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Phone Tap PODCAST: Meet Atticus Spencer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Call one eight h d y away or go to
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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  Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you why away? So? Hello, this
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  Speaker 1: is Atticus Spencer. Is Gloria home? H? No, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: this is in me. I take a message? Oh? Who
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  Speaker 1: am I speaking to? This is Kaylee I missus nanny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and they trust you to answer the phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they do. She asked me to take messages as people
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  Speaker 1: call interest. Can I take a message? Well? I suppose
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  Speaker 1: do you have the wherewithal to take a message for me? M? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they do. It might involve you writing things down. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I've got a pen and a paper here. I
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  Speaker 1: should be able to do it. All right, Well let's
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  Speaker 1: give it a go. Then here's the message. Dearest Gloria,
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  Speaker 1: this is Atticus Spencer from Spencer Industries. I met with
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  Speaker 1: the Governor's Ball last month. Have you got that so far?
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  Speaker 1: Governor's Ball last month? Can you read back to me
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  Speaker 1: what you have please? Um? Uh, missus three. This is
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  Speaker 1: Atticus Spencer. I believe I started it with Dearest Gloria.
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  Speaker 1: Dearest Gloria, this is Atticus Spencer. Spencer, you weren't even
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  Speaker 1: writing it down, were you? I was making quick notes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm also you know, I'm also watching the kids. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, please, I need this letter written verbatim. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to verbatim message relate to her, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you send her an email? Why don't you realize
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  Speaker 1: who you're talking to and stop with the attitude. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: but you shouldn't talk to anyone that way. No, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: I will not be spoken to in such a manner,
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  Speaker 1: especially from the help. Okay, I'm doing my best to
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  Speaker 1: be really polite right now. I have kids in the room. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if that is your best, I would hate to hear
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  Speaker 1: your worst. Okay, I tell you what, mister. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: let me say something to you. You don't ever tell
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  Speaker 1: me anything. You may address me, but you don't tell
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  Speaker 1: me things. I tell you things. And what I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you to do is take a message for me. You
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  Speaker 1: know what. No, I'm not going to take a message
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  Speaker 1: for you. I will tell missus Lue that you see
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  Speaker 1: in such a way that I will not be answering
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  Speaker 1: her phones anymore. On the off chance you ever call again.
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  Speaker 1: Is it because you don't want to take the message,
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  Speaker 1: or are you not educated enough to write I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's the latter part of that, because you're well, nannie,
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  Speaker 1: How dare you talk to another person this way? I
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  Speaker 1: am a nanny because I am paying my way through school.
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  Speaker 1: There are plenty of people who are nanny's because they're
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  Speaker 1: great at it. I'm ecstatic to relay a message to
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  Speaker 1: missus O'Leary that you were completely cool to me on
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  Speaker 1: the phone in your little rant there. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: how much money I just made? No, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: tell me? Why don't you tell me how much money
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  Speaker 1: you do? Well, it's got a lot of commas and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of zeros, more than you'll probably ever see
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  Speaker 1: in your life. So I would appreciate it if you
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  Speaker 1: addressed me with some respect. Please, I cannot stand here
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  Speaker 1: and let you talk to me this way. You should
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  Speaker 1: never address another person in solution. I don't care if
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  Speaker 1: I lose my job. For me, time is money. If
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  Speaker 1: I waste time, entire countries could be overthrown. If you
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  Speaker 1: waste a little bit of time, Maybe you missed the
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  Speaker 1: Kardashians or something do you think you are? Don't laugh
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  Speaker 1: at don't you fall apart? Don't you dare laugh at me?
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  Speaker 1: The only reason you're alive is probably because of me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell missus Berry every offensive thing
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  Speaker 1: you've said to me on the phone. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: think she'll be calling you back anytime soon. Well that's cute,
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  Speaker 1: But she already knows everything that I've said to you,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't she. That's really hard for me to believe. I
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  Speaker 1: know she's a good person and I know that you
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  Speaker 1: are not. She absolutely knows everything that I just said
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  Speaker 1: to you, because she's the one that wanted me to
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  Speaker 1: call you. What that's right, because this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Are you kidding? Oh, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: She says she's way richer than you and just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. She did it. Oh, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: She did say that you're a great employee and she
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  Speaker 1: loves having you around. Though I wanted me to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that I can't believe she did this. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe that they let you even answer the phone.
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  Speaker 1: There's while I won't be answering the phone anymore after
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  Speaker 1: that