Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 28 - Cracking' Open a Can of Spinach

Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling · Jan 8, 2026 · 1h 7m · transcript

Intro King Fortunis, possibly the strongest, most muscular individual the group has faced yet. Even in this all vs. one fight in the Gridiron, will they be able to defeat this villain of mass destruction, or will he pummel them into the dirt? Find out in this epic episode of Criminals of Isla Numus!

Maki (Quill Smith) - Played by David

Kenku Shadow Sorcerer

Keto (Ichthyo "Theo" Glycerskin) - Played by Fatty Lumpkins

Kobold Echo Knight Fighter

Feather McGregor - Played by Quinn

Kenku War Mage Wizard

Rorick (Fizzlefingers) - Played by Cameron

Goblin Arcane Trickster Rogue

Dez (Wingbert…