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Phone Tap: Big Big Energy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: drinks and powders and supplements that people use for their nutrition.
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  Speaker 1: It's just gotten crazy. Oh my god. Yeah, someone was
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  Speaker 1: trying to talk me into putting mushroom powder in my coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's weird. I know Alexis orders for
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  Speaker 1: mac and cheese with a protein powder boost. Now, So
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  Speaker 1: just imagine working on one of those like vitamin and
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  Speaker 1: supplement shops and the kinds of people who call in
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  Speaker 1: asking for all sorts of random things, and they have
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  Speaker 1: to figure out the best product to match their test
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  Speaker 1: stotsterone needs but it has to be all organic, but
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  Speaker 1: it can't be processed in Thailand. So we're going to
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  Speaker 1: call a guy today who's been dealing with those types
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  Speaker 1: of questions at his job, and I'm gonna ask for
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  Speaker 1: something I know he doesn't have in his store, but
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna try and help me anywhere. It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now the twenty. Thanks for calling Vitamin and Nutrition.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jerry. How can I help you? Hey? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering if you had anything for um, for energy? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to get a little bit more specific
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  Speaker 1: than that. Are you talking about like an energy boost
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  Speaker 1: for a workout or a B twelve vitamin for overall feeling? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of looking for a specific kind of energy.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of energy is that? You know? Um? Big
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  Speaker 1: big energy? Um, big big energy? Is that more like
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  Speaker 1: lifting weights? Or is that more of an activity type thing? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Just this running now? Like? Um, like you don't have
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  Speaker 1: a girl say they want like a big boss? Like
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  Speaker 1: like like like a boss, like you need a boss
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  Speaker 1: like me hit him with that big big energy. Oh
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  Speaker 1: wow yeah like that like the song on the radio
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  Speaker 1: that big yeah. Well the energy. Well the song is
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  Speaker 1: kind of a reflection on what's going on in real
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  Speaker 1: life right now. Oh. I guess that's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: energy going on. Yeah, and I want I want some
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  Speaker 1: of it. Is there a supplement to give me that?
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  Speaker 1: Because I want to be the remedy? So you want
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  Speaker 1: to be the remedy? Up? Yeah, why are you laughing
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  Speaker 1: at me. I just want to be the big energy remedy.
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  Speaker 1: Hey look, hey, I don't mean to laugh at you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I want to help you, but I'm not gladly Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll break it down for you like this. Um. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when they see it, they might want to try it
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  Speaker 1: off to Hennethy, but they want to get the four
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  Speaker 1: play and kill the like a cold case. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: what I want. I want to be somebody's boss. I
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  Speaker 1: would take one big, big energy. Please. I think he
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong story. I'm so sorry. You may need
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  Speaker 1: a prescription for that. No, I don't. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: a prescription. I just need a big, big energy. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about the little blue peel, right, No, a little
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  Speaker 1: blue one. Not not that I can't score that pretty
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  Speaker 1: faith a little way with a big old bed, because
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  Speaker 1: that's how the big big energy gets it. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna need the blue peel for that. You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna help me holding out care. I can't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: help you. I can't. This is a vitamin and nutrition.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're trying to hog all the cookie to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you sound like a really good dude.
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  Speaker 1: I really would like to help you. I really would.
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  Speaker 1: You're not helping me, really because I'm trying to bust
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  Speaker 1: it on the pole like Onyx. You sho't know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of rap lyrics. Are you trying to be a
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  Speaker 1: stripple or something? Wat's not listen to what I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to say. Okay, I want to I want all the
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  Speaker 1: ladies to beany and be like, oh he the daddy
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  Speaker 1: from the streets want to rock that miclack karaoke. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you're just doing the lyrics of one song whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I just I need the big, big energy and if
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  Speaker 1: you won't give it to me, then I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get it from your coworker, Typhon. Yeah, he've
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  Speaker 1: got big, big energy. He showed me. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I'm saying it takes some big, big energy
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  Speaker 1: to ask to prank call your friends, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: Typhon did. Oh yeah, because my name is actually Jeff
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just did a big, big phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: You just did a big your coworker, Tyson set you up. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You said customers are calling up all the time asking
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  Speaker 1: for products and never really knowing what they want, and
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  Speaker 1: it gets really annoying you. I wanted to bust on
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  Speaker 1: the pole like ones. I'm like, what is this dude
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You know what I'm talking about, brother, This
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  Speaker 1: whole time, man, I talked to you like this little
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  Speaker 1: nerd dude. And I don't know what she was asking for. Man,
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning