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Phone Tap: Smash Zone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's currently
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  Speaker 1: on vacation for the week, and while he's away, he
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  Speaker 1: left his neighbors in charge of watching the house. He
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  Speaker 1: said he was willing to pay them, but they didn't
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  Speaker 1: accept it. Instead, the only thing they want in return
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone.
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  Speaker 2: Call freak out.
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  Speaker 1: So that's where we come in, and I think we
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  Speaker 1: did a pretty decent job.
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  Speaker 2: You can hear it. Boy, it's not for your phone
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  Speaker 2: tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty Hello, Hi, this is a detective writer from the
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  Speaker 1: police department.
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  Speaker 2: Am I speaking to Nathan?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What's going on? So?
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  Speaker 2: I just got done.
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  Speaker 1: Talking to your neighbor, Lorna em and she said that
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  Speaker 1: you're on vacation right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Well, were you aware of the incident that happened at
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  Speaker 2: your home this morning?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, I was not aware of any ester today.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's my job to inform you there
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  Speaker 1: was something that happened. I do have good news and
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  Speaker 1: bad news about it. What would you like to hear first?
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  Speaker 3: Just what's going on? It doesn't matter bad news, bad
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  Speaker 3: news first? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the bad news is that every item of furniture,
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  Speaker 1: every single piece of art, all your appliances have been
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  Speaker 1: completely destroyed. No, no, I'm sorry to tell you that.
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  Speaker 3: No, how did this? How did this happen? How did
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  Speaker 3: this happen?
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  Speaker 1: I can get to that, but at first I have
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  Speaker 1: to give you the good news. Your garage door still
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  Speaker 1: works fully functioning, so silver lining at least.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was surprised too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care about that. How did this happen? How
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  Speaker 3: did how did all my property? How did that happen?
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, it's kind of a funny misunderstanding.
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  Speaker 3: This is not funny, man.
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  Speaker 2: Just wait till you hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Someone got the wrong address and they thought your house
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  Speaker 1: was a smash zone.
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  Speaker 3: At a smash zone, right?
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  Speaker 1: You not heard of that before. It's a business where
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  Speaker 1: people will pay money to get out their aggressions, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll rent a room with a bunch of fragile stuff
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  Speaker 1: in it, like you know, plates and computer keyboards and stuff. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: and then they just go to town on it with
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  Speaker 1: a sledgehammer and a bat.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on? Yeah? Not so.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, your address was off by one number,
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  Speaker 1: and these people lit into.
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  Speaker 3: It and who are these people? Who? Did you guys
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  Speaker 3: arrest them yet?
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually, we did identify the culprits.
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  Speaker 3: And you should know you had them in custody.
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  Speaker 1: Just hold hold on a second, sir. I know this
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  Speaker 1: is a lot of information coming at you. You should
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  Speaker 1: know that both of the culprits feel super bad about it.
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  Speaker 3: But what the are you talking about? They feel super balunabul.
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  Speaker 1: They feel, well, it was a mistake. They didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: to break up your house?
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Do you understand what you're telling me? You telling me,
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  Speaker 3: I think my address is off of by one number
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  Speaker 3: and there's a smash zone thing where people go and
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  Speaker 3: destroy fragile items inside people's homes.
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  Speaker 1: You did. Did you hear the part where I told
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  Speaker 1: you they feel horrible about it?
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  Speaker 3: You some? So is this a real You care about
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  Speaker 3: these people that destroy my property?
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  Speaker 1: I think I feel like it's a good thing to
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  Speaker 1: think about others and how they're feeling in moments.
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  Speaker 3: Are you telling me everything is gone, everything's broken in
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  Speaker 3: my house and you're telling me that you care about
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  Speaker 3: how these people feel. I hope you've arrested them. I
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  Speaker 3: hope you have an in custody. Well, the question I.
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  Speaker 1: Had for you when you never answered, sir, we unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: we couldn't arrest them because it was an honest mistake.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? I don't just mistake? What kind
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  Speaker 3: of laws? That trast my house? And you're telling me
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  Speaker 3: they haven't been arrested they need to pay? Well, what
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  Speaker 3: do you actually?
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  Speaker 1: Goodness, they actually did. They actually did pay. Hey what
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  Speaker 1: because that group never showed up for their appointment. I
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  Speaker 1: got their forty dollars refund for you.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up, Just shut up.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up both anything else?
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  Speaker 2: You realize I am an authority of the law.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give them Listen, you are the worst authority
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  Speaker 3: I needed you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to send you the forty dollars and
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  Speaker 1: hopefully that covers the couch and the.
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  Speaker 3: Kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I know this is a weird suggestion because of
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  Speaker 1: the situation you're in, but maybe you should consider renting
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  Speaker 1: a smash room for yourself to get out your frustrations.
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  Speaker 3: There is no way that you are a professional law enforcement.
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  Speaker 3: I need to talk to don or Laura.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how about this.
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  Speaker 1: I know a certain radio studio. It's a real dump
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  Speaker 1: and I'll let you smash it. Up for just sixteen bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Their names are Brook and Jeffrey, and they're currently doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you. Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Oh my god, dude, your house is fine.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is a pup jeb bro Oh my god, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're so angry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not me.
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  Speaker 2: It's your neighbor's don Lorna. They're the one who.
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  Speaker 3: Said all they are.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're alive and well, and they're laughing right now
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  Speaker 1: because they got you.
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  Speaker 3: You said something about sixteen dollars they smashed.
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  Speaker 2: Now that part is real.
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  Speaker 1: I really will let you come down here and smash
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  Speaker 1: up the entire studio.
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  Speaker 3: You're sixteen dollars. I think I'm game free.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, we'll pay you to tear this place up.
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  Speaker 2: It's a dump.
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  Speaker 3: Do it for free. I'll love for free.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see you in an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with spun tabs, weekday mornings all
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  Speaker 2: the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning