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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy the Cater Waiter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: phone tap, we call a woman who went to a
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  Speaker 1: friend's wedding recently and had a little too much to drink.
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  Speaker 1: So what we know and what she kind of remembers
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  Speaker 1: is going into the photo booth at one point and
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  Speaker 1: flashing the camera. Then the photos came out and she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have him anymore. But guess who might one of
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  Speaker 1: the people working the event that night. You might know
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  Speaker 1: him as Steady Eddie. He's calling to remind Terry that
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  Speaker 1: not only does he have the picture, but they're officially
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  Speaker 1: an item. Now it's your phone tap right now, morning twenties. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: ha this Marifa. Uh, I'm sorry, can I ask his colleague?
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  Speaker 1: Is your new boyfriend Eddie? Um? I'm sorry, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know any Eddies. Yeah you do,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of now? I chucked my spell a little
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  Speaker 1: bit there. Um, Now, from the Weddings Danny Eddie. The wedding. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I was the cater waiter. The kish
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  Speaker 1: was good that I remember. I was so good. I
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  Speaker 1: knew you loved it. It's your favorite ant. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I kept bringing it to you. I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: did eat a lot of kish. I'm I'm really sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember you. I'm still playing hard to get
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  Speaker 1: I see, you know. I like that there was an
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  Speaker 1: open bar, so everything is just kind of like buggy
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  Speaker 1: for me. I mean, I'm joying your memory. At the
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  Speaker 1: end of the night, you gave me a photo and
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  Speaker 1: with your with your bosoms exposed. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: am I yeah, you left your phone number on and
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  Speaker 1: you send calling you. I so hot. I'm so sorry. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm thankful. Oh god, I didn't mean to
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  Speaker 1: do that. My friends told me what happened. I don't
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  Speaker 1: necessarily remember what happened at the wedding. It's quite beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: I handed you a glass of wine. He held hands
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  Speaker 1: for seven seconds exactly. I was counting, okay, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: really it was a finger linger. Okay, you know what
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  Speaker 1: you could have lingered longer, Eddie, Eddie I'm really sorry
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  Speaker 1: I did not like I said. I don't remember exactly
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  Speaker 1: what went on with that, but yeah, I don't remember you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about picture. I'm very sorry, understandable. I
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  Speaker 1: was out of it too. You know, I had so
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  Speaker 1: much Hawaiian punch. I even got a Tommy inch it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. I didn't mean to give anybody that picture.
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  Speaker 1: So if you could just I don't know, like rip
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  Speaker 1: it up or burn it or slow down speed racer. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because I was just about to ask when you're doing
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  Speaker 1: this Friday, I don't wants to meet my new girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: She was so proud that I okay, I actually met
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  Speaker 1: a girl. I'm not your girlfriend. I don't even know you,
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  Speaker 1: but I've already seen your breasts and they weren't chicken breasts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I'm you know what at the cantering company.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hanging up now. Please don't call me again. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: but what about the bouquet. I felt like that was
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  Speaker 1: like that was meant to me. I never got to
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  Speaker 1: congratulate you, because well, I'm allergic to most flowers. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: lots of people you caught that. It was like building
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  Speaker 1: a fortress. Around yourself. Lots of people catch the bouquet.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. I am going to hang
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  Speaker 1: up now, have a good day, have a nice life.
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  Speaker 1: Please destroy that picture. Well, what am I gonna say
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  Speaker 1: to Tara? She told me to keep the picture and
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  Speaker 1: then calling you. What she said? You got a little
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  Speaker 1: timpsy and your friend's wedding and she flashed them both
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  Speaker 1: and now you're in love? Okay, don't know, would never
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  Speaker 1: say that. I don't know why. You know what Tara
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  Speaker 1: did tell me to call you and prank phone calling you,
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  Speaker 1: so that's the real reason. Wait, love, prank you're in love?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, this is actually Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. I am so
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  Speaker 1: glad this isn't real. But now I'm wondering who actually
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  Speaker 1: has a picture. It's under my pillow. No, I'm no. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: Tara wanted me to say she took the photo before
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  Speaker 1: she left, So don't worry, girl, it's not out in
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  Speaker 1: the wild. Oh my gosh. Unless you want to send
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  Speaker 1: me another one, my love, just call it broke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Studios and figure out how to fax it over.
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  Speaker 1: It's so creepy. Week up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings. On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,