Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: The Overthrow
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- 0:25Speaker 1: I was looking for Vince. You found him? Vince? How
- 0:29Speaker 1: are you? The name's toefor Black. I'm calling from talent agency.
- 0:33Speaker 1: You're from? Where? Talent agency? The name's TOFA Black? Is
- 0:37Speaker 1: this Vince? Yes? It is the same Vince that replied
- 0:42Speaker 1: to an ad for casting in reality show. Yeah, I
- 0:47Speaker 1: thought so pleasure to meet you. Nice to meet you too,
- 0:51Speaker 1: tofur to Black, Yeah, how can I help you? Well?
- 0:55Speaker 1: How can I help you? Is the better question, because
- 0:58Speaker 1: we saw your apply to the ad for the reality show,
- 1:01Speaker 1: and guess what a lot of interest in casting you
- 1:05Speaker 1: a lot? Are you serious? Am I serious? Two things
- 1:09Speaker 1: you should know about me? Okay, don't drink coffee and
- 1:12Speaker 1: also I don't ever screw around when it comes to
- 1:15Speaker 1: the entertainment industry. I am keeping it one hundred with
- 1:17Speaker 1: you dog. What do you think that sounds pretty legit? Well,
- 1:21Speaker 1: our company produces a lot of reality shows, a lot
- 1:24Speaker 1: of the stuff that you see on TV right now. Okay,
- 1:28Speaker 1: the one that we're thinking you would fit best in
- 1:31Speaker 1: is kind of a groundbreaking show. We're hoping to get
- 1:33Speaker 1: it off of the ground and then break that ground. Okay, well,
- 1:37Speaker 1: you know I'm interested. I sent in my tape. I know. Well,
- 1:42Speaker 1: the name of the show is called Overthrow. Overthrow. That
- 1:47Speaker 1: sounds intense. Yeah, well it kind of is intense. Actually,
- 1:51Speaker 1: it's a different kind of reality show, something we've never
- 1:53Speaker 1: done before. We're excited about it me too. What's about
- 1:57Speaker 1: I'll just give you a quick synopsis. Okay. It involves
- 1:59Speaker 1: you flying over to North Korea and trying to overthrow
- 2:03Speaker 1: the dictator Kim Jong oon ju. What are you talking about?
- 2:10Speaker 1: Going to North Korea? We actually have been able to
- 2:13Speaker 1: partner with the US military. It was a hard time
- 2:16Speaker 1: selling them, but they bought it, and they thought, why
- 2:19Speaker 1: not make a reality show out of it? Who knows
- 2:21Speaker 1: it could be some good press for America too. I mean,
- 2:25Speaker 1: you're not actually asking us to overthrow North Korean government.
- 2:29Speaker 1: It's got to be like a fake place, fake dictator,
- 2:33Speaker 1: no kind of a thing. That is the best part,
- 2:35Speaker 1: my friend, it's all real. I'll explain how it works. Okay,
- 2:39Speaker 1: So the game starts off with you in Hollywood in
- 2:41Speaker 1: front of a live studio audience, and the host of
- 2:44Speaker 1: the show will ask you for three things that you
- 2:46Speaker 1: want to take with you on your trip. Could be
- 2:48Speaker 1: anything from a pepperoni pizza to a bulletproof vest, whatever
- 2:51Speaker 1: you want to choose. Okay, after you choose your things,
- 2:55Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, we secretly parachute you
- 2:58Speaker 1: into the DMZ, the militarized zone between North Korean South Korea,
- 3:02Speaker 1: and then from there you can't fly over that area. Well, no,
- 3:06Speaker 1: you militarize. That means no plans and listen, I don't
- 3:10Speaker 1: know how they're doing it. That's the military's problem. All right.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I'm producing the thing. I'm helping cast it. They're figuring
- 3:15Speaker 1: all that out. You're gonna have a camera on you,
- 3:17Speaker 1: and when you're dropped in the DMZ, pretty much up
- 3:20Speaker 1: to you. Up to that point, people are getting shot
- 3:21Speaker 1: over there all the time, running over to South Korea.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Right now, I'm gonna stick out like a sore thumb. Well, Okay,
- 3:27Speaker 1: and that's part of the problem that builds a drama,
- 3:30Speaker 1: you see. Yeah, yeah, but well what if I die? Okay,
- 3:33Speaker 1: little advice on just being successful in general. Don't think
- 3:37Speaker 1: about the negative first, all right, let's not talk about that.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Let's focus on the mission to overthrow the evil dictator
- 3:44Speaker 1: Kim jongu. You're not listening to me. If I do
- 3:47Speaker 1: this reality show, I'm going to show up and die
- 3:49Speaker 1: over there. Man, Hey, think about me is I'm always
- 3:51Speaker 1: truthful and I'm always honest, and yes, death is a
- 3:54Speaker 1: real possibility. But if you win, not only do you
- 3:58Speaker 1: get ten grand prize money, but our sponsor, Doritos, will
- 4:01Speaker 1: give you a lifetime supply of Doritos. I'm not gonna
- 4:04Speaker 1: die over Tim Grant and a pile of Doritos. It's
- 4:07Speaker 1: more than just that, though. If you accomplish it, you'll
- 4:10Speaker 1: be a national hero, fame, fortune, and think of all
- 4:14Speaker 1: the ladies that are gonna be knocking down your door
- 4:17Speaker 1: if you knock down Kim Jong Uden's door. Hey, I'm
- 4:20Speaker 1: not interested in this show, bro, You are killing me.
- 4:23Speaker 1: What do I gotta do to get you over to
- 4:26Speaker 1: North Korea to try to overthrow the government? What I
- 4:27Speaker 1: gotta do. There's nothing you can do to make me
- 4:29Speaker 1: do that. Okay, all right, how about this at all?
- 4:31Speaker 1: What if I get you a starring role in a
- 4:33Speaker 1: prank phone call on the radio. Now, that's really making it.
- 4:38Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Man, it's a prank phone call.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Your boss, Jack set you up. Jack set me up
- 4:46Speaker 1: for this. Yes, he heard you applied for a reality show,
- 4:48Speaker 1: and since you guys play a lot of jokes on
- 4:50Speaker 1: each other, he wanted me to mess with you. Are
- 4:52Speaker 1: you s Yes? Oh my god, I can't believe you
- 4:56Speaker 1: weren't willing to go over to North Korea and try
- 4:58Speaker 1: to take out the dictator. Yeah, especially with the free dorito. Yeah,
- 5:02Speaker 1: Lifetime supply. That was ridiculous. Wake up every morning with
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