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Feet Juice Revisited · Microphone Monkeys

1:04
SPEAKER_00: Here we come, walking down the street.
1:08
SPEAKER_00: Got the gold, no taxes to me.
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SPEAKER_00: Free to speak and free to trade.
1:16
SPEAKER_00: Markets up, no need for okay.
1:21
SPEAKER_00: Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: People say we're at our kids funkies.
1:27
SPEAKER_00: But we're too busy being free.
1:31
SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
1:34
SPEAKER_04: Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys, and this week we have the follow-up to our feet juice story.
1:43
SPEAKER_04: Circus performers shot in the neck, uniboobs, uh, we have Florida pastors banging uh underage boys, uh, and uh a Minnesota man putting spike strips in his long to get kids off.
2:01
SPEAKER_04: So that this will be an interesting one.
2:02
SPEAKER_04: We are light this week.
2:04
SPEAKER_04: We are down to the core crew.
2:06
SPEAKER_04: We have Dark Web Detmering, aka The Lurch of Liberty.
2:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you rang.
2:13
SPEAKER_04: And we have Mafia Mike of the soon upcoming sports podcast on Liberty Crack Media.
2:21
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
2:22
SPEAKER_05: The sport shakedown.
2:23
SPEAKER_05: Sports Shakedown.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: Watch out.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be coming out this coming Friday.
2:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: I know.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: Very nice.
2:33
SPEAKER_05: Run just before uh college football starts.
2:36
SPEAKER_04: Going into college football, they're talking about giving me my man card because I just don't know shit about sports.
2:43
SPEAKER_04: But I can learn.
2:44
SPEAKER_04: We could do a sports betting bookie uh regime for Ori County.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: We we actually have a uh a little episode part on it.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: It's called uh Paying Protection.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: And that has all the odds, over and unders, and everything that he's gonna be giving for the guys who want to do sports betting.
3:01
SPEAKER_02: But what's the in-house points for the mafia casino here?
3:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, we don't do in-house on that.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: We use DraftKings.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
3:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because we don't need the we don't need police uh knocking down the door over here for a legal game.
3:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're we're we're not uh we are officially not making our own book.
3:21
SPEAKER_05: Hey, you know what?
3:22
SPEAKER_05: If Trump couldn't get a casino here, maybe I can.
3:25
SPEAKER_05: Fuck Trump.
3:26
SPEAKER_04: We'll do the under the table casino.
3:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:29
SPEAKER_04: We're Native Americans.
3:30
SPEAKER_04: We can do that.
3:33
SPEAKER_04: Hey hook, we look at least one percent Native American.
3:37
SPEAKER_04: We're part of the Touchabooby tribe.
3:41
SPEAKER_04: Wait, we'll have the uniboob uh tribe little tie into today.
3:47
SPEAKER_05: It's a practice squeezing milk out of that bad boy.
3:52
SPEAKER_04: Mike was discussing the triple boob.
3:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know from uh total recall, yeah.
3:59
SPEAKER_05: One for the mouth and two for the hands.
4:01
SPEAKER_04: Two for the hands, one for the mouth.
4:03
SPEAKER_04: That seems like what once we go through our next there'll be three ass cheeks.
4:12
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
4:12
SPEAKER_02: One will just be uh we we couldn't find that over at Masters, so now we have to go to uh not enough holes.
4:17
SPEAKER_04: We're going down the list now.
4:19
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
4:20
SPEAKER_04: We'll find the mutant girls uh soon with the three boots.
4:24
SPEAKER_05: I I told I told Chip, he says he you gotta stop with these girls.
4:28
SPEAKER_05: He what were we talking about yesterday?
4:31
SPEAKER_02: What weren't we talking about yesterday?
4:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
4:35
SPEAKER_02: Again, the shakedown plan coming.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: When you have a cigar in hand, you have no idea where the conversation's gonna go.
4:42
SPEAKER_05: That's true.
4:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's why you have that uh podcast with the cigars.
4:46
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
4:47
SPEAKER_04: Liberty on nicotine, buddy.
4:49
SPEAKER_04: All these Cuban cigars, underground bookie uh clubs at a Myrtle Beach.
4:54
SPEAKER_05: We're gonna get shaked down by the FBI or something.
4:57
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
4:58
SPEAKER_05: Bring it on, baby.
4:59
SPEAKER_05: If the government, well, if I can't go to the government, the government's gonna come to me.
5:04
SPEAKER_04: The Kennedys are back in the federal government, so the Italians have to be careful.
5:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
5:09
SPEAKER_04: The last time that happened, they got scorched up a little bit.
5:13
SPEAKER_02: You listen to this sports podcast, or you you just, you know, might have your life in danger there.
5:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Will's German, so he has difficulty with the Italian.
5:22
SPEAKER_04: That's all right.
5:23
SPEAKER_04: We'll get it.
5:24
SPEAKER_04: Do Trump.
5:24
SPEAKER_04: That's how I know to get the drone from open.
5:28
SPEAKER_05: We can't we can't make him, but he'll be my hitman.
5:32
SPEAKER_04: It's funny, the voice you were doing is just Mike's voice.
5:38
SPEAKER_04: I remember when we met Mike at the gun show and he came up like squinting like Robert De Niro.
5:43
SPEAKER_04: I was like, get this man a microphone.
5:47
SPEAKER_03: I get this man on the podcast.
5:50
SPEAKER_03: Forget about it.
5:51
SPEAKER_04: Forget about it.
5:54
SPEAKER_04: Well, this first story is a callback.
5:56
SPEAKER_04: I forget how many.
5:58
SPEAKER_04: The stories are so random.
5:59
SPEAKER_04: And I did, I had an Edisto adventure with Will the other day.
6:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
6:03
SPEAKER_04: And we didn't get back in Myrtle Beach till about 3 a.m.
6:06
SPEAKER_04: And that was about six hours of driving total.
6:09
SPEAKER_04: Uh, for some campaign-related things I won't probably uh get into on the pod to associate ourselves.
6:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there you go.
6:16
SPEAKER_04: I I did hear the karaoke video is not to be released, so just so you know, we I won't get into details.
6:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
6:24
SPEAKER_04: But I'm still recovering.
6:26
SPEAKER_04: I think Will, he's been going on wild adventures still.
6:30
SPEAKER_04: I am not recovered at all.
6:32
SPEAKER_05: Will's on a string.
6:35
SPEAKER_02: Dynamic Dawn wore my ass out.
6:40
SPEAKER_02: She's still recovering from a broken femur, and I can't keep up with her.
6:44
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's just like yeah.
6:46
SPEAKER_05: Maybe I ought to break the other one and I'll slow her down a little.
6:49
SPEAKER_05: Holy shit.
6:49
SPEAKER_02: Well, thank thank God Joe was there to to help me out because man, uh and bless him.
6:55
SPEAKER_04: He oh Joe from the live stream.
6:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: And you know, he he is uh he is the I guess the best handler you can have for her.
7:06
SPEAKER_02: I think she has multiple.
7:08
SPEAKER_02: She needs a handler for each leg.
7:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, I think we're tag teaming trying to keep each other up on that.
7:14
SPEAKER_04: I wonder why it's not healing.
7:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, I mean, it it's it's healing.
7:18
SPEAKER_02: She's just working it too hard, I think.
7:20
SPEAKER_02: She is just she wants to be um walking around like a normal person right now.
7:26
SPEAKER_02: And it takes time.
7:28
SPEAKER_02: I mean, my god, that's that's not how healing works.
7:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
7:32
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
7:33
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
7:35
SPEAKER_02: She is just so uh dynamic and you know, pushing her.
7:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, no, she's just she's raw energy.
7:45
SPEAKER_02: When are we gonna wheelchair her into the pod?
7:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, anytime.
7:49
SPEAKER_02: Uh I mean, she's just been real busy.
7:51
SPEAKER_02: She's got a few more um uh new clientele that she's been doing um these different types of events and so on for for the uh dick broadcasting.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: And so uh yeah, she's just I mean, along with trying to recover, she's been working her tail off and and getting more and more uh customers and clients.
8:11
SPEAKER_02: And I just wanted to update you guys too.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: I talked to uh the uh the manager over at Voodoo Brewing, and on the 20th, uh there's going to be a tasting for Rebel Rabbit.
8:26
SPEAKER_02: And we are going to be uh giving out uh Liberty on Nicotine buttons for free for people who try it out.
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SPEAKER_02: So uh if you're in the Myrtle Beach area and you are anywhere near Voodoo Brewing over at Broadway at the beach, go and and visit to get another wonderful meal at uh Voodoo Brewing, get some of their fantastic beers and offerings that they have there, and try out some rebel rabbit and get your free button.
8:56
SPEAKER_04: Are we doing a live microphone show like it's Opian Anthony and uh interviewing the man himself, uh our rebel rabbit entrepreneur uh Mike?
9:07
SPEAKER_04: Mr.
9:08
SPEAKER_04: Costello, Mr.
9:10
SPEAKER_04: Baltimore Mike, aka Costello Mike.
9:13
SPEAKER_04: We can't get too many Italians in one.
9:15
SPEAKER_05: Hey, I'll I'll draft him in.
9:17
SPEAKER_05: He'll be part of the family.
9:18
SPEAKER_05: There you go.
9:19
SPEAKER_04: Part of the underground bookie uh regime we have started here.
9:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:23
SPEAKER_04: The mafia will live again.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: We'll mix our blood.
9:27
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: Take the blood oath.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: Um uh yeah, we could, I mean, we could see if we could set up something you know for that.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: That would be fantastic.
9:35
SPEAKER_02: We'll wing it, we'll figure something out.
9:38
SPEAKER_05: Special a special live podcast.
9:40
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I can't do live guys.
9:42
SPEAKER_04: Come on.
9:43
SPEAKER_04: He has these, here's a trauma history with these live live things.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll do Facebook Live, yeah, but we'll wing it.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: Because with well, you know, my my thing is when you do live broadcasts, you have to make sure that people have bandwidth for their uh for internet, and that when you're using someone else's bandwidth stuff, it is a nightmare.
10:04
SPEAKER_02: It's an absolute nightmare.
10:05
SPEAKER_02: You think, oh, everything's going well.
10:07
SPEAKER_02: Everybody comes in, they start putting their machines up on it, and then it gets slow.
10:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh upload speed is always crappy.
10:16
SPEAKER_04: That was a very Steve Hoffman calling phones machines.
10:19
SPEAKER_04: Machines.
10:21
SPEAKER_04: Putting their mechanical devices on the welcome to the machine.
10:26
SPEAKER_02: You're not here to defend yourself.
10:29
SPEAKER_05: That's right, Steve.
10:31
SPEAKER_05: Steve's been tripping too much and listening to Pink Floyd.
10:35
SPEAKER_05: Too many people.
10:36
SPEAKER_05: Welcome to the machine.
10:37
SPEAKER_02: He's not just talking about hemp anymore.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: His last episode is on industrial hemp.
10:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
10:44
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we've had a very good industrial hemp.
10:47
SPEAKER_05: So we got some weed with some good uh chemicals.
10:50
SPEAKER_04: Well, he'll get some ropes made out for Mike to the next meeting.
10:54
SPEAKER_04: To hang a few people.
10:58
SPEAKER_04: Make him swim with the fishes.
10:59
SPEAKER_04: Swim with yeah, work on it off the pod.
11:04
SPEAKER_03: Swim from a pole.
11:08
SPEAKER_04: Here's the thing, Don.
11:11
SPEAKER_04: I would like to have a very friendly religious debate.
11:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
11:17
SPEAKER_04: And I won't go into details.
11:18
SPEAKER_04: I don't know who knows what and what can be said.
11:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
11:22
SPEAKER_04: But I would like, as the the secular person of the group.
11:26
SPEAKER_02: No, no, let's be honest.
11:27
SPEAKER_02: It's the heathen versus the pagan.
11:29
SPEAKER_05: The heathen versus the heathen versus the pagan.
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SPEAKER_04: The dirty, unholy heathen fight against the uh spiritual.
11:38
SPEAKER_04: What scares Christians?
11:39
SPEAKER_05: We gotta get Darren in there, the atheist, too.
11:42
SPEAKER_04: Well, Darren's the Hindu.
11:43
SPEAKER_05: Oh, he's the Hindu.
11:45
SPEAKER_04: I am the atheist.
11:46
SPEAKER_04: Darren is the Hindu.
11:47
SPEAKER_05: Oh, we ought to put all three of you together.
11:49
SPEAKER_05: That's what I'm thinking.
11:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we'll start a religious war on the podcast.
11:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
11:54
SPEAKER_04: And uh yeah, I had a whole image ready and everything, having atheists versus Christian and pagan and Hindu with swords out.
12:03
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
12:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:04
SPEAKER_04: So I I'm excited about that.
12:05
SPEAKER_04: And uh Don had another friend who was also pagan.
12:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:09
SPEAKER_04: Which I think would be a really fun episode, but we'll have to wheelchair her in here.
12:14
SPEAKER_04: No, she will she will burst out.
12:20
SPEAKER_02: She drew the wheelchair out a long time ago.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: It's hard enough keeping her on the cane.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Uh she was running around that that place yesterday.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: I mean, come on.
12:30
SPEAKER_05: For your for your sake, you're lucky she's on the cane because she'd probably jump on you.
12:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh she she she was uh when we were at Myrtle Mania, we she was going into full break dancing mode.
12:45
SPEAKER_04: And Mafia Mike was the star of the whole thing up on stage.
12:49
SPEAKER_05: Uh yeah, she she had a lot of energy.
12:52
SPEAKER_05: She was flying around with that cane.
12:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
12:57
SPEAKER_05: Who's got the broken leg here?
13:00
SPEAKER_04: Don with a weapon.
13:02
SPEAKER_04: No one's safe.
13:03
unknown: Yeah.
13:04
SPEAKER_04: And you have Mafia Mike up there uh doing what what were the competition things they were doing?
13:09
SPEAKER_05: Like, oh, there was all kinds of things.
13:11
SPEAKER_05: It was a bunch of stuff on the table.
13:13
SPEAKER_05: I had to like get a straw and take uh macaroni noodles and pick them up and put them in a cup.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: I had to head button stuff uh cups.
13:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, I had to do that too.
13:26
SPEAKER_04: You didn't go up there, did you?
13:27
SPEAKER_04: I was never called up.
13:28
SPEAKER_04: I think they called Mike up twice.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: Well, no, he won the star.
13:32
SPEAKER_04: That's easy we're gonna do it.
13:32
SPEAKER_05: I won one and then I I represented the team.
13:37
SPEAKER_02: I just think you just avoided checking the box to participate.
13:40
SPEAKER_02: I checked it.
13:40
SPEAKER_02: I had the little pink bag.
13:42
SPEAKER_02: What are you kidding me?
13:43
SPEAKER_05: Randy was under the table.
13:44
SPEAKER_05: Maybe if I they don't see me, if I hide, they won't call me.
13:49
SPEAKER_04: My social anxiety.
13:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, maybe we have to get you back, Randy, to uh participate.
13:54
SPEAKER_05: Well, now I'm used to the place next door, so we'll put a donkey hat on you so they make sure they see you.
14:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but there's a lot more competition going on in the acrobatics and the other places, yeah.
14:06
SPEAKER_04: There was some butt cheek acrobatics on my lap at the next door place.
14:10
SPEAKER_05: From to that's where that's where he's shine next door.
14:15
SPEAKER_04: That was the main competition.
14:17
SPEAKER_04: How can I keep my money away from these women extorting us?
14:22
SPEAKER_05: He he had a string on the dollars.
14:25
SPEAKER_05: Here, here, honey.
14:26
SPEAKER_05: Like, like, like I'm taking it back.
14:29
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
14:31
SPEAKER_02: I would I would like to see if we could do our panel um recording at the masters.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: That would be interesting.
14:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
14:38
SPEAKER_02: That would be interesting.
14:39
SPEAKER_04: There we they crack down on any recording stuff, maybe even audio.
14:43
SPEAKER_04: They want you to know the song list or something.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, I hey, I I do have to say I was impressed with the song list.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: They were playing five finger death bronchit.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: Five finger?
14:53
SPEAKER_02: I tipped the the the uh DJ that was.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
14:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:58
SPEAKER_02: That was probably pissed the girls off, but yeah.
15:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:05
SPEAKER_04: We took out$11 to spread amongst six girls.
15:09
SPEAKER_05: This guy's saying question.
15:11
SPEAKER_04: Do you think they ever get offended?
15:14
SPEAKER_04: It's like we're sitting here dancing and twerking, and you're not giving us one dollar.
15:18
SPEAKER_04: Then you go tip the DJ.
15:19
SPEAKER_04: Do you think?
15:24
SPEAKER_04: I think that would be a great place to have the pagan religious war atheist debate.
15:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, Don's up for it for there.
15:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would be great.
15:33
SPEAKER_04: That we just need to get permission.
15:34
SPEAKER_04: We need to get that manager guy.
15:36
SPEAKER_04: We need to get the whole shebang, the whole thing.
15:39
SPEAKER_02: Do we need to get the money sweeper?
15:40
SPEAKER_02: Is he the one that will tell us?
15:42
SPEAKER_04: The money sweepers.
15:43
SPEAKER_05: We'll get you a shovel and a little broom.
15:46
SPEAKER_02: Hey, I'm for it.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: That's the that's my dream job right there.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: The moment Will saw the guy, the lady came up and twerking her butt cheeks and showing her titties, and then she walks away and the dollar bills are across, and this bald guy who looks like Lurch, which of course fits with Will, comes up with a broom thing, starts sweeping up the money, counting it up, and then you know, taking care of whatever's perfect.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: He's got an earpiece, he's wearing uh a jack, a suit jacket, delegate security.
16:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I was just like this is if he passes on, you'll fit right in.
16:17
SPEAKER_05: You'll look just like him.
16:20
SPEAKER_05: You already there's no loss.
16:21
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
16:22
SPEAKER_04: You already could have taken him out in the bathroom and just put a suit on.
16:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you wouldn't even know the difference.
16:27
SPEAKER_04: Like mentioned to Pople.
16:32
SPEAKER_04: That uh that is the ultimate career path.
16:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:36
SPEAKER_04: In Europe, they have waiters and waitresses have a career path in being a waitress and all these things.
16:41
SPEAKER_04: You would be the lifelong money sweeper.
16:43
SPEAKER_04: Money sweeper.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: That should be the new podcast.
16:46
SPEAKER_04: We keep putting a lot of new podcast work on you.
16:50
SPEAKER_04: Which is why I have no sleep.
16:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:52
SPEAKER_04: Which is why he hasn't recovered two days later.
16:54
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
16:55
SPEAKER_04: Well, and the reason I brought that up is I woke up less than an hour ago and I went, oh my God.
17:01
SPEAKER_04: And I live about 15 minutes, maybe 20 minutes from Will.
17:04
SPEAKER_04: So I had to, and not saying I did anything illegal in this hands-free state, but I had to use my AI prompt plus look up stories while driving to Will's.
17:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, heaven forbid you look up the stories a day before head end high.
17:19
SPEAKER_04: I'm not Steve Hoffman.
17:22
SPEAKER_04: Steve Hoffman's the one and he'll spend a week doing an encyclopedic uh manual.
17:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_04: And I do it on the drive on the way here.
17:30
SPEAKER_04: I guess it's better than just talking about it.
17:34
SPEAKER_04: It's been what, eight months now of doing the pod?
17:36
SPEAKER_04: And I'm still that's why we have such a quality podcast because we do so much preparation.
17:42
SPEAKER_04: So much preparation.
17:43
SPEAKER_04: This is like uh uh what is it, Tina in the morning at wave 104?
17:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, a lot of professional prep work.
17:51
SPEAKER_04: We just rely on our charisma and our personalities to do it.
17:54
SPEAKER_04: We wing it.
17:55
SPEAKER_04: We wing it.
17:56
SPEAKER_04: Long story short.
18:00
SPEAKER_04: But after we get this pagan Hindu religious war debate started, yeah, and I have a way of enraging religious people, including Darren, our Hindu friend.
18:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:10
SPEAKER_04: Many, many Christians, but I want to do it with pagans as well.
18:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_04: I think that would be a lot of fun.
18:16
SPEAKER_05: I don't recall.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: I think I have a good way of enraging you because I've enraged a lot of uh atheists, yeah.
18:24
SPEAKER_02: That's why we have to start the religious war.
18:25
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
18:26
SPEAKER_04: This would be a lot of perfect content.
18:28
SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, I can kind of fit in all of you guys.
18:31
SPEAKER_05: Because I read a lot about religious.
18:34
SPEAKER_02: You homosexuality.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: No, no, I'm not a priest now.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: Don't put me in that category.
18:40
SPEAKER_05: That's a theme to make it.
18:41
SPEAKER_05: I'm not diddling little kids.
18:44
SPEAKER_04: I can kind of fit in Ollie again, I guess.
18:49
SPEAKER_04: He has his own Boy Scouts.
18:52
SPEAKER_04: Religious uh preaching Boy Scouts.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, this is definitely gonna have to have the check mark saying it's adult content.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: This is gonna get flagged on uh Facebook.
19:05
SPEAKER_04: I remember when I was posting some of these on some other uh Facebook groups, they were like, dude, what the fuck is this podcast?
19:14
SPEAKER_05: What the hell did you just be like anybody else?
19:18
SPEAKER_04: That's the thing, you have to be unique, have to market it.
19:21
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
19:22
SPEAKER_04: But I I will say, leading into because right when it hits the 20-minute mark, we'll jump in the stories.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: I have been a 20-year atheist.
19:29
SPEAKER_04: And what made that happen for war?
19:32
SPEAKER_04: What made it happen?
19:33
SPEAKER_04: My mom and my family, Montana's Christian, and but I was never brought up really Christian, it just default Christian.
19:40
SPEAKER_04: And my mom wanted to start going to church when I was in high school, so I started looking up denominations.
19:45
SPEAKER_04: And I went down this two-week thing because I didn't want to like waste my time.
19:48
SPEAKER_04: I wanted to pick the right one.
19:49
SPEAKER_04: It's already red flag.
19:51
SPEAKER_04: This is what led to me being atheist two weeks later.
19:54
SPEAKER_04: So the right one.
19:56
SPEAKER_04: I love this.
19:57
SPEAKER_04: You know, of course, applying any sort of proof standards to this is not doesn't mix well with religion.
20:03
SPEAKER_04: But that yeah, that's my view.
20:05
SPEAKER_04: But uh I ended up they they had this uh what is it, Dante's Inferno?
20:11
SPEAKER_04: What's the one where they have the spiral of different levels of hell?
20:13
SPEAKER_04: Dante's inferno.
20:14
SPEAKER_04: I saw Renaissance paintings, and they were and it has the seven levels.
20:19
SPEAKER_04: Seven levels, yeah.
20:20
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if that's like a Catholic thing or Burgador, no, just Norris.
20:25
SPEAKER_05: Well, it's funny because I saw this Renaissance century or something like that.
20:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, some medieval stuff.
20:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I saw this painting and they were all they were comparing different versions of hell.
20:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and it was like a magnetic field flipping.
20:37
SPEAKER_04: They they were so absurd, and I don't know what paintings I was looking at, but they had little gremlin demons on different levels, and I just like, oh, this is all made up, and it never unflipped again.
20:48
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's how that's how the Bible got the descriptions of heaven of hell.
20:54
SPEAKER_02: Well, Judaism doesn't have a book because we're here.
20:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Ben Shapiro had a thing.
21:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is this is Friend of the Show, Ben Shapiro.
21:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, uh, had a thing about they don't that whole uh this is where they were cast down here, yeah.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: Where you and I are in the Masters Club.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, head.
21:14
SPEAKER_04: And the Masters Club with Darren, you have uh karma and coming back as a butterfly or as a toad or you know what?
21:22
SPEAKER_05: Coming back as Jaws.
21:25
SPEAKER_04: That's a very third grader view.
21:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't care.
21:29
SPEAKER_04: I love to eat.
21:32
SPEAKER_04: I'm coming back as a great white shark.
21:36
SPEAKER_04: But I wonder what the pagan view is.
21:38
SPEAKER_04: Do they just go to hell like it's Black Sabbath?
21:41
SPEAKER_04: Black Sabbath, yeah.
21:42
SPEAKER_04: Just go shoot dice and uh shoot guns and Ozzy Osborne third God.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: Paganism is more of naturism and spirituality.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: See, this is yeah.
21:54
SPEAKER_04: We'll get into the great religious war, but uh I think getting pagans, Hindus, Buddhists, I know there's a Buddhist monk thing around here, uh Darth Myrtle.
22:03
SPEAKER_04: We need to have full out war and have fun podcasts.
22:07
SPEAKER_05: Uh that would be fun.
22:09
SPEAKER_02: You're you're always thinking that there's controversy in the world.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm always attacked, that's why.
22:15
SPEAKER_02: Looking at it as there is so much that is uh similar in all these things.
22:21
SPEAKER_05: There is there is a connection to all except for maybe the atheist.
22:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_04: Well, there is this little thing known as science.
22:28
SPEAKER_04: That's a little bit of a problem with the city.
22:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, if you're if you're a smart, but then maybe yourself as a scientist, not an atheist.
22:37
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's empiricism and David Hume and the Enlightenment.
22:41
SPEAKER_04: So the I I have some instigating things.
22:45
SPEAKER_04: It ought to be fun.
22:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
22:47
SPEAKER_04: It would be so much fun.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: We could even get Catholic versus Protestant, we could get a Seventh day Adventist in here, maybe get a Mormon.
22:54
SPEAKER_05: We get a Muslim, we get a Oh yeah.
22:57
SPEAKER_04: There's not too many of those around here, but we could find some.
23:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I can find them.
23:01
SPEAKER_04: I see them in Walmart.
23:03
SPEAKER_05: We do have Walmart.
23:04
SPEAKER_05: Look for the towel heads.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: When you guys are thinking a Muslim here in Myrtle Beach, no, you're not going to see the the Middle Eastern Muslim.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: We have a ton of Muslims here that are from uh Russia, Albania, um Russia, that area.
23:16
SPEAKER_04: They're from my neck of the woods, the old Eastern Europe.
23:19
SPEAKER_05: Eastern uh Eastern Eastern bloc.
23:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but yeah, but the the they uh shoot, I'm trying to think of the it begins with the B, but anyway.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: Um but yeah, there they're uh there there is a population of Muslims here that that are in this area.
23:35
SPEAKER_04: That would be interesting.
23:36
SPEAKER_04: There, I don't want any Al Akbar uh I don't want the debate to get that heated.
23:41
SPEAKER_05: Are you afraid to get blown up or something?
23:44
SPEAKER_02: Well they're the pagans.
23:45
SPEAKER_02: The guy doesn't have a god to fall back on.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: No wonder he's he's paying attention.
23:51
SPEAKER_02: You would have everybody else that has a god.
23:53
SPEAKER_02: Risk management here.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: You would be the word protected, you know.
23:58
SPEAKER_05: He's he's he's got stars.
24:03
SPEAKER_04: He's gonna be decaying like a flower.
24:06
SPEAKER_05: Or maybe an alien.
24:07
SPEAKER_04: Maybe the that's where Bill comes in.
24:10
SPEAKER_05: I wonder what the reptilian see, we can add Bill to that one because he'll use the aliens as the god.
24:17
SPEAKER_02: Which I want our listeners to know today, which is a Friday when we do this.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, when we do this recording, today was the premier episode of Monkey Wrench in the system.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: In the system.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: And it was a blast.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: I know.
24:35
SPEAKER_02: And I barely got it up.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: Because you're looking at talk dirty like that.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: He's talking at me and I'm sitting there.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you just put it up.
24:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's live right now.
24:46
SPEAKER_02: It is, yeah.
24:47
SPEAKER_04: Beautiful.
24:47
SPEAKER_04: Both of those conspiracy podcasts with Bill have been a complete blast.
24:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I was there for the first one.
24:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
24:54
SPEAKER_04: Well, and you know a lot about the conspiracy stuff.
24:56
SPEAKER_04: That's why we need you on them.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: I know.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: I just couldn't.
24:59
SPEAKER_05: Well, you didn't.
25:00
SPEAKER_04: It was a weird Tuesday one, yeah.
25:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it was on Tuesday.
25:03
SPEAKER_05: Sunday I'm more available.
25:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:05
SPEAKER_05: Are we doing it uh Sundays?
25:07
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we're doing it Sundays.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: Sundays at 11.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: We'll have to group text that again.
25:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just kick hit.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure we're gonna show up at our place and then we're gonna 11 o'clock on Sunday.
25:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're gonna have a line at the door here.
25:22
SPEAKER_05: We're gonna call the cops thinking we're someone from the hair.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: Everybody with a tinfoil hat will be lined up.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: Just go to the forum.
25:28
SPEAKER_05: The Martians Sunday at 11 at the end.
25:30
SPEAKER_05: We got the aliens and the Martians, everybody lined up at the door.
25:35
SPEAKER_04: They'll let you write in.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: Right.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: Welcome to Surfside.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:40
SPEAKER_04: What other isn't there the Orthodox Christians?
25:43
SPEAKER_02: Like Eastern Orthodox or Eastern Orthodox, and then you've got the traditionalist Catholics too that are in a true religious war.
25:53
SPEAKER_02: In a true battle war.
25:54
SPEAKER_05: You got the Ethiopian Catholics, you can't forget them.
25:58
SPEAKER_04: Ethiopian Jews?
26:00
SPEAKER_05: No.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: There are, I think.
26:01
SPEAKER_05: They no, they're not.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: They're not the real ones.
26:05
SPEAKER_02: There exist Ethiopian Jews.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, but they're but they're also um Ethiopian Christians that have church, yeah.
26:14
SPEAKER_05: Because their Bible has sixteen more books than the Catholic Bible.
26:20
SPEAKER_05: Enoch and these are all in actually Enoch is a big story on what you were talking about.
26:27
SPEAKER_05: The seven heaven, the tall, the giants, also the seven heavens.
26:32
SPEAKER_05: The seven layers of heaven.
26:34
SPEAKER_04: Which is interesting because the in Revelation, the seven heads are references to Rome.
26:41
SPEAKER_04: Purple and scarlet is a reference to Rome.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: Allegedly.
26:45
SPEAKER_04: And in Revelation, they start each of these passages with this requires wisdom and understanding every time they use coded language.
26:51
SPEAKER_04: And the the number of the beast is the number of a human.
26:55
SPEAKER_04: And it's that passage starts with this requires wisdom and understanding.
26:59
SPEAKER_04: And 666 and 616 in Latin and Greek translate to Nero Caesar.
27:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but 666 is the computer.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: But uh there's also controversy as to whether the the the number six is the actual literal transition of or translation of the the original text.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: It may not there may not be any sixes that have shown up from the original text.
27:26
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, who knows?
27:28
SPEAKER_05: I can show you on how the computer is six, six, six.
27:33
SPEAKER_05: And think about it, you can't clone.
27:35
SPEAKER_05: This is why we need them on the bill pond.
27:37
SPEAKER_05: This is why you can't clone a man without the computer.
27:41
SPEAKER_05: Because they the the computer is what broke down the DNA for the mapping to be able to clone.
27:50
SPEAKER_05: Think about the Tarran of Jesus, they have the blood on it, right?
27:54
SPEAKER_05: They can clone Jesus.
27:56
SPEAKER_05: The shroud of Jesus.
28:00
SPEAKER_05: The children of Jesus.
28:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's the blood, supposedly the blood on it, so they can take that blood and create another Jesus.
28:08
SPEAKER_04: Think about that.
28:10
SPEAKER_04: But remember we talked about 23MEs looking at alien DNA.
28:14
SPEAKER_05: And you can't have an all-out nuclear war without a computer.
28:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh, interesting.
28:19
SPEAKER_04: What about the black Israelites?
28:22
SPEAKER_04: I saw them in New York City.
28:23
SPEAKER_04: Do we have them in Myrtle Beach?
28:25
SPEAKER_02: No.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: No.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: Do not have them.
28:28
SPEAKER_05: Those guys.
28:28
SPEAKER_05: Damn.
28:29
SPEAKER_05: The Israelites, they followed me down here when I moved here.
28:32
SPEAKER_05: There was a bunch of them with the with the what are they called?
28:37
SPEAKER_02: They had the hat with the long oh, those are um aesthetic Jews.
28:42
SPEAKER_05: Acidic, aesthetic, acidic, I don't know.
28:48
SPEAKER_05: Those are the rabbi uh hardcore Jew people.
28:51
SPEAKER_05: They were following me down here.
28:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:55
SPEAKER_05: I think they were saying, we're gonna make sure this one leaves to New York.
29:00
SPEAKER_05: It stays down there.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: I just want our listeners to know that I I I said H acidic, but it didn't it it sound like acidic and then what it was acidic.
29:11
SPEAKER_05: And no, we're not drinking here or smoking.
29:13
SPEAKER_05: Well, they have a few legit leaves.
29:15
SPEAKER_04: They have a few synagogues up here.
29:17
SPEAKER_04: What's that?
29:18
SPEAKER_02: They have a few synagogues up here with the churches and stuff.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: We have a we have a school that's here too, uh, for uh for some because we do have ascitic Jews that are that are here in this area.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: It's very, very big population.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: Most of the uh what do you call those uh uh those those shops that are there with the beach shells and stuff.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those are owned by uh you mostly primarily Jewish.
29:46
SPEAKER_02: I won't name the company again that I used to work for.
29:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:50
SPEAKER_04: But it was owned by a Jewish lady who wasn't religious.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: And now it's nothing to do with Jeff, who should not be named.
29:56
SPEAKER_04: Jeff shall not be named.
29:57
SPEAKER_04: I wanted to use the third nickname.
29:59
SPEAKER_04: I I thought it was brilliant, but he he didn't want it, so it's just L Hefe.
30:03
SPEAKER_04: Uh the Connecticut Cunning Linguist, which is Mike is also from Connecticut.
30:08
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
30:09
SPEAKER_04: But our friend Jeff.
30:10
SPEAKER_04: But he's not much of a linguist, so we're not safe right here.
30:13
SPEAKER_04: He has his own language and accent he uses.
30:15
SPEAKER_04: Forget about it.
30:17
SPEAKER_04: It's just called uh Little Italy, yeah, is uh is Mike's accent, but she would get a lot of Israeli owners, and there was uh Rabbi Jacob, I don't know what synagogue or whatever he's associated with here, but they were like ultra-Orthodox Jews, and they would show up at the property, think they were helping an outside state owner.
30:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:38
SPEAKER_04: And he showed up in this, it almost looked like a hearse or like a little limousine or something.
30:42
SPEAKER_04: Right.
30:43
SPEAKER_04: And he had this younger Orthodox Jewish kid driving it.
30:46
SPEAKER_04: And I don't know if he had a license or not.
30:48
SPEAKER_04: Who cares?
30:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
30:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Jews get away with everything.
30:53
SPEAKER_04: It's like the Amish, just let them do their own shit.
30:55
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
30:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
30:57
SPEAKER_04: But he ended up, they were about to leave, and Rabbi Jacob got in the car and the kid had it in forward instead of reverse, and almost drove his car through one of the units and went onto the sidewalk and then had to back up.
31:09
SPEAKER_04: So I had a couple uh orthodox Jewish interactions.
31:13
SPEAKER_02: They're more libertarian than everybody uh gives them uh gives them credit for.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, I mean, it it would be a lot of fun.
31:23
SPEAKER_02: As a matter of fact, uh what we should probably do is um along with your stuff, we should go and visit different um uh church and synagogue services.
31:35
SPEAKER_02: They might consider that a hate crime.
31:39
SPEAKER_02: It's the sit in their their thing and you don't yell or or protest during it.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't go through that.
31:48
SPEAKER_05: You guys are amazing.
31:49
SPEAKER_05: You go from strip joints to church now.
31:53
SPEAKER_05: The good church.
31:55
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
31:56
SPEAKER_04: He finally put those Chinese sex robots away.
31:59
SPEAKER_05: No, no, but it was it was the strippers that drove me to church.
32:05
SPEAKER_05: Full circle.
32:06
SPEAKER_04: That's a name.
32:12
SPEAKER_04: This would you think they'd let us in?
32:14
SPEAKER_04: If we just went to a synagogue as to uh I do have, I and this is could also be a theme.
32:20
SPEAKER_04: Been been to synagogues?
32:22
SPEAKER_05: I got the Russian Orthodox church right across the street from my house.
32:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
32:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Orthodox Christians?
32:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
32:29
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
32:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, here's the other thing.
32:31
SPEAKER_02: Uh I'm Lutheran, as you can tell from my mug is up there.
32:34
SPEAKER_02: Can you see that?
32:35
SPEAKER_02: Stubborn Germany Lutheran.
32:38
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: Um Martin Luther.
32:40
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
32:41
SPEAKER_02: And uh we had Ash Wednesday, you know, this past Ash Wednesday.
32:47
SPEAKER_02: The church, which is the Lutheran church, which is just like right across the street from here on 62nd Avenue, their service edit that out on X Avenue next to the forum.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, uh, they uh their service was not at a time that was convenient for me because I had you know recordings and stuff, but there was a really early service at the Catholic Church, St.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: Andrews.
33:15
SPEAKER_04: Okay, they're letting just Lutherans and Catholics just intermingle here.
33:19
SPEAKER_02: They didn't have me give them a card or something like that.
33:22
SPEAKER_02: I went, I just I had my ashes done.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: I did, you know, everything else.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: Don't Catholics do the ash thing too?
33:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:29
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
33:29
SPEAKER_02: And so so I went and I got my ashes.
33:32
SPEAKER_02: I got the I did the service, the entire service.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: I took communion.
33:37
SPEAKER_02: Um, you know, I didn't ask permission.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, of course, you know what my thing is, you ask for forgiveness more than permission, and that makes life easier.
33:46
SPEAKER_02: But most of the people there thought, you know, because I was familiar with everything that was there.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: I mean, there are things that I, you know, I don't participate in.
33:56
SPEAKER_02: We don't do we don't do the Hail Marys and so on, but I did all the Hail Marys and everything else that was there.
34:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:02
SPEAKER_02: So um Yeah.
34:04
SPEAKER_04: This is back to the Mission Impossible impersonation uh thing.
34:08
SPEAKER_02: No, I it doesn't, it doesn't it, you know, the the intent and everything was the same.
34:14
SPEAKER_02: So and and again, that's the same if I go to synagogue, you know, and I'm I'm learning a little bit.
34:20
SPEAKER_02: Uh I always like the modern synagogue because they they have it in um they don't have it in Hebrew all the time.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh like Reform Jews, Catholics.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: No, no, it's just regular most of the regular synagogues don't they'll have a little bit like uh a little bit of things in in Hebrew, but the the actual uh a lot of the content and and stuff is done in English or whatever the home language is and so on.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: So uh but yeah, it it because I mean when you have trad uh trad Catholics, a lot of times they don't have any English, they just do it trad Catholics will do it in Latin.
34:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
34:57
SPEAKER_02: And that's why there's a war.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: The the the the current uh Catholic Church is trying to stamp out the trad Catholics.
35:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, with Pope Francis because then it'll be given out the real information that the cat that the Roman Catholics don't want to hear.
35:14
SPEAKER_05: Well, and here's the basic fixment.
35:16
SPEAKER_04: Then they'll understand uh you know, well, the Catholic Bible, just like the Ethiopian Bible, doesn't that have books that aren't in the uh didn't Martin Luther, old old Luther guy there, edit some out or no, no okay.
35:30
SPEAKER_05: There's no extra books in Catholic uh No, not in the Catholic No Catholic's got uh there's eighty-one in the Ethiopian Bible, and there's 70 what 76 and the Catholic?
35:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well no, uh 66, excuse me.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: Just up in the last few years, uh St.
35:56
SPEAKER_02: James uh Bible was the one that was for the American or the King James, excuse me.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: King James version of the the Bible was the official version for the American Lutheran churches, uh, but now they've they have accepted, you know, some of the things that we're gonna do.
36:13
SPEAKER_05: I I don't like the King James.
36:14
SPEAKER_05: All that die that talk to me in regular English.
36:18
SPEAKER_05: There is some controversy about regular English.
36:22
SPEAKER_05: Not that English, English.
36:23
SPEAKER_04: There was some controversy about King James removing a couple passages.
36:27
SPEAKER_04: I can't remember from memory right now, but I think uh it wasn't a Trinity one, it might have been one of the something related to whoever the monarch king was wanted certain a couple passages removed.
36:38
SPEAKER_05: Right.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: But it's interesting, we just talked about Revelation.
36:41
SPEAKER_04: The Catholic Church didn't accept the book of Revelation for like over 500 years.
36:46
SPEAKER_04: Right.
36:46
SPEAKER_04: The John of Patmos Revelation book.
36:48
SPEAKER_04: Right.
36:49
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
36:50
SPEAKER_02: That's true, that's true.
36:51
SPEAKER_02: And um uh of course, at Martin Luther's time, what was controversial is that he uh was the one who was who adopted outside of the Catholic Church, adopted the Gutenberg Bible.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: Printing pressure because that was actually in his language, and he encouraged people to read.
37:13
SPEAKER_02: Of course, he also had to encourage the teaching of reading.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: And so he uh kind of started the modern, I guess you could call it, public school system.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: It was just it was private, but it was public, you know, because it it was just open to anybody that would want to learn, uh provided by the Lutheran churches in Europe.
37:36
SPEAKER_04: That's interesting.
37:37
SPEAKER_04: Which also, from an atheistic point of view, the printing press is one of probably the five or six biggest technological advancements in human history.
37:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and it not only led to Copernicus and the scientific revolution, but immediately led to the fracturing of the Catholic Church and the Protestant movement and the increase in literacy and uh Martin Luther and John Calvin and that career.
38:00
SPEAKER_02: I always wanted to make a t-shirt that said Copernicus is a Polak.
38:06
SPEAKER_04: He is, isn't he?
38:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and old that old dirty Polak.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: But co Copernic was uh they're saying Latinized his name.
38:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh now we go full circle the whole circle.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: Astronomy he he was the first one to give the uh uh heliocentric.
38:26
SPEAKER_02: He was the one that brought back the heliocentric.
38:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he the heliocentric was for centuries before him.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: It was he he he brought it back into science because science uh had it as the earth was centric, and that is the problem I have with people that think that oh, I'm with science.
38:49
SPEAKER_04: Well, and here's the thing I know I mentioned science goes back and forth.
38:52
SPEAKER_04: It's not science as a you know authority structure, but it's just the idea of empirical evidence.
38:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the that's the other problem.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Empirical evidence changes too.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: You know what changes even more?
39:04
SPEAKER_04: Bathrooms.
39:05
SPEAKER_04: Uh speculations.
39:07
SPEAKER_04: Speculations backed by nothing.
39:09
SPEAKER_04: Speculum.
39:10
SPEAKER_04: Speculum, speculus.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: That's Mike's new Latin name.
39:17
SPEAKER_02: We have in the arena speculus.
39:21
SPEAKER_04: Well, things do change because I believe our friend Galileo may have been put under house arrest by the uh Roman Catholic Church for having Copernicus's uh views of the helios and officially it was not the Catholic Church that had him under house arrest.
39:38
SPEAKER_02: It was the umpire.
39:39
SPEAKER_02: The umpire that had him under the house.
39:40
SPEAKER_04: Oh, the in Italy?
39:42
SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
39:42
SPEAKER_04: Which was a Roman Catholic state.
39:45
SPEAKER_04: And it was priests, Catholic priests who refused to look through the telescope and made the original.
39:50
SPEAKER_04: Maybe this is like Jesus.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:52
SPEAKER_04: But it with the Jews with Jesus, it was the uh they they went to the Italian Roman Empire.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, you have to understand that those Catholic priests were not religious priests, they were what I would call bureaucrats.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they were bureaucrats.
40:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, not bureaucrats, they would be like they would be considered the house of lords of the of the empire at that time.
40:15
SPEAKER_02: So uh religion and state was almost uh the same.
40:22
SPEAKER_02: So that's why you had a lot of non-religion, non-religious religion people that had religion titles that were involved in these things.
40:33
SPEAKER_04: So which is also interesting with the French Revolution and with the Bolshevik Revolution and with the Spanish Civil War, yeah, a lot of the reason they used to uh do scorched earth massacring, uh, and I'm not defending any of that, was because religion and the state was one unified entity, yeah, and they considered the religious structure as part of whatever state they just overthrew, and that webbed it in with.
41:16
SPEAKER_04: We could get some people on here or call ins.
41:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that would be a really fun thing.
41:19
SPEAKER_04: Why did Thomas Jefferson hate John Calvin so much?
41:22
SPEAKER_04: Is he like a successor to uh Martin Luther?
41:27
SPEAKER_02: He didn't like Calvin as much, or I I would say he had more tolerance for Calvin than he did Calvinists, and uh he said John Calvin and his followers worship the devil and they were closer to atheism because they were so far from the Christian religion.
41:44
SPEAKER_02: Followers is the thing that's key on that.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: He had he had issues with the Calvinists, uh, and it had a lot to do with uh social and economic um headbutting for him personally.
41:59
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
41:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:00
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't it wasn't anything that was done out of study or uh inference or anything like that.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: It was more of a personal grudge.
42:08
SPEAKER_04: Well, I will say Jefferson could speak seven languages and he was a student of religion and never openly said he was atheist.
42:15
SPEAKER_04: He called himself a materialist.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: Right.
42:17
SPEAKER_04: But when he uh another religious group that he seemed to butt heads with were the Puritans.
42:22
SPEAKER_02: Again, yeah, because and that was political because he had a hard time with some of the people in Pennsylvania.
42:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:28
SPEAKER_04: Well, you know what's funny, the Puritans, well, what is their most famous thing?
42:34
SPEAKER_04: We have our Quaker Oats.
42:35
SPEAKER_04: Quaker Oats.
42:39
SPEAKER_04: We had right here in our backyard, we I mean closer to Mike's backyard, uh, we had the great Salem Woodch trials.
42:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:47
SPEAKER_04: Which when Jefferson wrote his uh Separation of Church and State letter to the Connecticut Danbury Baptists, it was because the Baptists in Connecticut were being terrorized by the Congregationalists who were descendants of the Puritans.
43:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:02
SPEAKER_02: And and most of these people that they were originally were going after as witches and everything else were just practicing a little bit of paganism.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: And it was just from where they were raised.
43:15
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's funny because the Massachusetts Bay Colony, uh like governor equivalent, that's what finally ended the Salem Woods trials, is they started accusing his wife of being a witch.
43:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:25
SPEAKER_04: And they had imprisoned five-year-old girls and were hanging hanging women off trees and killing 80-year-old men, calling them warlocks.
43:33
SPEAKER_04: It sounds like Mike's HOA.
43:42
SPEAKER_04: Forget about it.
43:43
SPEAKER_04: Forget about it.
43:44
SPEAKER_04: But I just thought that there's a lot of juice there.
43:47
SPEAKER_04: There's a lot of material.
43:48
SPEAKER_04: Uh like foot juice.
43:50
SPEAKER_04: Like foot juice, which leads in now Will became the drag queen of transition.
43:55
SPEAKER_04: He's taken the title from me.
43:57
SPEAKER_04: So we had a conversation fabulous.
44:00
SPEAKER_04: We had a conversation about San Diego Comic-Con selling all sorts of feed juice, which I think was awesome.
44:08
SPEAKER_04: I said, you know, if Alyssa Liu had a pre-order of her feed juice, you know, I'd get at least one gallon of it, just our bath water or something.
44:17
SPEAKER_04: But now this is spreading like a fungi.
44:20
SPEAKER_04: The feed juice is spreading.
44:22
SPEAKER_04: So controversial feed juice drinking trend spreads to China.
44:27
SPEAKER_04: A couple months ago, China, San Jose cosplay convention, not San Diego, the feed juice drinking trend is starting to spread to China.
44:36
SPEAKER_04: Back in May, female cosplay models at this year's Fanime Comic-Con in San Jose were dipping their feet in buckets of fruit juice and lemonade and then selling it to thirsty, pun intended young men.
44:48
SPEAKER_01: Horny men.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: Horny, fungi induced young men who wanted to drink uh sweaty Comic Con feet juice mixed with uh what, like Sunny D or something.
45:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:03
SPEAKER_04: Lemonade.
45:05
SPEAKER_04: Here's a master's club idea.
45:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there's a master's drink.
45:10
SPEAKER_04: Foot juice and uh put your dirty stripper foot juice in this rebel rabbit.
45:15
SPEAKER_04: What kind of high would you get?
45:16
SPEAKER_04: Rebel rabbit and foot juice.
45:18
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna be on the phone with Costello tomorrow.
45:22
SPEAKER_04: You might see some.
45:23
SPEAKER_04: That was a great idea.
45:24
SPEAKER_04: I can sell this.
45:25
SPEAKER_04: I got a promotion for you.
45:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:28
SPEAKER_04: You might see some gnomes after that one.
45:30
SPEAKER_04: You mix THC with fungi feed juice.
45:33
SPEAKER_04: Another callback.
45:34
SPEAKER_04: Earlier this month, similar scenes were reported at a cosplay convention in Guangzhou, China.
45:41
SPEAKER_04: Ah.
45:41
SPEAKER_04: The main highlight of the Firefly Comic-Con was women putting their foot in lemon-flavored foot bath water and cola foot bath water sold by a number of female cosplayers.
45:53
SPEAKER_04: Look at these pictures.
45:54
SPEAKER_04: That is straight out of a point.
45:55
SPEAKER_04: They're even dripping it on the guy's face.
45:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh Lord.
45:58
SPEAKER_04: From their little, you know, sweaty toes.
46:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh man.
46:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:02
SPEAKER_05: Those weird kinky tiny.
46:06
SPEAKER_04: They were selling them at for$51, which is$7.50 per plastic cup.
46:12
SPEAKER_04: I mean, that's a deal.
46:13
SPEAKER_04: $7.50.
46:16
SPEAKER_04: He's done the value calculation already.
46:19
SPEAKER_04: Pay that.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: Alyssa Lou, if she's$17,$15, I do it.
46:24
SPEAKER_04: The disgusting concoction could not satisfy demand as dozens of thirsty men lined up to try it.
46:30
SPEAKER_04: They also have the guy dunking his head in this bucket that this woman put her uh her feet in.
46:36
SPEAKER_05: So throw an apple in there.
46:38
SPEAKER_05: Make it enticing.
46:43
SPEAKER_04: We talked about our entrepreneurial ideas we've had in Myrtle Beach.
46:49
SPEAKER_04: We have never followed up on this.
46:53
SPEAKER_04: So we need the Yopon feet juice.
46:57
SPEAKER_04: A back on back page or Craigslist, whoever, wherever they go to get the prostitutes.
47:02
SPEAKER_04: If they're out of demand, we can get a little backup of their uh sweaty feet juice.
47:07
SPEAKER_04: But even then we'll scale up to the Rebel Rabbit.
47:10
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
47:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, the Rebel Rabbits, they added an ingredient, and then you gotta go to the strip joints to get the girls with the foot juice.
47:18
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
47:18
SPEAKER_04: Well, the people in China were the ones seeing gnomes.
47:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
47:22
SPEAKER_04: So they're doing this in China.
47:25
SPEAKER_05: Now you understand why they're drinking foot juice.
47:28
SPEAKER_05: They're not they're seeing gnomes.
47:29
SPEAKER_05: I might have had this on the mushrooms over there.
47:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I might have had this uh maybe it's a little mushroom in that foot juice, too.
47:37
SPEAKER_04: There has to be some fungi mixed in.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: But but I thought that was an interesting, you know, follow-up.
47:43
SPEAKER_04: So it's sort of like unsolved mysteries when they catch the guy.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna do follow-ups.
47:49
SPEAKER_02: But but uh because we're so in-depth in the very in depth and professional.
47:54
SPEAKER_05: So we're infatuated with the Chinese culture.
47:58
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
48:00
SPEAKER_04: There could be a lot of cultural, uh, we could be a melting pot for feed culture.
48:05
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
48:06
SPEAKER_04: Uh here's a news story from AP News.
48:09
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
48:10
SPEAKER_04: Circus performer accidentally shot in the neck with an arrow at New York County Fair in Middleton, New York.
48:17
SPEAKER_04: Oops.
48:18
SPEAKER_04: Oops, the apple uh didn't they the Germans do that?
48:25
SPEAKER_04: Or was that a uh Celtic Celtic thing doing the like Robin Hood thing with the bow and arrow and the apple?
48:33
SPEAKER_02: I yeah, that that seems like it's more of a British Isles kind of deal.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
48:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that does seem yeah.
48:39
SPEAKER_04: Little Jethro Toll songs from the woods, uh, medieval activity.
48:44
SPEAKER_04: Aquilong.
48:45
SPEAKER_04: Aquilong.
48:48
SPEAKER_04: A circus performer was accidentally shot in the neck by an arrow during a performance at the upstate New York County Fair.
48:55
SPEAKER_04: It happened Friday night in Middle Middletown.
48:58
SPEAKER_04: Anna Deza Tavera, 42, and Edwin Cuervo Wrangle 38, a married couple from Wisconsin.
49:07
SPEAKER_04: From Waukesha, Wisconsin.
49:10
SPEAKER_04: Waukeshaw.
49:10
SPEAKER_04: Waukeshaw.
49:11
SPEAKER_05: Well, no wonder he got shot in the neck.
49:13
SPEAKER_05: Someone from Wisconsin.
49:14
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
49:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
49:15
SPEAKER_04: They they always end up, these wild people from Wisconsin always end up in the middle of the stuff.
49:19
SPEAKER_04: That's where they had the speed limit.
49:21
SPEAKER_02: I think she said something like, uh, oh, I'm for Notre Dame.
49:26
SPEAKER_02: Oops.
49:31
SPEAKER_04: We'll take care of that.
49:35
SPEAKER_04: They had been performing their crossbow sharpshooting act when she accidentally struck him in the neck with an arrow as he held up a foam target.
49:44
SPEAKER_04: Uh Cuervo.
49:46
SPEAKER_04: Is that a Mexican name or is that like American Indian?
49:48
SPEAKER_04: That's that Wisconsin City.
49:51
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
49:52
SPEAKER_04: Jose Cuervo.
49:53
SPEAKER_04: It could be.
49:55
SPEAKER_04: We're doing Mike's etymology today.
49:59
SPEAKER_04: Could be Spanish for it.
50:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because most people in uh Wisconsin Native American would have like uh Anglicized um Cuervo.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: Maybe he had a shot of little foot.
50:13
SPEAKER_05: Maybe he had a shot of uh Querville before he got that air.
50:16
SPEAKER_04: There may have been alcohol involved in this.
50:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, alcohol incident.
50:22
SPEAKER_04: Benjamin Jack Jackson, the ringmaster at Circus Murica.
50:29
SPEAKER_04: I mean that might be like a play on America.
50:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
50:32
SPEAKER_04: Circus Muric Murica.
50:34
SPEAKER_04: Also said Monday that he was luckily struck on the side of his neck in a spot that mostly had soft tissue and no major blood vessels.
50:41
SPEAKER_04: There there was no blood leaking out.
50:43
SPEAKER_04: There was a little around the hole when the arrow went in, kind of like getting your ear pierced.
50:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh boy.
50:49
SPEAKER_02: But uh I thought that's a crossbow.
50:52
SPEAKER_02: It's not like it's a regular thing, it's a crossbow.
50:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a trigger.
50:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:57
SPEAKER_02: I have to think that there there should be an investigation that goes on.
51:02
SPEAKER_04: Was there a cheating allegation before this when his girlfriend had a discussion or something?
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Or did he just pay up a uh insurance policy or something?
51:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
51:12
SPEAKER_04: That'll be the next uh bit, the insurance shakedown.
51:18
SPEAKER_04: But speaking of medical issues, uniboob is a real medical condition.
51:25
SPEAKER_04: Here's who's likely to get it.
51:27
SPEAKER_04: This is New York Post.
51:28
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
51:28
SPEAKER_04: For some, the dreaded uniboob isn't just a side effect of a too tight sports bra or fashion mishap that resolves once you get home.
51:38
SPEAKER_04: In rare cases, it's a real medical condition that after the natural shape of the chest, sometimes merging, there are typically two distinct breasts into a single continuous mound.
51:50
SPEAKER_04: So it's a mound with two nipples.
51:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, double nipple mound.
51:54
SPEAKER_05: So the breasts come together, become one big missile.
51:57
SPEAKER_04: So it's it's like one udder.
51:59
SPEAKER_04: It's just a giant just a hot dog coming out of the middle of her chest.
52:03
SPEAKER_04: An udder with two.
52:04
SPEAKER_04: It's like having two heads.
52:06
unknown: Yeah.
52:07
SPEAKER_04: That's like having two udders on one pink thing.
52:10
SPEAKER_04: One udder and yeah.
52:13
SPEAKER_04: Here's everything you need to know about Symastia.
52:19
SPEAKER_04: That that maybe Mike can give us the etymology of that one.
52:25
SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure.
52:26
SPEAKER_02: He's not a cunning linguist.
52:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:29
SPEAKER_04: He's the other Connecticut guy.
52:31
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
52:32
SPEAKER_04: Also known as bread loafing.
52:35
SPEAKER_04: It's a I love the New York Post.
52:36
SPEAKER_04: They always do the jokes for me.
52:40
SPEAKER_04: It's a condition where the breasts meter fuse in the center of the chest, leaving little or no cleavage and creating the appearance of a single uni boob.
52:49
SPEAKER_04: What causes it?
52:50
SPEAKER_04: It's congenital and it's rare and present from birth.
52:54
SPEAKER_04: Is this like Siamese twins?
52:56
SPEAKER_04: These are like Siamese boobs.
52:59
SPEAKER_04: Why are you looking at me on this?
53:00
SPEAKER_04: I have no idea.
53:02
SPEAKER_05: You would know.
53:04
SPEAKER_05: You look like you have the ant.
53:06
SPEAKER_04: You're passing the circus and the Adams family.
53:09
SPEAKER_04: Go look girls with one boob.
53:12
SPEAKER_02: Your assignment.
53:13
SPEAKER_02: Well, if we're going to do a bigger one.
53:14
SPEAKER_02: You're a producer.
53:15
SPEAKER_02: Go find a girl with one boob.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to pull a Steve on.
53:19
SPEAKER_03: Go find the circus for the next thing.
53:23
SPEAKER_04: It is a rare condition where the skin, fat, and tissue naturally extends over the sternum, blurring the separation between the breasts.
53:31
SPEAKER_04: It's all it can also be acquired or itrogenic causes of semastia, which are rare.
53:39
SPEAKER_05: How about plastic surgery?
53:41
SPEAKER_04: Just sew them together.
53:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sew them bad boys.
53:45
SPEAKER_04: Plastic surgeon, Mike.
53:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's right.
53:47
SPEAKER_05: Cut it off, put it on top of the other one.
53:50
SPEAKER_04: He's trying to become an uh OBGYN.
53:54
SPEAKER_04: Now he's trying to go into plastic surgery.
53:57
SPEAKER_05: He was a she, she was a he.
53:59
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
54:01
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
54:01
SPEAKER_04: Well, this does tie into the three boobed monster from uh Total Recall.
54:05
SPEAKER_04: This is the one boobed.
54:06
SPEAKER_04: Is this like a Cyclops boob?
54:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would be the Cyclops boob.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: And that's probably the name they should have given it.
54:14
SPEAKER_03: Cycloptobrustia.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:17
SPEAKER_02: Cycloptobrustia.
54:19
SPEAKER_04: See, we can contribute to medical science now.
54:22
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
54:22
SPEAKER_04: We're broken.
54:23
SPEAKER_04: We are the science.
54:24
SPEAKER_04: We are the cycle.
54:25
SPEAKER_05: Simplify the terms.
54:26
SPEAKER_04: Cyclop booby disease.
54:29
SPEAKER_04: These typically show up as a complication after breast augmentation or reconstructive surgery.
54:34
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
54:35
SPEAKER_04: So when they have Mike do the surgery in Turkey, all of a sudden they have a side effect and they have a uniboob.
54:41
SPEAKER_04: Whoops.
54:42
SPEAKER_04: When it's done without any Mike wants to do it in Ethiopia.
54:47
SPEAKER_04: It can also cause over-dissection of the dress, uh, of the breast tissue or an improv.
54:53
SPEAKER_04: Was that a Freudian slip?
54:54
SPEAKER_04: They take this single boob dress off.
54:57
SPEAKER_04: It improperly created implant pocket, which allows implants to migrate inward.
55:02
SPEAKER_04: So I thought, you know, that stood out when when going through these in the car on the drive here.
55:09
SPEAKER_05: Hey, anything with a boob, it's gonna always stick out.
55:14
SPEAKER_04: You get real good with your peripheral vision.
55:16
SPEAKER_05: I mean, think about that.
55:17
SPEAKER_05: If a woman showed her boob on the street, walking on the street, you're probably gonna get in a car accident.
55:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:23
SPEAKER_04: If you see a uniboob, which seems like something you could see in Myrtle Beach.
55:27
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
55:29
SPEAKER_04: We do have the one-eyed prostitute, the zombie prostitute.
55:33
SPEAKER_04: That's an internationally famous Myrtle Beach prostitute.
55:35
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
55:36
SPEAKER_04: Who has one eye.
55:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:37
SPEAKER_05: You've been you've been getting uh from the one-eyed girl?
55:40
SPEAKER_02: No, I've seen her many times around the beach, but uh is one of his favorite favorite gals to stop in the city.
55:51
SPEAKER_02: You know, you were worried that we wouldn't have enough material to make up material to go there.
55:57
SPEAKER_04: We did a half an hour on Islam and then we're going to decide.
56:02
SPEAKER_02: Everybody watch out when you start your car.
56:09
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of religion, uh Florida pastor accused of having sex with a 14-year-old boy while hiding the fact he has HIV.
56:20
SPEAKER_04: This is a dark turn.
56:22
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if this is a funny story or not.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, I feel about the 14-year-old boy did not have the HIV.
56:28
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah.
56:29
SPEAKER_04: It was the past Pastor Timothy Cheneyfield, uh, of the James United American Free Will Baptist Church in Winterhaven, uh in Florida, I guess, was arrested and faces multiple charges.
56:44
SPEAKER_04: A dope smoking pedophile preacher, as they quoted it, had sex with at least one underage boy and an adult male without telling them he had HIV.
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SPEAKER_04: Timothy of that church was arrested by pole county sheriffs at the end of June.
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SPEAKER_04: They said Cheney Field and a 14-year-old boy met on a dating app before they took their chats to Instagram, which led to sexual interactions.
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SPEAKER_04: So it wasn't a member of the church, then it was somebody else the pastor.
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SPEAKER_04: Just the pastor.
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SPEAKER_04: Not the other boy.
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SPEAKER_04: The uh the judge said that this guy is a nasty menace to society.
57:26
SPEAKER_02: Uh and uh boy, that judge really had a lot of insight on that one.
57:31
SPEAKER_02: I wonder how he came up with that.
57:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I think uh he might not be somebody we want in our society.
57:40
SPEAKER_04: We might not want this fella down here doing this.
57:42
SPEAKER_04: The sheriff said his office got zero assistance from authorities in Baltimore.
57:48
SPEAKER_04: An agency spoke, but I I guess that uh Oh, he was in Baltimore.
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SPEAKER_04: He he uh uh they went to arrest him, but he was in Baltimore at a funeral, and they did not get assistance from him.
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SPEAKER_04: So is this guy on the run?
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SPEAKER_02: No, the the fellow died from HIV and he had to go to the funeral.
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SPEAKER_02: One of his clients.
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SPEAKER_02: Nothing related, yeah.
58:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, totally unrelated.
58:12
SPEAKER_04: They always make that joke.
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SPEAKER_04: They always make that joke about oh, when you die, I'm gonna have a gay guy cry at your funeral.
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SPEAKER_04: It might be this pastor.
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SPEAKER_04: Gotta make money somehow.
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SPEAKER_04: The dope smoking preacher right here in front of you.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh he's he's locked up in county jail where he should be.
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SPEAKER_04: He was well respected in the community.
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SPEAKER_04: People trusted him, they believed him, and now our plea is if you've engaged in sex with this man, tell us uh about your a uh your HIV status because he didn't.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
58:46
SPEAKER_04: He was also a chaplain for a compassionate care hospice in Lakeland.
58:50
SPEAKER_02: There are some people in the LP party here in South Carolina that have got to be shaking in their boots right now.
58:57
SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure which side either.
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SPEAKER_04: This one's going both ways.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: And he was previously worked at Crystal Lake Middle School as a teacher.
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SPEAKER_04: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: So I thought that was.
59:08
SPEAKER_05: He's got more people lined up.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this may be tip of the iceberg.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: There's gonna be a list.
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SPEAKER_04: We have one last story, right at the three-minute mark.
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SPEAKER_04: There you go.
59:20
SPEAKER_04: We have the final story.
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SPEAKER_04: Minnesota man, this may or may not be Steve Hoffman, charged for using a homemade spike strip to keep kids off his lawn.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, that sounds like Dave Boss.
59:33
SPEAKER_05: That's got Steve Hoffman.
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SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
59:36
SPEAKER_05: That's why he's not here.
59:39
SPEAKER_04: Looking for Steve.
59:39
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
59:40
SPEAKER_04: He had to do the podcast at an undisclosed location.
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SPEAKER_04: The criminal complaint alleges the man set up dozens of screws in his yard in an attempt to keep neighborhood kids from riding their bikes through the lawn.
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SPEAKER_05: What do you use?
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SPEAKER_05: Like a rubber mat and put this, drill the screws through them and lay the mat down.
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SPEAKER_04: This is like a hardcore sprinkler system.
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SPEAKER_04: Allegedly.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_04: Allegedly, in Wyoming, Minnesota.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_05: Nothing like getting a rusty screw through your foot.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this will teach the kids.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_05: I will, if they're not going to listen.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_05: Maybe a dog or two that's shitting on his yard.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_04: That's probably more of a risk.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_04: Uh I don't know.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_05: That might work out.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_05: Well, I might have to do that in my yard because some dog shit in my yard yesterday when I walked, I almost stepped in and go into the mailbox.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_04: That that is one of the biggest like property destruction things.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_04: Is people think their dog can just take a fat, dump it?
1:00:31
SPEAKER_05: I don't care if the dog took a shit.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_05: I want to beat the owner.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's a dog.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_05: I'm not gonna take it out on the dog.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_05: I want to take it out on the owner.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_05: Well, but they they use your yard like it's just a free uh park that they can have their dog ship.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_04: It's part of the park.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_04: And and I and it happens to me all the time.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_04: And and you'll you'll try to catch them because they'll have a pretend bag, but they'll never use it.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_04: And then if you come out and scream at them, they'll scoop it up.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_04: But if you don't catch them, they leave it in your yard.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_04: This guy dealt with it in a different way.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_04: The Minnesota man faces a court date next month for setting up a homemade spike strip in his yard last spring to keep the neighborhood children off his lawn.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_04: Kyle James Stefan is charged with one gross misdemeanor count.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_04: What is Hoffman's real name?
1:01:19
SPEAKER_02: It shall not be disclosed.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_04: For setting a spring gun pitfall, deadfall snare, which carries a potential maximum sentence of prison and a thousand dollar.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_05: Where'd they get that term from?
1:01:33
SPEAKER_05: Vietnam?
1:01:34
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_04: That's probably what Steve calls it.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_04: This is the uh the deadfall snare gun.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_05: There's no gun involved.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_05: It's a couple of screws and a rubber man.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_04: Steve isn't past engineer, so there we go.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_05: Never know.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_04: I know we're right on the mark.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_04: According to the criminal complaint, a man called the police to report he was yelling at her children.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_04: And that's when they found the uh the spike strip.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_04: Oh boy.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_04: So, you know, I thought that was a nice vigilante Charles Bronson.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_04: Hey, kid lines.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_02: Don't try this at home.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, it does kind of have that Charles Bronson to it.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_04: The children edition.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_04: No more playing around.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but but uh we'll we'll set up the religious warfare thing for for later this month.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_04: We'll have will calling synagogues and Islamic centers and black is Israelites in my free time.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_04: Muslims, yeah, whoever's in charge of all those things.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_04: Well, since we're not allowing you to sleep anymore.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's true.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, you don't need sleep.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_05: We'll just put you in stilts.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_05: You'll be standing up.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_04: That's fine.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna make sure Darren, third Iatherton, will be at this next one, and maybe we can get what was her name?
1:02:51
SPEAKER_04: Dangerous Dawn.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_04: Get her in, and we'll and we'll have we'll kick off the uh the Myrtle Beach religious wolf.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I promise Darren will be at that one.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's definitely one his up his alley.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_04: He'll spread his calming energy and his uh telekinesis.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, unfortunately, I think Dawn uh Monday through Friday is unavailable, but she's good on the weekends.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_05: We have to sneak that one in on a Sunday, too, maybe.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_04: That'll be the Facebook Live of Masters.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_05: If you're gonna do the church, you might as well have the church people here on a Sunday.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_05: It'll be our church service.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_05: We'll do Bill's podcast.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_04: Bill's podcast.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_04: That's the church's perfect day to do it.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_04: We'll do the special edition uh religious civil war.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_02: I I call this Randy's conspiracy.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_02: His way of starting to commit anarchy on a wild on a worldwide basis.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_04: Spread chaos started here.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_04: All these things start in Myrtle Beach.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_04: That's why they shot that Chinese drone thing down here.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is patient zero, town of Myrtle of the Zombie prostitute.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_04: But I will throw back to uh the great uh Wisconsin wild man slash lurch of liberty.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh cover your next people, because here I come.
1:04:16
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1:04:21
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1:04:24
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1:04:28
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1:04:38
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1:04:51
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1:04:59
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1:05:04
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1:05:09
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1:05:11
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1:05:19
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1:05:27
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