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Phone Tap PODCAST: Nocturnal Suckling Syndrome · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties toy I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Ryan. Yeah, this is Ryan. Hey Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: my name is doctor. I work at the medical clinic.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? Hi, Hi, I'm good. I'm good man.
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  Speaker 1: How are you good? I'm calling you back because you
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  Speaker 1: were in here a few weeks ago for a sleep
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  Speaker 1: study and I have some results, some very interesting results
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  Speaker 1: for you. Oh great, great, thanks, thanks for appreciated. Do
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  Speaker 1: have good news. You don't have sleep apnea like we
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  Speaker 1: first thought. Oh that's that's kind of awesome. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: there are some other concerning things I thought I should
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  Speaker 1: talk to you about. Okay, it looks like you have
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  Speaker 1: something called NASS. It translates to nocturnal appendage suckling syndrome. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: nocturnal appendage? What syndrome? Suckling? What nocturnal appendage suckling syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying suckling? Suckling? Yes? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Do you basically suck on parts of your body when
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  Speaker 1: you're asleep? Your preferred your preferred appendage is your toes? What? No,
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  Speaker 1: no way, I'm sorry. Yes, what I have video if
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  Speaker 1: you want to come look at it from when we
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  Speaker 1: were observing you. I was actually there the first night
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  Speaker 1: and I personally observed you sit up in your bed,
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  Speaker 1: bring your foot to your mouth, and start suckling away
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  Speaker 1: on your toes. No way, no way, man, What is
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  Speaker 1: this the first time you're hearing that you do this
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  Speaker 1: at night? Yes? How would I know that I'm waking
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  Speaker 1: up in the middle the middle of the night and
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  Speaker 1: sucking on my toes? But I didn't know if maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody else had told you that you had done this. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: you've ever mentioned that to me. You did it for
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  Speaker 1: about an hour or two, cleaned your foot right up,
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  Speaker 1: got every nook and cranny with your tongue. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that's true. There's no way that's true.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's true. Like I said, I have the video.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to come down and look at it,
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  Speaker 1: we should probably discuss anyway. I don't want to come
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  Speaker 1: and watch a video of me sucking on my toes.
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  Speaker 1: You seem really shocked by this news. I think it
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  Speaker 1: kind of messed up, and I'm like, you're sucking on
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  Speaker 1: my toes every night while I'm sleeping, kind of freaking
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  Speaker 1: me out. It is a very very interesting disorder. I've
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  Speaker 1: only seen it once before, and never close up. That's why,
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  Speaker 1: while you were doing it, I came into the room
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  Speaker 1: to observe you, and before I knew it, you were
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  Speaker 1: sucking on my toes as well. What yes, because for
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  Speaker 1: our research we needed to know if you were just
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  Speaker 1: sucking on your own toes. So I took off my
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  Speaker 1: shoe and I just sat there, and then you crawled
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  Speaker 1: off the bed to where I was sitting and started
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  Speaker 1: suckling my toes. Okay, stop, stop, that's fine, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to hear anything
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  Speaker 1: else about that. I think. I don't want to. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know. I don't want to talk about
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  Speaker 1: it anymore. Ryan, I need you to calm down for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Calm down. You just told me that I
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  Speaker 1: was licking your toes. How that much was to calm
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  Speaker 1: down out. Well, it was in the name of science,
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  Speaker 1: and I do need to let you know this just
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  Speaker 1: for you know, if you're sharing. So, why do you
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  Speaker 1: take your shoes off and put your toes in my mouth?
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  Speaker 1: I got to do that. I think I need to
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  Speaker 1: correct you there on something. I took my shoe off
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  Speaker 1: and I let my foot sit on the ground and
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  Speaker 1: waited for you to come to my toes. I did
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  Speaker 1: not put them in your mouth. I'm done. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you're getting the facts kind of mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: You grabbed my foot and you looked me in the
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  Speaker 1: eye and you said, Mama wants them clean, and then
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  Speaker 1: started please, please please, No, this is really messed up.
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  Speaker 1: This is really really messed up. I really don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear this anymore. Okay, I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me about licking toes. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: about my mouth on your toes. Ryan. Growth, man, Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: it's just growth. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but we need to talk about this otherwise this is
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  Speaker 1: going to keep happening, don't Well, it's it's going to
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  Speaker 1: keep happening, and you're not going to get the sleep
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  Speaker 1: you need, and you're going to be suckling toes. Don't
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  Speaker 1: say that word. Please, don't say that word toes. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. You don't want me to
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  Speaker 1: say the word toes. I won't. I won't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say suckling. Don't say toes. Don't. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: so roast out right now? Man, this is so messed up.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to schedule a follow up appointment with
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  Speaker 1: you for next week to have you come in so
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  Speaker 1: I can observe you one more time. No, you just
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  Speaker 1: want me to come back in so I can like
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  Speaker 1: suck on your toes again or something that's got you
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Are you offering No, I'm not because fucking
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not offering. No. What if I told you
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  Speaker 1: my shoes are off right now and my toes are waiting? Stops? Please,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to stop. What if I told you
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  Speaker 1: that this was a prank phone call? What? What if
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  Speaker 1: I told you that this was a joke? Would you
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  Speaker 1: believe me? Then? This is a joke? Yes? What your
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  Speaker 1: friend raft set you up? No way? Yeah, he said
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to get you back for a prank that
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  Speaker 1: you pulled on him. A few weeks ago. He told
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  Speaker 1: us all about your sleep study and the doctor's name
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  Speaker 1: and when it was and everything. I can't believe you
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  Speaker 1: made chick. I was sucking on your toes. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to be just a thought, you know, it could
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  Speaker 1: be a reality thought