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The Crap Filled Episode (w Mike C of Rebel Rabbit fame) · Microphone Monkeys

• 1:05
  SPEAKER_09: Here we come, walking down the street.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_09: Got the gold, no taxes to me.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_09: Free speak and free to trade.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_09: Markets have no need for the microphone monkeys.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_09: People say we're anarchist monkeys.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_07: Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys, and this week we have athletes with diarrhoea in races.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_07: Mike.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_07: A Miami woman throwing her feces at a neighbor, Cash Patel allowing bestiality in the FBI, and many other stories.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_07: And we have a special guest today.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_07: He's been on the show, what, two or two times now or once?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: King Costello.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yep.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_07: We have uh the founder of Rebel Rabbit, Michael Delhi.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_07: He's the Merle's Inlet point man.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_07: He's the mixture.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'll get you high at the beach.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_07: Wilmington, Merle.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_07: And we have, as you can hear, our friend Mafia Mike.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: Back in action.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Was missing last week, unfortunately.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he's back.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: Who's already been switching his picks for the uh for the sports program already?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: Just one, just one.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: I got the inside scoop on one game.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_07: Insider info on the game.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he's rigging the games already for the podcast.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the payoff.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: I got the leprechaun uh paying off the gold coins.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_07: And we have Oakland's own Third Eye Atherton.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_07: Back again.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_07: The uh astral projection master of Hindu philosophy for the show.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_03: Third eye from the one-eyed snake.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, let's just put that back, okay?
• 3:16
  unknown: Put it back.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_07: And we have Dark Web Detmering.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: You rang.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_07: You rang.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_07: So these I doubled the amount of sources I go to for news.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_07: And it still took me over an hour to find these five stories.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you've been really good.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_07: I know.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_07: They are.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_07: It's off season in China.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_07: So they don't have as many fun robots.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_05: It sounds like a messy week, though, this one.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, oh, this one, this was a lot of wild stories.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_07: ChatGPT was even giving me warnings on parental warnings.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_07: I had to keep putting it.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_07: These are public news stories.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_07: These are not like my fantasy novel or anything.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_07: But the first story we have is, I don't know if you guys have heard of this sport.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_07: It's called Hyrocks.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_07: Hyrocks.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_07: What is that?
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_07: I I think it's like a CrossFit type thing or something in Australia.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: Give us the info on this.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's hiking?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: It sounds like the stuffing.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: It sounds like the stuffing in an Oreo cookie, but yeah.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_05: What is this?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_05: Some sort of like pop rocks, but you get high?
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we'll put it in the rebel rabbit, the pop rocks.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: See if I explode.
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  SPEAKER_07: So what it says in the story, this is from the New York Post, is high rocks athlete competes despite diarrhea.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_07: Using shared equipment and horrifying onlookers.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_07: Shared equipment.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_07: Shared equipment?
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_07: What are we sharing?
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_07: They're all competing against each other and like do besides exploding.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I think they were like going on workout machines right after each other.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_07: This is triathlon.
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  SPEAKER_07: Diarrhea.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_05: I actually did see this.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_05: I actually did see this one.
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  SPEAKER_05: The lady's like running in the in the I've seen the marathon runner shit their pants like that.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen that picture.
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  SPEAKER_07: Liquid diarrhea.
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  SPEAKER_07: On the equipment all over her legs, all down her legs, the back of her legs.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_05: This is like embarrassment for the rest of your life.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_05: This would be like a suicide level embarrassment.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: You don't come back from that.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, you don't recover.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's definitely going on your grave stone.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: She died.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_05: Later on in life, too.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_05: Even your grandchildren are gonna look at you and go, she was the pooper.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she was the muddy diarrhea lady.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, do you think they like it's like like the enshrine that she needed to be like you can't even go out to eat, you know what I mean?
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there she is.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: And don't look at her.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think like the family members like spray her down?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_07: It's so insane the details of the story.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_07: Can't wait.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_07: Losing can be crappy.
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  SPEAKER_07: This New York.
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  SPEAKER_07: That's good.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_07: But it turns out winning can be crappy too.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_07: Did she win?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_07: I think so.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone else is gonna be able to do it.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's worth it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Talk about giving your all.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's lust and loose.
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  SPEAKER_07: This is this is uh an under the belt tactic.
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  SPEAKER_07: This is like a mafia of my crowbar type thing.
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  SPEAKER_07: She scared all the rest of the athletes.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_07: It says athlete Joanna Wieetzirk, it's like an Eastern European name, finished in first place at the Hyrux competition in Beijing over the weekend, but she soiled herself in the process, suffering fecal incontinence during the one-hour, one minute mark it took her to complete the indoor fitness competition.
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  SPEAKER_07: Photos and video of the event showed the 24-year-old Australian mid-competition with diarrhoea running down her legs.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_00: She probably was eating too much curry.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it might have been.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_07: She wasn't Beijing.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_07: It makes these monster energies with Beijing uh, you know, dog treats or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_07: The organizers of the competition are now facing backlash for allowing her to continue to compete.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, what are they gonna just stop her?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_05: Here, we gotta clean you up.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_07: Well, there's diarrhea all over the shared equipment.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_07: That has to be like a disqualifying everyone stop.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh man, it's like MMA.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_05: It's like just anything good.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_05: Just blood.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_05: Did she lose an eyeball?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_05: Keep going.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_07: She lost a lot of pink eye, though.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_07: It said for allowing her to contaminate the shared workout equipment, including rowing machines and kettlebells.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_07: Oh man.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_07: They're showing their the news post.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_05: Rowing machine.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_05: Dude, you've got to sit on it.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_07: They're uh blurring it out.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_07: But it was all over her legs, and then it was all down her pants as she was running.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_07: And they just they blurred it.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: I just I gravy train.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_07: It's online, the invited.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_07: Well, this is like two girls, one cup kind of territory.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_07: It sounds like a girl for you.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_08: These are the type of women I get into.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_08: No, you try to do everything else.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_07: You need a poopy pants woman.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_07: Let's just go straight to the mental hospital with uh shit diarrhea.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: The next Hyrux uh competition brought to you by DePenz.
• 9:00
  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Brought to you by Lighthouse Mental Health Center.
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  SPEAKER_07: Uh images from the competition quickly went viral on social media, sparking outrage and disgust from people who described it as a threat to public safety.
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  SPEAKER_07: Runners runs is one thing.
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  SPEAKER_07: I guess that's a thing.
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  SPEAKER_07: Runner's runs.
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  SPEAKER_07: But having the shits during an indoor competition and proceeding to continue running around, spreading it everywhere is vile and selfish.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where's the Department of Health in this one?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_07: Beijing go by their own rules.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_07: This isn't bravery.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_07: This is disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_07: You're ruining the space for everyone.
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  SPEAKER_07: This should result in a hard stop from the competitor because of the public health risk.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, how bad did it smell in there?
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_01: It was already sweaty people.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: And then that oh god.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: It probably just smelled like Wu-Hang.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: And you know there was high people live long lives over there.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: There's one guy just in there eating.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_08: Oh tastes like back.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_05: Do you ever see that?
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  SPEAKER_05: I mean, it's a famous thing of that that cheerleader.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_05: She's being thrown in the air, and everybody's excited, like, oh my gosh, she's way up there, and they're all like, ah, and she just lets loose.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_05: And the guy that's gonna play an avalanche.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_05: The look on his face.
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  SPEAKER_05: The look on his face was just like, oh but everybody else, shut your mouth.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody else was like cheering and excited.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_05: Because I mean, she's way up there.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_05: It's like, and everybody's like, yeah, go team, and it's like oh she didn't spin, that'd have been the worst.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, it was like diarrhea.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I just like the first thing that came to my mind that's gonna the rest of your life, everybody's gonna remember you for this, just like this lady.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's no world.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_01: She won though, so I mean she's got that.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's great.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_07: That's gonna have to go up on a rowing machine behind her diarrhea all over it.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_07: I officially quit.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Just think of all the sponsorship she's gonna get out of this.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, they were also showing this is her squatted down.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_07: They covered it.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_07: They censorship.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_05: I just man, yeah.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's just all over her legs, she's spreading it all over the floor.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, she even realized a wheel type tactic.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_07: Did she even realize that she walks?
• 11:29
  unknown: She had to walk.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she was just letting out a little two.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: I just keep talking, nobody'll notice.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_01: Once the whole uh indoor place is groaning and what do you think happened at that 101 mark where she was just finally like, I gotta do it.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's happening.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like, did it like did it like breach the seal and you're just like here we go.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_07: She's not a Twitter.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_07: It says, go harder, go home, they say.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_07: A win is a win.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_07: She wrote on Instagram.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she's celebrating it.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, so she's leaning into it.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_07: Good for her.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_07: Before deleting the post as major backlash erupted.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_07: You think like Cottonell sponsor?
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_07: Like, here, wipe up your wipe up your competitor's tears.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, man.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_07: Wipe up your needs to do a wet wipe.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Chinese officials said staff swiftly uh cordoned off the affected areas, disinfected the site through the end of the day, removing contaminated equipment, and arranging to replace carpet once it was over.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_07: Still participants and spectators reported that poop was left smeared on equipment and across the track with cleanup not happening quickly enough.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_07: So yeah, I I just this was an interesting little juicy story this week.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_07: You don't hear it.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_07: Very juicy.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_07: A sweaty athlete just shitting all over the indoor uh competition.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_03: Again, sounds like one of your dates.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, so you're telling me she shit on the competition?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_07: She really uh she that she did a selfie when she said go hard or go home.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_07: Ah so she's leaning into it for now.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_07: She's in the hospital, it looks like.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_04: So well.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_07: You know, these are the the stories we bring to you on Liberty Crack Media.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_07: Microphone muggets.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: Nice sports story to start out with.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_01: Uh she's a champion.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_07: She's a champion.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_07: That's right.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_07: But tying into women and fecal matter.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, there you go, Darren.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how that fit in with any of this.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_07: Miami woman threw bucket of feces on neighbor she accused of sleeping with her husband.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_07: So there's a lot of this going on this week.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_07: Women are going on.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_05: Monkeys throwing poo again.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_07: Is there a full moon or eclipse coming or something?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_07: This is a lot of crazy things.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: Did she create this bucket of feces?
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Or did she improve it?
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_07: Pull it shit in the bucket and then send it out.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_07: She did it herself and then went to her neighbor.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_07: We'll get to that.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_07: Don't rush it.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_05: I hope we have the penal codes for this.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_07: This is a the Florida woman story.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_07: Of course.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yersi Machado Rivera 50 was arrested on burglary of an occupied dwelling and battery charges.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_05: That's one, but there's got to be more.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_07: Well, it's maybe multiple uh charges for each battery.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_07: Battery.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_07: That's a nice neutral legal way of putting uh shitting in a bucket and throwing it at your neighbor.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_07: And this is in Miami.
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  SPEAKER_02: Baboonery.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_07: This is a baboon battery.
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  SPEAKER_07: It says a Miami woman is facing charges after police said she threw a bucket of her own feces on her neighbor, who she accused of sleeping with her husband.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_07: Rivera was arrested on burglary of an occupied dwelling and battery charges in Miami.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_07: According to the arrest report, Machado Rivera and the victim are neighbors who reside in uh separate portions at a split trailer at Royal Country Mobile Homes neighborhood in 200th Terrace.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_07: See, we're getting the real heat.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_07: Split trailer.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: My son did go rich and famous.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_07: On Monday evening, Machado Rivera went to the victim's side of the trailer and started banging on the door.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_07: And when the victim answered, Machado started accusing her of having a sexual relationship with her husband.
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  SPEAKER_07: Machado then forced her way inside and threw a bucket containing human feces on the victim before leaving.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_07: The defendant stated to the witness that she shit in a bucket to throw it in her face.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, at least she's telling her how it is.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: By the way, she wanted that's my pill.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_07: Don't need a DNA test for those.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_07: Uh officers responded and spoke with Rivera, who said she's been trying to get rid of a bucket of caca and she'd been using because her toilet was broken, but denied entering the neighbor's home or throwing it at her.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I can see.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that was gonna be my first question.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: Why was she shooting in a bucket?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: But no, no, no.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of figured that's where we were going with it.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_08: I just needed that detail to be completely sure.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_07: You can see in the heated moment, uh it's all adding together.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_06: Where did the robbery charge come into play?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_07: Well, it's probably because she forced her way in, so it's burglary.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_07: Burglary.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_07: Breaking and entering.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be breaking and entering if the door was open.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: She just forced her way in.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_07: It's not break.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_07: It's uh poo burglary.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_07: Baboon burglary.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_07: Baboon baboonary.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_07: Machado also claimed she had she and the neighbor were involved in a dispute over the smell and said the neighbor hit her over the head with a bat.
• 17:35
  unknown: Oh.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_05: So a lot of hearts.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_05: That's assault right there.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_05: So that's assault.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_05: A bat.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_05: But it wasn't uh the neighbor threw a bucket of shit and then hit her with a bat.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's a one-liner.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_07: And I haven't read through this, so I'm I'm hearing this the same as you guys are.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_07: Well, that's along one long to another.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_07: Great preparation.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_07: There's a lot of curveballs in this.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_07: The old Royal Country Mobile Home is quite the uh that that could that could be a new real estate adventure, Darren, for the next business.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I'm begging real estate.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think there's a reality show here somewhere.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Myrtle Manor.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_07: This is the Myrtle Manor on Sarah.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Miami and Surfside.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_05: We could do this.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_07: This is Miami Manor with Florida woman.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_07: It said, so this is an interesting case.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_07: She thinks the neighbor is having relations with her husband, so she pushes her way into the victim's home and then throws feces on the victim, a bucket of feces, Judge Mindy Glazer said during the bond hearing.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_07: So uh Glazer ordered Machado held without bond, ordered her to stay away from the alleged victim, and appointed her a public defender.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_07: So we have the what was it, high rocks diarrhea incident.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_07: And now we have the uh Royal Country Mobile Home.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: How many days do you think we're in there?
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_07: Who knows?
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_07: You think it was like a one and donut?
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: If her toilet's out here, like she got here with some crispy biscuits.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_07: If her toilet's out, she might have just built up some uh some sludge in there to it's hard with the biscuits.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's better when it's watered down a little bit.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure it's pee and poop that's in there to be mind.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_03: The mobile home tetanus shot they'll have to do the mobile uh and I can see you know this this guy that they're fighting over, he's you know, he's Mr.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: Success.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: Clearly.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_07: And that's why they're trying to eat the big one at the mobile home card.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_07: The whole unit.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: No plumbing, you know.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_07: One side gets the toilet and the other attack him.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe he he was missing from both of them.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think the money man that splits the two of them?
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: You think it's a curtain rod?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_07: Is this where this breaking and entering came from?
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_07: It did say like a duplex trailer.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_03: Which I've never seen before, but that's only in Florida.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_03: Uh locked door between the two?
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's kind of like those motels.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: The trailer's not small enough.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta break it in two and put in more door in the middle of it.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_05: Uh what's back there?
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_05: You don't go back there.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the door.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_05: That's where the poo is.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: That lady be cleaning poo all week long.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: Sneaking behind that door.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_04: She's been tossing that poo all week.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_04: You don't want to open that.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: You went to Halloween there and just came behind this door number one over here.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, mercy!
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: How sneaky of a extramarital relationship is that?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm gonna sit there and bang the lady that's in the same trailer.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: And she'll never find out.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: Probably never happen.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_05: She's probably on some form of crazy salt bath baths and envision this whole thing, right?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_05: They have a lot of exotic.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_05: She was in line waiting to buy that lotto ticket, and she's like, I knew it!
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_00: She's on fact.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get I'm gonna get it.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_07: They are by the Everglades.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_00: And there are a lot of those exotic birds and weird animals that maybe bitten by uh mosquito that was made her crazy or something.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_00: What are those Bill Gates ones?
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_05: Bill Gates, Everglades meeting.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: She'll never meet again.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_07: That'll work out.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, transitioning to more crazy women.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: This is microphone monkeys.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_03: This is the most foul.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_05: It's the most foul one we've done.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_05: This is the wet, muddy uh thanks for having me.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: Done for you.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_07: See, if that Hyrux lady just had Rebel Rabbit instead of monster energies, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, Costello's coming in.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: Costello's coming in for this episode.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: Let's talk about crap.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: Is it because I'm from Baltimore?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_07: Talking about women and uh bizarre behavior, yeah, Mike.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_07: Cash Patel has decided to intervene on their behalf.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, there we are.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_07: So Cash Patel defends new FBI policy on bestiality.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_07: How do you defend that?
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: I watched the clip this morning and I was dying laughing.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was dying laughing.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_07: Well, they handled John Kennedy.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_07: In defense of bestiality.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: It was just it was.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like, where does everything talk about?
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_07: I mean All of these are very confusing stories.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_05: Like, do you think do you think it was an act of confusion and he made that choice and now he can't back down on it?
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_05: Or do you think he really believes that?
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_05: Bestiality is fine.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he said he said both parties involved were being put in the wrong light.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well Are dogs applying for the FBI?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_07: When did the dog and the dog had a choice in the FBI?
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Part of the Epstein issue.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: All that beasty out of the state.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it ties on to Epstein.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_07: Strange priority for the FBI policy.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_07: Senator John Kennedy grilled the FBI director about a recently revised policy to stop disqualifying job applicants who have engaged in bestiality.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, they're just lined up?
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I know I won't qualify.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: That question wouldn't even make it.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_05: FIDO lies.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_05: Fido's a liar.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_05: Before we give you the gun.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_07: No, we're not disqualifying you for that.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_07: We're gonna look at all factors.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_05: This is the home of Jaygarhoer, right?
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, of course.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we remember that guy.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_02: Broscrap who's being hidden behind the yeah.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_07: FBI Director Cash Patel found himself defending a new policy at the Bureau and does not that does not immediately disqualify potential hires who have engaged in bestiality.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_07: At a Senate Judiciary Committee oversight hearing, some senators grilled Patel about the new standards, which he said were established so not to discriminate against potential victims of sex trafficking who were forced to perform acts of bestiality.
• 24:34
  unknown: What?
• 24:35
  unknown: Yeah.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_07: Did you watch this?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_05: It was beautiful.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: How did the woo was the look on their faces?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_05: Were they like, oh.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_01: Literally like everyone in the room just is like, this is for rings.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: It was an actual hearing.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is a C-span of this.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_00: Reality TV.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: It is a reality.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you for bringing that up.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_05: And then how much more low do we need to go?
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_05: It's okay if you uh uh sexualize the animals.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_05: That's perfectly fine.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_05: You can go and you know, we'll give you a badge.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's great.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_05: What's next?
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, what's next to these people?
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_01: We already knew that they were pulling people out of the basement.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_01: So, like, this totally makes sense.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, there's some fucking dog all here.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like we can get ahead of this.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_05: What's acceptable?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder why we don't do so much peanut butter when people are locked up for a long time and you can't get outside during police.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta get some allowances for this thing.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_05: It's like that James the Diction album, Nothing Shocking, you know, where the ladies on fire.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_05: It's like, where are we going next?
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, where are we going?
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_07: This is all just this last week.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_07: And now it's going to the FBI.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_05: So they're in charge, these people.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_07: Doesn't he have the honeypot life that they accused of being like a spy or something?
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_07: That's another one.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_07: That's another one.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_07: Uh his explanation.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's unbelievable the amount of stories that come out of anyone that's in charge at this point.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, they're all correct.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, and it doesn't matter.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what color you are.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: You're all bad.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: You're all bad.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_05: You're all doing something really good.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_07: Wasn't it like a Chinese or Israeli uh wife?
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_05: Was a spy?
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_05: There was one that had the Chinese wife spy.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_05: That's a that's an old one.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_05: Is that Mitch McConnell?
• 26:26
  unknown: That's okay.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_05: Uh that's okay.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's important.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: Which is funny.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: The Mitch McConnell videos that have been coming out lately are hilarious.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_05: Those are good.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, let me put a couple of things.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_05: But again, it's like how much further do we go?
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_05: We accept all this stuff.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_05: The guy's barely walking.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, but he's fine in charge.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_05: It's totally fine.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: I like the AI one they have of McConnell and uh Lindsey Graham having a conversation.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, they're sweeping things out.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_05: Something in the preservatives and in the food that they're eating.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, by the way, MPCs are running around the one percenters are now become half percenters.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't leave out in that last Miami story that Machado does work with the Republican Party in Miami.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: Well, there you go.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_05: There's a connection.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_05: Interesting connection.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_05: But what does she do for the Republican Party?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: She's a booth collector.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_05: She does the behind the scenes.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it's the money sweeper.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_06: So she's in the It's very confusing, Aaron.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_07: It says his explanation elicited curious responses.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_07: I haven't seen the video.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_07: Uh, including one from John Kennedy, of course, Republican of Louisiana, who asked Patel why he would even get into bestiality.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_07: Patel quickly emphasized.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_07: Did he really?
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, why would you get into that?
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: And how can I get into it too?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_04: I've been thinking about bestiality and what it takes to join the FBI.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_07: Well, he quit Patel quickly emphasized that we're not into bestiality.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_07: Which Kennedy said, I know you're not.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: He was trying to explain the point of the thing.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_05: These people get 30% plus of our income.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_05: What the what is wrong?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know where your tax hours are going.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's all that peanut butter they got about.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, they both had flaming diarrhoea.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_07: Kennedy asked if Joe participated in Bestiality, not as animal but as the human, don't you think he ought to be disqualified?
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_05: Was this a word twister game?
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh well.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_03: But I was identifying as the animal.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, if I was in my furry outfit, it would be fine.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_07: Well, Patel said if he voluntarily did it.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_05: Who voluntarily did it?
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_05: This theory animal Beasty animals.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_00: Privately Joe.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_00: We're creating people now.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_05: What other questions are on the test to get in the man?
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_05: We'll take anybody at this point.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's they're lowering their standards.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_07: Is this part of the uh DEI thing?
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_07: They're just going straight.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_03: We don't care if you've been sleeping with animals.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Have you been partying with that Costello guy?
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_05: We've been doing that mind expansion stuff again.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_07: That is unacceptable.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_05: We don't allow that.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_05: You could be speaking the third-dimensional aliens.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_05: We can't have that.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_05: We'd rather watch you shit your pants with your poodle.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_04: With your poodle.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Patel said people at the Bureau suggested the policy change and explained to me and showed me cases in which people were forced into it and had applied to the FBI.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_07: And so I thought they should reconsider.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so traumatized by dispute.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_03: I've got to apply to FBI.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_05: There is one small thread in this of reality.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_05: Like, let's say you were special forces, right?
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_05: And you were held in some of these countries and they forced you to do that.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_05: So here's the thing.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_05: It's a stretch.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_07: If someone forces you to do it, wouldn't that already exclude you?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_07: Exclude you.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you can't.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_05: No, I mean you would you would you wouldn't be blamed.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_05: You wouldn't be blamed.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_07: But is that what he's trying to say?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_07: I I don't know.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_07: Well, that's what he the ang well, I think that's what Kennedy's trying to say.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_07: Like, why do you even bring this up?
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_07: Isn't that, you know, you weren't charged and convicted.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: None of the conversation.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like from start to finish, had any basis in reality.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: None at all.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like the whole time I'm watching I'm watching it like and I'm watching clip, and then I'm like, no, there's no way that this is like no way.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: This shit happened.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: And then I'm like, wait a minute.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: Let me go to like an actual government source.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, like where you can see the archive.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, that shit happened.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's real.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's really big.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just like Steve Island.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_05: And he's got that crooked eye that's probably just given the credit.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: He's got the gun that's big.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like, damn, dude.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's cocaine or ketamine.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think it might be ketamine.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_05: It might be ketamine in this case.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_07: For his dental work.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_07: Patel said that the previous policy addressed prostitution, trafficking, and bestiality.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_07: And for bestiality, the rules automatically disqualified any individual, either side of what?
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_07: The bestiality, said Kennedy.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_07: So you disqualified the animal?
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_07: Good skin.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: The best part is they would literally just use it word for word.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: There's no treatment in the trench group.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_07: Patel said, Well, I don't think we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_07: Good luck trying to figure this one out.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_07: People think this is easy, dude.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_00: Canines can they take it up the ass?
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_04: Look, we'd like to talk to you about your past behavior then.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_05: We know you've been through rigorous training.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I guess uh Dick Durbin.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, Dick Durbin.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, no, let it not be there.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_07: Is he a Republican, I hope?
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, he's a Democrat.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, Democrats.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_07: He's an old school Democrat.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_07: Applicants who have engaged in BCLity were victims of BCLity because they were forced to do it.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_07: At the FBI at the FBI, that is already understood.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_07: Patel responded, eliminating the bureaucracy that prevented these great Americans from serving, or at least being considered to serve.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_07: So this is very uh I mean, that's the realness of it.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_05: I think you know he's trying to imply if this has happened to them when they were prisoners or whatever.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, maybe that's what he did.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think they're talking about prisoners.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: I think they're talking about prowl trafficked women.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, that's another interesting one.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_05: I think trafficked.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_05: But you know what?
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_05: I think a trafficked woman should be in the FBI because they're gonna be the ones that catch these evil people.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm all for that.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they're not catching them.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_05: That's the problem.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_05: No, here's the thing, they're catching them red-handed.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_05: They're catching them red-handed.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_05: And everyone's going to not say that.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_01: There should be literally people hanging from something.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: At this point.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: Like just and just left.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: We use the island for all I care.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like hang them all on the island.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_01: Make a little process.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_05: When we say this, it's kind of like I I don't I can't recite the actual numbers, but there's hundreds of thousands of missing Native American women that are being trafficked, that are just gone.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_05: These people in the FBI, I'm sorry, what what the hell's going on?
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah, hire people that will hunt those suckers down and let's put them on an island on two sick and tired of the city.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_05: Look, I'm a girl dad.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_05: I'll tell you right now.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: That's the first thing I said when I became a girl dad was anyone inappropriately touches my children.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_01: It will be the last thing they do.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be in jail, but they'll be dead.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_05: We let the sepstein thing happen.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_05: Like, what kind of culture does that?
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_05: Those are those are those are children.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_05: Those are children.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_05: Those are women and children.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's blocking it and high in the world.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but we're we're we're not holding them accountable.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_05: We're not working.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_00: How could you hold them accountable when the people that are part of it?
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_05: Walk out.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_05: Walk out.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_05: Walk out for two weeks.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody just quit your jobs, walk out and tell them to go to gas.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_00: If the gas price is not a good thing.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_00: But just start with start.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_00: They're already starting that in California.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: The truck driver said, fuck it, I'm parking.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I mean it's just like when it comes to missing women, women and children, it's like that that's where the where's the line?
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_05: Where's the line?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_00: The line is gonna be, just as you said, you shut the country down.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: Shut it down, shut it down.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: No one goes to work.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_00: There's no taxes coming in.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_00: Were you gonna get your money down?
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_05: We want these people held accountable.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_05: Held accountable.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_05: So if if he actually could say that, hey, I want to hire these women who have been abused to go after the people that have abused them, if he had the the brain power to say that in a sentence, we wouldn't be laughing.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_05: It's pathetic.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_05: And it shows more pathetic people in charge doing pathetic things.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_07: Victims of sex trafficking are already allowed to be in the stupid.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_07: So that's part of what's so strange about this.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_07: And that Joe Kennedy was uh going off on him.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_00: Joe Kennedy's the only one in that whole group that I like.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_00: He's the only one.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_07: He's definitely the funniest congressman of the whole time.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_00: I love it because he stands back and he listens carefully.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_00: And he'll just plot the question he's gonna, and it's always one that's like right through you.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, he has a bunch of aphorisms and one-liners too.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_07: But if you think this is just sex trafficking, there's more.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_07: There's uh another story here.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_07: So woman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with a dog.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, how do we go there now?
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_05: There we go.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_07: You're trying to frame this as all trafficking, but I think there's some voluntary.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_05: You've got to be kidding.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_05: Is this for uh OnlyFans or is this in Punta Gorda, Florida?
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_07: And I might have confused the story.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_07: This might be the Republican one.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_07: Also, probably not as OnlyFans.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_05: We need a fact check on this.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_05: A Republican woman from Punta what?
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_05: Punta Gorda.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_03: Punta Gorda, Florida.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's on the it's on the uh uh Gulf Coast.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_03: Punta Gorda.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we'll Will's a Florida Gorda.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_07: Florida expert.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's part of my district, near Alabama.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I know.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
• 37:43
  unknown: All right.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_07: I kind of lost Gulf Coast.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_07: You know, maybe on the downside.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_07: It's it's towards the Tampa Tampa St.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_05: Pete area.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_05: That's a little too far down for me.
• 37:52
  unknown: Okay.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_07: A Florida woman has been charged with a felony after investigators said home surveillance footage allegedly showed her engage in sexual activity with the family dog.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_07: Malia Elizabeth Numerador, 38, was arrested Tuesday on charge of sexual activity with animals, a second-degree felony.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_07: The investigation began after detectives learned in social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff said.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_07: Investigators contacted the person who made the allegations and obtained sworn statements and digital evidence from a home surveillance system.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_07: During an interview Tuesday, Numerdor confirmed she was the person shown in the footage and the dog was the family pet, according to the sheriff's office.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_07: Investigators said footage showed her partially nude, and the dog was positioned in a manner that is consistent with illegal sexual activity.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_07: Is she doing this for money, do we think?
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_07: It apparently ended up on trying to get out.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_03: I just want to know why is somebody's surveillance system in her backyard.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's another one.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_06: Well, she might have been inside cameras.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_06: I think it's hers.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_06: In her own house.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, it was they said it was theirs.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, really.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_06: No, maybe the window the blinds were open.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_03: From what he read, it was they supplied them with the digital um surveillance.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_07: Well, was this in the backyard or they might have had their ring on in the back?
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_00: You can't you can't video camera.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_03: Even if you have spill over into your neighbor's yard, you have to block you have to reposition your camera.
• 39:38
  unknown: Right.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's illegal.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_07: The neighbor could get arrested.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you can't like look in people's windows and stuff.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_00: So that that charge will get dropped.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know about that.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_07: It was online then.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_07: At the FBI, it might, but uh Numerdor denied that any sexual activity occurred, but could not provide a consistent explanation about what investigators said was shown in the video.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_07: She later requested an attorney ending the interview.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_07: Charlotte County Sheriff Bill Prummel condemned the conduct.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_07: There are only a few times in my career that I have been at a loss of words.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_07: This is one of those times.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_07: I simply cannot comprehend this behavior.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_07: No animal should ever be subjected to this kind of conduct.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_07: And you can be sure that we will take action when we learn about it here in Charlotte County.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_07: When we learn about it, like they're going to expect it again?
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah, maybe.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, you gotta justify those uh flock cameras.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_00: Justify the flock cameras, exactly.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_07: Well, and then she smiled in the mugshot.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what there is to smile about when you've been arrested for something such as this.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: Mental there's the mentally ill.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's mental ill.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_05: Well, the whole thing is mental ill.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_05: I was thinking about this whole episode is mentally ill.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you've really gone down.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks again for having me.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, man.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_05: In the gutter.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_03: In the gutter.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_03: All of these stories are out of Florida except for Cash Patel, unless they're placed by China.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: We got Beijing.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_00: At least one story from China.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_07: We have the trailer bat fecal attack.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_05: We have so is this lady the Republican lady?
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, she sounds like it.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_05: I believe so, yeah.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_06: It's not in the specific article I have.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_00: Florida's been infiltrated by the Chinese.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's possible.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe there's some you mentioned Bill Gates.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_03: They're drinking too much foot sweat.
• 41:44
  unknown: Yeah.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_07: Too much foot juice.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_07: This has been one of the craziest episodes of all time that we've done on this.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_07: But there's more.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_07: There is more.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_07: More in the in the sunshine state.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_07: There we go.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_07: But this is the only one that is not involving a woman.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_07: I'm glad I didn't move there.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_07: It's pretty humid.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_07: It gets to people.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_00: They couldn't handle me, let alone all that craziness now there.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: Although it does sound like somebody who's dressed like you do.
• 42:16
  unknown: No.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, I can't.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: I can't.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_00: I've been to Florida, but I can't claim that.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: I think you, I think, I think, I think there are pictures of you in a G string and sneakers.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_07: So this, I mean it didn't say Connecticut, man.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_07: It is saying Florida, but it might be a trans.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_07: So here's where it all ties together.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_07: Florida man arrested for wearing G-string and sneakers and masturbating in Target parking lot.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_07: Oh well.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_07: There you go.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_07: You know, just to end it off, this this was a little, you know, I didn't want to go on the anti-feminist route or anything.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_07: So we need to do a little male mix it up.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_07: This is our DEI for Michael Fulbright.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_03: So he's kind of he's the he's the hero because he didn't have anything to do with fecal matter or with animals.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_00: So it sounds like uh maybe it were leopard print thong.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_00: Are all these tied in these stories tied into a mental institution down there?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's called the Sunshine State.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_07: But this is different.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_07: This is in Seminole County.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, well, that makes it better.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_07: So we're going across Florida for these stories.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_07: A Florida man was arrested after he was caught wearing just a G-string underwear and sneakers outside of his car in a target parking lot.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_07: The police report said a Seminole County deputy responded to a call Sunday night about a man outside of his car touching himself.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_07: The responding deputy identified 41-year-old Nicholas Leidick.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_07: Now you're just making these names up.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_07: Is this the guy in the Republican Party or not?
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_07: He might be.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_07: He might be one of their enforcers for the uh for Seminole County.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_07: He told the deputy he was outside of his car changing because he got wet.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_07: But inside Lidick's car, the deputy found a backpack full of women's underwear as well as sex toys.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_07: He was taken into custody and charged with indecent exposure.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_07: Leidick has a conviction from another Florida County also for indecent exposure of uh sexual organs.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_03: Is he married to a woman that lives in uh in the trailer park?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_07: He does have like a homeless Chewbacca with domes, you know.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe wait a minute.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_07: That looks like you're the husband of the Ethan were a hybrid.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_05: He just goes to county to county doing this.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, boy.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_07: So this makes sense.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_07: And this was not me searching Florida Man for stories.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_07: This was actually from my links.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_07: He found you.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_07: That's right.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_00: The sun's making these people nuts now.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_07: So you have diarrhea.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_07: You have uh buckets of feces.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_07: FBI use of uh bestiality.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_01: Republican use of bestiality.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: Republican use of bestiality.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_07: And a G string bandit who masturbates in the target parking lot, so you pick some.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like a Thursday night.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_03: September.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_03: You pick some winners today.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean they I guess the Republican Party should just get rid of the elephant and put a penis with the red, white, and blue.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you could because they're out of the ball.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_07: Was it Larry Craig?
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_07: Was he the guy that was tapping on the bathroom thing?
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_07: Way back in like 20 years ago.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_07: The Republican congressman guy.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I think it might be like the Catholic Church if you repress things too much.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_05: Things start to get weird.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, the Catholic Church did something good this week.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, what's that?
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_05: They did.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_05: They came out and they're saying that it's a sin to violate and destroy the environment and the animals within it.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, that's high ventured.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_00: I figured the Catholics are in the past.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_01: Not bad.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_01: 2000 years.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_01: We've only been saying that for that long.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm figuring the Catholics got competition with the Republicans, so the Republicans have become the new Catholic church.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_00: Catholics uh can be all over the place.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_07: Not to lean into religion if we we haven't been taboo enough in this podcast.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, don't go there.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_03: Can you be Pope if you've uh been engaged in bCality?
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_07: Oh I think there's some other sexual degenerate acts that the Catholic Church defense from YouTube on this one.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_07: We get flagged when they look at the transcript of this.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe this is why the Republicans are gone.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: They say, hell, if the if the Pope can get away with all this shit, why can't we?
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_00: We'll we'll adopt it.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_07: The Catholic Church is the original Epstein class.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_07: We can put it that way.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_07: Here we go again.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, mature?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, this yeah, then that's content.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_07: So you'll have to have uh Liberty Crack PG open another channel for that.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_05: We could make fun of the Irish too.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_07: Today was one of the first times ChatGPT started to limit me.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_07: And I had to I had to go back and forth with it.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_07: So it's getting a little wild on these stories.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's great.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_07: I do have one of my favorite jokes of all time that is related to the Catholic Church that I think I've told you guys a few times.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_07: What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not even gonna go to that.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_07: I know it's acne only comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_05: And this is another band episode.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_05: Should we go uh monkeys have gone mad in the myrtle?
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_07: Well, on that note, for this 46-minute, one of the shortest microphone monkeys of all time.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_07: That's right.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_03: But very jam-packed in the storage with wonderful information and uh explosive.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_07: It started out as very explosive.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_05: It started out pretty uh aggressive.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_05: Even before the show started, it was getting heated.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_05: I thought Will's apartment was contaminated.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_05: That Beijing.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'm looking out for Taiwan right now.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like, those they're coming.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_05: They're leaving the island, they're taking over, they're on their way with their microprocessors.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_07: It's all done.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_07: This is the number they've already won.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Taiwan doesn't want to take them over after all this.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: Well, folks, China's polluted and Taiwan is it.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, folks, if you've enjoyed uh listening to us and you want to actually join the party people, oh yes, look us up.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: Uh we've got buttons now that are going to be given out at the anir.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's not going to be in time for the aner hold hoe down, but they'll hear an update next week about the anir hood.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_03: Can't wait to hear about the aner hoedown.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: The anir hoed.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, we'll be having fun as well.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm at a thing going on up in Wilmington.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what's that?
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: They have an it's uh for craft dispensary for like cannabis.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but not crap dispensary.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's good stuff.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but we have an ice luge and we'll be doing more of the Rebel Rabbit now.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, we have an ice luge.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think you can make it?
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm in.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm kidding.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting people high on an ice.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: This is it.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_01: This is it.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_01: This is it, guys.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_01: You can take me after this one.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_01: We've reached the pinnacle.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_07: And before we end, we do have a website for Michael.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_07: Is it Costello?
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_01: It is Costello.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_07: Michael Costello, which is Rebelrabbit.com.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_03: Rebel Rabbit.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_07: That's it.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_03: Drink Rebel Rabbit.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: Drink Rebelrabbit.com.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_05: Can you do your professional voice on that one, please?
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_05: Drink.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_03: Rebel Rabbit.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_03: RebelRabbit.com.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_07: That sounded a little too Wisconsin.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_07: We said the professional.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, don't you know?
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_07: DrinkRebelRabbit.com, Derek.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_05: Do they have cheese curds with that?
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_05: I made them cheese curds and some pretzel.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well boy, you know into the colour.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_05: All right, just for fun, look up.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_07: This is what Will sounds like when we're not on the pod, by the way.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_05: Those kids in the Midwest have gone dubstep crazy, like the music dubstep, but they're turning it into like heavy metal events.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_05: They're just not headbanging and throwing each other around to this crazy ass American movement.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_05: The Midwest has always been a just mutated that music and turned it into their own suburban nightmare.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_06: I was like, what's going on?
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_06: That's a scale.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_08: That's a scale watching.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_05: Dude, it's really weird.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_05: It's like the Midwest is like Wisconsin and these people out there are just like, I don't know what's going on in their drinks or something.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_05: Like I saw it the other day.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_05: Like they had like mullets and they're like throwing each other and headbanging.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_05: But it's more insane than that.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_05: It's like they're thrashing and yeah, they're going nuts.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_05: You can't be alone in the barn.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm talking about, right?
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_05: It's just nuts.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_05: I I love these little subcultures.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_05: I love it.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they've turned it into like slayer concert.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_05: Slayer meets like stock car races meets People in Ohio and Wisconsin, you just have cows.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_01: The women at that show?
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's put it this way.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: Clothing was definitely optional, and I was fine with it.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I can tell you.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_01: I can tell you a quick story with a lot of things.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I didn't buy like, you know, I'm not a dubstep person.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: I was working.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: But like.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but it's fun, isn't it?
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_05: As long as it's not high-rex.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean, it's just like brrrr.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: Watching the people dance time.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_00: I remember being, my brother took me to Astoria, New York, to go see Slayer, and I didn't know who the hell Slayer was.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: I had my leather jacket on, I was in my teens.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_00: Next thing I know, I'm in the mosh pit, I'm on people's hands.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_00: The guitar player looks like a monster from Slayer.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_00: Raps me with one hand, pulls me on stage.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was on stage for literally two seconds before the bouncers knocked, pushed me off.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: I ended up with a bloody nose, wiping myself up in the corner, and I had this chick come over.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I ended up going home with her.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_00: I said, This is the way to end.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_07: Only Mafia Mike would drop a slayer story like a romance story.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_03: Wiping off his slayer concert.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_05: You gotta go to the Midwest and get some cheese curds and go to this dubstep stuff.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_07: All slip knot and all of those are Midwest.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_07: They have nothing to do with cold.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_00: They got nothing in on England, though.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_00: England, the underground back in the 80s.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_05: Still insane.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_00: I remember I I was me and my brother were there, and he comes in with this girl who had the spiked hair, and I went to touch her, almost pricked my finger.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_00: They like like I don't know, like the hardened lacquer on this was back in the 80s.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_00: 80s, early, 84.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they were all golf.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_05: They were going the whole white faces.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_05: That's when I live there too.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_00: I said, I don't know what funky shit you're gonna do with this girl.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting the hell out of her.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to the pub.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_06: We don't need hell right now.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_05: Only way to describe it is like, you know how Americans are with sports, like with football and sports.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_05: It's like at billboards, TV, they go crazy.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_05: That's how England is with music.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_05: It really is at that level.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_05: They just take it nine notches of it.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, the funny thing is, in England, nobody smokes pot.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, they do.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's illegal over the biggest.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, they know.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_05: They smoke pot.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_00: Not back then, they weren't.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_00: They were mixing it with tobacco.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_00: They drank, they drank like fish.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_00: There was one guy, we were did an outdoor show.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_00: Three-day outdoor show.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_00: One of the biggest shows I ever been to.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_00: A million people, six stages, three days, and there was this big fat guy, drunk, drinking whatever the hell he was drinking.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_00: And three days later, his friends are still home.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_00: I still standing drunk as hell.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how the hell he made it.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_05: They just go and go.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_05: We saw him, we saw him in California, right, in the 90s.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_05: They'd come from Ireland a lot.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_05: They'd just fly into Ireland and they wouldn't leave.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_05: They'd overstay their visas.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_05: And they'd go to these boat parties, and this one guy saw this guy, I couldn't believe it.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_05: Drinking like a fish and then smoking California weed.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_05: Like they don't have anything that that resembles that.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_05: So he the boat lands and it hooks up on the dock.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_05: He walks onto the dock and right off to the pier and into the bay.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_05: And we're like, and we're yelling at him.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_05: We're like, first of all, I was telling the guy, I was like, don't be smoking this.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_05: Like, you're already don't don't.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna be fine, mate.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_05: Like, no, no, not a good idea.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_05: Then he walks down the thing and we're all like, stop, stop, and he goes right off and into the bay.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_05: And we're talking like 30 feet up.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's not even like a shit.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_05: He just right off.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_05: He goes right over the fence thing and right off.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, he had like a was there LSD mixing.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_07: Dude, it didn't need to be.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that stuff's so freaking strong for somebody like that.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_07: We're almost trying to cut this podcast short.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_07: Well, we got a slayer story.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_07: We'll get the full.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_05: He was talking about the slushies and it all came back.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_03: We are gonna have to terminate Wisconsin Dug Steve episode.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_07: The crappiest episode of all time.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_03: So uh uh but uh of course everybody heard the wonderful uh pre-run of the uh advertisement for Rebel Rabbit listening to this uh podcast.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_07: And um that's right.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's why we we torture uh poor uh Castello when he comes in here.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's a big show.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, I just want everybody to say goodbye and free to tradeby.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_09: Hey, hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_09: People say we're at our kids funkies, though we're too busy being pretty hey, we're the microphone monkeys, no red safe to tie us down by the road, all through the town, for the time, hands off my big toy microphone, we don't need the singing.