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Phone Tap: Mid-Life Crisis Package · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It sucks getting old. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's this on the Brook there because as once you
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  Speaker 1: reach a certain age, people start making assumptions about you,
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  Speaker 1: thinking you can and can't do certain things anymore. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: how old are we talking, jeff It doesn't take that
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  Speaker 1: much Brook, Seriously. I think when you hit thirty, even
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  Speaker 1: your significant other starts to wonder about things, which is
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  Speaker 1: why one woman asked us to mess with her husband
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  Speaker 1: because he's finally ready to buy his ultimate dream car
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  Speaker 1: and she thinks that it's the beginning of his midlife crisis. So,
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  Speaker 1: as the car dealer, we just need to confirm that
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  Speaker 1: that's actually true. In your phone tap right now? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good morning? Is this David Mary?
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  Speaker 2: This is him who's calling.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Hank. I'm calling from pre Owned Vehicles.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hi, I saw that you submitted an inquiry about
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  Speaker 1: one of our BMW Roadster convertibles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct. Do you know if it's still available?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, we might even have two of
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  Speaker 1: them on the lot here, let me check.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So do you have a preferred color because your
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  Speaker 1: options are black, sapphire metallic or glacier silver.
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  Speaker 2: The silver is the one that caught my eye.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we can go ahead and reserve it for you
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  Speaker 1: free of charge, of course. I'm just inputting your information
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  Speaker 1: here to the system.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay, as we're doing this, just quick question,
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  Speaker 1: how long ago was your divorce finalized?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry? Is your divorce finalized already or is the separation
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  Speaker 1: still ongoing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think you may be thinking of someone else.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not getting a divorce.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're not.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, why would you ask me that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just ninety nine percent of our
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  Speaker 1: male clients who want this type of car are usually
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  Speaker 1: looking to start over. I'm going to turn a new page,
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  Speaker 1: new car, new strange wink.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's not me. I'm I'm happily merrick.
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  Speaker 1: So got it. Okay, I'll put that down. So you're
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  Speaker 1: thinking about getting a divorced and then your future then no?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh sorry, I got delete.
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  Speaker 2: I want to why you're asking me these questions. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not divorced. I'm not planning on getting a divorced.
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  Speaker 1: Right absolutely, I'm just I'm getting down all of your
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  Speaker 1: info real quick, and please don't get frustrated with me
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  Speaker 1: when I read you this next question, I do have
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  Speaker 1: to do it for my job.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you say you're married, not divorced. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: would you say that you're more inclined to go with
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  Speaker 1: the glacier gray because the woman you're having an affair
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  Speaker 1: with likes that more?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you like to listen an alternate reason?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, excuse me? Can you say that again?
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  Speaker 1: The color of the car? Is that the color that
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  Speaker 1: your side piece would prefer? Or is there a different
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  Speaker 1: reason that you choose the gray because it's definitely not
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  Speaker 1: the wife. I mean, honestly, she probably doesn't he know
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  Speaker 1: about you' buying this car? Am I right? Is that
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  Speaker 1: a secret purchase?
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  Speaker 3: This is extremely personal and I'm not having an affair.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where you're getting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, of course not. Ninety nine percent of
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  Speaker 1: the guys who come in here say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm on the same page with you. I got
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  Speaker 1: your back.
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  Speaker 3: Don't sit there and make assumptions about me as a person.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you don't know me, You don't know anything about me.
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  Speaker 2: God know why I want this car?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you're just a very very rare type of customer
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  Speaker 1: around here. We don't get a lot of forty seven
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  Speaker 1: year olds who are happily married buying BMW Roadster convertibles.
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  Speaker 3: This is completely outrageous. I'm not a person who gets
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  Speaker 3: offended easily, but this is getting ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I feel a little bit bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you should.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. How about I do this for you? If
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  Speaker 1: you buy the car, I can throw in free Scotch
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  Speaker 1: guard treatment for the seats, no extra charge.
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  Speaker 2: Why would I need Scotch cards trying to upsell me?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's like I said, it's free
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  Speaker 1: of charge. It's just men of your age tend to
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  Speaker 1: start having bladder control issues around this time. So all right,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to I'm just wanted to do that
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  Speaker 1: service for you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is outrageous. This is rue the.
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  Speaker 1: Bladder control issues, because I agree.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard enough from you. Okay, I'm not that old.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just assuming when I reached that age in you know,
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  Speaker 1: twenty years or what, I'm ninety, I'll be as outraged
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  Speaker 1: as you are when I pee my pants. So my
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  Speaker 1: pants I can understand the frustration.
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  Speaker 3: Do you talk to all of your clients this way?
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  Speaker 3: This is supposed to be about reserving a car. Are
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  Speaker 3: you telling me I need adult diapers?
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  Speaker 1: Well, with the Scotch card, you wouldn't need the diaper
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  Speaker 1: because it would take care of it. I'm sorry. At
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  Speaker 1: this point, I don't even know what to say or
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  Speaker 1: how to proceed, other than to tell you that your wife,
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  Speaker 1: Eileen wanted to set you up for this prank call.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't mind how old you are what she wants
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  Speaker 1: to say?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on second, what?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I lean set this up because I don't
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  Speaker 1: work for the used car lot. My name is jeff
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  Speaker 1: from the radio Joe Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning,
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  Speaker 1: you were doing a phone tap on you, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: She told us that you were interested in buying your
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  Speaker 1: midlife crisis car, and she wanted us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, forty seven year olds, everything starts to go
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  Speaker 1: downhill from there. So put you down for the full
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  Speaker 1: midlife crisis package and just come into wrong. You can
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  Speaker 1: test traffical.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure there's room from my side teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, now she suddenly exists. That's late, okay. The
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  Speaker 1: weekend every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,