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Phone Tap: Your Ex Girlfriend's Piercing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. And what do they say after a
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  Speaker 1: rough breakup? Gone but never forgotten.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Anyone says that?
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  Speaker 1: That was more like glow up time. The best way
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  Speaker 1: to get over it is to get no. I like
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  Speaker 1: that one. I don't know, but with the help of
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  Speaker 1: his buddy, we're not going to let this guy forget
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  Speaker 1: about his nightmare on again, off again ex. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to call and ask him to do her
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  Speaker 1: a favor, and I really hope he agrees to it.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 1: taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm calling from... cosmetic surgery. Is this Johnny?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you calling from again?
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  Speaker 1: From the cosmetic surgery facility on road. My name is Stan.
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  Speaker 1: Stand still.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I've never heard of you before. Why are you
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  Speaker 2: calling me?
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  Speaker 1: I understand that because your girlfriend, Taryn, has you down
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  Speaker 1: here as an emergency contact.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, she's my ex-girlfriend. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: seen her in like four months. Why would she put
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  Speaker 2: me down as the contact?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Well, she did mention that you might bring
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  Speaker 1: that up. She said apparently you guys were a thing
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  Speaker 1: and then you weren't. It was kind of an on
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  Speaker 1: again and off again and now you're currently off?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why she would tell you
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  Speaker 2: all that. Why isn't like her mother her emergency contact
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  Speaker 2: or something? This is just weird. Why?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what she was thinking why she would
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  Speaker 1: say that, but she did want me to call you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, is she okay? Is that why you're calling me? No,
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  Speaker 2: she's fine.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the deal. She is with some other guy
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  Speaker 1: now and doesn't need you anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you telling me this? Like, is she in surgery?
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  Speaker 2: And shouldn't he be her emergency contact? It doesn't make
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  Speaker 2: any sense.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'll get to that in just a second, sir.
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  Speaker 1: It's just she's about to get a certain piercing. And
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  Speaker 1: she said that you had suggested it back in the
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  Speaker 1: day when you were together. And she wasn't willing to
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  Speaker 1: do it for you.
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  Speaker 2: But she's willing to do it for this new guy
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  Speaker 2: that's plowing through. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not in so many words, but that is why
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  Speaker 1: she's here.
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  Speaker 2: This doesn't seem very professional. Why would you have some
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  Speaker 2: petty phone call to tell me? I don't understand. Aren't
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  Speaker 2: you a medical professional?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not quite finished. So I spoke to her
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  Speaker 1: just a few minutes ago. And she just wants to
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  Speaker 1: know if you're comfortable with her going through with it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. We're not together anymore. She can do
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  Speaker 2: whatever the hell she wants.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sure, yeah. She mentioned that you might respond that
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  Speaker 1: way as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, did she?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but hypothetically, let's just say she does do the piercing,
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  Speaker 1: and then she wants to get back with you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. She should talk about this with her
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  Speaker 2: current boyfriend or her family. I don't care who she
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  Speaker 2: talks to about it. I don't want to hear this. So.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm reading this correctly, are you saying that you
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  Speaker 1: are curious to see it?
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, I don't want to deal with this anymore. It
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  Speaker 2: was in the past. I'm not looking to get back
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  Speaker 2: with her. I don't care who she's dating now. I
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  Speaker 2: don't need to see any piercing. She can make whatever
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  Speaker 2: decision she wants. We're not together anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting all of that down, but I do need
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  Speaker 1: to let you know one last thing.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know him, but the new guy that I've
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  Speaker 1: been referencing that she's with now, He just caught her cheating.
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  Speaker 2: Why am I not surprised? You did the same thing
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  Speaker 2: to me. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm bringing it up because he was also listed
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  Speaker 1: as an emergency contact, but he hung up on me
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  Speaker 1: about 10 minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: Because he's smarter than I am. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Don't say right. I just mean you understand that
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  Speaker 1: now he's kind of out of the picture.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care who's in the picture, who's out of
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  Speaker 2: the picture.
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  Speaker 1: Well, correct. But we cannot discharge her until she pays
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  Speaker 1: for the piercing.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you go there with me. Well, do not go
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  Speaker 2: there with me. I'm not paying for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Hear me out as her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not hearing you. She is a grown woman. You
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  Speaker 2: can pay for whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you are her last remaining emergency contact and you
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  Speaker 1: should know that she's broke at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's unfortunate for her.
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  Speaker 1: But since you were the one who suggested this months
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  Speaker 1: ago that she get the piercing.
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  Speaker 2: What are you, her mother?
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  Speaker 1: We all thought it would be fair and responsible if
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  Speaker 1: you picked up the tab.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not paying for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So if you want to just begin with a
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  Speaker 1: credit card number, we can finish this and I'll get
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  Speaker 1: off the phone.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I'm not paying for anything. Okay. This
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  Speaker 2: is the most unprofessional phone call I've ever had. You
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  Speaker 2: should be disbanded, disbarred, whatever. Have your medical license taken away.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This is completely unprofessional.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what? I agree. It does sound pretty
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  Speaker 1: unprofessional because it's supposed to since it's a prank call.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: And your buddy Rob set you up for it.
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  Speaker 2: What? Rob puts you. Oh, my God. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Rob listens to a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. My name is Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: This is just unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: We just phone tapped you. So, wait, let me get
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  Speaker 1: this straight. You're saying you are not going to pay
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  Speaker 1: for your ex's piercing even after she just got caught cheating?
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  Speaker 2: Why would I do that?
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  Speaker 1: Wow. How heartless are you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently you called me because you thought I was
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  Speaker 2: brainless as well as heartless.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.