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Phone Tap: The One With the Friends Interview · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: been in job interviews before, and the number one rule,
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  Speaker 1: other than remembering to wear pants is that it's really
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  Speaker 1: important one I don't know. But also remember don't be rude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, any circumstances, you have to keep your cool. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's why today we call a guy who is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to have a very important meeting for a director's role
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  Speaker 1: at a new company, and you can tell he has
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  Speaker 1: a really hard time staying nice, and it's because of
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  Speaker 1: the situation that we put him in. What situation is
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  Speaker 1: that he's being interviewed by the most inexperienced professional we
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  Speaker 1: could find, which turns out to be our own social
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  Speaker 1: media coordinator, Alexis you're doing the interview? Oh yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it in your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now? Hello? Hi is this Max? Yeah? This is him?
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  Speaker 1: Hi Max. My name's Tiffany, I see that you were
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  Speaker 1: scheduled to have an interview at this time with my
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  Speaker 1: boss for the director position. Oh yes, yeah, okay, well
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but she's actually tied up in a
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  Speaker 1: big meeting, so she's not available to do the interview
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  Speaker 1: right now. Oh that that's okay. I mean she'ld be
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  Speaker 1: just reschedule. No, actually, she said I could go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and do the interview, and she gave me full authority
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  Speaker 1: to make the decisions. Is it authority? Authority? I think
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  Speaker 1: you mean authority. Oh I thought the age was silent.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, yeah, no worries. So anyways, Um, I've
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  Speaker 1: never done one of these before, but I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: my best. So wait, you've you've never done one of
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  Speaker 1: these before. No, I haven't, so I'm kind of nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Are you nervous? Well, I mean not really, but just yeah, like,
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  Speaker 1: let's just go ahead, awesome, jump into it. Okay, if
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  Speaker 1: you're ready, I'm ready. So first question, let's say you're
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  Speaker 1: on a beach laying in the sun, and you wake
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  Speaker 1: up and you see an alligator at your feet. How
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  Speaker 1: would you handle that? A like a Rachel b like
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  Speaker 1: a Monica or see like a Phoebe. Um, what yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like picture yourself in that situation. What would you do?
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  Speaker 1: Would you act like Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? You mean
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  Speaker 1: the characters from Friends? Duh? So how would you deal
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  Speaker 1: with it? I I'm sorry, I don't know how they answer,
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  Speaker 1: and just like I wasn't expected. Okay, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put down that you refuse to answer? Wait? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no no no, I'm not gonna look so good.
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  Speaker 1: I just it's different than in like a normal question
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  Speaker 1: in an interview, you know, Okay, well I need to
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  Speaker 1: put something down. I guess Monica because she's very detail
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  Speaker 1: oriented and that's kind of how I like to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: operation in the workplace. She's also kind of high maintenance,
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  Speaker 1: like in season one the episode called the one with
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  Speaker 1: the butt. Wait what, it's the one where Monica goes
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  Speaker 1: crazy when Rachel moves the green ottoman from where it's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be. Oh okay, So, so what you're saying
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  Speaker 1: that you're like her? I don't know. I mean, was
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  Speaker 1: there is there a right or wrong answer to this?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't I personally would have chosen Phoebe
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  Speaker 1: for the alligator, but I'll put you down for Monica.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really confused because I don't I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what you want me to say. So let's move on
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  Speaker 1: to question two. Sure, let's say you're on vacation and
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  Speaker 1: you fall asleep in a beach chair. Wait, wasn't that
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  Speaker 1: the last question? Oh, I just did an oopsie poopsy.
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  Speaker 1: So let's say you're on vacation and the cute bellboys
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  Speaker 1: slips you his phone number while he's bringing your bags
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  Speaker 1: to your room. Super cute. What do you a go
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  Speaker 1: full Joey on him? Be full Chandler or see half Ross? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's I'm sorry, are all these questions about the show? Friends?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, this is my first ever interview, so
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  Speaker 1: I went on to BuzzFeed to look up some good questions.
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  Speaker 1: I just mean to say something because, okay, then say something.
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  Speaker 1: This is kind of a huge position. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: being honest to in my dream job, So if it
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  Speaker 1: comes down to if I'm a Monica or a Joey,
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  Speaker 1: it just seems like a little unfair. I mean, don't
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  Speaker 1: you want to know about my background? Okay? I mean, sure,
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  Speaker 1: we can skip to your background if you want. Okay, Yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so when you were younger, did you think the makeouts
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  Speaker 1: were hotter in season four or season five? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: no offense to you, but I don't think I need
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  Speaker 1: to be judged on my opinions of the TV show. Friend.
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  Speaker 1: This is like a big job interview, and I think
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  Speaker 1: I need to just reschedule with your boss at like
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  Speaker 1: a different time. Okay, so you're going to handle this
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  Speaker 1: like a Chandler? What does that even mean? I don't
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  Speaker 1: think your girlfriend Chloe would like how you answered that
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  Speaker 1: last question. What do you know, Chloe? Duh, she's the
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  Speaker 1: one who set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Get out here. Yeah, I don't work for the company
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  Speaker 1: you're interviewing at. My name is Alexis, and I work
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  Speaker 1: on a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Chloe, want to loosen you up
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  Speaker 1: for your real interview that got rescheduled to tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: just like wondering, I'm like, why the reception it's interviewing me?
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  Speaker 1: And why am I getting asked like a million friends question?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you're criticizing the interview. That's a total Rachel move.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I am the Rachel then, I mean she
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  Speaker 1: is the hottest though, yeah, duh, duh. Wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with Foom taps weekday mornings on the Twenties, Broke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.