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Phone Tap: Verbal Thoughts Syndrome · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 3: a woman who's supposed to have a big job interview
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  Speaker 3: with a department store over the phone. The whole thing
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  Speaker 3: was set up by her friend. And when I say
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing, I mean her real interview and this
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  Speaker 3: fake one that we're going to do an hour before.
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  Speaker 4: Oh an hour before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does some mess with her. It's your phone
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  Speaker 2: tap right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's another morning the twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Jennifer Kids.
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  Speaker 5: Oh this is she.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Hi Jennifer. This is Ray Ray Norshein. I'm one
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  Speaker 3: of the supervisors at the department store.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, Hi, Hi Ray.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm not sure if you received our email, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling to do a short phone interview with you.
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  Speaker 4: Does this time work? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely sure, perfect, So let's just jump right into it.
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  Speaker 3: Your resume says that you've had some previous job experience
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  Speaker 3: in retail.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Could you tell me a little bit more about that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I worked at two different places that are applicable.
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  Speaker 4: One was a place and I was so bored, so bored. God,
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  Speaker 4: I am bored right now.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me, I'm sorry, excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, no, please continue?
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay. And I also worked at like the Guests,
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  Speaker 5: and I was assistant manager there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh bored. Hello, I'll be doing anything else right now.
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  Speaker 4: But this.
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  Speaker 5: Are you actually saying you're bored? Am I boring?
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  Speaker 2: You? Wait?
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  Speaker 5: What I thought I heard you say something? Maybe our
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  Speaker 5: lines are crossed? Do you want to keep going?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? I'm sorry. Oh this is awkward.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I I guess I did maybe say that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I think I need to explain something.
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  Speaker 4: I have VTS.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know what that means, but well that's fine.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever you know.
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  Speaker 3: VTS it's verbal thoughts syndrome. It's a medical condition and
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  Speaker 3: manifests itself. When I'm listening to somebody, my inside thoughts
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  Speaker 3: just come out. So I don't want to offend you
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  Speaker 3: or anything. I don't even know what I'm saying what
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  Speaker 3: you said. I was saying something about boring.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were saying like, oh my god, this is
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  Speaker 5: so boring.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I am so sorry. That is so
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  Speaker 3: rooted and uncalled for. But it is a condition.
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  Speaker 5: Well it might be what you're actually thinking, which is
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  Speaker 5: not so good for me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. It's just in some situations I can't
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  Speaker 3: help it. Like I'm actually the victim here.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry that you're going through. Imagine that.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, whatever you're hearing from me, just ignore it,
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  Speaker 3: and if you could just continue about your previous job experience,
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  Speaker 3: I really would appreciate it. Ok, Okay, Okay, you're doing great.
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  Speaker 2: This this is going really well, so just keep going.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, I worked at as an assistant manager at like
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  Speaker 5: it's been really helped change their folding system so that
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  Speaker 5: they would not have to spend so much time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on now?
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  Speaker 4: I like her voice?
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  Speaker 5: It's me Sorry, I'm I know. Yes, Hi, it's this
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  Speaker 5: VTS thing that you said or the issue that you're
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  Speaker 5: having it. What was that a little like like what happened?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 5: You're kind of like being like sleezing now sleeving a
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  Speaker 5: little bit, Like you're like, what's that like? It sounds
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  Speaker 5: sexual really a much.
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  Speaker 3: Well, whatever you're hearing, that's not me, that's my VTS.
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  Speaker 5: It's just making it really like, I think it's super inappropriate.
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  Speaker 3: That if she saw what I was doing right now,
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  Speaker 3: she would freak out.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me, what you're just said is really horrifying.
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  Speaker 2: What if that's not true. I don't know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're hearing.
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  Speaker 5: He said that if I could see what you're doing
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  Speaker 5: right now, your HR department would freak out. That's exactly
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  Speaker 5: what you said.
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  Speaker 2: I said that appropriate, And oh my god, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 5: That you're going through something difficult, but you're going to
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  Speaker 5: get in trouble with HR.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't tell HR about this. I mean, if we're
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  Speaker 3: being honest, I don't even think I really said any
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  Speaker 3: of those things. I think you're just making it up
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  Speaker 3: to hide the holes in your resume.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know what to tell you. You said it, Well,
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  Speaker 5: just throw them away my resume. Pretend we never had
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  Speaker 5: this conversation. I don't want this job.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, she really thought this was a real job.
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  Speaker 4: And if you she doesn't even realize it's.
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  Speaker 5: A price talking about you're still doing it.
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  Speaker 4: She has no idea that she's on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 4: This is all just a big joke.
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  Speaker 2: What Yeah, I'm sorry, Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: My name is jeff You're on the radio right now
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  Speaker 3: with Brook and Jeffery in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 5: You're we're trying to look it up. I know.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a real thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's just your friend Kelly set you up and told
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  Speaker 3: us that you were applying for a job, and she
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  Speaker 3: wanted me to mess with you during your phone interview.
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  Speaker 1: He was telling me like, oh, baby, I mean that
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  Speaker 1: would have helped me.
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  Speaker 2: If I was in a job interview, I'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is going great.
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  Speaker 5: That's the man.
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  Speaker 3: But no, seriously, Jennifer, I really hope that it goes
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  Speaker 3: well and you get the job.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's twisted, but I would give it my puss.
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  Speaker 4: I'm totally lied about that. I hope she doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Get it again.
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  Speaker 1: Weakens. Every morning was phone taps.
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  Speaker 4: It was on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,