just they were doing I remember them doing laundry a lot in the river and then beating them on the rocks to dry it out and they just got to wash all that Indian blood out of their clothing over and over again and then the little girl little lower angles wilder just screams out.
• 44:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: Pop-hawk, I can't get the engines blood off your shirt.
• 44:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: Try harder, bitch.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then, you know, she's kind of banging away at this shit.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do we have actors and stuff already assigned?
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, we don't.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: And look, is this a poster?
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you could, Blue, if you could actually actually that scene that I just did,
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I could send that in as kind of my audition on tape and see where that lands.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, no, because they might shoot it here, you know, I might shoot it in Wilmington.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, just cut that clip of, you know, gone into.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: Paul, I can't get the blood out of your clothing, Paul.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shut up bitch.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Scene.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what we'll cut it right there.
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: I will send that into the casting directors and I think,
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think I'll have a pretty good shot at this, you know?
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think I'll have a really good shot at this.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, but in all honesty, this is a weird one for me.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: It really is, dude.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they have a fucking trailer?
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it looks like they do.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shut your horn mount.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it's funny, so they have actor.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do we call it a wagon in this situation or we still call it a trailer?
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nailed it.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Boy, I am.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: A three-tier jail.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's a load today.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, let's see this thing.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: a fresh start on my family.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: This will be our new father.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dad, Flix.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Welcome, Nanda Penner.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, that's drinkable.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I read CBS.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Post office, not church.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: They might have had a rough school.
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you think so small?
• 46:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: So small.
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, we wanted, right?
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, the house is small.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: What a bitch.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the mom.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're building a house nearby.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: They were neighbors.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: The engine.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: You can't feel if I were you.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: What about who's wrong?
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: What if I didn't let her hear her?
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're gay.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it to her be?
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's to her be.
• 46:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's to her be.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: But we don't have to be.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: How are we ever not do we try?
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a hard pass, friends.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't hear one gunshot in this trailer.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't see one engine, get his fucking head cut off, nothing.
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, so the first thing I thought when you were like, they're doing a share it in on Paramount without a share it in.
• 47:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't even think they're actually allowed to do that.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: It should be against the law.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're gonna make a Western on television.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's on Netflix.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't say Taylor share it in, go fuck yourself.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: God, damn it, down.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know, I mean, they're trying to work together with the Indians.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: We all know the outcome of that, you're fucking losers.
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're going to skip over the trail of tears part of the boy.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, what the fuck?
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: God, damn it.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to mad.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to pissed off mode.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really set me off, dude.
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: See some fucking death in destruction.
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: This, this kind of looks like the old bullshit, you know?
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, were they were just like learning lessons?
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you were learning lessons every fucking show and all that establishes why our parents let us watch it.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you know, no, I don't want to learn a lesson.
• 48:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to learn how to pack a fucking gun for 1868.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know it's a piece of cloth, coupe, then a bullet, some gunpowder.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, you're halfway there.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think the show could really flesh the rest of that out.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck me.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dude, put army hammer in this and let him go to work.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let him fucking cut off by the way.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: His wife inside the cabin.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Taylor Sheridan should be in talks with army hammer.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's how you come back, dude.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: In one of the hammers back, dude.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right, it would fit perfectly with what he just did.
• 48:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then,
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know what I mean?
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's gotten a lot better.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: You work, if you're that good in a U-bowl movie, yeah, yeah.
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's he's gotten good for real.
• 49:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Put him in one of those lioness type things or an old school western, but I think like a newer kind of sheriff in town.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Citizen vigilante, I say, Megas, you're my honest opinion.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Turn that into a series.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want him fucking kill everyone.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then just, you know, for the around set, just make sure he has a muzzle on and it's all good.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, can you type in, I saw a really funny picture behind the scenes.
• 49:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I love these, these BTS shots of these movies where it's like passion of the Christ.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it sees all fucking bloody talking to Mel Gibson.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 49:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pull up, not Army Hammer.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's citizen vigilante selfies.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's one in particular that I've I see it.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gonna make me
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: this my pants was laughed there.
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: See we got there it is.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, top left.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, me.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: I guess some context through all these people, all of them are about to get killed.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: In this picture and the fact that like these actors were so happy just to be working on their first film and they were like, hey, but I love that smile.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is the most pivotal scene in the movie too.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Or it's it's about a son who him and his buddies gang rape this chick.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: And
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: he's there to have to murder all of them and tell them how shitty the religion is, but they're just taking this happy, so deep in the living room, before army hammer blows all of them away.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: On set.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Damn it, I love shit.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: On set.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Could you imagine, they probably didn't know and they were just like, hey, we're just gonna, let's take it on set photo and then boom at the end of this, it's just the most violent, graphic fucking death scenes.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, that's so good.
• 50:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love shit like this so much, dude.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who is this, dude?
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: fairs, mongy official.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm all good on that.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm all good on that.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was good though actually for what it's worth.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you need a fucking Iraqi and something or whatever a Middle Eastern dude is your guy right now.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's Egyptian.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever.
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Same thing.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Same thing.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Same thing.
• 51:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: even more range, you know.
• 51:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Jesus Christ, man.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: What do we do?
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Lord, get it right.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do it.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you need an Italian?
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I found a finger print.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, he was a thumb print.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, man, it's all a fucking finger, bro.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's this?
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which one is this?
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit, was this out towards?
• 51:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's kind of easier.
• 51:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: No way, that's great.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, they just killed all my wife and family in myself to let's pose the director.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's awesome.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is the director the white guy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just having some fun on set, you know?
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kind of love photos like that.
• 51:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: I could look at those all day.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: A really good weird behind the scenes.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you remember there was a show we did maybe 10 years ago?
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if you remember this.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: We'll repold up the worst stock photos ever.
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you can think it, it's a stock photo.
• 52:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 52:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it was the most, I think the craziest thing I asked for was a girl in a wheelchair getting pushed into a pool stock photo.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: See if they have that
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just want to see if it's still on the internet and it exists, because that's the other side of this.
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So we're just like, ah, fuck man, I love it.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: But these people actually volunteer to do this picture.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they were like, what's this for?
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, some stock photos.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Stock photos.
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, there it is.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Top all the way up.
• 52:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: It says Getty images on it, but I'm right there.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's dead in the pool.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, look at the other one.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's dead in the pool.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, dead in the pool.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Second from the, you said get it.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: So they sort of do like this photo.
• 53:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: But this is getting, this is getting in it.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is a real stock photo that you could have purchased.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 53:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: The lighting's always really great and bright.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: And the guy shredded like this and you're like, what is going on now?
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then this poor woman had to pretend to die in the pool.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'll just get and chucked out of a wheelchair.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: What a great gig.
• 53:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: What do you go home and tell your family that night?
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: had a photo shoot.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, for what?
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: I had a photo shoot.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 53:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's there.
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like it seemed like there was a guy who was like young and shirtless and rips.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who was at the fucking photo shoot?
• 53:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Tell me right now.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: They had, I don't, I don't know his name was like Britchard.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: So, and what were you?
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Britchard.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Britchard.
• 53:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Britchard.
• 53:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Britchard.
• 53:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: We had to do a bunch of different things, but um, like I was in a wheelchair.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why are you wet?
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're soaking wet.
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was like a swimming.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was a swimming thing.
• 53:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I was in a wheelchair.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: And he was injured.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: There's one where he's actually
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, Richard.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Proposing to me, can you show him the photo shoot that I was in?
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: There it is.
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so he's proposing to me in a wheelchair.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: In a sent, in a sent.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then he kind of brings me to the edge of the pool.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think he's just going to let me walk, you know, kind of look over and then I feel yeah.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then I, I don't know if it was on purpose or accident, but then I ended up in the pool.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Richard.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Richard, I think it was Richard.
• 54:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure, and where is this going to be at, by the way?
• 54:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: They don't tell us, we kind of just get hired for the gig.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then boom, you're on Getty images the rest of your life scene.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's how this works.
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: That is how this all works.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: And they shoot these back to back like all this and then they're these the only three in the series.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did I shot a lot more, but yeah, but yeah, it didn't only through the use.
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, because we had a lot of different scenarios.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, by a pool and then hey, put your toes in the water.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're like me and they're like me in fact, and then you're dead.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I love it.
• 55:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love all this shit.
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I could I could honestly watch it forever because there's a lot of BTS shit like that.
• 55:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wish I could have gotten into.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: uh... like Gilbert Grape did the caprio stain characters a retard and is their shots at him like he'd be in jays like you know at lunch
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Uh, I don't know.
• 55:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, we're testing blue now.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: We're testing blue search skills.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: I, you want to see it Gilbert.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's eating Gilbert Grape to Caprio on the scenes behind the scenes.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Photos are what's called beats yes photos, but yeah, whatever.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see if we got any.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: We do.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, it isn't look retarded.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, it is.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, a little bit not one.
• 55:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: He actually looks
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: retarded and all of them, sorry, but it could just be like, he was younger, it could just be like his smile, because like you know the movie.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, like in this one, did he does he just look like that with the family right there?
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that one, the top would have just got the sweater on the Freddie sweater.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just want to see it from my own personal memory.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: The Freddie sweater.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, boom.
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: This one,
• 56:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love it.
• 56:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: I love it.
• 56:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, good.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just choose to believe that he lived like that for three months.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Off screen.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Off screen.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't go in the restaurants, parking in the handicapped space and just demanding shit from the bar at Applebee.
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, he was 15, right?
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: I went mozzarella sticks.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like he goes up to the Applebee's bartender.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I went mozzarella sticks.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Potato skins, no cheese, no bacon.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're like, oh, just a potato.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, just a potato please, and mozzarella sticks and that's what that's what I wish he was like I bet I have no idea.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I have no idea, but I can look at those photos all day.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: The other one, blue, my favorite one was Daniel Day Lewis eating as Abraham Lincoln in a breakfast place when they were shooting the Abraham and the town they were shooting the biopic, where as we know Daniel Day Lewis,
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was still in characters.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was still in character.
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think he lived in a log cabin like he does.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: He goes all the way for absolutely no reason.
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: But you don't think the Decaprio is method.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: So this is the difference.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, between the greatest actor of all time and then somebody who's pretty good, you've got to live this life, dude.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Abraham Lincoln is sitting in a fucking restaurant having breakfast.
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: He has the coat, I mean, he's wearing jeans, but he does have the coat and by all accounts that people in this town were like he would talk, you know, he would order as Abraham Lincoln.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is that true?
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I never heard that.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Stop it.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: Or else it wouldn't be that weird for him.
• 58:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he lived farther than you did than you need to go.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: He lived.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 58:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: And Axe, I understand staying in an accent.
• 58:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: So you don't lose it.
• 58:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: But like, yeah, dude, yeah, you got to stay in the accent.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: So you don't lose it.
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then obviously, we got to talk about Taylor Swift's wedding coming up here.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, here's what we know.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because one of my beef fries is in the wedding, and
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: He said, he had no idea they had a sign in NDA and even Travis doesn't know, Kelsey.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck is happening?
• 58:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which makes total sense by the way.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can't tell him what's going to happen.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, because he would have played everybody.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: He would have played everybody.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: So right now, if you can pull this up, there was fucking the national guard outside of Madison Square Garden once and I'd give a clip of this.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're getting ready for this wedding, yes.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: The National Guard.
• 59:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: How do you pull that off?
• 59:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: How do you call, how are you able to do it?
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: How are you able to do it?
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, here's what the confusion is.
• 59:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're trying to figure this out.
• 59:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: This morning is, I mean, they're loading in all this gear, right?
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a fucking stage.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jesus Christ.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sound equipment, is she playing a concert?
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it looks like it.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I heard that Paul McCartney is going to be performing.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Stop it.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Paul McCartney, Stevie Nicks and some other person that doesn't make it.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who is the third?
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, by the way, the guests have no idea.
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: No one has any idea what's going on.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: None.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not kidding.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's one of my homies, dude.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: He would have told me and he just goes, bro.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just know that I've got to be here at X and that's it.
• 59:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: That is really cool to be honest.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what I said he goes his first time his first wedding I've ever been to where I just signed an NDA and I go.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've never signed a wedding for an India, like I was signed an India for wedding.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is so fun.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: So apparently they're loading in pieces to build a full-on castle inside Madison Square Garden.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: I guess the castle that they were gonna use for whatever.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Go to the wide of this shot here real quick.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry if I'm using fucking director's speak.
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, so let's start right here, Jesse.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is exactly what it was telling you about the other night.
• 1:00:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: We were watching this bullshit on entertainment tonight.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: There is no in and out of Madison Square Garden without doing it outside.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it's then the middle of fucking Midtown for Christ's sakes.
• 1:00:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's hard.
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, if you're pulling out this much fucking equipment, this is not a setup.
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, you're not paying this much money to as a ruse.
• 1:00:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, not a ruse, but as like a meeting place, no.
• 1:00:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, no, you're pulling out stage equipment.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Or maybe it's the after, maybe it's the reception.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Word on the street, is there already married and it's just a reception.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: So is it just like a crazy reception party with a castle stage?
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: But why not perform or not?
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why not do this at any other venue in a mirror?
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think they tried noise ordinance.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Everyone around, like they couldn't do the big thing that they wanted to do.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: anywhere but a concert venue, right?
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Because they wanted to blow it out.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: So, you know, you can't do it in...
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you could put pirate techniques in there and shit, I guess, but... You could do it outside.
• 1:01:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: You could have been partly outside and inside.
• 1:01:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's going to be hot as balls there.
• 1:01:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't.
• 1:01:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, this is a bizarre one.
• 1:01:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, you know, I've been married for a long time.
• 1:01:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Would you ever want to get married in a fucking stadium?
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I'm a sports dude.
• 1:01:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, I love Ohio State more than life, right?
• 1:01:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: No point.
• 1:01:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Would I ever ask you to get married in Ohio Stadium?
• 1:01:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: That just seems fucking ridiculous to me.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a lot.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's a lot, dude.
• 1:01:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think she wants... Are these tickets?
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: What are these tickets for?
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can get tickets for July 3rd.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: So they're wedding.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, come on.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are you serious?
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what it says.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: So is this just going to be a concert celebration for everything?
• 1:02:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm sure that they had that.
• 1:02:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are they going to shoot a wedding?
• 1:02:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: They already got married.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: But now it's like, let's go fucking crazy.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it doesn't say what the venue event is from July 3rd.
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: It just says wedding.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's all says wedding.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you can buy tickets for the uppers are going for nine grams.
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Wedding.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Boy.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: The sad thing is people are going to pay this.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no doubt.
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow, has this leaked yet, to everybody?
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that says June 5th is when that came out.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, as it could be wrong.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, I mean, if it's still on StubHub right now, shit, is it on Dringabros tickets?
• 1:02:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Just how crazy this is.
• 1:02:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Go to Dringabros tickets, are we selling the ship?
• 1:02:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Here's what it would be like for our wedding, I just want to do a huge live podcast.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, I'm saying like, I want to work during my wedding.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to work.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right, but that's kind of if this is what this is, you're what doing a concert for wedding?
• 1:03:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's shit like this that makes me grateful that I married you.
• 1:03:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're worth it on your wedding.
• 1:03:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's cool, different fucking way and man, dude.
• 1:03:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: You had to type in Madison Square Garden on on.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Or in wedding, I guess, this is just called wedding.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, there's spray painted things on the bags here that say GP feelings speculation that it's a garden party.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's with the, um, the pieces are that are being loaded in again, they say look like a castle.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this is all breaking news.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fox is breaking this right now.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: More than a thousand guests are reportedly expected to be in Madison Square Garden.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: descend on midtown.
• 1:03:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: They already descend on midtown every single day.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: On the wedding day, guests will arrive at a secure reception tent and cocktail hours kick off so they can enter away from crying eyes.
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: According to a source, Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was another one that performed who, uh, Tim McGraw, I understand.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because they found her, I think, is a kid or something like that.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, and then just blocks away.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: New work will also be celebrating America's 250th birthday.
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: What could go wrong?
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's this man.
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: If they're, if you're going to have police there and not, uh, God, I've been to that, the fourth of July party in New York is epic.
• 1:04:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, I, I was in school.
• 1:04:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: And so we got my
• 1:04:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: these gorgeous on the river and there's just millions of people watching these fireworks and then it really is awesome.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like all it's fucking rad.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: I forgot that it's America's 250 on the Hudson River as well.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck off.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is going to be banana dick.
• 1:05:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
• 1:05:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right, so I'm seeing that it's going to be a two day wedding blitz at MSG.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: So the first day is going to be a hundred people allowed in that's probably the wedding itself.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, and then there's the splash your celebration for 1000 people the next day the next day on July 30.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, fucking hell.
• 1:05:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's wild.
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: all right.
• 1:05:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: What a nightmare.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: I all of it, man, doesn't seem like a good idea.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't go off without a hitch.
• 1:05:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: I would be does.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would be a friend.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would be afraid, me personally of somebody getting in that shouldn't, the police are going to be stretched then that weekend.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, your fourth July in New York is as big as Christmas in New York.
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Your stretch, bro, like, I'd be afraid that someone's going to happen.
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not kidding.
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's, and along with all the people that have already been arrested for fucking stalking her over the years.
• 1:05:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think she was, I think she was trying to plan a normal, like.
• 1:06:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: wears her place like Marilyn or something like a normal ocean house in westerly was a top consender early right i think she was trying to plan a normal thing and then she was just like you know what you know what i do know how to plan a fucking amazing concert and like
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: fun time.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: So I'm just going to do that because I can't I don't know how to do the like normal at the house the people come and are catered and hang on TMZ as a 30 seconds ago.
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can only get this here.
• 1:06:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, TMZ saying as a 30 seconds ago, they're dropping everything.
• 1:06:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, they're saying a massive castles being built inside of a garden.
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, I said.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:06:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, and this is going to turn into like a full fairy tale thing.
• 1:07:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, that's going to happen there.
• 1:07:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, It's a little weird.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Bread, bread crumbs.
• 1:07:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, she always labels everything with these easter eggs.
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: So they're saying the spray pain is intentional for people to guess what it is and they're saying also.
• 1:07:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: She might be dropping a garden party album next year.
• 1:07:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, the fairy tale wedding is coming on a fortress level security nailed at TMZ.
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Guess it required to sign an electric NDAs.
• 1:07:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: It just told you that earlier.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: And every invite is individually at watermarked.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: So there's no breaching these walls.
• 1:07:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is this set up like this is the new royal family of the United States?
• 1:07:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is what this feels like.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are we trying to become the candidates here?
• 1:07:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jesse?
• 1:07:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Are they?
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is this what we're doing?
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: It kind of feels like it.
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, but the candidates, like Carolyn and...
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Carolyn or royal, like a royal wedding or Kennedy's.
• 1:08:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like JFK Jr.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm a little scared to have a tiny little church in Georgia.
• 1:08:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it's actually the opposite of that.
• 1:08:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: But is this wanting to say, hey, dude, where the biggest couple in America, and this is what we're doing now?
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think Taylor Swift is saying that she's the biggest bride in America.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think she's saying I'm the only one that's ever gotten married and been in love.
• 1:08:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: And you guys should know that.
• 1:08:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: You guys are all losers.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Your all losers are going to be single.
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Come to my shows.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: But I am the head bitch getting married in a big way.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think they're going to be buried, have a kid.
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think all this is going to unravel pretty quickly here.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: It seems very, I don't know.
• 1:08:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: It seems weird and out of character unless on the second day, she's having her fans come to.
• 1:09:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: What if first day, you know, invite only, right?
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: How are you on religion?
• 1:09:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: How is coupon religion on crime corners?
• 1:09:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are you good?
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is the understandable religion?
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, I mean, I understand like different religions.
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, raised in a Christian cult's language.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's pretty smart.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, great.
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Any shot that Christ actually comes back down and does the vows for this.
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because this is what this is feeling like right here.
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: If it was going to happen, this would be the top.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is going to make her break all of religion, all of theocracy.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think so.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: This would be the time.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: I feel like it is, and if he does, cool, I'm ready to do it.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm ready to annoy them, the king and queen of America.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: And just given him an honor, it's like William and Megan.
• 1:09:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's the other one?
• 1:09:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Megan and Harry.
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, what's the real ones?
• 1:10:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: the William and Kate.
• 1:10:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, bozo ring and Kate.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:10:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: You ring and Kate.
• 1:10:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is who we got now.
• 1:10:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm all right with that.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: If this is, if we're going to pick out one couple that represents America, I think they do.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think they do.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: I've confused by the Kevin Kennedy reference, but I think they do want to become.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, the Kennedy's were watching the film.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, where they were like this.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm American.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to put it.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm American.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to put it.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'll see.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, and I think she also knows like this is the last hurrah where people care, so once you are married and have a kid, it's over.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Basically just married and like fully married.
• 1:10:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Mmm.
• 1:10:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: You saw what happened in Katy Perry.
• 1:10:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, like as soon as you do the wedding, nobody gives a shit anymore, which she knows.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: So this has to be the biggest last hurrah.
• 1:10:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, ever.
• 1:10:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I agree and I think this is filmed.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think they film this and release this song somewhere.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right?
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Some documentary movie.
• 1:11:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:11:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:11:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's got to be sure.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because that's the other thing too about Madison Square Garden.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: It hasn't been you.
• 1:11:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can shoot and then you can film in there.
• 1:11:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe Ben Stiller will be there with this New York next camera.
• 1:11:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shoot and some fucking court side shit.
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, she they film and monetize everything.
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: So this is going to be filmed in monetize, right?
• 1:11:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: And the pictures and all that shit is gonna eat up social media for the next two weeks, you know?
• 1:11:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: I just really thought, and I don't know why I thought this, but I really thought she was gonna be like,
• 1:11:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Can I just do a quiet?
• 1:11:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: I didn't have something.
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, something.
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: And you know what?
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: She maybe has already.
• 1:11:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Something to the hamps is.
• 1:11:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: And once this is over, I think your buddy can tell you whether he's already been to the wedding or not, like a smaller intimate wedding.
• 1:11:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, once it's over, it's over.
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because you're going to get photos.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think, but I think they already have done it.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: But like no one can say anything about that until the big,
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:12:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 1:12:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, but that's also pretty common where people get married before.
• 1:12:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: But in a ceremony with everybody that like your buddy, even, is not going to go to this one because he's gone to the other one.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's how I feel.
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 1:12:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 1:12:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now he's going to this thing.
• 1:12:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's going to this thing.
• 1:12:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:12:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's going to this thing.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: There was no other, usually, let's say you're going to get married and have a, you just have to go in and get the certificate.
• 1:12:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's just the two of you.
• 1:12:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then the ceremony can be the ceremony.
• 1:12:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: So,
• 1:12:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: I, what I'm saying is I think they already had a ceremony with the close friends and the idea that everything small and then this is just the, that's one of his best friends.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's no way.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm, I'm, no, I think he went.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, he didn't.
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: He didn't, I talked to him.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: He did not go.
• 1:12:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: So like, that would be a lot to ask if somebody, hey, come to two weeks of things and also the news where we're training, like they weren't training come to, like, and he was there.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: So he was physically in training camps, so no, the answer's no on this one.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: But this is gonna eat up social media for the rest of our lives.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: People magazine will put out a special addition issue.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm telling this, gonna be like a Kennedy thing.
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Inside the garden, the garden.
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: All the fucking hidden details and all that other shit.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, Derek's gonna be hilarious because he's gonna handle more mustache.
• 1:13:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: She said.
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I love that.
• 1:13:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I can't wait to see Derek's photos.
• 1:13:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's gonna be great.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, God.
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just all of them because they're all huge enormous famous football players where it's like, you got fucking Jason's gonna be partying, Jason Kelsey.
• 1:13:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Derek's gonna be fucking raging and
• 1:13:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then roll pat my homes pat my home and the Brittany my homes, you know, Brittany's going to get loose and then it'll just be like ice, spice and and high.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I think with them.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: There'll be no Blake, lively apparently.
• 1:14:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, hey, hey, that's a no.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: E.T.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: said no.
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was a no go that they don't talk or anything else.
• 1:14:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: And she's backing them to press today.
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: God damn it, man.
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Why?
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Again, she's trying to get this due to pay for the legal fees.
• 1:14:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Legal fees were $8 million.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no, man.
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, man.
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's weird how much people hate them, no.
• 1:14:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, even though I heard a mint mobile, sorry, they weren't going to sponsor us anyways, but like, they used to, they used to, but I heard a mint mobile that was like, he's talking about like, just do like I did and get your assistance assistant to call the phone company, you know, because you're so rich, get your assistance assistant, whatever, and it just didn't hit the same.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like it is funny to make fun of how rich you are when your wife isn't trying to get 8 million from the guy that she, I don't see, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Then it's just like, oh, your whole stick doesn't work.
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's your whole thing.
• 1:15:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's just ruined his career.
• 1:15:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's his whole thing.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think he did it too.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's part of that shit, so
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was a mutual thing at the end of the day.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, that came out this morning.
• 1:15:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, holy shit, lady, stop doing this.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: And she's not the judge just keeps saying no.
• 1:15:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: But she keeps trying in different ways on different days.
• 1:15:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: And it just the judge is still like, nope, still no.
• 1:15:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's still no.
• 1:15:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: And maybe one of the days, you know, she catches him at the right time.
• 1:15:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: He might say, all right, fine, half.
• 1:15:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:15:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: But it's no.
• 1:15:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, dude.
• 1:15:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:15:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is a fucking hard.
• 1:15:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 1:15:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:15:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 1:15:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Last part someone I wanted to ask you about here is this Bobby Altoff girl.
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: I never hear anything about her anymore.
• 1:15:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Remember he talked about her years ago.
• 1:16:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: She did the Drake thing.
• 1:16:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was Mary to guess, probably had sex with Drake.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: They got divorced and then just kind of disappeared.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now she's doing podcasts again and everything else.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Did she, I think she kept doing her podcasts?
• 1:16:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe, I don't know.
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't, I watched the one and it was just, wasn't my thing.
• 1:16:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think she kept doing it, but it was just wasn't as.
• 1:16:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: But the wild thing is, so she did the last interview with Oliver Tree before he died.
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I guess the family just said, hey, we're gonna, we'll green light it.
• 1:16:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can post it.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, wow.
• 1:16:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, that's a wild one.
• 1:16:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I could be were asking our kids were asking about it too.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was like, this is the guy that Jared.
• 1:16:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: was always talking about and I had no idea it was the same guy.
• 1:16:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you listen to his music outside of what he looks like?
• 1:16:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Music was pretty fucking good.
• 1:16:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:16:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, oh, shit, look at the cool.
• 1:16:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that how we stressed out?
• 1:16:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it is, yeah, this is, they posted a day ago.
• 1:16:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, good.
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just a puzzle, man.
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is classic, I love retreat.
• 1:17:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right, classic, all of retreat.
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Look at this.
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: You never know how he's going to show up.
• 1:17:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you paint his face when?
• 1:17:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:17:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's full.
• 1:17:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  [UNKNOWN]: Okay.
• 1:17:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: that's really funny.
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's also funny if he's just like talking normally like he's not in any of the right.
• 1:17:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is great.
• 1:17:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a short time.
• 1:17:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that's such a compliment.
• 1:17:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 1:17:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 1:17:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: What is your favorite type?
• 1:17:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear cut.
• 1:17:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you want to see?
• 1:17:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, why not?
• 1:17:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Take the elbow, how high off.
• 1:17:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is it real hair?
• 1:17:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, actually.
• 1:17:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I quite sweat and I got anything.
• 1:17:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, why?
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where did you get that?
• 1:17:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got it at Costco.
• 1:17:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's where.
• 1:17:45
  [UNKNOWN]: Go.
• 1:17:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: They had a, I think it was two pair of ones.
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a few of them.
• 1:17:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like four for 70 bucks or something.
• 1:17:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Almo costumes?
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you ever had told the truth?
• 1:17:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Of course.
• 1:17:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: What do you want to know?
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: So interesting, dude, man.
• 1:18:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I guess the family...
• 1:18:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: At least she was nice enough to ask the family, whether or not she deposed it, you know?
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:18:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: But that's fucking hell it.
• 1:18:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: The last interview you do is that fully painted his Elmo way to go, bro.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Way to go.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's really great.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's really funny.
• 1:18:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's really fucking funny.
• 1:18:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: That actually made my day today.
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Usually we end dark on this show and I was like, you know what, not gonna do it today.
• 1:18:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I had none something positive and this guy was always positive about life and all that other shits.
• 1:18:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just didn't know what was the same dude that Jared was always obsessed with.
• 1:18:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And finally, I don't want to come over to the house.
• 1:18:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah.
• 1:18:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: So weird.
• 1:18:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: And the guy just showed up, man.
• 1:18:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Kind of what was he?
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: And we just while we're watching YouTube videos and shit, like 25 and a row or something, but yeah, um, hilarious.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: And the music was pretty fucking good.
• 1:18:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Again, if you hear it outside the videos and you don't know what he looks like, I, you would say, like, yeah, it's a pretty big star or whatever, right?
• 1:19:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Then we just weird look, but yeah, that's a, that's a really fucking funny last interview.
• 1:19:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Then it's great, especially if you like, you don't have kids or anything else.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you're just like, how do you describe Oliver tree?
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Here you go.
• 1:19:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and it is Elmo and stitched in the back of the head so he couldn't even remove it.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:19:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there.
• 1:19:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'll definitely watch this later.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, I'm sorry.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: I can't take it off.
• 1:19:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: I can't take it off.
• 1:19:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck, that's great.
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I kids go to iTunes.
• 1:19:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Great show of five star and leave a quick review.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Also,
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, way.
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, we need the fucking ratings.
• 1:19:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:19:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: We need the ratings.
• 1:19:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: So please do that.
• 1:19:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: We also got some new shirts over there on drinkabros.com.
• 1:19:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: What do we got?
• 1:19:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, those two fiddys shirts are out.
• 1:20:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Some two fiddly phone cases for America.
• 1:20:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there's ringer teas.
• 1:20:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dude, I can get one of those fucking A. Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: What is that other phone case up there?
• 1:20:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that a melted face?
• 1:20:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: That looks dope.
• 1:20:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I like those ones, the two fitties.
• 1:20:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: The two fitties are awesome, dude.
• 1:20:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we made some for Fourth of July.
• 1:20:19
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• 1:20:25
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• 1:20:27
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• 1:20:28
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• 1:20:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I got the crime corner phone case right here.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Boobam, dude.
• 1:20:32
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• 1:20:34
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• 1:20:37
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