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Phone Tap: Rolando Loves Pie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers who visit one eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: d Uyowa dot com or call. There's been a little
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  Speaker 1: war going on in town between two ladies whose friendship
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  Speaker 1: goes back decades. Oh okay, Every year at the local
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  Speaker 1: fair they both enter the same pie baking contest. This
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  Speaker 1: is funny. Every year it's the same smack talk. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my cape cod Blueberry's going to beat the pants off
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  Speaker 1: of your hazelnut Huckleberry. Are you really like into this drama?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all about it. I like that. So at this point,
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  Speaker 1: the pies have been baked, they've been submitted to the judges,
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  Speaker 1: and now the ladies are just waiting for the results.
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  Speaker 1: But in the meantime, one friend named Ronda asked us
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  Speaker 1: to prank the other saying by saying she won, and
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  Speaker 1: the lady were about to call loss. So you won't
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  Speaker 1: believe who's gonna have to break the news when we do.
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  Speaker 1: Your phone tap right now on the twenties, Hello Jays,
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  Speaker 1: is this Monica? Yes? Ask his calling? Oh I am Rolando.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, do I know you? No? You do not,
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  Speaker 1: But Monica, I know you. How do you know me?
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  Speaker 1: You recently entered the County Fair Banking contest? No, I
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  Speaker 1: did see. I am a judge and I was nominated
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  Speaker 1: to tell you the results of the very based by contest. Hey, um,
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  Speaker 1: how did I do? Are you calling me? Mean? Did
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  Speaker 1: I want? Well? First? I want you to know I
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  Speaker 1: have DAYSI Jorge bye? And can I just say jeez?
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  Speaker 1: I wow? I thought it was pretty good, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize it was de good. Thank you? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: this bye, it must be in a museum forever being savor.
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  Speaker 1: It should be illegal for you to make it again.
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  Speaker 1: It was so succulent and in sexy. I really don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to say about that. My assuming that I
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  Speaker 1: won a grand price. Oh, you have won the greatest prize,
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  Speaker 1: my admiration, Thank you very much. Welcome. What was the
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  Speaker 1: official score? What? What? What all did I win? I'm
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  Speaker 1: very excited to hear all this. Bye, Jase, the official
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  Speaker 1: score of the very best Byes. You received a fourth place.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations fourth place. You called me to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: I want fourth place. See, I am could not be
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  Speaker 1: more confused. I mean, you're just going on and on
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  Speaker 1: about how sensual my pie was and and I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand this at all. How could you do this? I
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of fun tasting your bie man, well
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  Speaker 1: I last time you tasted, sir, I hope that is
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  Speaker 1: not true, because I yearned and I long for the
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  Speaker 1: taste of your by the next time I could put
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  Speaker 1: my tongue. This is not the way you handle telling
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  Speaker 1: somebody that they came in fourth place for crying out loud.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that is not what Ronda Hall said when I
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  Speaker 1: called her about her first place. Huckleberry Pie tasted whenever
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  Speaker 1: I would like Nda. Ronda did not win first place
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  Speaker 1: over my pie. Oh jays, Huckleberry pie is cramp compared
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  Speaker 1: to mine. Can I please tell you about her own
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  Speaker 1: the spy and why it won the first place? So
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about Ronda hie, but you should. It
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  Speaker 1: was mouth watton. I don't want to hear it, voluptuous.
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  Speaker 1: It made me say, Jay's lando, Okay, you can stop.
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  Speaker 1: We're done at least I am. I am still licking
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  Speaker 1: the spoon right now from both of jer pies. So
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  Speaker 1: not already. You can tell one where she can shove
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  Speaker 1: that pie. I can tell her that after I'm done
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  Speaker 1: telling you that this is only a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say to me? This is not Rolando,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're kidding me. No, Actually, Ronda is kidding you,
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  Speaker 1: your friend. She's the one who set you up to me.
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  Speaker 1: You said you guys are both in a pie competition together,
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  Speaker 1: and she wanted us to mess with you. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you're really uptight right now, waiting for the results any
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  Speaker 1: day now. So I but she does know it, and
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  Speaker 1: we all know her pie is better, right, I mean, huckleberry,
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  Speaker 1: I'll flet that foreign as set right out of your mouthpal. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and I would enjoy that. I would do it myself
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  Speaker 1: right now. Oh. Jess's like good, Oh Rolando, Od James, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: give me all the device. You are killing me. Wake
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