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Phone Tap PODCAST: Jury Duty Busted! · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away another on
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Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm five. Hello, all right, this
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Speaker 1: is case. You're right back calling from the county courts?
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Speaker 1: Is James there? Yeah? This is James. How are you?
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Speaker 1: We received your letter regarding the reason for missing jury duty? Okay,
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Speaker 1: and I just want to be sure that I have
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Speaker 1: this all correct. It says here that your wife is
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Speaker 1: pregnant and she's due any day now. That's why you
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Speaker 1: couldn't attend, right, James, are just gonna be honest. You
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Speaker 1: know what it sounds like you did to me? What's that?
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you just served me up a big bull
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Speaker 1: salad and I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat bulls. Can
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Speaker 1: you feel me? I'm sorry? Bull salad? Yep? You got
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Speaker 1: a big, heaping pile a bullet on the floor in
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Speaker 1: front of me, and I just got some new shoes
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Speaker 1: and I'm not stepping in it. If you get my drift, listen,
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Speaker 1: I don't don't I only think I'm lying or something.
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Speaker 1: I can't make Jerry duty. I don't. I appreciate you
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Speaker 1: can call me bullet. Okay, so so, and you can't
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Speaker 1: do it because your wife's pregnant. That's why you're saying, right, yeah,
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Speaker 1: she's gonna give birth anything. Now, why don't you just
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Speaker 1: bring her down onto the courts and let me examine her.
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Speaker 1: That sounds a little a little inappropriate. Um right, you
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Speaker 1: know it's inappropriate, in my opinion, is lying to the
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Speaker 1: courts because we've already talked to your co workers and
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Speaker 1: your mother in law and a couple other people, and
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Speaker 1: they have confirmed that Kathleen, your wife, is not pregnant.
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Speaker 1: I want to talk about that. You talk to my
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Speaker 1: mother in law? I did. Why don't you just be
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Speaker 1: honest with me and admit that you're lying to get
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Speaker 1: out of Jerry duty. Damn it? Um yeah, okay, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm lying. My wife is not pregnant. I wish it
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Speaker 1: wouldn't have come to this, but it has. If you
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Speaker 1: want to turn yourself in today, I think the judge
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Speaker 1: will go easy on you. That would be my best advice. Well,
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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to jail. I'm not getting
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Speaker 1: arrested for this. You definitely will be arrested, sir. I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna be arrested. Yes, you come down here, you'll be booked.
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Speaker 1: You could get anywhere between three and six months. Hopefully,
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Speaker 1: if you're nice, the judge will give you just three months.
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Speaker 1: Three months in jail, Yes, you got it. You gotta
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Speaker 1: be kidding me. And I'm not talking like a county
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Speaker 1: lock up either. You're going to prison for three months
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Speaker 1: at least. That is insane. Nobody who goes to prison
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Speaker 1: for this, It happens all the time. Well, you can
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Speaker 1: go to jail and you screwed up big time. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I think I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I cannot
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Speaker 1: go to jail kill women. I got a job. I
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Speaker 1: can't lose my job. I can't go to jail man. Oh,
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Speaker 1: so that's that's how you're gonna play it. How you're
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Speaker 1: gonna turn on the water works and maybe I'll be
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Speaker 1: lenient and go back and tell the judge that your
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Speaker 1: wife is in fact pregnant. Is that what you're gonna do?
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Speaker 1: Is that the game we're playing. I'm not playing a game, man.
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Speaker 1: I just can't go to jail, whatever, whatever, whatever, I
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Speaker 1: can do. I can't. I can't. I can't go to jail.
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Speaker 1: You're pretty good at that fake cry there. I like it.
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Speaker 1: I like it, dude. I'm not faking all right, I'm
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Speaker 1: a little freaked out. This is ridiculous. Well you think
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Speaker 1: you're gonna be crying now, wait till the big guy
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Speaker 1: in the shower asked you to pick up the soap.
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Speaker 1: You're gonna really be crying. Then, come on, man, you
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Speaker 1: wish you'd have just shown up for that jury duty
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Speaker 1: all you look, dude? Can you help me out? All?
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Speaker 1: I cannot go to jail? All right, I'm sorry. Message
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Speaker 1: you guys. What can I do to get out of this?
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Speaker 1: There's gotta be something I can do to get out.
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Speaker 1: There is one thing you can do to get out
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Speaker 1: of anything. Anything. You'll do anything, yes, yes, anything? All
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Speaker 1: if you was just admit that you were phone tapped
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Speaker 1: by Jewil from Moving ninety two point five, and this
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Speaker 1: whole thing will blow over And why do you will
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Speaker 1: ever know what holy this is actually Jewel from brook
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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning, I'm Moving ninety two point
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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Your wife Kathleen
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Speaker 1: sat you up. She said she thinks you're a horrible
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Speaker 1: liar and knew that you can break down. Holy that
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Speaker 1: was dude. That was the worst prank ever. Actually, I
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Speaker 1: thought it was one of the best. Yeah from your
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Speaker 1: end week up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday
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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenty ninety two point five