Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Hello, I'm Rich
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And let me
- 0:01Speaker 1: ask a question We've all wondered, how rich is Brook?
- 0:07Speaker 2: Because if you hard for me to even know, Jack, Well.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always changing as the market fluctuating. I don't
- 0:13Speaker 1: doubt that. But if you googled her on CelebrityNetWorth dot.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Net, that is not accurate.
- 0:21Speaker 1: But it's said in twenty nineteen she was worth approximately
- 0:24Speaker 1: thirty three million dollars.
- 0:26Speaker 2: That's Brook.
- 0:27Speaker 3: I know.
- 0:29Speaker 2: That is not true.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Well, if you take that and extrapolate it to now,
- 0:33Speaker 1: Brook owns two countries in South America and probably all
- 0:37Speaker 1: of Antarctica. But again, she's so humble, who would know.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Why am I bringing it up though, because we asked
- 0:43Speaker 1: Brook if she could play an obnoxious rich person in
- 0:45Speaker 1: today's prank call.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Be myself.
- 0:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, it was very very easy for her to
- 0:53Speaker 1: pull off. In your phone tap right now an advertising
- 1:01Speaker 1: this is correct?
- 1:02Speaker 3: Why?
- 1:02Speaker 4: Hello, My name is Tiffany Smithsonian and I recently applied
- 1:07Speaker 4: for a job there.
- 1:09Speaker 3: Okay, m were you calling just for your job status?
- 1:14Speaker 2: No? Not really, that's not what I was calling for.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Okay, how may I help you, miss Tiffany?
- 1:20Speaker 4: Well, I just wanted to let the powers that be
- 1:23Speaker 4: no that I won't be needing a job.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Okay, well I can pull your hold on.
- 1:32Speaker 1: And I appreciate.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Because I want you to know the reason I'm not following, ma'am,
- 1:39Speaker 2: what do you mean?
- 1:40Speaker 4: I mean, the reason that I don't need to work
- 1:42Speaker 4: there is because I'm rich, Okay, like rich rich. I
- 1:51Speaker 4: just found out that I was the sole heir for
- 1:53Speaker 4: my grandfather's estate and now I'm a multi millionaire.
- 2:00Speaker 2: So basically I'm too rich to work.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Oh gosh, a joke.
- 2:08Speaker 4: A joke would be me eating second class caviare in
- 2:11Speaker 4: bed this morning, disgusting. Okay, and you called because, oh
- 2:19Speaker 4: you're right. With the amount of money I have, now,
- 2:21Speaker 4: I should have had my personal assistance, personal assistant make
- 2:25Speaker 4: this call.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Oh my bad, no problem, man.
- 2:31Speaker 2: You are polite for a poor person.
- 2:35Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Man.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Is it Carl Craig? Ma'am? You know what, because of
- 2:40Speaker 2: the amount of money I have for changing it.
- 2:42Speaker 4: To Carl again, I'm just curious if you suddenly became
- 2:48Speaker 4: a multi millionaire, actually multi multi multi millionaire like myself.
- 2:53Speaker 4: I almost cheaped out right, then what would you do
- 2:56Speaker 4: with the money.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I do have to give back
- 3:01Speaker 1: to work. The phones are ranking here.
- 3:03Speaker 4: I apologize. Is it that funny? That is funny? You
- 3:06Speaker 4: took a second to think about it. You don't even
- 3:09Speaker 4: have an answer about what you would do if you
- 3:11Speaker 4: were suddenly rich and I am actually rich.
- 3:16Speaker 3: You said that multiple times, ma'am, what are we good here?
- 3:20Speaker 4: Now?
- 3:21Speaker 2: It's just I've always wanted to make a call like this.
- 3:24Speaker 2: You did it, and it's superb. Good for you. Oh,
- 3:29Speaker 2: by the way, how much your company's worth? I might
- 3:32Speaker 2: just buy it?
- 3:33Speaker 3: Oh?
- 3:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't ma'n might just answer the
- 3:35Speaker 1: phones here?
- 3:36Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad.
- 3:37Speaker 4: I'm going on a buying spree this afternoon. Maybe some
- 3:39Speaker 4: new boots, a sports car. Oh, a private island that
- 3:43Speaker 4: you're not invited to only rich people can come.
- 3:48Speaker 3: I don't even know you personally, so I'm not sure
- 3:51Speaker 3: why you're doing this entire call.
- 3:53Speaker 4: It's just to let you know that there's no more
- 3:55Speaker 4: nine to five for me, unless it's nine am to
- 3:59Speaker 4: five pm to say in which.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Villa has the better pool? Okay, aren't I amazing?
- 4:05Speaker 1: I think this wrong?
- 4:06Speaker 4: Calls over man, your girlfriend Erica said that you might
- 4:10Speaker 4: be I don't know taken aback by my amount of wealth.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Excuse me?
- 4:15Speaker 4: Yes, you know your girlfriend Erica, the one who set
- 4:17Speaker 4: you up for this prank phone call.
- 4:23Speaker 1: No, no, oh, this.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Is actually broke.
- 4:30Speaker 3: For the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning,
- 4:32Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap on you. Your girlfriend Erica
- 4:39Speaker 3: said that you may be having a bad week at
- 4:41Speaker 3: work and wanted to make you laugh. Oh my god, have.
- 4:45Speaker 4: Someone call and make fun of you for not making
- 4:47Speaker 4: as much money as me.
- 4:52Speaker 1: I mean, I was wondering what was calling and tell
- 4:54Speaker 1: me they're rich and I'm not.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to tell you that you're not
- 4:58Speaker 2: invited on the yacht.
- 5:00Speaker 4: Oh maybe Erica could come.
- 5:04Speaker 1: It wasn't funny when it was going on.
- 5:06Speaker 4: But this is so laborious smell.
- 5:10Speaker 2: I don't know why people don't love rich people. Yeah,
- 5:13Speaker 2: it makes you wonder.
- 5:14Speaker 4: Huh.
- 5:15Speaker 2: So I hire someone to do the wondering for me.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I'm sure you do.
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