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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Demon Dog · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: we call a lady who's complained to her apartment several
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  Speaker 1: times about a loud dog barking somewhere in her building. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I hate that. That's hard. It's disrupting her while she's
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  Speaker 1: trying to work from home. So what are we going
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  Speaker 1: to do about it? Well, just like Jose, when you
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  Speaker 1: get noise complaints in your apartment about being too loud
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  Speaker 1: and too funny on your twitch street. Yeah it's never
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  Speaker 1: too funny, but yeah, too loud. But wouldn't you rather
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  Speaker 1: the person reach out with you and talk to you,
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  Speaker 1: like directly about it? Yeah? Yes, I would just love
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  Speaker 1: that it's not too awkward. No, well I could be,
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  Speaker 1: but probably not. Well, that's what we do. When Timid
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  Speaker 1: Benjamin calls. Yeah, he's going to defend his pup in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now, it's another taps on the twenties. Hello, Hello, UM,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is this. My name is Benjamin. I
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  Speaker 1: lived in your building. Management gave me your phone number.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry what I said? Management, the managers of the
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  Speaker 1: building that you live in. Sorry. Do you need to
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  Speaker 1: clean some dirt out of your ears so you can
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  Speaker 1: hear better? I'm sorry? What is this regarding? You've been
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  Speaker 1: complaining about a dog barking in the building and that
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  Speaker 1: dog is mine? Um, and then you said management gave
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  Speaker 1: you my number. That's right? Oh my god? Did we
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  Speaker 1: should talk things out? H Okay, this is so. I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't think that they would give you my phone number,
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  Speaker 1: did you? Did you hear me before? My name is Benjamin, Benjamin?
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  Speaker 1: And okay, my dog's name is Demon okay, as in Satan. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought you said. Yeah, Demon's a real sweetheart.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't want to make this a big thing.
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  Speaker 1: I love the animals. But doesn't sound like it've been complaining.
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  Speaker 1: I have spoken up because your dog has been disruptive
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  Speaker 1: to like the apartment's environment. You maybe you've been disruptive
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  Speaker 1: to my dog and he's speaking up. What have you
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  Speaker 1: have you ever thought about that? No? Because I never
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  Speaker 1: have met your dog because you don't care about dog rights, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to respond to that. I like,
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  Speaker 1: I can have your dog park all day, So that's
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  Speaker 1: that that is. What do you want to do about it? Um? Uh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I would like I would like management to take care
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  Speaker 1: of it, but I don't know what can be done.
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  Speaker 1: You shut up. It's my turn. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: I have a solution that would fix things pretty quick.
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  Speaker 1: Why why don't you move? Okay, no, no, this is
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  Speaker 1: not This is not how neighbors talk to each other.
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  Speaker 1: And this is maybe why your dog is so disrespectful
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  Speaker 1: and barking all day because you don't have boundary. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: what did you say to me? Your dog barks all day?
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  Speaker 1: Like I worked from home, I am on like called
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  Speaker 1: all day zooms. Everyone's like, what's up with your dog?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's not even my dog. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea where that dog is. Do you know who
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  Speaker 1: my mom is? What you're about to she's really rich.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna have her by the apartment
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  Speaker 1: building and then we're gonna kick you out the streets. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you get your mom's money. Sorry, I was
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  Speaker 1: just picturing you out on the street. Who are you?
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  Speaker 1: My name's My name's Benjamin. Do I have to repeat
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  Speaker 1: myself from a third time. What I want is for
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  Speaker 1: your mom to buy you a dog walker. My mom
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't like the way you're talking to me. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: how old are you. I'm thirty four years old, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and you need your mommy to come and like stick
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  Speaker 1: up for you. Dude, Just take care of your dog.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're pretty fiery. Huh. Yeah. I guess I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little stressed out because I can't get any work done.
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  Speaker 1: I like a woman who's got some fiering No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no no no. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing right now. But again, don't be afraid
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  Speaker 1: of a good thing. Don't fight it, you no, just
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  Speaker 1: give in to taltation. No an angel on your left
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  Speaker 1: shoulder and a deatment on your right. And I want
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  Speaker 1: you to listen to the demon. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want the dog's name is demon too. Where your
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  Speaker 1: friends can just take care of your dog. Don't ever
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  Speaker 1: call me again. Okay, I'm going to report this to management.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been with a man who wears oshra coosh. Gosh,
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  Speaker 1: my mom says cord right overalls are still sexy. Please
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. And this is very uncomfortable. It's making
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  Speaker 1: me a little uncomfortable too. What's going on? What is
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  Speaker 1: going on? This is a break call Ellen. My name
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  Speaker 1: is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh my god, can you roommate? Emma set
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  Speaker 1: you up? Oh my god, sorry, Oh thank god. Emma
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  Speaker 1: said that you've heard some dog going nuts all day
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  Speaker 1: in your apartment building and you've been complaining to management
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  Speaker 1: about it, so she thought we could mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, your mom going to buy the building
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  Speaker 1: and kick me out? Are you kidding? But then when
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  Speaker 1: you got kicked out, you could move in with me
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