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Phone Tap PODCAST: Childhood Late Fees · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a woman who graduated from elementary school about twenty years ago. Congratulations, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: big day. I'm sure when she left campus that last
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  Speaker 1: day she thought I did it. Oh no, I got
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  Speaker 1: away with it. The teachers will never know. Well, unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: her luck has run out because our own Brooke Fox
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  Speaker 1: poses as a forensic accountant and she dug up what
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  Speaker 1: really happened back in third grade. It's official. So now
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  Speaker 1: this lady is going to have to face the consequences
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  Speaker 1: twenty years later in your brand new phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: tell me I'm moving. Hello. All right, I'm looking for
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer speaking. Who's this. My name is Diane Scott Meyer
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  Speaker 1: from the school district. We've been looking for you. Here's me.
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  Speaker 1: You were in missus Burns's third grade class elementary about
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  Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Yeah, twenty years in it and when
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  Speaker 1: you were a student, do you remember checking out the
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  Speaker 1: book Double Trouble in Wallah Wallah? No? How do I
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  Speaker 1: remember that? Well? Our records indicate that you did check
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  Speaker 1: it out and that you never returned the book to
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  Speaker 1: the school library. Okay, yeah, if you say so, I do.
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  Speaker 1: And the school district sees this as a real issue.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they hired me as a forensic accountant. And
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  Speaker 1: as you can imagine, money is tight with school districts
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  Speaker 1: right now, so we're going to need you to pay
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  Speaker 1: that late fine for it. What we did the math,
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  Speaker 1: the book is twenty three years past you. You owe
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  Speaker 1: six hundred and forty two dollars and thirty six cents.
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  Speaker 1: Big hundred, six hundred forty two dollars and thirty six cents, ma'am?
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  Speaker 1: Did you really think you were going to get away
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  Speaker 1: with this? Um? Okay, I think you're out of your mind. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: do not try to turn this around on me. Your
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  Speaker 1: criminal mind tricks will not work here. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? I don't even remember checking that out Double
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  Speaker 1: Trouble in Walla, Walla. You signed for it? I see
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  Speaker 1: your poorly written signature right here. But it was eight
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  Speaker 1: when I checked out a book, Like, does that even matter, Jennifer,
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  Speaker 1: Do you have kids, listen, that's none of your business.
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  Speaker 1: Well I do, and with my kids, I teach accountability
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  Speaker 1: and consequence. Okay, I'm sorry. There is no way you're
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  Speaker 1: garnish the panny on that book. Well, this makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: I interviewed Missus Burns as part of the investigation, and
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  Speaker 1: let's just say it's still alive. Yes, And she had
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  Speaker 1: a lot to say about your character, and let's just
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  Speaker 1: say she's not surprised. What are you like the life
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  Speaker 1: or her FBI exactly interviewing this Jerry, Yeah, trick cold
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  Speaker 1: teacher for a book that's kind of sad. It's not
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  Speaker 1: just a book, ma'am. It is double trouble in Walla Walla.
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  Speaker 1: You said the title of many times. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: You have no legitimate way of collecting any money. That's
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  Speaker 1: like too long ago. So you are saying that you
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  Speaker 1: will not pay the fine nor will you return the book.
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  Speaker 1: Do I have that clear? Yeah? I think you have
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  Speaker 1: that cleer. It's not going to happen. No, that is
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  Speaker 1: where you're wrong. One way or another. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be paid out of your Wallah Wallah wallet. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: who are you working for? Do they know what you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: Does the school district know what you're doing. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to pass this on to my administrator and
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  Speaker 1: make sure court records show that Jennifer was uncooperative. Chord records. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's your supervisor's name? I will do that to you
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  Speaker 1: in a second. I just want you to know that
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  Speaker 1: next time you visit county and get pulled over, there
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  Speaker 1: will be a warrant out for your arrest. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: are you joking? Like? Are you serious of this? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: You think warrants are funny? You're telling me for a
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  Speaker 1: twenty year old book, you're gonna have a warrant from
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  Speaker 1: my arrest. A couple Trouble in Wallah Wallah is a
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  Speaker 1: childhood classic and it does not belong in the possession
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  Speaker 1: of a thief. Sorry, we're laughing now. Missus Burns was
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  Speaker 1: right about you. Oh my god. Problem with authority. I'm
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  Speaker 1: writing it down right now. I don't find any of
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  Speaker 1: this humorous. All right, listen, this is ridiculous. As you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me. I'm gonna go to court. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a warrant against me. Please tell me your about his name. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'll tell you. It's Ben. Ben. That's my
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  Speaker 1: husband's name. I need your supervisor's name. Well, Ben's actually
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  Speaker 1: my boss for today anyway, Because this is actually Broke
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the morning, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a break phone call on you. Oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Ben set you up. Why would he do it? But
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  Speaker 1: what he's evil? And two he emailed us and apparently
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  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago you were complaining about libraries.
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  Speaker 1: You have an issue with them. Well, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what they charged me. Five anyway, I'm fanning myself here
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  Speaker 1: so hot. I'm like, oh confused, Yeah, I bet you're
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  Speaker 1: using that book Double Trouble and Wallah Wallah to do
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  Speaker 1: it too. No, I'm not wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties point five