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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hey Square Peg · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another jew on the twenties. Hey, square Peg? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Square Peg? Who's square peg? You? Square peg?
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  Speaker 1: Round hole? Get it? You're kind of the odd man
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  Speaker 1: out here. Okay, all right, you're the new guy, right uh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like you just started working here. Yeah, I'm Casey right back.
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  Speaker 1: So you come in the door this morning. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to call and say, what up? Player? Okay? Who um?
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  Speaker 1: You're who Casey right back? I work over in accounting okay, yeah,
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: if you haven't heard, I'm the fun patrol around these parts. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What can I do for you? Booze cruise? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said booze cruise. Have you ever going to boost
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  Speaker 1: cruise before? No, I've not had the pleasure. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty fun. We do it here once a year
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  Speaker 1: Christmas time. You're in All right, what are you doing
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: at lunch? I want to go get haircuts? Do I
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: want to get a haircut? Yeah? Haircuts, Man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to get a haircut at lunch. I want to come.
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  Speaker 1: I got this great chick. She'll cut your hair and
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  Speaker 1: give you any extras you want, if you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. Just got a tipper. Yeah, No, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good on the haircut. Hey, fun fact for you know,
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  Speaker 1: the receptionist she used to be a dude. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're right. Yeah, okay, check it out, man,
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  Speaker 1: next time you talked to her. She's got an Adam's apple. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we got to officially initiate you into the group, new guy.
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  Speaker 1: When you want to do it, you know, I just
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  Speaker 1: like kind of coming to work and doing the thing
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  Speaker 1: and going home. I'm not really into anything after that,
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: ma boring alert. You almost put me to sleep there,
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  Speaker 1: a new guy. All right, Hey, I'm sorry if I'm
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: coming off a little brash. I've just been at the
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  Speaker 1: company a long time and I'm sort of like the
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  Speaker 1: welcoming committee for all the new employees. So no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah, so we got to initiate you, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, um, what what do you need me to do?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody punched you in that yet this morning? No? Not yet? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: wait for it. We do it to all the new people.
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  Speaker 1: You get a little tap, that's what I call it.
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  Speaker 1: That seriously does not happen here, right, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: does it. You'll find out wait till you're going to
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  Speaker 1: the copier machine, I come around the corner and tap you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like for that not to happen. Virtual tap. I
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  Speaker 1: just got you. I just virtually tapped you over the phone. Okay, Amon,
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  Speaker 1: is here any other reason that you're calling me? How
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  Speaker 1: about you drink a nice coalk and not drink a
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: relax man? How much you quit calling me and leave
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  Speaker 1: me the hell alone to do my job. You gotta relax, buddy, Kay. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't have time to this work all day
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  Speaker 1: and you drink out rum. They're like, oh man, we
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: don't want to be at the office anymore. I know
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  Speaker 1: it didn't rhyme, I know, I know. Still you get
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  Speaker 1: the point, right. This is Sean. Oh, this is Tracy
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  Speaker 1: and the human Resources. I'm just calling because we got
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  Speaker 1: some complaints about you tapping people and let you know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't do that here. I told you not to
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  Speaker 1: call me anymore. Okay, what are you talking about? This
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  Speaker 1: is not Tracy from human Resources. It's Casey from accounting
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  Speaker 1: and you need to knock off. No, actually it's it's
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  Speaker 1: neither one of those people. Weasey again wasting my time, bro.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: This is actually Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh, your buddy Drew set you up. He
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  Speaker 1: said you just started a new job and wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to screw with you. Okay. Yeah, haircuts. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like fun, doesn't it. It looks like a
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  Speaker 1: lot more fun than what I'm actually doing. Yeah. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties nine two point five