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Phone Tap PODCAST: Do Not Disturb · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm five. Hello, Hi, this is Casey Ryback calling from
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  Speaker 1: the hotel in San Diego? Is this mister? Oh good?
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  Speaker 1: This is just a courtesy call to make sure you're okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine. What would you be asking if I'm okay? For? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we do have record of you going to the front
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  Speaker 1: desk and inquiring about checkout, but when went to your room,
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  Speaker 1: you had to do not disturb sign on, so we
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  Speaker 1: haven't been in there in ten days. Well that's just fine.
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  Speaker 1: I went down to the desk to check out. You
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  Speaker 1: don't inquire about checking out, You just you just do it.
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  Speaker 1: But you had the do not disturb sign on, sir,
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  Speaker 1: so we couldn't enter your room. So we just assumed
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  Speaker 1: you were still saying here, no, no, I already checked out.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you honestly, well come out. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: You didn't check. I wasn't out. You could have this
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  Speaker 1: conversation with me in person, right, just come to the door,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not there. We would come to the door,
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  Speaker 1: but we figured you were asleep or something, so because
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  Speaker 1: they do not disturb sign was on, so we just
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  Speaker 1: left it alone for ten days. That's the coma. That's
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  Speaker 1: not sleep. I hate to inform you. The current charge
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  Speaker 1: is two ninety two dollars and fifty two cents and
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  Speaker 1: that's hey, ed, I'm out. You understand that when you
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  Speaker 1: put a sign on your door that says do not disturb,
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  Speaker 1: we respect that because it's not a legal contract, you dope.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a suggestion to not bother me. Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this. If there was a fire in the
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  Speaker 1: hotel and my door said do not disturb, would I
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  Speaker 1: just be allowed to sit in there and burn down
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  Speaker 1: with the building? Well, like I said, we respect that sign.
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  Speaker 1: We might knock lightly. Mark me down has checked out.
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  Speaker 1: Mark me down is never coming back to your hotel
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  Speaker 1: and mark me down for zero dollars payments. That is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm giving you. Nothing, what mister, this is casey
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  Speaker 1: right back again? From the hotel. We obviously made a
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  Speaker 1: huge mistake. Oh you think I realized that we never
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  Speaker 1: charged you for parking while you were here. So that's
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  Speaker 1: twenty five dollars a day for ten days. That's another
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  Speaker 1: two hundred few Now are you giving me? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know that I hate you, okay,
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  Speaker 1: as a person you're I swear you're the most easily
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  Speaker 1: aggravating person I've ever met in my life. You're the
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  Speaker 1: worst customer service representative ever. I will have you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the assistant to the guest service here. If you're
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  Speaker 1: too ferry, it doesn't matter. You suck. My blood pressure
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  Speaker 1: has to be about a billion right now. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: give me a stroke. Stop with this, sir. Did you
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  Speaker 1: take a towel too? I didn't take anything. Then maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'll just charge it to your girlfriend Fiona's card. How
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  Speaker 1: does you know what my girlfriend's name is because she
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  Speaker 1: actually emailed me to call you. This is a jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving at
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  Speaker 1: you two point five doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Fiona set you up? Are you Are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And I do have to tell you this, she said,
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  Speaker 1: tell that bastard. I know he cheated on me at
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. I'm pretty sure she wants to break up
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  Speaker 1: with you, and that's, oh my god, I am totally
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  Speaker 1: do you don't worry about it. I bet it was
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  Speaker 1: totally worth it. You Jewel, Thank You're welcome.