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Can AI Turn $2K Into $10K in 30 Days? We Tested It

A buffet, a tiny card that says “caviar,” and one extremely confident appetite later, we’re staring down a $10,000 bill due in 30 days. We’ve got $2,000 each saved and exactly zero interest in washing dishes for the rest of our lives, so we do what so many people do now: we ask AI for financial advice and hope it spits out a miracle plan. It doesn’t, but what it teaches us is way more useful than a list of “hot stocks.”

We put the chatbot to the test with the same $2,000 and the same deadline, and it hands back wildly different answers: an aggressive portfolio packed with big tech names, a…

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