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Phone Tap: Sabotage My Wedding · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call Hate to say this, but
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  Speaker 1: you know it's true. There's a lot of guys out
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  Speaker 1: there who, just like Brook's husband, got tricked into marriage.
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  Speaker 1: I tell him so every day. That's not going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to our own. Jose Bolangnos today because he pretends
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  Speaker 1: to be a groom with a serious case of cold feet,
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  Speaker 1: and he calls a minister with a diabolical plan of
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  Speaker 1: how to go through with the ceremony without really going
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  Speaker 1: through with the ceremony. Pretty pretty smart, you'll hear for
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  Speaker 1: yourself and your phone tapp right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this William the minister guy for the weddings yesterdays?
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  Speaker 1: Who am I speaking with? My name's Victor. My fiance
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  Speaker 1: booked you to performer ceremony. It's coming up in a
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  Speaker 1: couple of weeks, and I just I have a couple
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  Speaker 1: of questions that are really important Okay, Victor, is there
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  Speaker 1: a reason why you're whispering? Um, My fiance is in
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  Speaker 1: the other room, and I want this to be a surprise,
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  Speaker 1: just between you, between you and me. Yeah, sure, I understand.
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  Speaker 1: Let me grab a pencil and paper and let me
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  Speaker 1: take some notes for you. Okay, good, thank you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we um, So about the marriage license? Do we
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  Speaker 1: sign that before or after the wedding? Traditionally we would
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  Speaker 1: have couples signed the certificate after the ceremony is done. Okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: could you write down the date instead of at Can
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  Speaker 1: you say April thirty first, I'm the certificate. Well that
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't really make much sense since April only has
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  Speaker 1: thirty days and yeah, yeah, no, one don't even notice. Also,
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  Speaker 1: could you misspell my name on it? I'm sorry, this
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  Speaker 1: isn't this isn't making much sense right now. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: just instead of Victor with a V, just do like
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  Speaker 1: a be like Victor, something very subtle. I don't understand, Victor,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on right now? I just can't do adjust
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  Speaker 1: a few things for me on like the actual day.
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  Speaker 1: So at the end of the ceremony, when it's all
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  Speaker 1: said and done, I'm not legally married. No, like a
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  Speaker 1: clerical error or two would be nice. I'm sorry, what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about. Let me give you example. When
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  Speaker 1: you ask if this man takes this woman? You know
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  Speaker 1: that you know that part? Yeah? Yeah, Will you do
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  Speaker 1: air quotes like with your fingers over your head and
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  Speaker 1: say does this man? I need it on video for proof. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know what's going on. I've dealt with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of men that are very nervous about time the knot.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, speaking of time the knot, my fingers are
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  Speaker 1: going to be crossed the whole time. Tell the camera
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  Speaker 1: guy to make sure he sees that. If you are
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  Speaker 1: being serious with me right now, then I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to say no, I'm not going to do that. What
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  Speaker 1: come on, man? Why? I just need you to tweak
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  Speaker 1: some things. As long as I'm officiating your ceremony, I
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  Speaker 1: am not going to have anybody desecrate the sanctimoni of marriage. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's just not it's not going to happen, Victor.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, listen, marriage is great. No, no, it's not
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  Speaker 1: going to happen this way. She can be happy and
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  Speaker 1: think we're married. Okay again, I know, and you know
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  Speaker 1: we're not really married. It's completely normal that you're having
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  Speaker 1: these feelings. But I'm not the person that you should
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  Speaker 1: be speaking to about this. I mean, you should be
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  Speaker 1: speaking with your fiance about that. Have you talked with
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  Speaker 1: her about this? Yeah? I did. I whispered in her
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  Speaker 1: ear when she was asleep once and she's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like and rolled over and does that count? No? It
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  Speaker 1: needs to happen as a conversation between the two of you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are come to be life partners together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but dude, do you want me to tell a bride
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  Speaker 1: zilla that I don't want to get married weeks before
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  Speaker 1: her wedding? It's like throwing a pork chop to a
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  Speaker 1: pack of wolves, man and then saying, hey, wolves, don't
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  Speaker 1: eat that park job. Yeah, I eat that pork chop. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else I can tell you. I've
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  Speaker 1: said everything. I look, dude, what if I told you
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  Speaker 1: it's a brank phone call and I paid you double?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I should probably speak in
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  Speaker 1: my regular voice. Then this is actually Jose for the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this
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  Speaker 1: is a phone tap. You are officially been dranked Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, who did this? Actually your assistant Bev, she's
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  Speaker 1: the one who gave me yourself. She said she wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to prank you because wedding season's coming up and
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  Speaker 1: you have a busy schedule. You know. I was just thinking,
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  Speaker 1: what the nuts tubs are we doing this wedding for? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: at least there's one wedding you don't have to worry about,
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  Speaker 1: and that's mine. Huh. You're getting quadruple pay and I'm
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  Speaker 1: crossing my fingers the whole time, just getting on the camera.
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