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Phone Tap: Spoonful of Sugar with Doogan · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You y away today. Brooke poses as a substitute first
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  Speaker 2: grade teacher. I can see that he's calling a mom
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  Speaker 2: during school hours, and let's see some of the other
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  Speaker 2: prank calls we've done in the past. We're gonna attempt
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  Speaker 2: to make her do something she normally would never try.
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  Speaker 2: But when Brooke puts her on the spot in front
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  Speaker 2: of the whole class, she really doesn't have a choice.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tab, it's another week Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Oh thank god you answered? Are you Charlotte's mom?
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  Speaker 3: I am Hi. Yes, this is Missus O'Rourke and I'm
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  Speaker 3: filling infamous who's out today? I'm the substitute. Oh okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: your daughter Charlotte's in our class and I'm just in
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of a pickle and I could really
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  Speaker 3: use your help. It is everything okay with Charlotte way Oh, yes,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to worry you. No, it's actually about
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  Speaker 3: another student in class. Yeah, a boy named Dugan, and
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  Speaker 3: it's his birthday. Oh how can I help? I'm not,
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  Speaker 3: you know, anywhere near what.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's happening.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need you to come to the school. See.
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  Speaker 3: The problem is no one told me when I was
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  Speaker 3: filling in it was his birthday. So I asked him
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  Speaker 3: what he wanted, and he got big tears in his
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  Speaker 3: eyes and he said he wanted a phone call from
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  Speaker 3: Mary Poppins, his favorite nanny. Okay, well see, and that's
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  Speaker 3: where you come in. I've been calling all the parents
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  Speaker 3: and you're the only one who's picked up. So I
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  Speaker 3: am desperate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be the best
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  Speaker 1: Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you could do it. I know you could do it.
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  Speaker 3: I have a busy birthday, I know. I know. It'll
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  Speaker 3: only take two minutes of your time and it will
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  Speaker 3: just make Dugan's life. All I need you to do
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  Speaker 3: is just seeing Dougan happy birthday in a Mary Poppins voice.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even I haven't even seen that movie in a
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  Speaker 3: very long time.
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  Speaker 4: Jan Dugan, guess who's on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're grabbing him. Oh man, it's Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 4: She wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I really don't think this is
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  Speaker 3: a good idea. I'm putting them on the phone right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, oh oh.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, it's Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Well you love me?
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  Speaker 3: What do you love me? Of course I love you?
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  Speaker 2: He shut up?
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  Speaker 4: Everybody's Mary pop She loves me.
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  Speaker 3: Children, settled down, quiet, coyote everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you have a blow?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: It's freely It makes up and make you fly in
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  Speaker 2: this guy, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Sing of the birthday song, Mary, sing of the
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  Speaker 3: birthday song her Happy birthday? Can we go do it?
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  Speaker 3: H Happy birthday? Happy birthday to you? You go to you?
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  Speaker 4: That is bad, missus, You're a liar.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, I.
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  Speaker 4: Lovely to meet you a little early in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe and maybe Mary, your accent isn't warmed up as
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  Speaker 3: it should be, right, yes, yes, well I'm working on it.
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  Speaker 4: My very enough back a few too many brandies last night.
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  Speaker 4: She's not feeling as perky today as she should be.
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  Speaker 4: I guess, just like my mommy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, and Mary would like to talk to the
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  Speaker 3: teacher right now. This is just sure. I okay, it's okay, class.
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  Speaker 4: Mary just told me that she wants to apologize to
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  Speaker 4: you all on speaker. Okay, they can all hear you.
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  Speaker 4: Mary go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Oh sorry that I wasn't watch it be for your
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  Speaker 3: party celebration.
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  Speaker 2: But I'll come back again sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying that Dugan's Day is a special Mary?
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  Speaker 3: You meet me quet? Oh? No, no, no, no, it's
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  Speaker 3: very special. I'm not feeling very well. Oh you know
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  Speaker 3: what you always say, Mary, what helps when you don't
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  Speaker 3: feel good?
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  Speaker 4: Very Oh? All right, they're asking for and Mary go
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  Speaker 4: right ahead, spoonful of sugar and go oh my.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Okaylia stood next menting I'm sorry, Oh you suck.
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  Speaker 4: Oh hi, principal, I didn't see you come in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I do well, I gotta go now. Oh he
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  Speaker 3: may not be a fan, but you know who is
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  Speaker 3: a fan one of the other room parents, Nicole.
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  Speaker 4: Oh how funny, Yeah, real funny.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's actually the one who set you up for
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  Speaker 3: this prank phone call. Oh my god, are you joking? No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a substitute teacher, and that is definitely not a.
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  Speaker 2: Child and I'm a full grown man named Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is bread from the radio show Broke and
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  Speaker 3: Tuffrey in the morning. You're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: No, you are such a good mom in a good sport.
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  Speaker 3: You will be on speaker like.
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  Speaker 2: In front of the whole class.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know what else to do's asking spoonfulish you
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  Speaker 3: get to cavl okay do again?
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  Speaker 1: Guy?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, Mary, I can't hear your.
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  Speaker 3: Nod. Still terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll work from that.
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  Speaker 3: Weeke up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.