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Phone Tap: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to tap time on the phone bone. No, that's how
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  Speaker 1: the cool radio DJ say. Anyway, in today's phone tapp,
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  Speaker 1: I call what no oneer your mom's embarrassing. Anyway, in
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  Speaker 1: today's phone tapp, I call a woman who has a
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  Speaker 1: big work functioned dinner tomorrow night and she needs to
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  Speaker 1: pick up her dress that she had altered for the event. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so this should be a very quick and easy get in,
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  Speaker 1: grab the dress, get out situation. Yeah, but that's never
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  Speaker 1: the case when you do one of these calls. Is
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  Speaker 1: not fine. In fact, we're gonna try and make this
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  Speaker 1: the most frustrating call of her life. No, we'll see
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  Speaker 1: if we succeed. In your phone tap right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name's Terry. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling from Dress Alterations. I'm looking to speak with Diana. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is she Hi, Diana, good day to you nice.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because we got your dress all
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  Speaker 1: sized up and when were you thinking of grabbing it? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I can probably come in in like about an hour
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  Speaker 1: to pick it up from you guys. Oh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but we won't be open at that time unfortunately. Okay. Um, wait,
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  Speaker 1: did your hours change? I usually pick up some from
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  Speaker 1: you guys around that time. Yeah, they did. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. Um, So when are you open? Well, that
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  Speaker 1: kind of depends on the day because we just switched
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  Speaker 1: over to four hour work days. Four hour work days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of turn over here at the store,
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  Speaker 1: so the owners came up with an out of the
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  Speaker 1: box idea to increase our productivity. Okay, that's weird, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it is different. Could I come in around noon then? Oh, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: all of our workers will be on their lunch break
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  Speaker 1: at that time. That's included in the four hour work day.
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  Speaker 1: The lunch break isn't included. So like everyone's working a
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  Speaker 1: three and a half hour work day, well, sometimes less,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes a little more, but mostly less. Yeah, is there
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  Speaker 1: another time that works for your schedule? Because I can check. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I could do one one, okay, Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to check the schedule. Actually, they might be
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  Speaker 1: coming back from their fifth break around that time, So
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  Speaker 1: your fifth break. Yeah. The owners allow a maximum of
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  Speaker 1: seven small breaks per day, and usually everyone here takes
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  Speaker 1: most of them in the morning, I think to pick
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  Speaker 1: up my dress. I know, I know, and we're here
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  Speaker 1: for you. I don't think you are, actually, because if
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  Speaker 1: you here for me, then you be open more. You
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  Speaker 1: just tell me when you're open and I'll make it work. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: get a little feist you with me here, But that's
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  Speaker 1: all right. Let me just look at the schedule. Would
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  Speaker 1: two oh seven work for you today? Two oh seven? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two oh seven. I think we can make that happen.
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  Speaker 1: I think, why is it such a specific time? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just know that sometimes they might open for a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes around that time, but then they'll close by
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  Speaker 1: two oh nine. This is ridiculous. What you're open for
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  Speaker 1: two minutes? Yeah? Maybe less? Though? How about this, because Diana, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I like you all right, and it sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: unhappy with this new policy. So yeah, how about I
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  Speaker 1: book you an appointment for a dress fitting? Okay, And
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  Speaker 1: that means they'll have to be here for that, and
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  Speaker 1: then when you're here, you can just grab your dress. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little insider knowledge for you. There. Girl, just
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  Speaker 1: gave you the secret. Squirrel. Go ahead, put that on lockdown. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Well, it means we're
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  Speaker 1: squirrel friends. I just want my dress, ken, you just
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  Speaker 1: book the appointment for me. Then, all right, you got it,
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  Speaker 1: And looks like we have an opening for a fitting
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  Speaker 1: about three weeks from now. Three weeks. No, I need
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  Speaker 1: it for this weekend. I need my dress now this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, tomorrow's the start of employee appreciation day, so
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  Speaker 1: no one's going to be here. Now, are you messing
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  Speaker 1: with me? Right now? This is ridiculous. This is not
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  Speaker 1: very convenient, is it. Yeah? I would say it's definitely
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  Speaker 1: the opposite of convenient. You're making it impossible for me
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  Speaker 1: to come in for ten seconds and pick up my dress.
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  Speaker 1: Hey there, Hey there, squirrel friend. Okay, I hear you.
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  Speaker 1: You seem a little bit stressed. I'm telling you that,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe you need an appreciation day. No, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to come down there right now and if no one's
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  Speaker 1: in there, you know what, I'm just going to break
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  Speaker 1: in and get my dress myself because this is ridiculous. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well before you do, I'm going to shock you here
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  Speaker 1: the place might actually be open. What I don't actually
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  Speaker 1: work there. Excuse me? What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: call me about my dress. I'm talking about. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually a joke because my name's really jeff from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Wait what Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is all a prank call. What Oh my god? I
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  Speaker 1: thought this was like a real thing. What's they're happening? No,
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  Speaker 1: we just talked with your coworker, Maddie. She set you
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  Speaker 1: up for this because she said you were getting your
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  Speaker 1: dress tailored for a really important business party. She wanted
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  Speaker 1: to have a little fun with you. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: she did that to me. Oh look, I just had
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  Speaker 1: an opening for three years from now. Come up on
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  Speaker 1: my computers. Oh my god, stop you stop. Squirrel friend.
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  Speaker 1: This insane? Did you get what I did there? Like girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: but squirrel friend friends for life? I got it? Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,