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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Murky Turkey · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Recently we passed a mark here that we're very proud
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  Speaker 2: of five hundred successful phone taps recorded.
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  Speaker 1: Is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't hear it. I don't hear digital. Jake clapping
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  Speaker 3: over there, he said, what.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably because we forced him to listen to all
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  Speaker 2: of that. Yeah, true, But that milestone gave us a
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  Speaker 2: chance to look back at some of our favorite ones
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  Speaker 2: and early on in like the first twenty to thirty
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  Speaker 2: that we did, Jose had a character called Ed Daniels.
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  Speaker 3: Love that Daniels. He was one of my favorite on
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  Speaker 3: the street TV news reporter. He's going to hit you
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  Speaker 3: with hard news, whether you liked it or not.
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  Speaker 2: Ed daniels big thing is making lies about your business
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  Speaker 2: and then freaking you out that it's live on the
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  Speaker 2: air right.
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  Speaker 3: Now when the barge at your front door.
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  Speaker 2: Ed is back at it again with his next victim.
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  Speaker 2: This time it's a sandwich shop owner named Ray. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna hear it in your phone tab for right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another on the twenties, Remember subs and sandwiches. How can
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  Speaker 3: I help you? Yeah, I'm looking to speak with the
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  Speaker 3: owner Ray.
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  Speaker 4: Please, Yeah, you got him. Hi. Ray. My name is
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  Speaker 4: Ed Daniels and I work at the local TV station.
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  Speaker 4: We heard you're opening up a sub shop.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just opened up last Tuesday. Wow, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: Would you mind if we did a special feature on
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  Speaker 3: your place on the news.
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all, that'd be awesome, fantastic. Okay, Well
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  Speaker 4: stand by because we're going live in three to one.
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  Speaker 4: The big news story in town is that we have
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  Speaker 4: a new restaurant opening. It's a sub shop, and I've
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  Speaker 4: got the owner, Ray, live on the phone with us.
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  Speaker 3: Ray, say hi to the people. Hey, Hey, everybody, your take.
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  Speaker 4: On serving the turkey club sub with the latest bird
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  Speaker 4: flu news.
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  Speaker 3: That just came down? What news are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: The government just said and he shops in the area
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  Speaker 4: serving contaminated turkey to unsuspecting customers could pay heavy fines.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what possible jail time?
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  Speaker 4: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, you heard it here first people.
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  Speaker 4: Ray's Turkey sub club is getting the grub snub from
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  Speaker 4: this veteran reporter.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, man, you did great. Thank you so much. That
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  Speaker 3: was a great interview.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: No, you just made that up right now?
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  Speaker 4: What what do you mean by that there are no
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  Speaker 4: contaminated turkeys?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you guys talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a hot tip that came into our
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  Speaker 4: news desk, so I just had to follow up with it.
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  Speaker 3: But luckily we got to hear your side right.
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  Speaker 1: No you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you just basically told your side of the story,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't think people are gonna want to come
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  Speaker 2: to my shop anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you feel like you didn't get your side,
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  Speaker 4: and we're all about being fair and balanced, so that's
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  Speaker 4: why we should just go live in three No wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, No, we should have done it right now because.
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  Speaker 4: Ed Daniels consumer super sleuth here and boy do we
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  Speaker 4: have a mystery on our hands.
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  Speaker 3: What mystery?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just opening up a subshop.
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  Speaker 4: Earlier this morning, I spoke with Ray from the new
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  Speaker 4: sub shop in town and he claims his hands are
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  Speaker 4: clean of contaminated turkeys. What that doesn't even make any sense,
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  Speaker 4: And so that begs the question, how is he keeping
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  Speaker 4: his turkey's disease free?
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  Speaker 3: My turkeys are just regular, normal turkeys.
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  Speaker 4: Rumor has it that he has turkey treadmills in his
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  Speaker 4: backyard to keep them lean and mean.
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  Speaker 1: What Look, we have this regular turkeys that you buy
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  Speaker 1: from the distributor.
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  Speaker 4: We make very healthy. My source says that you're barely
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  Speaker 4: giving them breaks.
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  Speaker 3: What No, I'm not raising the turkey.
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  Speaker 4: They come in little packages. Man. Are you saying no
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  Speaker 4: water breaks, no sneak, no for the beaks?
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  Speaker 1: What they're not alive, man, they've already been.
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  Speaker 4: Pro It looks like the mystery of the so called
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  Speaker 4: clean turkey is getting somewhat murky. It's not murky, but
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  Speaker 4: you know me, Ed Daniels, I'll stay on the case
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  Speaker 4: until Ray comes clean, and that might be hard with
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  Speaker 4: bird flu all over his hands.
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  Speaker 3: Back to you in the studio, My hands are clean.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Turkey, trustbu what is that? And we're out? Great, Joe, dude,
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  Speaker 3: the clean hands thing. That was great. That sounded really believable.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it. My hands are clean.
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  Speaker 2: You're making things up.
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  Speaker 4: You're not even making you.
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  Speaker 3: Think I'm making stuff up.
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  Speaker 1: What you're saying and what you're doing is unethical.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know how you got this information.
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  Speaker 4: Rumors, man, you know, once they come into the new station,
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  Speaker 4: we got a f allow up.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. They're rumors.
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  Speaker 4: They're they're freaking rumors. Who would rumor about my sub shop?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying you're trying to burn your subshop down
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  Speaker 4: for insurance money? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: We gotta go live now. It's three two. Why we
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  Speaker 3: are live with Ray.
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  Speaker 4: Who is now claiming insurance fraud on himself?
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  Speaker 3: Ray?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, you just made that up right now, just
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  Speaker 2: just making things up.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, we're gonna have to cut this interview short because
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  Speaker 4: this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Just take away too long.
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  Speaker 4: Back to you and studio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Ray, my name.
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  Speaker 3: Is jose from The Red Show, Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the morning. Man, I really am in a studio, but
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  Speaker 3: it's a radio studio. This is a prank phone call. Brother.
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  Speaker 3: Thank god, your brother Kevin set you up for all
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  Speaker 3: of this.
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  Speaker 4: Man's super proud that you opened up your own subshop finally.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, Well, I'll have a way to show it. Man,
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  Speaker 4: I thought I was going to close up shop.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, can I get a bunch of subs delivered to
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  Speaker 3: the studio.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's awesome, brother, you got it man.
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  Speaker 3: Just no Turkey clubs please. I heard a rumor
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  Speaker 4: Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 4: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning