Latest / Triple Da Money / Can AI Turn $2K Into $10K in 30 Days? We Tested It
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: So this started as a normal family dinner.
- 0:03SPEAKER_02: It was a buffet.
- 0:04SPEAKER_02: It was the good kind.
- 0:05SPEAKER_02: It had a little card that said caviar.
- 0:08SPEAKER_03: He ordered caviar three times.
- 0:11SPEAKER_03: Then he tipped the waiter.
- 0:13SPEAKER_03: There's no tip at a buffet, Brandon.
- 0:15SPEAKER_02: He looked like he needed it emotionally.
- 0:18SPEAKER_02: And for the record, the caviar is basically pure protein.
- 0:22SPEAKER_02: I wasn't overspending, I was just bulking.
- 0:24SPEAKER_02: You spent$10,000 on protein slot.
- 0:28SPEAKER_01: $10,000 on fish eggs that he ate for gains.
- 0:34SPEAKER_03: Alright, everyone, relax.
- 0:36SPEAKER_03: I'm asking chat what to do.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: That one sentence is the entire episode.
- 0:41SPEAKER_01: Stick around.
- 0:43SPEAKER_01: Real talk, we each have$2,000 saved.
- 0:47SPEAKER_01: That's$6,000 total.
- 0:49SPEAKER_03: And we owe$10.
- 0:50SPEAKER_01: In 30 days.
- 0:52SPEAKER_01: Or Brandon owes the buffet owner a very long conversation.
- 0:58SPEAKER_02: And he said I could work it off doing dishes.
- 1:01SPEAKER_02: I don't want to do dishes.
- 1:02SPEAKER_02: My hands are only for eating.
- 1:04SPEAKER_03: You single-handedly ate an ocean's worth of caviar.
- 1:07SPEAKER_02: A protein-rich ocean's worth.
- 1:10SPEAKER_03: So here's my plan.
- 1:11SPEAKER_03: Let's ask AI.
- 1:12SPEAKER_03: Everyone already asked AI everything about homework, fantasy football, and apps on their phone.
- 1:19SPEAKER_01: That's ridiculous.
- 1:20SPEAKER_03: If it's smart enough to do my homework, it's smart enough to turn$2,000 into$10,000.
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: I don't think this is gonna go the way he thinks it goes, but I'm excited to see it.
- 1:31SPEAKER_02: Mine says to invest in Nvidia, Broadcom, and Microsoft.
- 1:35SPEAKER_02: Also, Amazon and Google.
- 1:37SPEAKER_02: It calls it an aggressive portfolio.
- 1:39SPEAKER_02: I feel so scene.
- 1:41SPEAKER_03: Mine's not giving me stocks at all.
- 1:43SPEAKER_03: Mine's telling me to put$1,200 in a high-yield savings account and chill.
- 1:48SPEAKER_03: Chill?
- 1:49SPEAKER_02: We have 30 days in a caviar debt.
- 1:52SPEAKER_02: We do not have time to chill.
- 1:53SPEAKER_01: Mine just told me, quote, there's no way to turn$2,000 into$10,000 responsibly in 30 days.
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: It told me to get a job.
- 2:04SPEAKER_03: One of us got stocks, one of us got a savings account, and one of us got told to get a job.
- 2:09SPEAKER_03: Same$2,000, same deadline, and same chatbot.
- 2:13SPEAKER_02: One of these has to be the correct answer.
- 2:15SPEAKER_01: That's the problem.
- 2:16SPEAKER_01: There's no correct answer hiding in there.
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: AI just gave us the most helpful sounding reply based on what we asked.
- 2:23SPEAKER_01: AI is not useless.
- 2:25SPEAKER_01: You're just using it wrong.
- 2:26SPEAKER_01: Don't ask AI to pick.
- 2:29SPEAKER_01: Ask it to teach.
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: For example, explain what an index fund is, like I'm 17.
- 2:34SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 2:35SPEAKER_02: That's actually helpful.
- 2:36SPEAKER_01: Now, ask it to compare, not choose.
- 2:40SPEAKER_01: Compare an index fund versus a saving account for someone who needs money in a year.
- 2:45SPEAKER_01: Trade-offs, not orders.
- 2:48SPEAKER_03: That's actually good.
- 2:49SPEAKER_03: It's not bossing me around, it's just laying out the menu.
- 2:52SPEAKER_01: That's the whole trick.
- 2:53SPEAKER_01: Great free tutor, terrible free boss.
- 2:56SPEAKER_01: And please never place your real account number or your social security in either of this to test it.
- 3:04SPEAKER_01: Just use round numbers.
- 3:05SPEAKER_02: So it's basically just a very smart and patient homework buddy that should never touch the keys.
- 3:11SPEAKER_01: Okay, watch this.
- 3:13SPEAKER_01: Same bot Austin used.
- 3:16SPEAKER_01: I ask one question two different ways.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: First, what's the fastest way to grow$2,000?
- 3:23SPEAKER_01: Fastest, it's growth stocks, options, crypto.
- 3:28SPEAKER_01: It's all risky with heavy upside language.
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: Now I'm gonna run it this way.
- 3:33SPEAKER_01: What's the safest way to grow$2,000?
- 3:36SPEAKER_01: Same bot, same$2,000.
- 3:39SPEAKER_01: Now it's index funds and protecting the principal amount.
- 3:43SPEAKER_01: Completely different answer.
- 3:44SPEAKER_02: Oh, I typed fastest.
- 3:47SPEAKER_01: He typed fastest and got the riskiest answer here.
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: That's not AI reading our situation, that's AI reading his word choice.
- 3:55SPEAKER_02: Fine, but my answer had real companies in it.
- 3:58SPEAKER_02: That's gotta be better than maybe crypto, maybe don't.
- 4:01SPEAKER_01: Sounding specific isn't the same as being right.
- 4:05SPEAKER_01: Quick version, three rules.
- 4:07SPEAKER_01: Ask it to explain, never decide.
- 4:10SPEAKER_01: Two, verify every number at the real source, not the summary.
- 4:16SPEAKER_01: Three, ask the same question two different ways, or on different bots.
- 4:22SPEAKER_01: If the answers disagree, that's an opinion, not a fact.
- 4:26SPEAKER_01: And it doesn't hurt to ask.
- 4:28SPEAKER_03: Wait, so none of us are paying back that caviar?
- 4:31SPEAKER_01: Correct.
- 4:32SPEAKER_01: No chatbot can turn$2,000 into$10,000 within 30 days safely.
- 4:38SPEAKER_01: Anyone promising you that is selling you something.
- 4:41SPEAKER_01: Not helping you.
- 4:42SPEAKER_01: AI is a great tutor, but a terrible decision maker for anything that involves facts about your own life.
- 4:49SPEAKER_01: Verify every number at the real source.
- 4:52SPEAKER_01: And ask the same question two ways.
- 4:55SPEAKER_01: Disagreement means it's an opinion, not a fact.
- 4:58SPEAKER_02: I guess the answer into paying back$10,000 is dishes.
- 5:02SPEAKER_01: This is triple the money.
- 5:04SPEAKER_01: We are teenagers, and this isn't financial advice.
- 5:07SPEAKER_01: We're just smart.
- 5:07SPEAKER_02: Now, if you excuse me, I have to go make friends with the synth.
- 5:11SPEAKER_03: Ask AI to teach you, never ask it to decide for you.
- 5:14SPEAKER_02: Someone please help me do the dishes.
- 5:16SPEAKER_02: I mean, the leftovers are basically free protein.