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Phone Tap: Vino & Vito Costume Security · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your Halloween tap.
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  Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: And look who took a few hours off from running
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  Speaker 1: Mama's Old Italian Bistro.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes!
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  Speaker 1: Cousins Vito and Vino. And they have a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a different task at hand today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they do.
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  Speaker 1: They're getting paid to call guests from last year's neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: costume party to basically tell them, they got to step up.
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  Speaker 2: The outfits this year. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because if Vito and Vino were around last Halloween, this
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  Speaker 1: lady wouldn't have even made it to the punch bowl. Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Am I right, Vito? Yeah, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: You'll hear in your brand new Halloween phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? Is this a Mrs. Aaron P * * *? Um, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who's this? My name is V, though.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling regarding Alyssa's costume party this Friday evening.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance. I'm sorry, you're
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  Speaker 2: calling Alyssa? Like my neighbor Alyssa? No, I'm calling you, lady.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Alyssa hired me and my cousin Avino to make
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  Speaker 3: sure that there's no funny business regarding the costumes this year.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't that right, Vino? Okay. Yeah, don't try it.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: This is kind of weird. It's kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: singing telegram, but a phone call. I kind of have
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  Speaker 2: a lot going on right now.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody is singing, lady, but if you would like, we
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  Speaker 3: could start a little and the one.
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  Speaker 2: No. children i'm sorry i'm sorry i i don't i
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  Speaker 2: don't know what this is about but um.
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  Speaker 3: So again alissa hired us we are the gatekeepers of
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  Speaker 3: the costumes okay.
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  Speaker 2: I understand you're doing a thing but i don't have
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  Speaker 2: time for this so well.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at the list here and i'm looking at
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  Speaker 3: last year's costumes and you dressed up as a female
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  Speaker 3: what does this say It's just.
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  Speaker 2: A sad pile of leaves. No, I... You can't be serious.
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  Speaker 2: You dressed up as leaves, lady? I was Poison Ivy
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  Speaker 2: last year.
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  Speaker 1: Like the character, Poison Ivy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well... With the red hair. I get you, lady.
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  Speaker 2: Red hair, bunch of leaves. You don't gotta say no more.
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  Speaker 3: Okay? With all due respect, the costume, the way you described,
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  Speaker 3: I'd say I'd give it like a D.
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  Speaker 2: D stands for dumb idea it was not a d
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  Speaker 2: and everyone in the neighborhood took pictures.
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  Speaker 3: With me so however you think it turned out that's
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  Speaker 3: you think that's your own opinion okay i wouldn't go
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  Speaker 3: that far because to be honest i don't even know
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  Speaker 3: what that word means say it in italian but it's
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  Speaker 3: not It sounded smart.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: He's trying more lately.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I would hang up, but I know that you're through Alyssa,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm trying to be patient with you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so Alyssa don't want no dumb costume ideas this year.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she's paying us for. All right, so tell us,
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  Speaker 2: what are you dressing up as this time? We're going
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  Speaker 2: as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she is trying to win the most unoriginal costume.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Mito, I think somebody fell asleep in 2024. Looks
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  Speaker 2: like they just woke up.
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  Speaker 3: We need a time machine for it to be relevant.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, Mito, I think she can hear you.
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  Speaker 2: We should probably lighten up a little bit. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: can hear you. And you know what? If you don't
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  Speaker 2: want us to come because our costumes are so dated,
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  Speaker 2: then we won't come. But you know what you'll miss?
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  Speaker 2: You'll miss our sangria that everyone loves every year. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I do like a good sangria. Yes, but another two
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  Speaker 2: pitchy because it's stinging me and.
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  Speaker 3: My gums hey you don't want to hurt his gums
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  Speaker 3: lady all right that's the last thing you need then
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  Speaker 3: he gets crampy what yeah i will need a.
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  Speaker 2: My doll and a hot pack oh.
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  Speaker 3: My god sorry we're getting off track here let's focus
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  Speaker 3: on your delicious sangria because that's giving you bonus points
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  Speaker 3: off of your costume i mean seriously yes we need
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  Speaker 3: a three.
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  Speaker 2: Bottles Okay, let's lighten up a little on the booze.
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  Speaker 2: Look at here.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: All you got to do is dress up as the
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  Speaker 3: costume that we have pre-approved for use.
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  Speaker 2: What? Which is?
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be a peanut butter and a jelly sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Like a sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's more classic. You want us to dress up
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  Speaker 2: as peanut butter and jelly. Exactly. That's like a nice
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  Speaker 2: lightweight food tunic duo. I like that. It's quick and
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  Speaker 2: it's okay. I'm sorry, why? It's instant. Children, adults, even
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  Speaker 2: dogs will know what you are. No, we're not going
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  Speaker 2: to dress up as peanut butter and jelly. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Are you allergic to peanuts or something? Because you don't
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  Speaker 3: got to do real peanut butter, lady.
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  Speaker 2: It's a costume, right?
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  Speaker 1: Just wear a brown paper bag over you and make
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  Speaker 1: yourself sticky.
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  Speaker 2: Just stop, okay? She could do anything. She could do
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  Speaker 2: a schmear. I will lick you no matter what. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to just reach out to Alyssa because I
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  Speaker 2: have no idea why she would even hire you because
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  Speaker 2: whatever your job is, you're bad at it. Listen here, doll.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want this to get messy, so you're best
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  Speaker 3: to just do what we say.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to be peanut butter and jelly this year, okay? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you could be the peanut butter, he could be
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  Speaker 2: the jelly. That's the issue. How much do you get
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  Speaker 2: paid an hour to do this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, to do this prank phone call? Not enough because
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  Speaker 3: we are on the radio, lady.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what? Yeah, on the podcast and on the YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: You're pranking me on the radio right now?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is actually Jose from the radio show Brooke
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we are doing a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: This is Jeff. Sorry, Erin. My God, I've heard these
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  Speaker 2: on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Did Alyssa call you? Yeah, Alyssa listens to our show,
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  Speaker 2: so she set you up. She's, like, super excited for
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  Speaker 2: the party this year. My God, this is crazy. My
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  Speaker 2: husband is going to lose it.
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  Speaker 3: You know who's going to lose at his veen, though,
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  Speaker 3: if he has too many of them peach sangrias.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness, I'm getting hot flashes just thinking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.