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Phone Tap PODCAST: Video Attire · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And over the last several months,
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  Speaker 1: we've heard a lot of horror stories about employees who
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  Speaker 1: got busted doing weird stuff during a Zoom meeting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that is very true. It's like a new trend. I
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  Speaker 1: go right. I've heard some wearing no pants, others using
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, or their partner walking around naked in the background.
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  Speaker 1: That must be pretty embarrassing to have your co workers
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  Speaker 1: see stuff like that. Right, Well, one woman's about to
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  Speaker 1: feel a different kind of Zoom anxiety when Brooke poses
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  Speaker 1: as an HR rep to let her know her fellow
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  Speaker 1: employees have complained about what they've noticed when she's been
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  Speaker 1: on a video call. Oh really, no idea how to
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  Speaker 1: respond to it. It's your brand new phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving five. Hello, Hi, I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Grace. This is her can ask his calling Yeah, Hi, Grace,
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  Speaker 1: this is Shannon Barnes. I work in corporate HR. How
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  Speaker 1: are you? Oh, I'm fine? Thank you? What can I
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  Speaker 1: do for you? The reason for my call is that
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  Speaker 1: I need to speak with you about an issue that's
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  Speaker 1: come up. Okay, what issue? An issue about me? Since
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  Speaker 1: a lot of our employees are working at home right now,
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  Speaker 1: I know you are as well, We've been doing a
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  Speaker 1: lot of video conference meetings. Yeah, I have seen meetings
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  Speaker 1: every day. Yeah. And recently, people who have been part
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  Speaker 1: of your video calls, well, they've emailed me to complain
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  Speaker 1: about you. Okay, I'm just confused. I'm sorry. I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand what the what's the issue is When you're on
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  Speaker 1: the video conference calls, your co workers have been put
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  Speaker 1: off by your attire. My attire. I don't understand some
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  Speaker 1: of your co workers I want to say some, I
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  Speaker 1: mean all of them. They've complained saying the way you
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  Speaker 1: dress in the video calls makes them feel uncomfortable. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like maybe you have the wrong person. This just
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  Speaker 1: does not sound like me. I'd never wear anything revealing
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  Speaker 1: or anything inappropriate. I always do my hair and makeup.
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  Speaker 1: I take time to try to look professional and presentable.
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  Speaker 1: This is my job. You've noticed, and so did everyone else,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why the complaints are here. Okay, because you're
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  Speaker 1: dressing too nice for the video calls. I'm sorry what
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  Speaker 1: I'm dressing too nice? Yes? If not even a thing? Listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that my co workers are not making enough of
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  Speaker 1: an effort on their side. I don't think we need
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  Speaker 1: to be playing the blame game here, Grace. Okay. I
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  Speaker 1: was skeptical too, so I recorded the last one and
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  Speaker 1: I watched the video and I would have to with them.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you look good. What do you mean? I
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  Speaker 1: look good? I look too good every I mean everyone
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  Speaker 1: looks good in these meetings. Everyone looks presentable. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. That's the thing, Grace, they don't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're the only one, and it's a problem that really
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  Speaker 1: needs to be dealt with. I've actually outlined a few
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  Speaker 1: solutions that I'd like to go over with you. You've
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  Speaker 1: already thought of solutions. I do other people know this
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  Speaker 1: is happening. That's what we do here at HR. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we try to be proactive. So instead of a blazer
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  Speaker 1: in nice slacks, maybe we're some sweatpants seriously, you have
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  Speaker 1: a pair of this been line on the floor for
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days. I mean food stains would be
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  Speaker 1: a plus. I don't believe this is happening. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: This just doesn't seem right. Do you not have any
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  Speaker 1: of those? Of course I have sweatpants. I mean I
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  Speaker 1: could work with yoga pants. We could work with those. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: nobody is seeing my pants, and b I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: why I should dress down. You just help people. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's not what you're You're not hearing me. It
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  Speaker 1: would help people feel more comfortable. This is crazy. If
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  Speaker 1: I've had co workers ask me where I shop and wear?
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  Speaker 1: Who cuts my hair? Well, let's talk about your hair,
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  Speaker 1: because I think that's the next step here. What what
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  Speaker 1: about my hair? It's kind of perfect, and that's making
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  Speaker 1: people feel uneasy working with you. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: My hair's too perfect? Now, I'd like to remind you
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  Speaker 1: I'm hr okay. Yeah. In fact, your boss even made
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  Speaker 1: a comment about it. Probably shouldn't say anything. Kim said something.
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  Speaker 1: What did she say off the record? It was something
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  Speaker 1: to the effect of a little less scarlet, you're hands
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  Speaker 1: in a little bit more Albert Einstein. Wow, less Instagram
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  Speaker 1: model right now, more my Space model. You are just
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  Speaker 1: piling it on. Now. You sound like you're actually enjoying this.
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  Speaker 1: I do not enjoy this. This is my job. Are
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  Speaker 1: you okay? Whatever? I just can we please just get
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  Speaker 1: through this? Wet? I mean, what is the solution? No makeup?
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  Speaker 1: No makeup is one of the other solutions that we've
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  Speaker 1: come up. No makeup, I mean, unless you go full
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  Speaker 1: on makeup and then look like a joker, We're okay
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  Speaker 1: with that. People are wearing makeup. My other co workers
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  Speaker 1: are wearing makeup on these calls. It's not just me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't look as good on them. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to my supervisor. Can you put
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  Speaker 1: my supervisor on the phone or your boss? This is wrong.
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  Speaker 1: It's so wrong. It doesn't make any sense. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: reason why it probably doesn't make sense is because it's
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  Speaker 1: actually a phone tap. What's a phone tap? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I spoke with your supervisor already. This is broke from
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  Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What it's a joke, your boss, Kim set
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  Speaker 1: you up? Are you serious right now? Yes, Kim says,
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  Speaker 1: you look fabulous. Okay, you're really showing everybody else up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean, but Grace, Seriously, you better
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  Speaker 1: be careful. You dressed too good. People are gonna start
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  Speaker 1: hating you. Okay, we've got to keep the haters at
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  Speaker 1: Bay right right, I'm all say, just just babe party
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