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Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Wingman · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone Tap, we call a guy who works
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  Speaker 1: for a big corporation because one of his coworker buddies
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  Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke and they told him they
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  Speaker 1: just hired someone from Germany to be on their team,
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  Speaker 1: and before he moves, he needs to ask a few
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  Speaker 1: questions on the business side.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: But our own resident German, Hans Glooberg, has different intentions. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: he wants to get down to business with the local ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to get to the business visiting.
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  Speaker 1: And he needs an American man to show him the way.
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  Speaker 1: Get your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, guten tag. Hello is this mass.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, Yes, this is Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hello Massieu. I am Hans. I am the new employee.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right, you're the new guy. Yeah, Dave said you
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  Speaker 3: were gonna call very good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually I do have a question. What did is
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  Speaker 2: not necessarily about the business?
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I am.
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  Speaker 2: Wondering are you single? What? I am just curious, like
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  Speaker 2: do you have a special fraud line or you know,
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  Speaker 2: I do not know your preference. Maybe you have a
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  Speaker 2: boy line.
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  Speaker 3: Perhaps No, I I'm single.
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  Speaker 2: Do not worry. No, I am not trying to make
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  Speaker 2: the romantic time on you wait what, I am due
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  Speaker 2: to the country and I am looking to find some
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  Speaker 2: beautiful women for myself. Oh yeah, and I want to
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  Speaker 2: know how does it work?
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  Speaker 3: How does it work to do what like find a
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  Speaker 3: beautiful woman?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I've seen in you know, the American movies about
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  Speaker 2: buying a drinking to impress the vomen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can do that here.
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  Speaker 2: But in Germany this is a little different. See we're
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  Speaker 2: talking to her about her body and her masculine hands
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  Speaker 2: and how many callises she can count on one? Two,
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  Speaker 2: U three? Ooh that one counts as too, one is
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  Speaker 2: growing on another one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if the women over here would
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, that is interesting to me. Why why not the
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  Speaker 2: you know, hunt callis pick up line? Oh like your
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  Speaker 2: calige go, you look very bumpy.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly talking about women's bodies isn't the best idea over here?
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  Speaker 2: I have seen in the American TV shows. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: do the pickup of the women. It is very similar
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  Speaker 2: to Germany, but we do the cows.
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  Speaker 3: Were you talking about cows?
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  Speaker 2: You know, like you talk to the woman and asking
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  Speaker 2: how many of the cows can she lift?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, that's not really a thing here.
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  Speaker 2: Really, or in Germany. The more cows a woman can
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  Speaker 2: throw over her shoulders, the more suitors will line up
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  Speaker 2: or down the corn.
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  Speaker 3: Now, oh my goodness, Well you've got some different customs
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  Speaker 3: over there, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like a cream cheese festival. It gets crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have the cream cheese festivals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't see we do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, You'll never know what's going to happen
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  Speaker 2: as the cream cheese festival. Yeah. One time I left
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  Speaker 2: and let us just say there were no cream cheese
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  Speaker 2: left hands ate it all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that's going to help you.
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  Speaker 3: I'd say just try to be yourself and make a
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  Speaker 3: connection with them.
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps I can use the help of my new friend, you, Matthew,
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  Speaker 2: you want to be wing man.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that we are at lunchtime. I'm sorry, I've
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  Speaker 3: got to end this call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh perfect is lunch for me too? You can go
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  Speaker 2: do the meat cute? Yeah? What's a meat cute? When
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  Speaker 2: you bump into somebody random? You know, you don't I
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  Speaker 2: don't know you, you don't know me? Whoopsie daisies. Right, in Germany,
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  Speaker 2: it's not meat cute. It's cute meat. You just bring
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  Speaker 2: fresh meat to your fraud line and it is so
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  Speaker 2: cute and the women love it. Would you like a
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  Speaker 2: spleen from the cow?
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  Speaker 3: That's different.
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  Speaker 2: That is how my grandparents got married. He gave her
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  Speaker 2: a cow spleen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's very cute.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly how it is saying sometimes you have a steak.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe next time you come in and you have an
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  Speaker 2: appendix from a rabbit.
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, it's lunchtime, I got run.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that sounds like a plan. Dave said that
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  Speaker 2: we should meet up for the prank phone call anyway,
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  Speaker 2: and for lunch as well. How are you saying two birds,
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  Speaker 2: one bird with stones one bird?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what did Dave say?
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  Speaker 2: The pranking of the phone call? What because your coagger?
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  Speaker 2: Dave said, you, man, this is actually Hose from Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: Dave said, you guys hired a new guy from Germany
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  Speaker 2: and you haven't met him yere. Oh well, well, what
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  Speaker 2: cut of meat will you bring for the ladies? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Man, oh, I am not getting into this.
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  Speaker 2: I highly recommend some type of honey badger.
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  Speaker 3: Bladder excellent, excellent, lady. I'll probably see you guys on
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  Speaker 3: the flip side.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll see you at work. I love you for
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  Speaker 2: head caisses.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah bye baby.
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  Speaker 3: Week up.
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