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Phone Tap: TikTak Needs A Cuban · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's prank phone call, we reach out to a
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  Speaker 1: woman who's in charge of ordering sandwiches for her office
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  Speaker 1: every Friday's office. They always get him from this one
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  Speaker 1: specific deli and always get the same types of sandwiches
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  Speaker 1: every time.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like us when we order, saying that it's
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  Speaker 2: pretty easy.
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  Speaker 1: There's no drama with that, right until today when the
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  Speaker 1: deli calls because they hired a new employee named tic
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  Speaker 1: Tac And maybe sandwiches have changed since he was locked up,
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  Speaker 1: but he's definitely got a few questions about her order
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now, working.
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  Speaker 3: To free phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, all, I'm calling from Street Deli. My name is Hector,
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  Speaker 2: but my friends call me tick Tack.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Hey, what's that's up? How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Hell As, I'm new here and I'm just going over
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  Speaker 2: your order or whatever, like you put one in for lunch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course, we get it every week.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, look I'm calling because I don't know
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  Speaker 2: like if I have one of the things that you
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  Speaker 2: asked for on the order.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, which one are you missing?
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  Speaker 2: Well it says you want a cuban.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I believe that's on the order.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dang, fool, that's interesting, Like I never heard of
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  Speaker 2: people doing these.
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  Speaker 3: We order sandwiches every week at the office.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like I heard you say that already. Like
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  Speaker 2: do you not think I'm hearing because like I'm totally
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  Speaker 2: listening or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, no, no problem, I understand if you're new
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  Speaker 3: and it's confusing, No problem.
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  Speaker 2: No worries. Like, let me just go in the back
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  Speaker 2: real quick and I'll make sure that we can get
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  Speaker 2: it for you. Okay, cool, okay, hold on a second, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: listen up, which one of you, fools is Cuban? Hey, no,
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  Speaker 2: speak up, foolsome lady order to order you to go
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  Speaker 2: to work at our office if you're Cuban? Are you
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  Speaker 2: or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, sorry lady.
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  Speaker 2: None of them are admitting to be Cuban. But I
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  Speaker 2: have got harder on it. If you like, like I
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  Speaker 2: could keep pressing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think you understand that.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I say I do, though, you see,
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  Speaker 2: the customer is like always right, so like, hey, fools, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you is a Cuban? A minute or I'm gonna shank
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  Speaker 2: you or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: You Okay, you're not understanding.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not ordering a Cuban person. I'm ordering
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  Speaker 3: a Cuban sandwich that's normally on the order every week.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's okay, Yeah, it's right, it's all right.
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  Speaker 3: You're new. Everyone makes mistakes.
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  Speaker 2: No, I am new. Like I just got out, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like I just got in this sandwich shop
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  Speaker 2: and it's such a cool place.
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  Speaker 3: So are we good?
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  Speaker 2: I think? So? I do have another question though. Okay
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  Speaker 2: it says that you wanted a club.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that should be on there as well.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so like I know you're not asking me personally,
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  Speaker 2: but like, if you want to do some real damage,
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  Speaker 2: you probably want to use a shiv. It could be sharper.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just hide it like inside one of the sandwiches
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  Speaker 2: and I'll write on it NFC not for consumption. You want,
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  Speaker 2: don't need it.
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  Speaker 3: That'll bite back for a club sandwich. Okay, it's not
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  Speaker 3: like a weapon or or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I'm not a weapon at all.
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  Speaker 2: But like it's a sandwich, a very helpful sandwich.
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  Speaker 3: All I want is a sandwich, and everything that you
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  Speaker 3: see on that list is a sandwich, okay, says you.
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  Speaker 3: It's not anything else. It's not weapons, it's not a
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  Speaker 3: human trafficking Like, whoa whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Is this a real message or is this another secret
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  Speaker 2: message because you're on the phone. You don't want me
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  Speaker 2: to snitch or you're smart girl? Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 2: should have been friends with you. I wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 2: locked up all those years.
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  Speaker 3: Just please just make me order. Okay, just talk to
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  Speaker 3: somebody that's worked there for longer than a day, all right, please,
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  Speaker 3: I'll try.
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  Speaker 2: But like these fools are mad at me because I
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  Speaker 2: called them all Cuban earlier, you know, not like I'm crazy.
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  Speaker 3: See well, okay, just how your supervisor then?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh you mean like the warden. Oh no, he
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  Speaker 2: knows all about this. It's like your friend Melissa, she
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  Speaker 2: set you up for this brank phone call. She went
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  Speaker 2: through the warden. He's Cuban, coincidental and not the sandwich
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  Speaker 2: like he's from Cuba. What a coincidence.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so confused, Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, your coworker Melissa actually set you up. Because my
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  Speaker 2: name is jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is not the Sandwich Company.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm pretending to be a phone tap character named
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  Speaker 2: Tic Tac. Your coworker Melissa set you up for all this.
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  Speaker 3: God, oh my god. I was freaking out. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what is happening here?
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  Speaker 2: You're freaking out, man, you're calling me up. I just
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  Speaker 2: got out. Now you want me to traffic people and
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  Speaker 2: like ship secret weapons to you or whatever, Like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not involved in that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Lady. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I think we did learn a valuable lesson. Though certain
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  Speaker 2: shifts do fit perfectly inside of sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: It is
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  Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties