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Phone Tap PODCAST: RFF · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tap. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the most nerve wracking moments of your life happens
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  Speaker 1: when you're sitting at home waiting to get some test
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  Speaker 1: results back from the doctor. Oh yeah, you know, you're nervous,
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  Speaker 1: you're scared, vulnerable. This is sad moment. You're basically primed
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  Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. I mean yeah, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: that's why today our own Brooke Fox calls a young
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  Speaker 1: lady who was set up by your boyfriend, and she's
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  Speaker 1: about to find out her test results came back. Fine.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe she believed me, by the way, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still like, oh really, she may be the most gullible
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  Speaker 1: person I've ever talked to. Right, because the doctor did
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  Speaker 1: notice something else before the examination even began. It's called
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  Speaker 1: ur F. You don't want it. You're about to find
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  Speaker 1: out what that means because she's got a bad case
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  Speaker 1: of it. In your brand new phone, tap right now
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  Speaker 1: two point five, you're a chance to win five hundred bucks. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Rio from doctor's office. I'm looking for mckennison.
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  Speaker 1: That's me. Hi, Hi, McKenna. How are you today? I'm
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  Speaker 1: credating yourself. Yeah, good, good. So I'm doctor's assistant and
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because you came in recently for
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  Speaker 1: some tests and he wanted me to go over those
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  Speaker 1: results with you. Oh great, thank you. M Yeah, typically
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  Speaker 1: we email the results, but I heard you were a
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  Speaker 1: bit anxious, so I thought I would just call you
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  Speaker 1: as soon as possible and let you know that you
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  Speaker 1: don't have anything to worry about. Oh I appreciate that
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  Speaker 1: too much. Thank you. Yep, everything looks all good there.
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  Speaker 1: But real quick, before we let you go, the doctor
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to ask you a couple of questions unrelated
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  Speaker 1: to the test. Do you have a moment, Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get right to it first. Has anyone around you,
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  Speaker 1: i mean family or friends, mentioned anything about how you
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  Speaker 1: look lately? Uh? No, huh. What do you mean like
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  Speaker 1: my complexion being part of it? More just your whole face?
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  Speaker 1: My face now? Huh? Okay, Now, do you ever find
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  Speaker 1: yourself in a room and suddenly everyone just leaves like
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  Speaker 1: you're left there all by yourself? No? Really, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? This is really strange. Oh, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: These are just questions. They are not meant to offend anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor was just curious. I mean, it could mean something else.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just taking some notes for him. Well, these are
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  Speaker 1: really weird questions to me, and if this is about me,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to know what's going on. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the back room right now. Are you alone? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Can we keep this between you and me? What going on?
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  Speaker 1: This is so weird? I know it's strange, but the
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  Speaker 1: doctor believes you have a medium to severe case of RF.
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  Speaker 1: Would we we play a case of what RFF? The
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  Speaker 1: medical term is resting flatulence face? What, yes, resting flatulent face?
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  Speaker 1: Is that we just said that? It's so strange. I
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  Speaker 1: think this is a mistake. Well, I think the doctor
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  Speaker 1: is hoping it's a mistake. He's just worried that your
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  Speaker 1: RFF has gotten worse since the last time you saw him.
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of and he's never mentioned that
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  Speaker 1: to me. And this is completely unrelated to my test.
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  Speaker 1: Like I do, I'm just reading his notes. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to tell you. He says,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like you passed gas, So, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: does sounds so ridiculous. I don't want to have RFS.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you actually come in. Have you looked in
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  Speaker 1: a mirror lately? Every day? I don't see anything different
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  Speaker 1: and does look like I'm passing gas? Like that is
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  Speaker 1: just the weirdest thing. I mean, I guess that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people who have it don't even realize it.
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  Speaker 1: You just get used to looking at your resting far
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  Speaker 1: face all the time in the mirror. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: that is so crazy. I don't think out of a
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  Speaker 1: resting fart face. Do you have a reflection or anything nearby?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just look real quick, and if it looks
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  Speaker 1: like you're constantly smelling a dirty diaper, you know you
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  Speaker 1: have it. Oh my god, I do not look like
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  Speaker 1: they're smelling a dirty diaper. I don't look like a
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  Speaker 1: but it does kind of sound like it though. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like the way your lips are making words right now,
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  Speaker 1: it just sounds like it. Okay, you're taking a lot
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  Speaker 1: of liberties here with telling me all the staff, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll have you know that everybody people are always funny.
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  Speaker 1: That I actually smile way too much. Okay, it's like Grandma,
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  Speaker 1: I'm even smiling if I'm yelling as you lady is
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  Speaker 1: so crazy. Yeah, well, I'm here to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: the doctor says otherwise, and so does your boyfriend, Jade,
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  Speaker 1: my boardfriend. Yeah, Jade thinks you have resting Flagelen's face too.
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  Speaker 1: What my boyfriend has with any of this, he has
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  Speaker 1: everything to do with it, because I'm actually not from
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  Speaker 1: the doctor's office. What. Yeah, my name is Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: I'm from Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning, we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Your boyfriend Jade set you up. He's like twelve. He
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  Speaker 1: really likes fart jokes, apparently, and he wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: run with it. I believe he said tell me. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what is this, RFF is not a doctor?
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  Speaker 1: Was Hey, that's me. No, he actually wrote and said
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  Speaker 1: you were nervous about seeing a doctor recently, and he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to make you laugh. Oh I got him, No,
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  Speaker 1: I really get him. I mean he's the one that
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  Speaker 1: described your face as smelling a dirty diaper that was
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  Speaker 1: not me. Oh yeah, maybe because he's the one who
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