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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #7 Ed Daniels Aryan Arugula · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: down the top ten phone taps of Christmas, and it's
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  Speaker 1: time for number seven. We're getting there. Here we are,
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  Speaker 1: and today Jose poses as a hard hitting investigative reporter
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  Speaker 1: named Ed Daniels. This is one of my favorite. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's asking tough questions to a local business owner, wondering
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  Speaker 1: if all the nasty rumors that we just made up
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  Speaker 1: about him are true. Oh my god, it's amazing. People
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  Speaker 1: need the truth, Joe. You're gonna hear his responses in
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  Speaker 1: your number seven phone tap of twenty twenty two. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: he's brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas by the Fitness.
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  Speaker 1: This is Joel. Oh? Is this Joel the manager of
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  Speaker 1: the workout establishment? Yes? That's me. What can I do
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  Speaker 1: for you? Hey man? My name's Ed Daniels. I work
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  Speaker 1: at Kyard Television as a reporter do you have a
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  Speaker 1: moment to talk with me? Of course I do, okay,
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  Speaker 1: open the place recently trying to get some press going,
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  Speaker 1: oh you don't get the name out there. So this
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  Speaker 1: is great, Thank you very much. Well perfect, So you
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  Speaker 1: give us permission to talk with you real quick? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. Okay, great because we're going live in three
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  Speaker 1: two one. This is Ed Daniels on the phone live
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  Speaker 1: with Joel, owner of the controversial new workout facility Body
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  Speaker 1: Fitness Controversial. We didn't know if there's any controversy here. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there have been rumors that your fitness club recently installed
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  Speaker 1: full length mirrors with the sole intent of body shaming customers.
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  Speaker 1: Can you confirm what no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: never mind you you did consent to this interview? Well, Jess, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I did consent to the interview. But we we've we've
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  Speaker 1: definitely not had any likes for body shaming. No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: This justin mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the sleaziest
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  Speaker 1: gem owner of all? I think we have our answer
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  Speaker 1: back to you in studio. Well no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, don't go back to the studio and we're out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, fantastic job, Joe. Wow, I love the panic
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  Speaker 1: in your voice. The viewers are just gonna eat this
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  Speaker 1: up to We're not trying to body see customers. You
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  Speaker 1: are lying, well, that's not what my sources are saying. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: who are your sources? Who are your genius sources? Here? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: a good reporter never reveals his sources. I will say
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  Speaker 1: it could be Amber at the front desk. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you serious would say that? I mean, you probably should
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  Speaker 1: have given her the rays that she asked for. And
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  Speaker 1: we're live in three to one. No, no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not okay with it. Thanks guys, We're back with
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  Speaker 1: the alleged fitness center sleeves bag. At least that's what
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  Speaker 1: the papers are saying. Joel, what papers? This is the
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  Speaker 1: news and we have the scoop. What do you have
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  Speaker 1: to say about the accusations that the arugula you're using
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  Speaker 1: in your Healthy Green smoothies are shaped like swastikass? What
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  Speaker 1: you out your money? You just heard the hot take
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  Speaker 1: from Hitler's Juice Bar. No, no, no, no, this is
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  Speaker 1: not Hitler's Juice Bar. You can't say that. Just like
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  Speaker 1: the listeners, I did not see that coming, get it
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  Speaker 1: not see this coming. This is Ed Daniel's reporting live
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  Speaker 1: back to Human Studio. Wait wait, hold on, stop and
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  Speaker 1: we're clear. Oh man, what are you doing? It's called
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  Speaker 1: investigative journalism, Joel, you're going to ruin names. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: you were pretty courageous in there, not, you know, hiding
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  Speaker 1: from your East German roots. Well, I don't have East
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  Speaker 1: German wils. I'm spanning, Oh Argentina. Yeah, I hear a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them moved there. No, that makes sense. Actually, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you got it all wrong. You're not even listening to me.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you say Hitler's juice bar. That's gonna kill
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  Speaker 1: my business? Well that's not true. I mean I just
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  Speaker 1: covered an Aryan nation rally last week. They'll be lining
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  Speaker 1: up at the door to buy your racist smoothies or
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  Speaker 1: juices or I know what Aryan Nation people coming to
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  Speaker 1: work out here. Wait, I'm actually looking at your picture
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  Speaker 1: online right now, Joel, were you at that rally? No,
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  Speaker 1: because you look familiar, slander. You can't do this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have my lawyers sue you. I love your energy
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  Speaker 1: right now, hold onto it. No, because we are going
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  Speaker 1: live in three Why why don't live? And we're back
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  Speaker 1: again live with Joel Blitz Cray. Agree, you're just confirmed
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  Speaker 1: with me. The next white supremacist gathering will be held
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  Speaker 1: right here at his local gym. I am not a
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  Speaker 1: white supremist. I'm a legitimate business owner. We're over everybody.
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  Speaker 1: We are running out of time. And oh this last thing,
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  Speaker 1: justin This is not the local news. This is all
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  Speaker 1: made up. What that's right? This is a local radio
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  Speaker 1: DJ playing a prank on you, courtesy of your brother Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: Back to you in studio, on Tyler to do with
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  Speaker 1: because my name is actually Jose for the ratio Brick
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your brother Tyler's set you up. Oh so
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  Speaker 1: you're not so we weren't. We weren't live. Well, we
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  Speaker 1: were on the radio, but not on the news. And
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  Speaker 1: everyone knows that this is a joke, so don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I saw my wife flash before my eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Man, your brother made us do it.
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  Speaker 1: Long question, man, you give me a heart attack here,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm gonna kill my brother. Sounds like something
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  Speaker 1: a Nazi would say. Okay, back to you in studio.
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  Speaker 1: That was your number seven phone tap of twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: two Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,