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Phone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Today is prank a coworker day. So Jose that coffee
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: you drank earlier, Oh no, you'll find out what it was,
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: and probably just a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Cubs, he's already in the bathroom. Yeah, the constantly.
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I only bring it up because one of our
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: listeners reached out to us asking us to prank.
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  Speaker 2: Her co worker. Okay, every day.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Buys a smoothie from a certain smoothie shop near their office,
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  Speaker 1: and we're going to reach out to her and let
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  Speaker 1: her know today's order. It's going to take a little
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: bit longer than normal, okay, but it's for a great reason,
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  Speaker 1: not even good.
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  Speaker 2: Great down hear it in your brand new phone? Tap
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  Speaker 2: right now?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, dude, dude, you gotta go faster, man, it's not
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  Speaker 1: fast enough.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, pick it up.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Sorry, this is Henry from City Smoothie.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Suzanne, Yes, it is.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: You placed an order with us about twenty minutes ago
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  Speaker 1: for a banana strawberry blast with an immunity boost.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, perfect.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: I just need to let you know it is going
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: to take a little bit longer than we thought.
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  Speaker 2: We do apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine. Okay, what's the sound. Are you guys
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: like under construction or something. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, we're just busy making our smoothies by hand?
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  Speaker 3: Uh making them? What do you mean by hand?
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Well, technically by foot actually today? What the groaning is distracting?
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  Speaker 2: Kevin? Can you keep that down? I mean, keep running,
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: let's just be quiet. There you go. I'm sorry about that. Man.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what's going on? What do you mean by foot?
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  Speaker 3: This is not normal?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Ol?
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: So I probably should explain you know how we're popular
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: for our green smoothies. Yeah, well, we wanted to go
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: green with the entire company and stop using regular electricity altogether.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: And that's why we've hooked up all the smoothie machines
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: to Kevin's treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to a treadmill.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, he's running on it.
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  Speaker 1: So he's powering the smoothie machines, or at least he's trying.
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  Speaker 2: Not doing a very good job. Kevin gott to pick
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  Speaker 2: it up, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: So wait, you're telling me that you're not using like electricity,
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  Speaker 3: Like your blenders are not plugged into the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, completely off the grid.
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: You're actually making this dude run on a treadmill.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean sort of. I'm not making him
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  Speaker 2: do it, though he wants to do this. He volunteered.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Is not even safe. I mean, it's just like legal.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Those are great questions. I don't really have the answer
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  Speaker 1: to those right now, but maybe i'll go look them
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  Speaker 1: up after my shift's over.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you should have looked that up before you started
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  Speaker 3: making him run on a treadmill to mix your.
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  Speaker 1: Again again, sorry to correct you, keep correcting you on this,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not making him do this.
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  Speaker 2: He's happy to do it.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like he's happy to do it.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: He wants to do it to save the earth.
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  Speaker 2: You hear that. He's going so green right now.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: He's not even wearing underwear.
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  Speaker 2: It's chasing, but you're dedicated. I appreciate him.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely. Not up to restaurant standards.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you that, Well, we're not really a restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: We're just a smoothie shop.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're serving food and are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: It's blended up food though, so I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: that turns. I don't anyway.
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  Speaker 1: By the looks of what's in your blender right now,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: I would say yours is going to be ready in
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  Speaker 1: about two hours or so.
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  Speaker 3: Two hours. No, that's not okay. I thought you just
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  Speaker 3: in a few minutes finish light.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do is, I'm just gonna put you
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  Speaker 1: on speaker here and you can yell at him and
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  Speaker 1: try to motivate him. Tell him that you want your
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  Speaker 1: smoothie to be made faster.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm absolutely not going to do that.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: No, it's okay, don't know. I really I really need
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: you to motivate me. You guys, he wants to be motivated.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: That's not motivated. Just tell him that you want your
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: smoothie now.
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  Speaker 3: No, I want him to be Okay, you did, there
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  Speaker 3: you go.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do that, Kevin. I'm sorry. Why
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  Speaker 2: do you stop? The orders aren't complete yet. I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel you don't get you don't get a break for
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  Speaker 2: another two hours, Kevin, Come on, now.
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe you should call somebody to see about him.
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  Speaker 2: We can do that when his two hour break is
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  Speaker 2: coming up. There we go, get your back. Okay. I'm
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: sorry about that, Susanne.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: So I put it on hill climber mode.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: That's how you know the smoothies are being blended. Better.
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: This is this is crazy and I'm posting this. This
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  Speaker 3: is going to go all over social media.
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  Speaker 1: Just s y, I oh good, it's going to go
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  Speaker 1: on to all of our social media too.
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  Speaker 3: Be sut down.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's we're going to be putting it.
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  Speaker 1: On our radio station social media when we post this
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. You're what my name is jeff from
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning And.
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  Speaker 3: My god, are you kidding me? Here was like killing
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  Speaker 3: this guy in the background.
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  Speaker 2: Can we wrote this? Even fake running?
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  Speaker 3: Is really the weeke up? Every morning was phone taps
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  Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.